Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Huff]

slightly concerning how much i enjoy raining on peoples online parades.

[Momo]

I wear fedoras with suits and I get laid occasionally, come at me.

Kufi > *. It makes a man look more badass than he has a right to be.

[nudemacusers]

exodust lives in montana. wearing a kufi is a bat signal for an asskicking.

[jiji]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78498461&postcount=665

Is there any doubt left that the average GAF poster is a total comments-section mouthbreather?

[Shaka Khan]

Does Dax even post in the TransGAF thread

Nope

I'm not a fan of this Dax person, but I hope people aren't giving her shit and criticizing her because he's not participating in a GAF community thread. Anyone who think that delegitimizes her position or how much she cares is an idiot. And that goes on for any community (Black, LGBT, Brit, etc). They shouldn't be used as roll call.

[Shaka Khan]

Invoking TransGAF or just Trans? Because I haven't really been following her.

[Momo]

I never posted in anime gaf even though I am a big anime fan. Sometimes it's better to avoid the opinions of others when it is something you care about.

[Oblivion]

Dax is completely irrational. I'll defend her against transphobic attacks, like the one in that thread, but her posting behavior is very dumb. I remember when Dax first started posting in the PoliGAF thread around 2007, as a supporter of then Senator Obama. She was also a huge Halo player and posted on the gaming side, although I didn't venture there much. At the time it was assumed that Dax was a male, and I remember multiple "dude, check this out" type comments passing around. It is not irrational to suggest that many posters have no fucking idea about her transition, and don't mean disrespect when they wonder what's going on with her posts.

But the whole all girl all the time shit is relatively new. Every other post revolves around "hey look at me" or "ewww boys/men and their penises." Seriously? And she is a horrible debater online. A few months ago we got into a huge spat over LBJ/JFK. Basically Dax read a book on LBJ and instantly became an LBJ expert, and clashed with multiple people during history discussions. Yet when cornered or challenged she tends to respond with one sentence dismissals. Shit is annoying.

Wait, wait, wait.

Dax is a cheeseburger?

[Oblivion]

Yes, get with the program, Oblivion.

Oh good god...

No wonder there appeared to be something was something off about "her" frame.   

[Phoenix Dark]

I think she meant the "TransGAF" community in general, not the thread.

I remember when I first found out about the transition I searched for her name in the trans thread and didn't find anything. That was back in February.

[Himu]

I like how calling people out = backseat modding

[Shadow Mod]

Dax is completely irrational. I'll defend her against transphobic attacks, like the one in that thread, but her posting behavior is very dumb. I remember when Dax first started posting in the PoliGAF thread around 2007, as a supporter of then Senator Obama. She was also a huge Halo player and posted on the gaming side, although I didn't venture there much. At the time it was assumed that Dax was a male, and I remember multiple "dude, check this out" type comments passing around. It is not irrational to suggest that many posters have no fucking idea about her transition, and don't mean disrespect when they wonder what's going on with her posts.

But the whole all girl all the time shit is relatively new. Every other post revolves around "hey look at me" or "ewww boys/men and their penises." Seriously? And she is a horrible debater online. A few months ago we got into a huge spat over LBJ/JFK. Basically Dax read a book on LBJ and instantly became an LBJ expert, and clashed with multiple people during history discussions. Yet when cornered or challenged she tends to respond with one sentence dismissals. Shit is annoying.

Wait, wait, wait.

Dax is a cheeseburger?

Yes.

Also, Dude, cheeseburger is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

[Reb]

Sending a PM to somebody about their posting style in the first place. 

[radioheadrule83]

have we discussed the "sexy stories thread" yet?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=661445

[milchs evil twin]

have we discussed the "sexy stories thread" yet?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=661445

Is sats for real? Always comes off like a fake character in the few posts I've read.



Also, yeah, snesfreak is back. He only posts in NFL GAF after he got burned in Gaming. He acts like he hasn't owned a console since the PS2 but still gets pissy whenever someone makes fun of Nintendo. It's funny to watch.

[Polari]

Oh man I wish I wasn't banned so I could post that Home Improvement Tim, Al and Wilson threesome fanfic again.

[Mupepe]

Oh man I wish I wasn't banned so I could post that Home Improvement Tim, Al and Wilson threesome fanfic again.

I'll post it if you give it to me

[nachobro]

I never posted in anime gaf even though I am a big anime fan. Sometimes it's better to avoid the opinions of others when it is something you care about.

Also everyone in anime gaf is a pedophile

[Polari]

Oh man I wish I wasn't banned so I could post that Home Improvement Tim, Al and Wilson threesome fanfic again.

I'll post it if you give it to me

"I've known you for 10 years and I've never seen your face," Al said.

"Well that's funny, because I thought I'd invited you to one of my star gazing parties," Wilson replied.

One of Wilson's eyebrows arched up and Al found himself transfixed by the hazel pools on the other side of the fencing. For a long time the promise of seeing Wilson, unfettered by his wooden fortress had teased Al, and now he could no longer wait.

"Why don't you step out and show yourself to me?" Al teased.

"That revealing might upset your associate," Wilson confessed with a sigh. "Long he has kept me a prisoner in my house, guarded by a dragon, like a princess of old. He feels the sight of me would invite violation of that which he alone can have."

"I can't live like this," Al moaned. "Please. Please show me yourself. Your eyes Wilson, your eyes are like two shiny brand new lug bolts, never before tweaked with a wrench. Don't denigh me."

"your words are honeyed and tempting," Wilson whispered, "but I dare not reveal myself. Tim would never understand."

"Tim is a fool to keep such beauty hidden."

With a great sigh Wilson reached over and flicked open the latch on his fence, the hinges creaking as the passageway slid open. Al adjusted his tool belt, feeling his lucky screw driver shift as he did so. His erecting was hard against the leather apron, and he was glad it was hidden. Anticipation filled every step as he at least moved onto Wilson's yard and turned to see his beloved's face.

Before him stood a man, sexy and curvy with middle aged paunch. The same hazel eyes glanced at Al, curious, probing, playful. Those eyes made Al feel bold as he looked down and saw two thick, cherry red, lips smiling back at him. The lips were full and firm. As he stared at the round mounds of soft flesh and Wilson ran his lips across them, driving Al mad.

"I must have you," Al declare, as he slid his hand under Wilson's flat man breast and ran his thumb across the nipple.

Wilson shuttered. Drawing him into a kiss, Al discovered those lips parted into a moist vacuum of titillation, a deep crevice lay beyond, beckoning, welcoming.

"You have a deep mouth," Al moaned.

"All the better to deep throat you with, my dear."

With no further words Wilson pealed back Al's apron and revealed the buldge of his cock against his jeans. Wilson nuzzled the erection with his nose, then pealed back the zipper and undid the button, freeing Al's cock like a spring.

"I can't wait to taste your thick, hairy balls," Wilson purred. "I bet you're wooly all over like a bear."

"Let me be your Papa Bear," Al ordered.

"Papa Bear," Wilson repeated, "Will you come down my throat if I'm a good little boy and suck you hard?"

"Oh god yes," Al said, as Wilson took all of him into his mouth.

As Wilson worked his tongue around Al's length while Al reached down and pulled up the back of AL's shirt, revealing the pale, round skin. He marveled at how the back pulled into love hands, that swung with Wilson's gut as he continued to suck Al fantastic.

Right when Al was about to fill Wilson's throat with his hot man batter, A voice sounded from over the fence. In fear Al jerked his head to look at Tim, whose angry eyes glared at him from over the fence.

"Are you playing with my doughy fuck boy?" Tim asked, trying to play his anger off as something else.

"I was about to blow my load down his hungry throat," Al responded, smiling.

"You owe me for violating my fuck boy," Tim grumbled. "It's bad enough you always use my favorite saw without permission, but this is unforgivable."

"You can get mad," Al scolded Tim, "or you can get in here and pound his ass while I finish down his mouth."

"Oh no." Tim wagged his finger. "That is to good for the likes of you, Borland. In exchange for tasting my man prize, I want you to help me test out my very own special invention."

"Mmmm," Al said as he thrust hard into Wilson's mouth, then withdrew his dick. Cock glistening with saliva and moonlight Al stared defiantly at Tim. "Your inventions always go wrong, why would I agree to that?"

"Because you owe me Borland," Tim responded. "Plus when you see what I have invented, your cock will be hungrier that it ever was before."

"Prove it," Al dared.

"Well with the Binford 9000 fuck machine," Tim said as he pulled a curtain off a long box with knee pads and three dildos on it, "Your ass has never been pleased harder, faster, or stronger."

"I want that in my ass," Al declared.

"Get on it," Tim said as he started to pull down his pants. "Fuck toy boy, get on it too, but first lube our asses with your tongue."

Wilson eagerly jumped up, peeled off his pants, and ran behind Al. Once the black haired god had shucked his britches, Wilson eagerly dove in, his tongue sliding in and out of Al's glory hole. Once Wilson felt Al was adequately went he turned to tim, parting thick, blond, curls, and began to eat his way to oblivion.

Once Tim was ready he made Wilson and Al hover their brown hot spot's over the pink floppy dicks and Tim jammed the button on. The three cocks sprung to life, pounding up and down into Al, Wilson, and Tim's poopers.

"Frot against me fuck toy boy," Tim announced, and Wilson began to excitedly rub his cock against Tim's. After Tim blew his load all over Wilson, Wilson turned to Al and began to nudge his thick fatty against Al's telephone pole. Al reached over and swiped some cum off of Wilson's chest and smeared it into his beard.

"Eat my beard jizz," AL commanded and Wilson began to suckle the salty hairs, not careing when one became stuck in his throat.

Watching this, Tim blew another load on Wilson's back as Al reached his climax all over Wilson's stomach. Once the three men were sated Tim fiddled with the machine, taking way to much time to turn it off.

Cock's now limp with joy, The three snuggled on the lawn, letting the grass move to parts unknown. Wilson became dirty in the dirt, his jizz covered back and stomach picking up debris as the held eachother.

[Polari]

"Are you playing with my doughy fuck boy?" is my favourite bit.

[Brehvolution]

The story Doug read from the last Cruncheons would be appropriate to post.

[Momo]

I never posted in anime gaf even though I am a big anime fan. Sometimes it's better to avoid the opinions of others when it is something you care about.

Also everyone in anime gaf is a pedophile

another good reason

[Polari]

Oh man I wish I wasn't banned so I could post that Home Improvement Tim, Al and Wilson threesome fanfic again.

I'll post it if you give it to me

My man.

[Mupepe]

My god.  I started to read some of those stories in that thread.  I can't tell if they're serious.  I know some are.  But I can't tell which because they're mostly pretty fucking pathetic.

[Himu]

Sending a PM to somebody about their posting style in the first place. 

To be fair it was less about posting style and more about uhhh psychology. I worry about Dax. Making posts about testicles and shit, what the fuck.

[Steve Youngblood]

Sending a PM to somebody about their posting style in the first place. 

To be fair it was less about posting style and more about uhhh psychology. I worry about Dax. Making posts about testicles and shit, what the fuck.

I... don't get it. Mind you, I follow the broader conversation, so you don't need to bring me up to speed on who you're talking about. I just don't understand those two bolded sentences.

[Eli Gulgin]

I wrote a really long response to Shaka how I wasn't giving Dax shit for not posting in the TransGAF community thread but what I really thought but fuck it, it just got longer and longer and made me feel like a right special fellow so fuck that. I do think there's something to be said about how Dax posts and whatever but I don't really want to start thinking about what's going on with her. Basically I think she wants everyone to think of her as just a girl and not actually trans, which is fine I guess. Still sometimes she behaves in a way that makes me think if she's getting a bit too nutty about it (see PD's post about her pm'ing him on the first page of this thread for example).

Well whatever, Dax obviously hates her cock and balls and you should hate yours too. Such fragile, useless things.

[Himu]

Dax goes nuts when someone mentions male genitals and goes on a hate crusade. If they don't mention genitals she'll bring them up. It makes no sense.

[MCD]

She's crazy for the cock? Not hard to figure out.

[Himu]

can't join em, beat em

[MCD]

Delicious 2D Futanari cocks

[Joe Molotov]

Delicious 2D Futanari cocks

Sounds like something for the sexy story thread.

[Himu]

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=662765

don't worry babes, neogaf is cool with the ladies. y'all are welcome, just remember that everything you do is because of a guy.

[Rufus]

Ah fuck...

[Steve Contra]

Hahahahahaha.  God people really, really fucking hate Anita, don't they.

[nudemacusers]

katy perry thread binned, probably due to tittygif spam. Pau's posts in that sheri fgc thread must have been accurate.

[Steve Contra]

Holy shit at that dudes tumblr.

That's some serious "I'm going to get killed" type shit right there.

http://anongamer.tumblr.com/

[brob]

"the man behind anita sarkeesian"

[nudemacusers]

The whole 'but we're not sexist!' angle is pretty funny. I've spent enough time in OT to say that while maybe there are only a few outwardly misogynistic posters, I have lost count of dudes who clearly have trouble relating to women as actual human beings, and it pretty obviously colors their worldview.

[Phoenix Dark]

For all the shit I give Devolution, thank god she exists to take massive dumps on the GAF Manplex.

[hampster]

"the man behind anita sarkeesian"

Finally an explanation that makes sense

[nachobro]

Wait, they're mad she wants to make money? Well duh. Why the fuck else do any of this in the first place if not to make a couple of bucks?

[Joe Molotov]

she exists to take massive dumps on the GAF Manplex.

I found this phrase to be way hotter than I probably should have.

[Rufus]

It's 'dirt' they can use to tear her down.

[nudemacusers]

Wait, they're mad she wants to make money? Well duh. Why the fuck else do any of this in the first place if not to make a couple of bucks?

•Uses kickstarter to get money

•Gets money

•Sperglords lose minds

[StealthFan]

I hate her. It has nothing to do with her gender though.

[Momo]

I cant comprehend why people stuck with her after she so royally shat on her $150K worth of backers by putting out high school level material. Like fanboyism gotta back what you bought I guess.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I too would like to make six figures regurgitating what I read on tvtropes.org

[StealthFan]

I cant comprehend why people stuck with her after she so royally shat on her $150K worth of backers by putting out high school level material. Like fanboyism gotta back what you bought I guess.

The cause, breh. Nerds need to show the womenz they aren't savages like the average male.

[Mupepe]

Who is this Anita chick?  Is she hot?  Why do people hate her?  What does she do?

[Joe Molotov]

Who is this Anita chick?  Is she hot?  Why do people hate her?  What does she do?

She's not down with the Men's Rights struggle.

[Momo]

@Mupepe I thought she was decently attractive last I saw, I'd date her and maybe even hold her hand 

[Polari]

Eh, Sarkeesian is an embarrassing hack but I can respect the blag. She saw a opportunity in the market and exploited it. GAF get their jimmies rustled pretty easily, like with that RPG camp Kickstarter. My take is that the people pledging are too dumb to deserve their money anyway, so who cares?

[Mupepe]

just looked her up on wikipedia.  Hell yeah I'd hit it.

[nachobro]

Yet another attractive broad that wouldn't fuck GAF. No wonder they mad.

[Rufus]

Title change?

"Anita Sarkeesian had other jobs; also knows a guy and enjoys omelettes"

[Shadow Mod]

For all the shit I give Devolution, thank god she exists to take massive dumps on the GAF Manplex.

Stealing that last part, just too good of a phrase not too.

Also the fact that people are investing so much into looking into her personal history is creepy as fuck.

[Crash Dummy]

For all the shit I give Devolution, thank god she exists to take massive dumps on the GAF Manplex.

Stealing that last part, just too good of a phrase not too.

Also the fact that people are investing so much into looking into her personal history is creepy as fuck.

sounds like pretty typical gaf behaviour tbh

[Shadow Mod]

sounds like pretty typical gaf behaviour tbh

Not just GAF but pissy gamers. It is. I don't know what they're so afraid of and in their crusade to silence her they've made her even more of a popular figure. So on top of creepy, they're dumb.