Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[brawndolicious]

So I guess I'm the only one who had "the talk" when they were like 5 years old after watching Looks Who's Talking?

I actually never got the how-babies-are-made talk. My parents just assumed I knew everything because I would forget to show them the opt-out form for sex-ed classes, I can't believe they mail a letter to your home telling your parents.

[Himu]

If I do ever have kids they will watch Look Who's Talking 1 and 2 at 4-5 to know about boy parts/girl parts and sex.

[Mupepe]

Welp, this was worth the trip into the GAF gaming forum.  I hadn't been there in a while...

[Tasty]

I didn't even know buttsex was possible until I was like 12. When people online posted about "buttsex" I thought it was like, scissoring with butts.

That was until I asked and they linked me to some awful yaoi. My innocence forever shattered. :'(

[Himu]

I didn't know what gay was until I was 11. When someone told me what it was, I didn't see what was so bad about it.

I didn't even know buttsex was possible until I was like 12. When people online posted about "buttsex" I thought it was like, scissoring with butts.

That was until I asked and they linked me to some awful yaoi. My innocence forever shattered. :'(

So this happened two years ago, right?

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Yeah, I know that joke is old and tired, I'll stop now.

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[Tasty]

I didn't know what gay was until I was 11. When someone told me what it was, I didn't see what was so bad about it.

I didn't even know buttsex was possible until I was like 12. When people online posted about "buttsex" I thought it was like, scissoring with butts.

That was until I asked and they linked me to some awful yaoi. My innocence forever shattered. :'(

So this happened two years ago, right?

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Yeah, I know that joke is old and tired, I'll stop now.

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Meh, 'sall cool. 

[Himu]

Mercury was bi, wasn't he?

[Himu]

I remember when I first found who Queen was.

It was when the Rockets won the championship in 94 and I heard We Are The Champions. I loved the song and asked who did the song. My dad told me,"Queen, the singer died a few years ago" "How?" "Drugs"

I guess dying from drugs > telling your kid about hiv

[StealthFan]

I remember when I first found who Queen was.

It was when the Rockets won the championship in 94 and I heard We Are The Champions. I loved the song and asked who did the song. My told me,"Queen, the singer died a few years ago" "How?" "Drugs"

I guess dying from drugs > telling your kid about hiv

Perhaps he was in denial about Mercury being a poof. I know a lot of rap fans get sensitive when you bring up Easy E having AIDS.

It might be easier for them to think someone they idolized used dirty needles than getting their butthole savaged by another man.

[Mupepe]

Tupac was a fruitcake too...

I was shocked when I found out that The Beach Boys and The Beatles did drugs.  I thought they were wholesome and that's why everyone liked them.

[DCharlieJP]

Boys aren't suddenly going to want to play with Barbie dolls and girls aren't suddenly going to become interested in Matchbox cars.

I had a kitchen and tea set as a kid and i hear that was "unusual" back then - but hey, our eldest has the same thing plus a washing machine and he loves it. Disney wise he'll watch Jungle Junction and Little Einsteins but that's about it - he's more about the ipad and building his Bike Baron levels.

My wife grew up making Gundams and playing with Zoids - so i don't particularly think either of us are going to enforce anything on our kids - they'll try what they like , wear what they like etc.

regarding gay : a couple of extended family members were gay when i was young - one was driven away and one was spurned by his parents but they eventually came round. The attitudes to being gay in the north of england are (or were) pretty much stuck in Old Testament times. Thankfully a lot of people - and especially younger people - don't give a flying shit about peoples sexuality and i look forward to the times when someones sexual preference is none of anyone elses fucking business.

[Himu]

I remember when I first found who Queen was.

It was when the Rockets won the championship in 94 and I heard We Are The Champions. I loved the song and asked who did the song. My told me,"Queen, the singer died a few years ago" "How?" "Drugs"

I guess dying from drugs > telling your kid about hiv

Perhaps he was in denial about Mercury being a poof. I know a lot of rap fans get sensitive when you bring up Easy E having AIDS.

It might be easier for them to think someone they idolized used dirty needles than getting their butthole savaged by another man.

PD

Well, Eazy E could have gotten it from unprotected sex with women. These were rappers, they'd get sex a lot, from men or women. I'd bet many of them didn't use condoms just like Magic Johnson.

[Himu]

Yep. That nicca wasn't gay.

[nudemacusers]

eazy e's death is really the fault of black women when it comes down to it.

[Mupepe]

How did Tupac avoid getting HIV?

[Himu]

I don't think Pac was gay. He was probably bi at best, and actively seeked sex with women. when he died he was engaged to Rashida Jones' sister. Also, Pac gave Dre shit in the studio for being gay.

[nudemacusers]

How did Tupac avoid getting HIV?

he practiced safe homosexual intercourse

[Mupepe]

Those are all good points.  But isn't it reasonable to assume from his music (Ambitionz Az A Ridah) that he was a top and was probably not gentle?  I wonder if Dre felt any relief in his (Tupac's) death because he would never be savaged by Pac again.

[Himu]

Those are all good points.  But isn't it reasonable to assume from his music (Ambitionz Az A Ridah) that he was a top and was probably not gentle?  I wonder if Dre felt any relief in his (Tupac's) death because he would never be savaged by Pac again.

California Love is their tribute to having wild, wild homo sex on LA beaches

[Mupepe]

"bumping and grinding like a slow jam."
"So you know the row will bow down to know man" (This means he's a top)
"Say what you say" (I don't care if people know I'm a homo)
"But give me dat bomb beat from Dre and let me serenade the streets of L.A." (They ride around town banging and Dre is apparently loud)

[Himu]

They thought they were crafty hiding those lyrics in that song, but we understand EXACTLY what they mean. 

[Mupepe]

"I'm tired of this.  I'm tired of this.  Dre, you's a taco"
"I'm not a homosexual.  I am bisexual"

[Himu]

[Mupepe]

Robot love is queer.  That's all.

[Himu]

Yeah, Janelle is totally a lesbian. It's okay Ms Monae, you don't have to tell.

[Polari]

[nudemacusers]

A man with that kind of facial hair shouldn't be throwing stones imo

[Himu]

[nudemacusers]

haha, it's actually a pretty open-minded interview. but it's ok joe, it's 2013, no need to pretend. 

[Himu]

Joe just come out honey

[demi]

He did, wheres that footage of him dancing shirtless

[nudemacusers]

who is the better jungle bear? fat joe or rick ross?

[StealthFan]

Nobody in the game is a bigger puff than Puff. Mase was just trying to protect his butthole

[nudemacusers]

Nobody in the game is a bigger puff than Puff. Mase was just trying to protect his butthole (Image removed from quote.)

it was actually a dream of being cornholed by puffy that sent him to the church. 

[Himu]

He came back to rap, so he just couldn't leave the cornhole licking alone.

PS who fuck brought back tocry so I can suck your dick?

[demi]

who is the better jungle bear? fat joe or rick ross?

Neither. Since I dont do well around black folk, Joe wins by default. But didnt he lose weight?

[Himu]

http://instagram.com/p/duzLVLALkC/#

Demi, thoughts?

[demi]

I cant view Instagram without having an account.

[Phoenix Dark]

I cant view Instagram without having an account.

when you see it, your boner will break the keyboard.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

The first porn I was made aware of was when I was walking along the road picking up cans when I was 8.  I found a grocery bag.  Then in this bag, there were a few porno mags along with a pair of shit filled underwear.  I was able to see a titty so it counts to me.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

he'll go if trab pops up in the thread and says "hey, check me out if you're in my neck of the woods"

if she doesn't, the trip will be quietly canceled

I hope he reads your post, gets huffy and defiant, forces himself to go, and has a shitty vacation to prove the GAF spinoff board wrong.

[demi]

http://web.stagram.com/p/535590484723153154_52645045

Is this it? I'm not one for muscle types. That's the other end of the spectrum.

[Himu]

That's it! Shame you're not big on The Mountain

[thisismyusername]

Besides, cocks are beautiful.

What the what? Who are you and what have you done with the Exodust of months ago?

@Demi: Oh come on, bb: You gotta admit he looks good. I'm not into fat or muscle men, but I can admit when they look good for their body-type.

[demi]

Dont do much for me, sorry.

[nudemacusers]

what about this guy

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[demi]

Much better

[tiesto]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=79837381&postcount=336

 

Don't really understand the issue you guys are having with VanillaCakeIsBurning in that thread... I find him to be pretty on the money - the anime hate on the internet as of late is pretty extreme and unwarranted.

[StealthFan]

I want to replay FF IX but those load times

[thisismyusername]

Besides, cocks are beautiful.

What the what? Who are you and what have you done with the Exodust of months ago?

@Demi: Oh come on, bb: You gotta admit he looks good. I'm not into fat or muscle men, but I can admit when they look good for their body-type.

The bore is all about cocks.

Yesssss, but: You were all "vaginas are aesthetically pleasing" months back. What has changed your mind on that front (or are you trollin'? :'()

[thisismyusername]

Meanwhile: GAF->Bore->Reddit->Subreddit Drama

[thisismyusername]

just PM'd you, thisismyusername

I saw it. 

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=669825

School doesn't allow dreads or afros.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=80064561&postcount=38

 

[Broseidon]

Swappin dick pix?

[nudemacusers]

[Joe Molotov]

I hope you have enough to share with the class.

[thisismyusername]

I hope you have enough to share with the class.

Baby, he has more than enough to share with the class. 

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The ignorance makes me rage. Steve could you give him a month ban with the message being "go to the library and read a new book, motherfucker."

[nudemacusers]

bro,

oblivion

[thisismyusername]

I'm rarely in OT. Is he a troll? A known distinguished mentally-challenged fellow?

Either way ban him for a year with the message to check out his local library.

[parallax]

i really miss troll oblivion now. guaranteed to get people pissed off in threads