Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[thisismyusername]

If someone asked me, "Who would you rather have your kids babysat by? a SA mod or a GAF mod (including duckroll)?

Hands down I would pick the GAF mod every single time.

Well that's cheating. No GAF mods have been caught raping anyone yet. Well...until TDM finally gets frustrated enough.

That Viglink stuff they're doing for text links now is getting really annoying. Want to copy a link to someone? TOO BAD. You have to click the link to manually do it now. Ugh.

if you opt out, it should fix the problem: http://www.viglink.com/opt-out

Oh wow. Thanks for that.

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=753434

lel

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

It's hard being a Nintard on GAF these days.  No wonder that Nintard tweeted about being oppressed victims.

Which is funny because until last week or so, Nintards were pretty smug and coming up (ie, making shit up) with anecdotes about how after playing 3D World, all of their friends ran out to buy Wii Us.  I guess their friends were the only ones buying the Wii U for the holidays.

[nachobro]

Both myself and my girlfriend have had lots of friends come over and end up playing some Mario 3D World. The response is always the same: "This is fun, but I'd never get a Wii U".

So those dudes are full of shit.

[Purple Filth]

It's hard being a Nintard on GAF these days.  No wonder that Nintard tweeted about being oppressed victims.

Which is funny because until last week or so, Nintards were pretty smug and coming up (ie, making shit up) with anecdotes about how after playing 3D World, all of their friends ran out to buy Wii Us.  I guess their friends were the only ones buying the Wii U for the holidays.

I guess its time to make threads that implicates another company might fail too lol

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=753863

[Himu]

Seems we've come full circle and ntards are in the position they were in before wii was announced and there was only the gamepube.

[CajoleJuice]

edit: wow realized i was pages behind

[thisismyusername]

Hey, Andy. Is there a decent Noscript-clone on Google Chrome yet? 

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=97595264&postcount=46

[Atramental]

TLOU's target & actual audience are men who look shady and fantasize about being a young nubile girl's guardian?   

[Great Rumbler]

TLOU's target & actual audience are men who look shady and fantasize about being a young nubile girl's guardian?   

Seems accurate!

[Tasty]

Hey, Andy. Is there a decent Noscript-clone on Google Chrome yet? 

Define decent?

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/ghostery/mlomiejdfkolichcflejclcbmpeaniij
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/scriptblock/hcdjknjpbnhdoabbngpmfekaecnpajba

[thisismyusername]

Hey, Andy. Is there a decent Noscript-clone on Google Chrome yet? 

Define decent?

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/scriptblock/hcdjknjpbnhdoabbngpmfekaecnpajba

What I was looking for, love. 

That just leaves a "Remove It Permanently" clone on Chrome to find unless you know of one?

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=97604402&postcount=672

[Himu]

tosspot

[Yulwei]

where devo at?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=97605119&postcount=12

 

[StealthFan]

Awesom-O

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=97595264&postcount=46

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[Raban]

Good, I was about to slap you

[Shadow Mod]

where devo at?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=97605119&postcount=12

 

That punkass still bitter no woman wants to entertain his shit.

Also the people who insist on delineating between pedophilia and ephebophilia are so fucking transparent.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Also the people who insist on delineating between pedophilia and ephebophilia are so fucking transparent.

I agree.  Unsurprisingly, a lot of those people have anime avatars, girl avatars, or avatars of shows meant for children.

[Broseidon]

Also the people who insist on delineating between pedophilia and ephebophilia are so fucking transparent.

I agree.  Unsurprisingly, a lot of those people have anime avatars, girl avatars, or avatars of shows meant for children.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=37830312#post37830312

[StealthFan]

There are plenty of 15-16 year olds I'd like to fuck If that makes me a pedo than it is what it do. This whole ebophilia nonsense needs to stop. Just say you want underage thigh meats and be done with it.

[Yulwei]

Also the people who insist on delineating between pedophilia and ephebophilia are so fucking transparent.

I agree.  Unsurprisingly, a lot of those people have anime avatars, girl avatars, or avatars of shows meant for children.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=37830312#post37830312

I'd check under his bed and in his closet. Might find a missing girl or three.

[Yulwei]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=97559453&postcount=1473
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95725267&postcount=272

[Shaka Khan]

Am I the only one who thinks people who're fucked up in the head and are that obsessed with anime are actually harmless? Like, they're not attracted to real life human beings, let alone capable of approaching and talking to them. They probably think they're too unclean and would rather spend the rest of their lives with their Love Plus GF, Uguu-chan.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

You're right, they are probably harmless because they can channel their perversions into watching and presumably fapping to anime girls.  As long as they don't harm real people, I don't give a fuck that some loser gets off on 3000 year old demons who look like 10 year olds with DD tits.  If you take those love pillows away from him, it could get ugly.

[Yulwei]

Very true. Let's hope he never develops such an interest in real women!

[Phoenix Dark]

I probably wouldn't risk my life to save some woman I don't know, but then again most guys who beat on women aren't a threat, so I'd help. But if it was a truly rough and tumble dude I'd call the cops.

[Shaka Khan]

Speaking of pillows, if I end up joining Secret Santa this year, my Santee will be receiving a 6'3" Shaka love pillow. Real talk.

[StealthFan]

You 6'3 eh?

Got them IT certs?

[Tasty]

where devo at?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=97605119&postcount=12

 

Jesus Christ.

[Atramental]

Hah.

Eugenics Awesom-O is back.

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Or was he really gone in the first place?

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Don't worry. There's not a snow ball's chance in hell they'll ever procreate.

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[StealthFan]

[Phoenix Dark]

IT certs

[Shaka Khan]

I don't get any of this.

[Shadow Mod]

Am I the only one who thinks people who're fucked up in the head and are that obsessed with anime are actually harmless? Like, they're not attracted to real life human beings, let alone capable of approaching and talking to them. They probably think they're too unclean and would rather spend the rest of his life with their Love Plus GF, Uguu-chan.

Except when you find out they're trolling sites with minors and have a stash of cp.

[Broseidon]

Courtesy of the shitposts twitter

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=97573298&postcount=635
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=97574636&postcount=650

[Your Stalker]

I don't get any of this.

how many dudes have you fucked/been fucked by at once?

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=753962

People gotta stop with this "we gotta have something too" nonsense.

I can sense a tidal wave of fedoras.

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=97598528&postcount=3

[Shadow Mod]

Am I the only one who thinks people who're fucked up in the head and are that obsessed with anime are actually harmless? Like, they're not attracted to real life human beings, let alone capable of approaching and talking to them. They probably think they're too unclean and would rather spend the rest of his life with their Love Plus GF, Uguu-chan.

Except when you find out they're trolling sites with minors and have a stash of cp.

honestly, I doubt they're making up a disproportionate part of the real CP group.  people like that get to a point where they can only get off on drawings.

Some do I'm sure but I don't give the benefit of the doubt after my experiences on other forums.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=753962

People gotta stop with this "we gotta have something too" nonsense.

I can sense a tidal wave of fedoras.

Everybody needs something. I think we can see the real oppressor here.

Tell me about it. I dated a black girl in high school and we were at her folks house one night trying to decide where to go out to eat. I jokingly said "maybe we should just use eenie meenie miney moe" and her grandfather went off on me. "You mean catch a n****r by the toe?!" I swear I'd never heard that version before. I apologized like crazy and felt like a racist asshole the rest of the night.

Annihilated.

Redneck is a racial term because it implies the person's skin is fair enough to actually become red while working out in the sun unprotected, and mostly white people have that problem.

Slaves used the word cracker against the owners. Somehow I doubt their masters were offended by such, it's a word that was made as a comeback to a much more offensive word it'll never carry any real weight other than slight discomfort because well honestly there was never a time in which whites were oppressed.

Does a group of people need to be oppressed for words to be racist? Not at all. It's still racist, no one has ever argued that, but really it's pretty meaningless as an insult since there was never a time in which white people weren't the majority in the US. Especially when compared to more severe words like all those awesome words that people used in times of: war, slavery, oppression, etc. There's a reason why despite how much some people in the world would want to argue it, cracker will never compare to those other words. If I was white and someone called me a cracker that quote by Louis CK about being reminded of when his people owned slaves would be the first thought that crossed my mind, then I'd shrug and go about my day (which is why I posted it in the first place, and why everyone is posting the same thing in video form)

The US obsession with racism is so weird to me.
"Is this racist?"
"Is it okay to say that? Nope? What do YOU think?"
"Is that okay if I use X when talking with Y but there's two Z next to us?"

Never change.

That's a somewhat recent development with some people embracing the term [redneck] for their culture. Which is kind of funny, because the current usage and past usage of the term are quite different.

Recent?!?

By 1910, the political supporters of the Mississippi Democratic Party politician James K. Vardaman—chiefly poor white farmers—began to describe themselves proudly as "rednecks," even to the point of wearing red neckerchiefs to political rallies and picnics.

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NO. Your friend is probably a libertarian. Libertarians are racist as fuck so you shouldnt talk to her any more.

Good advice.

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[tiesto]

Courtesy of the shitposts twitter

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=97573298&postcount=635
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=97574636&postcount=650

I agree with that guy's second post. Would much rather play Mario than any linear western setpiece game.

 

Speaking of which, why is the deal with it dog called : patel?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Willco was being a kiss ass as per the usual

[benjipwns]

Courtesy of the shitposts twitter

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=97573298&postcount=635
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=97574636&postcount=650

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=97576196&postcount=678
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=97575878&postcount=892

[StealthFan]

I can forgive mediocre gameplay for a story that I find interesting or engaging. Doesn't have to be great writing or anything, just enough to make me pay attention.

If the gameplay is complete shit, tho? Deadly Premonition.

[thisismyusername]

Courtesy of the shitposts twitter

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=97573298&postcount=635
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=97574636&postcount=650

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=97576196&postcount=678
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=97575878&postcount=892

I'll take my Uncharted #209805982340582058203580285029850928 and laugh all the way to bank as your Nintendo fanboy tears fuel my bidet.

(Talking about the linked posts, not anyone here. Just for clarification)

[Positive Touch]

Deadly Premonition.

  you go to hell

[ToxicAdam]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=753962

People gotta stop with this "we gotta have something too" nonsense.

I can sense a tidal wave of fedoras.

Eh, I think people get intentionally obtuse because they know a racial thread on GAF is a guaranteed 10 pages. The dumber the premise, the longer the page count. People just can't resist.

It is funny though, that redneck is essentially the same as wetback. Both have the same connotation, but one is way more offensive. It just points out how pointless this 'battle over definitions' is.

[Your Stalker]

you can't spell cacophony without cac

[Shadow Mod]

coooombo breaker

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=97627871&postcount=29

 

[Your Stalker]

coooombo breaker

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=97627871&postcount=29

 

I bet you were cackling your ass off when you did that combo breaker weren't you?

[Shadow Mod]

I don't even get the joke.

Anyway, this thread is interesting.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=753722

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

The foundation I interned at last year was working with several nonprofits working on a Ban The Box campaign in California. I had mixed feelings about it, because on the one hand you don't want duckrolls in your workforce, but on the other hand, people who have committed a minor crime or even a fairly major one and have paid their debts to society should be able to find gainful employment.

It's not going to change anything.  Too many non-violent offenders and non-felons who want a job are always going to be picked first because they're going to be considered less of a liability.

[Shadow Mod]

The foundation I interned at last year was working with several nonprofits working on a Ban The Box campaign in California. I had mixed feelings about it, because on the one hand you don't want duckrolls in your workforce, but on the other hand, people who have committed a minor crime or even a fairly major one and have paid their debts to society should be able to find gainful employment.

It's not going to change anything.  Too many non-violent offenders and non-felons who want a job are always going to be picked first because they're going to be considered less of a liability.

Fellow employees will also be less scared and more productive. I would like to say that people should get a fair shake but people who were violent enough to have the cops called on them and charged with something make me nervous.

[Your Stalker]

The foundation I interned at last year was working with several nonprofits working on a Ban The Box campaign in California. I had mixed feelings about it, because on the one hand you don't want duckrolls in your workforce, but on the other hand, people who have committed a minor crime or even a fairly major one and have paid their debts to society should be able to find gainful employment.

It's not going to change anything.  Too many non-violent offenders and non-felons who want a job are always going to be picked first because they're going to be considered less of a liability.

Fellow employees will also be less scared and more productive. I would like to say that people should get a fair shake but people who were violent enough to have the cops called on them and charged with something make me nervous.

So basically what you're saying is that you're afraid of minorities.

[Shadow Mod]

So basically what you're saying is that you're afraid of minorities.(Image removed from quote.)

You don't know enough white people.

 

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=97559453&postcount=1473
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95725267&postcount=272

What's with that guy's tag? Are those comics something he did? Because "baseless pedophilia accusations causing 'organized stalking'" is 

[Broseidon]

Gangstalking is the best.