Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[nudemacusers]

what a terrible last several hundred pages

more topically, discussing account systems with nintendo stanleys feels like describing sex to a virgin.

[doctavius bonbon]

fucking map clicking games

GET SOME 3D SKILL BITCHES

How is Guild Wars 2 doing as an esport?

Oh wait.

They're having a tournament at the moment:

http://mp.challonge.com/ToLEU

http://www.twitch.tv/guildwars2

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Nobody is watching though lolololol. pulling as many viewers as a cyborgmatt patch analysis.

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[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=807000

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=109372429&postcount=220

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=109388764&postcount=232

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=109397743&postcount=243

:deadpos

Good for them, though.

[Phoenix Dark]

lol

grats to them though, sounds like they're really into each other. can't complain

[Your Stalker]

When was the last time any of you were that happy?

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=808441

"wow, in-depth common sense instructions from an employer teaching grown ass women how to wash and maintain their vaginas, and brush their teeth. seems like great advice."

When was the last time any of you were that happy?

too long ago, so i can't hate when people do find that kind of happiness, regardless if they like things that I don't like.

[Shadow Mod]

The only fucking place that should be giving detailed instructions on vagina cleaning is a fucking brothel. So lol at anyone thinking that's not over the line.

[Himu]

how much do cheerleaders make?

[Joe Molotov]

$1250 a year, according to the Raiderette's lawsuit.

[Himu]

How the fuck do they get away with that? That's like, the number a college waitress would make.

[Vertigo]

$1250 a year, according to the Raiderette's lawsuit.

Wow wtf.

[Tasty]

$1250 a year, according to the Raiderette's lawsuit.

Is this a typo? That's what I'd expect a lemonade stand to make for an entire summer or something.

[nachobro]

They can also get hired for one time paid appearances but those mostly go to the vets who have been there for a while.

[Tasty]

Whole bunch of Sony ponies banned in the ET landfill thread. Was there some team meeting or something where they all said "let's use this random thread to troll the Xbone" or something?

Most of the carnage can be found on https://twitter.com/NeoGAFShitPosts

If it wasn't coordinated then I'm confused how these idiots weren't banned in other threads for the same thing.

[Joe Molotov]

$1250 a year, according to the Raiderette's lawsuit.

Is this a typo? That's what I'd expect a lemonade stand to make for an entire summer or something.

Nope, they pull down like $75-150 a game, and practices are freebies.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=807000

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Good for them, I guess. If they break up, it sounds like the one that posted the thread is gonna take it hard.

[Shadow Mod]

You can tell who's been muff diving in nasty ass cooch the way some of these idiot gaffers talking about it being a "good idea" that these cheerleaders are being instructed to wash down there.

[nachobro]

  http://people.tribe.net/shareman/blog 

 

Seriously though, that Donald Sterling thread is cracking me up

[doctavius bonbon]

http://people.tribe.net/shareman/blog 

 

Seriously though, that Donald Sterling thread is cracking me up

from that website:

[Momo]

Whole bunch of Sony ponies banned in the ET landfill thread. Was there some team meeting or something where they all said "let's use this random thread to troll the Xbone" or something?

Most of the carnage can be found on https://twitter.com/NeoGAFShitPosts

If it wasn't coordinated then I'm confused how these idiots weren't banned in other threads for the same thing.

I wonder why you attribute Microsoft shit talking to 'Sony Ponies' you're forgetting a whole other group of console owners, coincidentally like the console maker forgot them 






Anyway, OT but:  good riddance to MS, anything that gets that piece of shit company out of gaming = progress.

[thisismyusername]

Nah, the X-box division used to be good. USED to be. Then J. Allard and company that created the division left and it became MS-like.

Really, the issue is MS. If Ballard and company were hands-off, I doubt the X-box department would've made that DRM situation. At least under J's direction, anyway.

[Momo]

Oh yeah caveat here is I mean this weird thing Xbox morphed into early/mid 360, I'd rather they fuck right off into space than further have influence on gaming.

[Trent Dole]

You mean you don't like it when a company blatantly and actively despises its consumer base? Crazy talk!

[Momo]

You mean you don't like it when a company blatantly and actively despises its consumer base? Crazy talk!

I still play CAPCOM games

[thisismyusername]

You mean you don't like it when a company blatantly and actively despises its consumer base? Crazy talk!

I still play CAPCOM games

[Tasty]

Whole bunch of Sony ponies banned in the ET landfill thread. Was there some team meeting or something where they all said "let's use this random thread to troll the Xbone" or something?

Most of the carnage can be found on https://twitter.com/NeoGAFShitPosts

If it wasn't coordinated then I'm confused how these idiots weren't banned in other threads for the same thing.

I wonder why you attribute Microsoft shit talking to 'Sony Ponies' you're forgetting a whole other group of console owners, coincidentally like the console maker forgot them 

I was mostly going on one of them having a God of War avatar, don't really know if what kind of fanboys they are but neither would you.

[Shadow Mod]

You mean you don't like it when a company blatantly and actively despises its consumer base? Crazy talk!

As a gamer...welp shit.

[benjipwns]

http://people.tribe.net/shareman/blog 

 

Seriously though, that Donald Sterling thread is cracking me up

Hey, I brought these facts to The Bore first before GAF: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=41648.0

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=808606

Relationship-GAF: I've slept w/ my GF of 5 years twice in the last two years. Help.

[Shadow Mod]

Not even some bjs for the dude or what?

[benjipwns]

Bostoners in denial about their city in Sterling thread.

[Yulwei]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=808606

Relationship-GAF: I've slept w/ my GF of 5 years twice in the last two years. Help.

i can't imagine how desperate you have to be to stay in a "relationship" with someone who puts out once a year

[benjipwns]

She is now your friend. Or sister. Need to start communicating this stuff.

Or roommate. :\

First case of friendzoning while in a committed relationship

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=109638421&postcount=394
 

[Oblivion]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=808606

Relationship-GAF: I've slept w/ my GF of 5 years twice in the last two years. Help.

Yeah, he needs to bail out. The sooner the better.  And punch her in the ovaries on his way out.

[Yulwei]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=109639033&postcount=100

  guy is clueless

i would have bailed years ago

[benjipwns]

Going to drop obtuse hints for six months then make another GAF thread amirite.

[benjipwns]

Maybe to facilitate some introspection on her part to address why she doesn't take my advances as advances. I agree that it's definitely a skipable step, but it could help her start putting more thought into the issue before I ultimately surprise her with a sit-down.

I don't know... I guess I look at that particular step as a subtle clue that "hey, you've had some time to figure yourself out when it comes to our sex-life. I'm about to dig it out from under the rug soon."

Definitely a debatable idea based on some posters' impressions.

When it comes to every other aspect of our life, we know each other like the backs of our hands, as you said it should be. Sex is the only area where there's confusion on my part. I thought those lighthearted questions about my missed advances could have given me something to work with before we ultimately sat down and talked. Sounds like that wasn't the best idea.

[Tasty]

Bostoners in denial about their city in Sterling thread.

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Linking to a wiki article about something from 50 years ago as evidence.

[Steve Contra]

Even if people from Boston weren't racist they'd still be awful.  Too bad they're super racist as well.

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=109638421&postcount=394
 

[Tasty]

Bostoners in denial about their city in Sterling thread.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=109638421&postcount=394

benji's alt exposed.

[benjipwns]

Linking to a wiki article about something from 50 years ago as evidence.

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Thinking the 1980s were 50 years ago.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=109639033&postcount=100

  guy is clueless

i would have bailed years ago

Getting out of the friendzone is tough, brehs.

[Tasty]

Linking to a wiki article about something from 50 years ago as evidence.

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Thinking the 1980s were 50 years ago.

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...looking at the title of the bill instead of the date of the events in question. Self-

80's were still 30 years ago though.

[Kara]

Maybe to facilitate some introspection on her part to address why she doesn't take my advances as advances. I agree that it's definitely a skipable step, but it could help her start putting more thought into the issue before I ultimately surprise her with a sit-down.

I don't know... I guess I look at that particular step as a subtle clue that "hey, you've had some time to figure yourself out when it comes to our sex-life. I'm about to dig it out from under the rug soon."

Definitely a debatable idea based on some posters' impressions.

When it comes to every other aspect of our life, we know each other like the backs of our hands, as you said it should be. Sex is the only area where there's confusion on my part. I thought those lighthearted questions about my missed advances could have given me something to work with before we ultimately sat down and talked. Sounds like that wasn't the best idea.

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OP wants to ROM hack a Professor Layton game or some shit instead of just telling their partner they're making them feel like shit.

Low self-esteem is the best.

[Trent Dole]

Even if people from Boston weren't racist they'd still be awful.  Too bad they're super racist as well.

Hey man, we have super racists here in the central/western part of the state as well!

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=808129

 

[Momo]

Bostoners in denial about their city in Sterling thread.

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Linking to a wiki article about something from 50 years ago as evidence.

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[Great Rumbler]

People ACTUALLY arguing that LeBron could beat Jordan at his peak. These idiots should all be chained up in a sweatshop and forced to manufacture Air Jordans for the rest of their sorry lives.

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[Phoenix Dark]

People ACTUALLY arguing that LeBron could beat Jordan at his peak. These idiots should all be chained up in a sweatshop and forced to manufacture Air Jordans for the rest of their sorry lives.

[archie4208]

I still think the 90s were 10 years ago. 

[Your Stalker]

lebron could beat kobe though

[Phoenix Dark]

[Himu]

Ughhhhhhhhhhhh BORING NBA WHO IS THE GOAT NO ONE GIVES A FUCK EXCEPT BLACK DUDES AND WHITE DUDES WHO CHILL WITH BLACK DUDES TALK DRIVES ME INSANE

The worst league. With the worst fans.

[Your Stalker]

worse than throwing food at players?

[Himu]

NBA fans arguing about who the GOAT is and COUNT THE RINGS as they live vicariously through their basketball idols accomplishments is one of the worst things. I swear, if I ever date a guy who does this shit I will DIE.

[Phoenix Dark]

throw bananas at black players brehs

[Himu]

No. It is definitely NBA.

[Himu]

throw bananas at black players brehs

I remember when Lin left for the Rockets and there was chink this and chink that from the Knicks fans.

You cannot erase this. Especially since many coaches have gone on saying racist things in the NBA. Hell, we are dealing with a situation like that now.

So don't bring up racism and back up the NBA. Don't.