Author Topic: Explosions reported at Boston Marathon (Read 57302 times)

Steve Contra · « **Reply #480 on:** April 19, 2013, 05:52:19 PM »

We need to make a sitcom about three brothers, one is the bumbling clueless CNN, the other is the conniving but witless NYPost and the third is just a regular guy who bails them out of trouble and gives them a stern lecture before they get into trouble again. The first episode can end with his wife saying "have you heard from your brothers" and he says "no" and then she's all "well I guess no news is good news!" and he gets two texts right after that.

I'll leave the title to Malek

Barry Egan · « **Reply #481 on:** April 19, 2013, 06:07:58 PM »

what I'm learning from this press conference: Boston State Police hats are very, very silly looking.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #482 on:** April 19, 2013, 06:11:37 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on April 19, 2013, 05:52:19 PM

We need to make a sitcom about three brothers, one is the bumbling clueless CNN, the other is the conniving but witless NYPost and the third is just a regular guy who bails them out of trouble and gives them a stern lecture before they get into trouble again. The first episode can end with his wife saying "have you heard from your brothers" and he says "no" and then she's all "well I guess no news is good news!" and he gets two texts right after that.

I'll leave the title to Malek

Malek is now writing up a pilot instead of studying for finals, asshole.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #483 on:** April 19, 2013, 06:11:51 PM »

Wow. Search finished. Suspect 2 not found. He got away??

Atramental · « **Reply #484 on:** April 19, 2013, 06:16:29 PM »

I'm already betting that he offed himself.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #485 on:** April 19, 2013, 06:27:13 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on April 19, 2013, 05:52:19 PM

We need to make a sitcom about three brothers, one is the bumbling clueless CNN, the other is the conniving but witless NYPost and the third is just a regular guy who bails them out of trouble and gives them a stern lecture before they get into trouble again. The first episode can end with his wife saying "have you heard from your brothers" and he says "no" and then she's all "well I guess no news is good news!" and he gets two texts right after that.

I'll leave the title to Malek

call me when it transitions from light hearted tv show to disgusting, demeaning hentai instead...that'll be more to the point

Quote from: Atramental on April 19, 2013, 06:16:29 PM

I'm already betting that he offed himself.

yep, 19 year old, right? prob off himself when the doubt hits

Atramental · « **Reply #486 on:** April 19, 2013, 06:36:26 PM »

I should've prefaced that post with: "I lose a lot of bets."

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #487 on:** April 19, 2013, 06:40:06 PM »

well, i wouldn't be surprised if you're right. but i could be wrong about him having a conscience attack

ManaByte · « **Reply #488 on:** April 19, 2013, 06:51:05 PM »

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/325376035979927552

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FBI now acknowledges they interviewed Tsarnaev 2 years ago at the request of a foreign country about possible extremist ties

One of the videos that was on the older brother's Youtube page had the flag of the Caucasus Emirate in it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasus_Emirate

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The Caucasus Emirate (Chechen: Имарат Кавказ Imarat Kavkaz; Russian: Кавказский Эмират Kavkazskiy Emirat) also known as the Caucasian Emirate is a self-proclaimed virtual state entity,[1][2] partially successor to the Chechen Republic of Ichkeria and was officially announced on October 31, 2007 by former President of Ichkeria Dokka Umarov, who became the first Emir. Its military branch is the Caucasian Front organization. Both the Russian Federation and the United States have designated the Caucasus Emirate as a terrorist organisation.[3][4] The United States government has offered US$5 million for information leading to the capture of the group's leader Dokka Umarov.[4] On July 29, 2011 the United Nations Security Council Al-Qaeda and Taliban Sanctions Committee added the Caucasus Emirate to the list of entities associated with Al-Qaeda.[5]

Diunx · « **Reply #489 on:** April 19, 2013, 06:56:00 PM »

I see no problem as long as the state pays for the property damage and the cops don't take any mementos from the homes.

Huff · « **Reply #490 on:** April 19, 2013, 07:03:30 PM »

Update gunfire heard

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #491 on:** April 19, 2013, 07:03:47 PM »

The Caucasus has thrown up a couple of serious villains in the past. Basayev and Khattab were two sinister looking mo'fos. Khattab was a serious lunatic, Basayev was more like a usual bad guy. K was Saudi.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #492 on:** April 19, 2013, 07:04:32 PM »

What I'm saying is the Caucasus and Saudi Arabland have seriously close ties.

Vizzys · « **Reply #493 on:** April 19, 2013, 07:08:18 PM »

sound like they have somebody cornered on the scanners atm

ManaByte · « **Reply #494 on:** April 19, 2013, 07:30:02 PM »

CNN reporter; "Boston police have him cornered right now."

@wolfblitzer "Who do they have cornered?"

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #495 on:** April 19, 2013, 07:31:02 PM »

That garfield smiley epitomizes CNN.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #496 on:** April 19, 2013, 07:36:56 PM »

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #497 on:** April 19, 2013, 07:40:07 PM »

Fuck this is too nerve-wracking. OH GOD SPARE MY LITTLE NERVES

bud · « **Reply #498 on:** April 19, 2013, 07:51:58 PM »

http://livewire.wcvb.com/Event/117th_Running_of_Boston_Marathon

shots everywhere.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #499 on:** April 19, 2013, 07:59:15 PM »

He apparently holed up in a boat in somebody's back yard all day, was found, got a couple of 30 round clips emptied into him and they're just waiting for him to either surrender or die. Can't go in due to threat of explosives.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #500 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:02:04 PM »

Yeah. This might actually be over.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #501 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:02:42 PM »

CNN is reporting that he has escaped on horse back.

bud · « **Reply #502 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:05:49 PM »

why do they keep saying POPS instead of gunshots?

ManaByte · « **Reply #503 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:06:43 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 19, 2013, 08:02:42 PM

CNN is reporting that he has escaped on horse back.

Boogie · « **Reply #504 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:07:35 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 19, 2013, 08:02:42 PM

CNN is reporting that he has escaped on horse back.

Jesus Arvie!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #505 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:07:44 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 19, 2013, 08:02:42 PM

CNN is reporting that he has escaped on horse back.

WE'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, DORNER!

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #506 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:12:06 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 19, 2013, 08:02:42 PM

CNN is reporting that he has escaped on horse back.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #507 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:16:33 PM »

Just got back from work. Ffffu this shit is crazy

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #508 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:35:13 PM »

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #509 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:36:02 PM »

rodi · « **Reply #510 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:39:02 PM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #511 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:39:44 PM »

Amazing.

ManaByte · « **Reply #512 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:41:09 PM »

Boston Globe:

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BREAKING NEWS: Three people taken into custody in New Bedford as part of Boston Marathon terror bombing investigation.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #513 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:41:12 PM »

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #514 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:42:28 PM »

He had them big titties and he went full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow whaaaaaaaa

ManaByte · « **Reply #515 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:42:44 PM »

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #516 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:43:19 PM »

Did they just say he's in custody?

Edit: Yup

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #517 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:43:45 PM »

sounds like they got him alive

ManaByte · « **Reply #518 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:43:55 PM »

They got him. Alive.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #519 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:44:40 PM »

sweet.

Atramental · « **Reply #520 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:44:53 PM »

Good.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #521 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:45:06 PM »

In custody!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #522 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:46:41 PM »

FBI fuck yea

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #523 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:48:01 PM »

hahahaha

Snuflupagulus · « **Reply #524 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:48:23 PM »

Boogie · « **Reply #525 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:48:55 PM »

Nice work by all the boots on the ground in Boston today.

Rest in Peace, Officer Collier.

Yeti · « **Reply #526 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:49:09 PM »

he was just unlocking the gate with his buttcheeks

ManaByte · « **Reply #527 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:49:48 PM »

Now it's time for the ten year trial and eventual acquittal.

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #528 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:51:09 PM »

I hope they get some information out of him. Fucking nice work, I wish there was footage of the arrest.

Rufus · « **Reply #529 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:54:27 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on April 19, 2013, 08:49:48 PM

Now it's time for the ten year trial and eventual acquittal.

Because the US has a history of being light on this sort of stuff? Huh?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #530 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:56:17 PM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #531 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:56:53 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on April 19, 2013, 08:49:48 PM

Now it's time for the ten year trial and eventual acquittal.

Ban this filth.

Snuflupagulus · « **Reply #532 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:57:49 PM »

Seconded.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #533 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:58:55 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on April 19, 2013, 08:49:48 PM

Now it's time for the indefinite detention at Guantanamo Bay with no trial.

Fixed.

ManaByte · « **Reply #534 on:** April 19, 2013, 09:00:02 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on April 19, 2013, 08:58:55 PM

Quote from: ManaByte on April 19, 2013, 08:49:48 PM
Now it's time for the indefinite detention at Guantanamo Bay with no trial.

Fixed.

Weren't they supposed to shut down Guantanamo Bay, or did people just forget about it?

Mandark · « **Reply #535 on:** April 19, 2013, 09:02:24 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on April 19, 2013, 09:00:02 PM

Weren't they supposed to shut down Guantanamo Bay, or did people just forget about it?

There was really strong local resistance to using standard prisons or "risking" criminal trials, because of bedwetting faux-cynicism like...

Quote from: ManaByte on April 19, 2013, 08:49:48 PM

Now it's time for the ten year trial and eventual acquittal.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #536 on:** April 19, 2013, 09:03:25 PM »

Liz Cheney already beating the drum on the administration deciding to charge him as a criminal instead of an enemy combatant. He's a US citizen, he has rights whether we like it or not.

Beezy · « **Reply #537 on:** April 19, 2013, 09:04:09 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2013, 08:46:41 PM

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FBI fuck yea

ManaByte · « **Reply #538 on:** April 19, 2013, 09:05:20 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2013, 09:03:25 PM

Liz Cheney already beating the drum on the administration deciding to charge him as a criminal instead of an enemy combatant. He's a US citizen, he has rights whether we like it or not.

Is he? I thought they said it was the older brother who got citizenship last year.

Huff · « **Reply #539 on:** April 19, 2013, 09:06:48 PM »

I doubt he survives his trip to the hospital anyway

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Author Topic: Explosions reported at Boston Marathon (Read 57302 times)