Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet

[maxy]

Only way Xbone policy can still be successful is if major publishers also get behind it and withdraw titles from PS4 until Sony does the same with DRM

They would never do that,money is money.Silently sabotaging and pushing Sony,yes.

I expect MS to fully push digital,to me Xbone looks a digital console with discs shoehorned in at the last minute.But to fully move to digital they need tons of digital consumers,only then they can say "fuck you retail".

It will be interesting to see reactions after few more crappy NPDs.

[Sho Nuff]

this can't be real...

Can anyone confirm this? I'm too lazy

[ManaByte]

this can't be real...

Can anyone confirm this? I'm too lazy

You can hear it in any of the press conference videos

[Don Flamenco]

 

[Joe Molotov]

this can't be real...

Can anyone confirm this? I'm too lazy

The audio is real, but it's hard to tell for sure what he actually says. We need CSI-Internet to amplify and enhance the audio.

[Cerveza mas fina]

this can't be real...

 

[Madrun Badrun]

I enhanced the resolution, the incompetence is real.

[ManaByte]

You can clearly hear "I though they'd be happy" after that it's hard to make out.

[MCD]

this can't be real...

Can anyone confirm this? I'm too lazy

The audio is real, but it's hard to tell for sure what he actually says. We need CSI-Internet to amplify and enhance the audio.

Kinect: Enhance.

[Madrun Badrun]

Nintendo: If devs are worried about used game sales, they should make better games

http://www.polygon.com/2013/6/13/4426338/nintendo-if-youre-worried-about-used-game-sales-make-better-games

[demi]

https://twitter.com/CheapyD/status/345221143671742464/photo/1

[maxy]

In a sense they already are with how every game at E3 fuses single and multiplayer.  An always online connection is the optimal, or only, way to play these games. That's more the death of traditional single player than DRM, but it could effectively mean what it meant for Diablo 3.

But I do agree with Bob that the mass exodus at E3, in spirit, was a big "back the fuck off" to these policies for the time being.  Whatever happens, this week you had EA saying that online passes weren't worth the damaged reputation they brought.  Yeah, OK, EA.

Not just connection,subscription.

Pay $60($70 ?) for a game that is not playable without subscription,not even for a second.

[Mr. Gundam]

(Image removed from quote.)

Yet Xbone is getting the game and WiiU isn't.

[demi]

Missing the point, lol.

[Mr. Gundam]

Missing the point, lol.

Oh, I get it. Just found that ironic.

[Eel O'Brian]

Nintendo: If devs are worried about used game sales, they should make better games

http://www.polygon.com/2013/6/13/4426338/nintendo-if-youre-worried-about-used-game-sales-make-better-games

Nintendo: MS locking your digital purchases down? Pfft. C'mon, son, we been doing that shit for years. Hope your Wii U doesn't break!

[Howard Alan Treesong]

he's pretty clearly saying "I thought they took out the UK price" - that's why he was flustered when he read the price in pounds

[Madrun Badrun]

Howard, please refrain from logic during this time.  You are ruining our fun. 

[Howard Alan Treesong]

does ... this make me an Xbot

[cool breeze]

politically correct term is Xboner

[Rufus]

I still can't hear it, but that makes sense at least.

https://twitter.com/CheapyD/status/345221143671742464/photo/1

Race in Prague, while people IN Prague can't buy the console.

[Sho Nuff]

Nintendo: If devs are worried about used game sales, they should make better games

http://www.polygon.com/2013/6/13/4426338/nintendo-if-youre-worried-about-used-game-sales-make-better-games

Oh! We'll make a good game instead of a shit game, then

[Madrun Badrun]

Its nice to know that you devs are listening. 

[Madrun Badrun]

When can I expect your nintendo quality game?  Also will it be on Steam? I only want to pay 2.50$ for it. 

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

So what I'm getting from this E3 is that MS and Nintendo are basically telling everyone to fuck off. 

[Human Snorenado]

So what I'm getting from this E3 is that MS and Nintendo are basically telling everyone to fuck off.

Reggie is telling everyone to PLAY THE GAME

Then telling them to fuck off when they have questions

MS is sort of the guy who shows up to the strip club and thinks that just because he's got a fat roll of cash he can treat the strippers like shit

WELL LISTEN UP MS, WE'VE GOT HEARTS OF GOLD

[Flannel Boy]

Nintendo: If devs are worried about used game sales, they should make better games

http://www.polygon.com/2013/6/13/4426338/nintendo-if-youre-worried-about-used-game-sales-make-better-games

Oh! We'll make a good game instead of a shit game, then

Man, if only you lazy devs spent as much time listening to Nintendo's advice as you do typing up sarcastic remarks.

Nintendo's current used-game strategy for the Wiii U during the last seven months has worked perfectly. Not one copy of an internally-developed Nintendo game released since launch has been sold used. It's a mystery that no one else combating used games has thought of the strategy of making sure new games are never released.

[Steve Contra]

So what I'm getting from this E3 is that MS and Nintendo are basically telling everyone to fuck off.

Reggie is telling everyone to PLAY THE GAME

Then telling them to fuck off when they have questions

MS is sort of the guy who shows up to the strip club and thinks that just because he's got a fat roll of cash he can treat the strippers like shit

WELL LISTEN UP MS, WE'VE GOT HEARTS OF GOLD

I thought the stripper metaphor was good, until I read the last line, when it turned GREAT

I expect to see this on GAF within the hour.

[Flannel Boy]

You have accounts of Xbox LIVE Gold, and you'll do what Big Daddy says.

[mjemirzian]

Oh! We'll make a good game instead of a shit game, then

Skulls of Duty

[Yeti]

I still can't hear it, but that makes sense at least.

https://twitter.com/CheapyD/status/345221143671742464/photo/1

Race in Prague, while people IN Prague can't buy the console.

But they can still race there!

[Great Rumbler]

For Dew-bro gamers only.

[Flannel Boy]

I see what you're dewing.

[Yeti]

Requires an internet connection to eat the Doritos.

[Don Flamenco]

I still can't hear it, but that makes sense at least.

https://twitter.com/CheapyD/status/345221143671742464/photo/1

Race in Prague, while people IN Prague can't buy the console.

But they can still race there!

am I crazy or does racing in Prague sound like the worst idea ever

[Cerveza mas fina]

Sony announces their hardware will be more impressive yet they offer it at a lower price point by $100. This in done only after the promotion of a video game depicting a failed, cyrpto-fascist state which rewards you for killing survivalists and gun owners.

 This is done at the behest of the Obama administration which in exchange for the subversive anti-gun, pro-secret army message agrees to tank the economy 21 days before the PS4 is released. At that point $399 will be worth $749.99 in June 2013 dollars. Sony is allowed to technically keep the price but collect nearly double value on sales.

 Keep up with me. We then have a weakened state open to the idea of personal Obama gay-military. Coincidence that E3 coincides with the NSA reveal?

[Madrun Badrun]

US only.    This is how I got my 360 too.

[Cerveza mas fina]

[Brehvolution]

You can still get a Xbone wrath. I'll keep it warm for you while you're in saudi and you can have it when you get back.

[Brehvolution]

I live in NY, but I got some buddies in LA that could help you out if you ever needed.

[Phoenix Dark]

MS to military personnel of the world: too fucking bad, buy a 360
http://gamasutra.com/blogs/JayJohnson/20130611/194155/The_Xbox_One_from_a_service_members_perspective_Conversations_Ive_had_and_heard_on_my_last_deployment.php

New Xbox 'a sin against all service members'
http://www.armytimes.com/article/20130614/OFFDUTY02/306140030/New-Xbox-sin-against-all-service-members-

This was the Microsoft response we recieved:

“With Xbox One you can game offline for up to 24 hours on your primary console, or one hour if you are logged on to a separate console accessing your library. Offline gaming is not possible after these prescribed times until you re-establish a connection. Although we’re very excited about Xbox One, we remain dedicated to Xbox 360 now and for years to come. In fact, we are expecting some of the greatest blockbusters of 2013 and 2014 to come out on Xbox 360 such as ‘Grand Theft Auto V,’ ‘Call of Duty: Ghosts,’ ‘Madden NFL 25’ and ‘FIFA 14.’”

As I said yesterday, Sony should just send free PS4s to bases around the world. US military/navy, European military, etc.

[Cerveza mas fina]

I don't get this whole military thing that people bring up, that's so American.

[etiolate]

I don't get this whole military thing that people bring up, that's so American.

FPS games are pretty much a military recruitment tool

Gaming is pretty big in forces.

[Joe Molotov]

Yeah, I'm not sure but I think my dumbass brother joined the Canadian Forces because of Call of Duty.

Ya, the Canadian Forces are so badass in COD, it's hard to resist.

[ManaByte]

Xboners worship a "Microsoft Enguneer" on 4Chan. He's fake:
http://www.gameranx.com/updates/id/15439/article/supposed-microsoft-engineer-speaks-out-on-xbox-one-drm-it-s-all-fake/

[Dickie Dee]

Xboners worship a "Microsoft Enguneer" on 4Chan. He's fake:
http://www.gameranx.com/updates/id/15439/article/supposed-microsoft-engineer-speaks-out-on-xbox-one-drm-it-s-all-fake/

"It's not worth my time to prove it, or risk my Job. I work in Studio A, 40th ave in Redmond, Wa. The thai place in the studio cafeteria has double punch wednesdays. Go ahead and call them and verify if you want."

I called the three nearest Thai restaurants, the closest located a mile away. None of them ever heard of "Double Punch Wednesdays."

 FAKERY EXPOSAY

[maxy]

https://twitter.com/majornelson/status/345669653688905729

@sidshuman @CheapyD @michaelpachter Anytime David! See you at TGS.

[Cerveza mas fina]

I don't get this whole military thing that people bring up, that's so American.

FPS games are pretty much a military recruitment tool

Gaming is pretty big in forces.

I dunno, fps is popular in europe too but we have small armies.

Maybe its just us reliving our bloody history.

[Human Snorenado]

We don't let you guys have armies, you fucked it up in WWII

[Rufus]

But we all do, however small and useless they may be.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Combined the EU armies are pretty bad ass, it's just the fact they are all separate and there is no 1 EU army that's really holding us back.

Every country champions its own stuff and this doesn't really help us with getting good bang for a buck.

[brob]

All the dudes (and dudettes) I know who went army love COD.

Except one dude who had a bit of a change of heart when a squad mate got crushed by a tank.

[Human Snorenado]

But we all do, however small and useless they may be.

Dude, our gun lobby could take your armies

[Rufus]

...No. No, I very much doubt that. However limp-icked our "defense" forces are, your gun-toting hicks aren't going to do shit against them.
Fuck, Switzerland could fucking take them.

[brob]

only way to settle this is to order a drone strike on the pope.

[Human Snorenado]

Our gun lobby has better weapons   

[Cerveza mas fina]

My dad is bigger then your dad 

[Rufus]

Do they also have missles and mobile armour?

Lager, it's more a case of "our dad could fuck up their family pet".

[Cerveza mas fina]

After Obama is done with America canucks will float downstream in their canoes and set some things straight

[brob]

Just remember when Boogie finally marches south he will not march alone