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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2013, 12:00:41 AM »
 :snoop
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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2013, 12:01:28 AM »
deal with it
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« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2013, 12:03:27 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2013, 12:03:40 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2013, 12:07:09 AM »
youtube 'cause gametrailers player sucks




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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2013, 12:10:44 AM »
This guy was sweating so bad.

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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2013, 12:16:21 AM »
:lol :lol :lol :lol

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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2013, 12:17:02 AM »
holy shit "If I was on a sub, I'd be disappointed"

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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2013, 12:17:32 AM »
His phone comparison is absolute shit too.

What happens when I dont have internet available, or disable my 3G/4G connection. I CAN STILL CALL PEOPLE WITH MY PHONE

I can't even fucking play videogames on my VIDEO GAME CONSOLE when I have no internet.

What in the flying fuck.
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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2013, 12:18:02 AM »
The only sentence that was business double talk was where he fucked up and told people to just buy a 360 instead. 

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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2013, 12:21:09 AM »
Even if it wasn't "double-talk" it was stupid to recommend the 360 over the next X-box. I mean where are you going to go "oh, yeah our shiny new thing is great... but not for you?"

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« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2013, 12:21:33 AM »
His phone comparison is absolute shit too.

What happens when I dont have internet available, or disable my 3G/4G connection. I CAN STILL CALL PEOPLE WITH MY PHONE

I can't even fucking play videogames on my VIDEO GAME CONSOLE when I have no internet.

What in the flying fuck.
you can even play games on your phone when you're 30,000 feet in the air and have neither 3g or wifi.

amazing, I know.

Even if it wasn't "double-talk" it was stupid to recommend the 360 over the next X-box. I mean where are you going to go "oh, yeah our shiny new thing is great... but not for you?"
I have a feeling we will see some 'xbox entertainment family' npds in the future.
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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2013, 12:22:08 AM »
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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2013, 12:23:28 AM »
OMG fuck Mattrick in the ass with his own dick.  What a douche.  Sounds like something Sony would've said back 2005 or Reggie whenever he opens his mouth.


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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2013, 12:27:47 AM »
But they are committed to excellence and built a box by gamers for gamers and this is a device built with internet in mind and you don't know how these online features are going to enrich your experience because this is a long term vision and I got a degree in business school and I make millions a year, so why do I drink myself to sleep every night?

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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2013, 12:28:51 AM »
this is why you guys shouldn't renew xbl gold.
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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2013, 12:29:14 AM »
People still only want phones to be phones. What a silly comparison
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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2013, 12:31:45 AM »
I think j allard sexually harassed someone and I still like him better than this prick. 

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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2013, 12:33:59 AM »
My phone? You mean that thing I use to watch shows instead of my TV?

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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2013, 12:34:12 AM »
this is why you guys shouldn't renew xbl gold.

I'm probably locked into it for at least another year regardless of the fact that I'm not buying a Xbox One anytime soon.  My kids and their friends are still balls deep into Minecraft on our 360s plus they're really the only devices in our house outside of the computers and ipads/iphones that can access HBO Go.


Sony really needs to get HBO Go.


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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2013, 12:42:29 AM »
This was before E3 btw.

He is nowhere to be found now.

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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2013, 12:51:57 AM »
This was before E3 btw.

He is nowhere to be found now.

Ballmer ate him
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« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2013, 01:00:19 AM »
This was before E3 btw.

He is nowhere to be found now.

He's hiding with Snowden.
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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #25 on: June 12, 2013, 01:12:46 AM »
this is why you guys shouldn't renew xbl gold.
Yeah I kind of want to in order to be able to fuck around with peeps in SRIV but they're being so absolutely shitty lately that I am a bit opposed to throwing money at them. :-X
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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #26 on: June 12, 2013, 01:22:04 AM »
This was before E3 btw.

He is nowhere to be found now.

He's hiding with Snowden.

And Van Cruncheon
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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #27 on: June 12, 2013, 01:31:15 AM »
This was before E3 btw.

He is nowhere to be found now.

He's hiding with Snowden.

And Van Cruncheon


And Hoffa.

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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #28 on: June 12, 2013, 01:39:02 AM »
So we should be happy with a system you have seemingly abandoned as well?

At least Sony has some actual games still coming to the PS3.

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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #29 on: June 12, 2013, 01:41:11 AM »
So we should be happy with a system you have seemingly abandoned as well?

At least Sony has some actual games still coming to the PS3.
There is a new Xbox 360


Priced the same


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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #30 on: June 12, 2013, 01:45:40 AM »
and World of Tanks!!!

Which I'm sure is a cool game, but that was perhaps the most boring trailer I've ever seen. Like 5 mins of tanks shooting and driving. I get thats what the game is, but it dosen't look exciting.


Hell I'd take the wtf Ellen Paige game over whatever they had for the 360.
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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #31 on: June 12, 2013, 01:47:29 AM »
Have we got any MS reaction to Sony's price and DRM announcements?

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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #32 on: June 12, 2013, 01:53:00 AM »
Have we got any MS reaction to Sony's price and DRM announcements?

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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #33 on: June 12, 2013, 05:44:12 AM »
Every generation, one company tells the poors to fuck off.
And then Company was a poor. :'(

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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #34 on: June 12, 2013, 09:36:04 AM »
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So Gametrailers took this video down - and now MS/Viacomm are trying to remove it from youtube? WTF is going on?

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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #36 on: June 12, 2013, 10:00:00 AM »
Man, Microsofts message is all kinds of fucked up.
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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #37 on: June 12, 2013, 10:07:48 AM »
Stop talking, MS.
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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #38 on: June 12, 2013, 10:10:13 AM »
Stop talking, MS.

Quote from: Phil Harrison
One other area where Sony won points was its pricing. At £349, the PlayStation 4 is £80 cheaper than the Xbox One's RRP of £429. It's not an insignificant amount of money, but Harrison is confident that the Xbox One will justify the extra. "We feel great about the value of Xbox One," he says. "It's a unique architecture, with Kinect and the power of the cloud. What we showed yesterday was the most incredible games lineup in any first few months of a platform launch, many of which are exclusive and all of which have advantages being on Xbox One. That's what's really going to drive value. We couldn't be happier with the price we're starting at."

In those few occasions you don't have access to your usual broadband connection, you could tether your Xbox to your mobile phone. The 24-hour ping takes kilobytes of data.

Nope. It won't stop.

Some analyst a week ago or so suggested MS to sell Bing and Xbox division. I am now fairly certain this is coming true.

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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #39 on: June 12, 2013, 10:13:28 AM »
Nomura Equity Research analyst Rick Sherlund.

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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #40 on: June 12, 2013, 10:34:49 AM »
Fortunately, we have a product for people who like pegging

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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #41 on: June 12, 2013, 10:45:58 AM »
*Xbone tethering only available with a W8 Phone, iPhone and Android tether-blocking DRM is an exclusive feature that we think our customers will enjoy.
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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #42 on: June 12, 2013, 11:23:23 AM »
To get tethering, I would have to lose my unlimited data plan. Tethering is usually an extra charge on your cell bill.
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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #43 on: June 12, 2013, 11:25:10 AM »
Get a second job

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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #44 on: June 12, 2013, 11:26:41 AM »
Someone lay this song over an edit of the XB1 E3 news:

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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #45 on: June 12, 2013, 11:42:04 AM »
Would have been so awesome if Blizzard had said the same thing about Diablo

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« Reply #46 on: June 12, 2013, 12:12:17 PM »
In case anyone from microsoft HQ is reading this, I will say anything you want if you pay me nicely. I can be quite charming.
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« Reply #47 on: June 12, 2013, 12:19:23 PM »
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« Reply #48 on: June 12, 2013, 12:31:32 PM »
:lol
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« Reply #49 on: June 12, 2013, 12:57:48 PM »
Have we got any MS reaction to Sony's price and DRM announcements?

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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #50 on: June 12, 2013, 12:58:57 PM »
Fortunately, we have a product for people who like pegging

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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #51 on: June 12, 2013, 01:33:53 PM »
You also have to live in one of these countries, too

Quote from: KukicAdo
Xbox One to only work in certain countries at launch:

http://www.xbox.com/en-US/xbox-one/pre-order-xbox-one/disclaimer

Australia
Austria
Belgium
Brazil
Canada
Denmark
Finland
France
Germany
Ireland
Italy
Mexico
Netherlands
New Zealand
Norway
Russia
Spain
Sweden
Switzerland
United Kingdom
United States

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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #52 on: June 12, 2013, 01:34:45 PM »
no Japan :japancry
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« Reply #53 on: June 12, 2013, 01:37:57 PM »
No Dominican Republic :diunxcry
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« Reply #54 on: June 12, 2013, 01:38:30 PM »
Are they even launching in Japan in 2013?

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« Reply #55 on: June 12, 2013, 01:39:20 PM »
*You'll able to play Xbone in these select countries 3 days after launch, once our DRM servers come back online, after everyone takes theirs back.
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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #56 on: June 12, 2013, 01:40:19 PM »
IP check or just a PR list?

Considering the trainwreck this has been, yup, this is IP locked.

Console is dead.

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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #57 on: June 12, 2013, 01:41:58 PM »
sorry wrath. no xbone for you
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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #58 on: June 12, 2013, 01:46:15 PM »
Are they even launching in Japan in 2013?
No.
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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #59 on: June 12, 2013, 01:46:30 PM »
That's probably the result of having all this media content that MS doesn't even own on the system.  Sony has it considerably easier, since they own their media stuff and Sony pictures and music had all this sorted out forever ago.