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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #240 on: June 15, 2013, 09:32:17 AM »
Don't forget the polar bear infantry.

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« Reply #241 on: June 15, 2013, 02:13:18 PM »
Just remember when Boogie finally marches south he will not march alone



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« Reply #242 on: June 16, 2013, 02:12:30 PM »
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« Reply #243 on: June 16, 2013, 03:14:58 PM »
just point me to the funny parts, please

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« Reply #244 on: June 16, 2013, 03:18:33 PM »
this is kinda funny:


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« Reply #245 on: June 16, 2013, 08:51:24 PM »
Don't forget the polar bear infantry.

You guys also forgot the heat-vision tyranosaurs.

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« Reply #246 on: June 16, 2013, 08:57:03 PM »
Boogie is the King in the North!
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« Reply #247 on: June 16, 2013, 08:58:39 PM »
Boogie is the King in the North!

So you're saying he's going to die?


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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #248 on: June 17, 2013, 11:57:07 AM »
Apparently the Xbox One demos at E3 were being run on Titan cards:
http://thelizardgamer.tumblr.com/post/52994447063

The Xbone GPU is a 7790.
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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #249 on: June 17, 2013, 12:31:15 PM »
Mattrick on price:

"It's a lower number than some of the analysts had forecasted," Mattrick said on Bloomberg TV. "We're over-delivering value against other choices I think consumers can get. Any modern product these days you look at it [and] $499 isn't a ridiculous price point. We're delivering thousands of dollars of value to people, so I think they're going to love it when they use it."

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« Reply #250 on: June 17, 2013, 12:36:03 PM »
This video shows off the UI and it looks as smooth as the reveal in May.  Positive Xbone news exists, you guys.



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« Reply #251 on: June 17, 2013, 12:36:28 PM »
Mattrick on price:

"It's a lower number than some of the analysts had forecasted," Mattrick said on Bloomberg TV. "We're over-delivering value against other choices I think consumers can get. Any modern product these days you look at it [and] $499 isn't a ridiculous price point. We're delivering thousands of dollars of value to people, so I think they're going to love it when they use it."

Ah yes, the "value" argument! That worked so well with the PS3!
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« Reply #252 on: June 17, 2013, 12:41:04 PM »
And here we have a case of flawed analysis leading to flawed conclusions. Despite what the usage statistics might say right now and maybe the past few years, people buy these consoles to play games primarily. If that can be had elsewhere for less and with nicer policies too...

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« Reply #253 on: June 17, 2013, 12:44:31 PM »
"Also, the Xbox One can be folded out into a functioning Porsche 911! But we're selling it for only half the price of a stand-alone Porsche 911, so we think gamers will really appreciate the added value."
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« Reply #254 on: June 17, 2013, 12:46:36 PM »
Does anyone else cringe the fuck out when thinking about knuckleheaded people who "love to play Call of Duty on Xbox" ?

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« Reply #255 on: June 17, 2013, 12:56:02 PM »
Not really, except when they're shrieking 12-year-olds, but I've also heard those on the PC when BLOPS2 had a free weekend recently.

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« Reply #256 on: June 17, 2013, 01:04:53 PM »
Mattrick on price:

"It's a lower number than some of the analysts had forecasted," Mattrick said on Bloomberg TV. "We're over-delivering value against other choices I think consumers can get. Any modern product these days you look at it [and] $499 isn't a ridiculous price point. We're delivering thousands of dollars of value to people, so I think they're going to love it when they use it."

It's like cable TV. "Here's a bunch of crap channels you don't want, but when we put them all together, they're totally worth $100/month!"
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« Reply #257 on: June 17, 2013, 01:05:57 PM »
If they are focusing on value already that means they won't budge on price.

Btw, that Playstation sharing video has hit 12 million views on youtube. That's a lot.


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« Reply #258 on: June 17, 2013, 01:24:06 PM »
Oh they will

When this thing bombs and Mattrick fired Ballmer style

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« Reply #259 on: June 17, 2013, 01:43:08 PM »
Does anyone else cringe the fuck out when thinking about knuckleheaded people who "love to play Call of Duty on Xbox" ?
Yes, I think people just love to play CoD and will play CoD on whatever console gives them CoD the best.

I was arguing with some dude who said "bros will never buy a Japanese console and will continue their brand loyalty to xbox".

Which just seemed dumb to me, because everyone bought a PS2. I don't really think your average dude gives one fuck about these console wars or anything. They just go to what console seems to be the best and picked up the most traction. This gen here, it was the 360. For a number of reasons I'm sure. It wasn't ridiculously costly for seemingly no reason like the PS3, came out earlier, seemed to have the same and better games than the PS3, and so on.

But that doesn't mean people will automatically pick up on xbox.

Who knows if CoD will be the thing next gen and either way it's coming to PS4 anyway. The PS4's the cheaper console and it's coming out around the same time. Even mainstream media has latched unto the negative aspects of the Xbone and well that starts to get into people's heads, even if wouldn't effect them.

But I mean it can go anyway.

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« Reply #260 on: June 17, 2013, 01:47:35 PM »
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« Reply #261 on: June 17, 2013, 01:53:22 PM »
Um. That pic is lol as a book reader
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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #262 on: June 17, 2013, 01:55:08 PM »
Nintendo is Hodor.
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« Reply #263 on: June 17, 2013, 01:56:44 PM »
Stop bringing up the books  :(

Use comparisons we can all relate to.  Wii U is Fuku-san, Xbox One is Lan Di, Vita is Nozomi, and so on.

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« Reply #264 on: June 17, 2013, 02:01:31 PM »
Use comparisons we can all relate to.



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« Reply #265 on: June 17, 2013, 02:04:00 PM »


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« Reply #266 on: June 17, 2013, 02:04:37 PM »
Wii U is Hodor because while Hodor Hodors, Nintendo Nintendos
Xbox One is Robb Stark, for fucking people over, expecting everything to be fine, and will pay a big price
PS4 is Jaime Lannister, on the road to redemption and being the best fucking knight in the realm
Vita is Ramsay Snow, for being a demented son of a bitch who tortures people
3ds is Jon Snow, a respectful and honorable who never balks and does what he's told to do
PC gaming is Daenerys Stormborn, who conquers place after place to gain what is "rightfully" hers
ios/android is Arya Stark, who plans to put holes in every fucker who messes with them
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« Reply #267 on: June 17, 2013, 02:11:42 PM »
Xbox One=Joffery. A feint of power that doesn't truly exist, horrible PR, not the true heir to its predecessor
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« Reply #268 on: June 17, 2013, 02:12:57 PM »
Xbox One=Joffery. A feint of power that doesn't truly exist, horrible PR, not the true heir to its predecessor

Also, likes to shoot hookers with crossbows
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« Reply #269 on: June 17, 2013, 02:18:00 PM »
Pd nailed it

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« Reply #270 on: June 17, 2013, 02:24:57 PM »
Xbox One=Joffery. A feint of power that doesn't truly exist, horrible PR, not the true heir to its predecessor

Ahhhhh nice one
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« Reply #271 on: June 17, 2013, 02:26:31 PM »
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« Reply #273 on: June 17, 2013, 02:36:03 PM »
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« Reply #274 on: June 17, 2013, 02:38:24 PM »
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« Reply #275 on: June 17, 2013, 02:40:22 PM »
Why is it Nintendo always assisting Sony in screwing MS in these gifs?

The Wii U fucking sucks. At least Xbone will have some actual stuff behind it's crap drm.

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« Reply #276 on: June 17, 2013, 02:43:05 PM »
Because MS is scurred of Nintendo. They went to Nintendo Best Buy event to tell people to buy Xbox One's.
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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #277 on: June 17, 2013, 02:43:15 PM »
Why is it Nintendo always assisting Sony in screwing MS in these gifs?

The Wii U fucking sucks. At least Xbone will have some actual stuff behind it's crap drm.

Nintendo fans get really mad when you don't pretend Nintendo counts

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« Reply #278 on: June 17, 2013, 02:48:32 PM »
You don't remember that wii60 thing? Same thing here.

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« Reply #279 on: June 17, 2013, 02:50:33 PM »
Why is it Nintendo always assisting Sony in screwing MS in these gifs?

Because Nintendo did Sony a real solid by releasing such a garbage product of their own.     

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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #280 on: June 17, 2013, 02:52:39 PM »
MS has Kinect and a major focus on bullshit that nobody really wants, the weeeeeooooooooooo has that fucking awful tablet, 2008 hardware and no games.  Sony really is winning just by showing up.
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« Reply #281 on: June 17, 2013, 03:01:26 PM »
but ya know, staying solid is all I really wanted. 

i just...want it...to play...games  :stahp

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« Reply #282 on: June 17, 2013, 03:01:58 PM »
It's hilarious cuz, Nintendo could have been in a much better position had they not cheaped out and made the Wii U an actual competitor. Would the core gamers be choosing Sony so unanimously if Ninendo hadn't made a backwards console?
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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #283 on: June 17, 2013, 03:06:12 PM »
Yes they would, see gcn.

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« Reply #284 on: June 17, 2013, 03:25:12 PM »
Hm, Ballmer does have the right stature for Hodor.

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« Reply #285 on: June 17, 2013, 03:43:25 PM »
talking about cock or height
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« Reply #286 on: June 17, 2013, 04:06:40 PM »
One and the same in his case.

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« Reply #287 on: June 17, 2013, 04:22:54 PM »
Yes they would, see gcn.
I liked gcn. :fbm Placed second worldwide but third in the ussa if memory serves.
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« Reply #289 on: June 17, 2013, 06:21:02 PM »
GCN to Wii was basically "Wow, we gave greasy male gamers all they asked for and they still hate us. Fuck'em, let's get some chicks."

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« Reply #290 on: June 17, 2013, 06:21:54 PM »
GCN to Wii was basically "Wow, we gave greasy male gamers all they asked for and they still hate us. Fuck'em, let's get some chicks gilfs."

Ahem.
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« Reply #291 on: June 17, 2013, 06:45:22 PM »
Bros will buy COD on whatever console it is easiest to play COD with their friends on. PS4 is $100 easier, so if they want to talk their friends into getting XBox Ones instead they are going to need some good reasons.

If anything they will probably just keep playing on 360 until the new consoles hit critical mass among their social group.

I play online with about 8 other IRL friends who all have 360s and every single one of them has preordered a PS4, for what it's worth. One cancelled a One preorder to do so.

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« Reply #292 on: June 17, 2013, 11:18:22 PM »
Yes they would, see gcn.
I liked gcn. :fbm Placed second worldwide but third in the ussa if memory serves.

Nah.  Third in USA, third worldwide.  But hey, it got 2nd place in Japan!
Aw, man, my GC defending life is a lie! Least it uh, did better than the original Xone in Japan?
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« Reply #293 on: June 17, 2013, 11:35:17 PM »
Yes. Plus, it had a better library than the Xbox. People forget the Xbox was Halo and then multiplatform titles.

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« Reply #294 on: June 17, 2013, 11:40:11 PM »
Yes. Plus, it had a better library than the Xbox. People forget the Xbox was Halo and then multiplatform titles.


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Re: Mattrick: Fortunately we have a product for people without internet
« Reply #295 on: June 18, 2013, 12:24:44 AM »
Xbox had Otogi.
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« Reply #296 on: June 18, 2013, 01:04:52 AM »
Phatom Dust, Otogi, lots of Sega shit if that's your bag

Cube had RE4, which admittedly was probably the best game of that gen

Of course, the PS2's library shat all over both combined
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« Reply #297 on: June 18, 2013, 01:23:10 AM »
Spike Out, Ninja Gaiden/Black, Shenmue 2, DOA:Ultimate was fun at the time, online CVS2, Fable/Lost chapters, online 3rd Strike, Buffy, KOTOR1+2, Morrowind
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« Reply #298 on: June 18, 2013, 01:24:33 AM »
I think you guys are forgetting that the Gamecube had The Godfather of videogames: Metroid Prime. :jawalrus
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« Reply #299 on: June 18, 2013, 01:30:05 AM »
You are a terrible person for not having the same taste in games that I and the rest of the world do.