MGSV

[Rahxephon91]

Nostalgia or could it be that the new games are just bad? No that could be it. No it has to be nostalgia AKA the easy way out argument choice. Coming from the peps who just want to lazily go "derp it's all crazy derp derp".

The argument is that you're surprised that something is crazy and off the wall in a goddamned MGS game 

Actually no. My argument is that MGS has always been goofy and silly(though that dosen't make it stupid), so serious things like rape don't fit what has been a very over the top GI Joe/military fantasy series. My problem is MGS5 isn't seemingly trying to present itself as off the wall crazy like the previous games. It hasn't shown itself to have that goofyness.  The series hasn't earned stuff like that.

For a forum that laughs at people who take stories in games too seriously, you're doing the same thing right now.

Yes I am, I don't actually follow the rest of the forum in that "video game stories are bad". Thats the MO for Oscar and the others, but I've clearly always taken stories in games seriously because I like them. I am taking the story seriously, because obviously I enjoy the narrative. All my posts in MGS threads make that annoyingly clear. So no I don't agree that the games have bad stories and have always been bad, because as far as I'm concerned they haven't.

Oh noooo gang rape and vagina bombs! in a series where a hand takes over someones mind, there's a mount rushmore of snakes, and Raiden went full DBZ in the last one.

Yes there's fun crazy like the later and just kind of wrong crazy as in the former.

Who the fuck cares?

I do clearly. MGS 1-3 where crazy, but they were'nt these stupid and confusing games people in retrospect like to to claim they are.

[FatalT]

SCCHHLLLOOOURRRPRPPP!

[Raban]

please lock this thread

[FatalT]

*PAZ VAGINA GOES NOM NOM SCHCLUROURUUOOURP*

CHICO IT'S OKAY, YOU WON'T HURT ME WITH YOUR LITTLE BOY PENIS ~UGUU~

[demi]

I could justify spending $30 on this for vagina bombs.

[Hock]

I get what everyone is saying and usually I agree, I'm totally onboard with Kojima craziness as long as it isn't as boring and tedious as it was for most of 4.  But man this particular plot point sounds really misguided in more of a "this is kinda insensitive and gross" way and not a "this is insane and wacky" way.  I'm not gonna refuse to buy the actual MGS5 when it comes out over it, but Kojima deserves the shit he gets for this.

[Himu]

I get that it's a line, I'm not debating against that. I'm just surprised that something Kojima did is suddenly rustling jimmies, which is probably what he wanted, but not this way.

[Sho Nuff]

Just finished it, didn't read this thread so I was not at all ready for the fucked up shit that appeared

Also listened to all the tapes and seriously wtf, it's impossible to treat any of this as serious drama when the bad guy sounds like fucking Vegeta

Thank god for Redbox

[Positive Touch]

kid-rape is now ok if 1)she is secretly 9000 year old demon
                             2)was coerced by ancient vampire/cyborg ninja/NANOMACHINES 

[Positive Touch]

i mean a completely acceptable act as long as it is placed in proper context

[magus]

Raban, you're not helping my case with me being happy being in pig-shit by liking my post.  :'(

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I'll take it anyway. Himu can be offended by Snukes while I and just roll with it. Kojima!

[close]

snuke?

The episode begins when a new student enrolls in Ms. Garrison's class. He is named Bahir Hassam Abdul Hakeem, a child of Muslim parents whose mere presence makes Cartman paranoid to the point that he leaves class, asking Ms. Garrison whether Bahir has been searched for bombs. Angered by this, Ms. Garrison tells Cartman to stop being so intolerant, stating that most Muslims do not resort to terrorism, but Cartman ignorantly states that not all Muslims are terrorists, but most of them are. Suspecting that the Muslim kid and his parents are involved in a terrorist attack, Cartman calls Kyle (who is at home sick), on his cell phone during recess, and Cartman asks him to do a web search for Bahir's background. Cartman also asks Kyle to see if there are important events that day, and figures that Bahir may target Hillary Clinton, who is in town for a political rally. Cartman takes this as a terrorist threat, then proceeds to call the CIA, stubbornly claiming that he will only speak directly to the President.

A short while later, the school is evacuated via a fire alarm and announcement from Principal Victoria. Bahir goes with Butters to hang out, and Butters starts to accept Bahir as a friend. As that is happening, the CIA calls Clinton's convoy to warn them of a possible threat. They decide to continue the rally, and as she is doing so, her security finds that there is a nuclear device in Hillary Clinton's vagina. This was referred to as a "Snuke" (a suitcase nuke designed to fit in a woman's "snizz") in Clinton's "snatch". To try to locate the detonator, Cartman tortures Bahir's parents by farting in their faces. Cartman gets no response and once he hears that Bahir is at Butters' house, Cartman runs off.

While Cartman attempts to accost Bahir while running away from Butters' house, a group of Russian neo-soviets abduct both Cartman and Bahir, the former for alerting the CIA to the attempted terrorist attack. While they threaten their prisoners, their conversation reveals that the Russians who placed the snuke are merely pawns in service of America's oldest rival - the British. The Russians are a distraction while an 18th-century style fleet of British wooden sailing vessels make a surprise attack to "put an end to the American Revolution". After Kyle, Stan, the FBI, ATF, Homeland Security, the President's personal staff, Central Intelligence Agency, and finally a single NSA representative take over Kyle's bedroom (and end up relieving each other of duty in the space of a few minutes), they all work towards finishing what Kyle and Stan had started: uncovering the terrorists' intentions, finishing just as Cartman finds out about the plan himself. They raid the mercenaries, but the Russians then warn the federal agents that the detonator is set to go off when the clock reaches 1:00. However, the power is cut and the clock is reset, blinking 12:00 repeatedly once the power comes back on. The various American soldiers open fire on the Russian terrorists and free Eric and Bahir. Meanwhile, the United States Air Force attacks and effortlessly destroys the British fleet. Upon hearing the news of the attack's failure from the fleet's leader, the Queen commits suicide.

wow when your serious spy story sounds exactly like a south park parody of 24 you know you fucked it up

[demi]

Stick of Truth already had a Snuke as well. Anusnuke.

[Huff]

another reason to not trust wraths opinions on vidya. ya got bad taste brah

[magus]

Stick of Truth already had a Snuke as well. Anusnuke.

i know, i didn't want to spoil it

[Mupepe]

Why grossed out? The story never ruined my enjoyment before and still hasn't. But as I said I never really pay attention the stories. Hell I'm writing this while the final cut scene plays

It is impossible to not pay attention to the story in a title where story is such a big focus. I tolerate mgs1-3 because they're fun and don't take themselves too seriously. I cannot seriously play a game where story is a main advertised feature when it has rape and vagins explosions. Especially as someone who typically likes mgs characters.

Not impossible, sis.  I have played all the games in the main series and I couldn't explain anything regarding the story for these games.

I'll just say I can't seem to get offended by video games I guess.  That's not a knock against anyone that finds it offensive though.  I can understand that point of view

[Mupepe]

Just finished it, didn't read this thread so I was not at all ready for the fucked up shit that appeared

Also listened to all the tapes and seriously wtf, it's impossible to treat any of this as serious drama when the bad guy sounds like fucking Vegeta

Thank god for Redbox

Uhhhh Vegeta had the best voice in DBZ by far... And he's the best villain too.  They were all downhill after Vegeta.

VEGETA

[Himu]

The older I get the more story and story presentation becomes important to me. Not so much in a Buy games for story sense but if I'm playing a game and story and characters drive me insane it is impossible for me to enjoy the game. I already established that with mgs4. The stuff starts to stick out. Plus I LIKE game stories for the most part.

[Mupepe]

I see.  I'm the opposite.  I used to care about stories a lot more in games but now as I get older I care less and less.  Oh my god I'm going to be a mobile gaming dude soon

[Steve Contra]

This game brought me a little joy.  The joy of laughing at suckers who bought this shit for 30$

[Diunx]

Himuro just fucking spoiled the game for me with his fucking gaf like rant in FB

Demand limits and censorship in your stories brehs. 

[Steve Contra]

Diunx preemptively stanning a game that'll cost three months his salary for 70 minutes of gameplay 

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I think we never saw shit like this before because Sony had the wrathful hand of publishing down onKojima to stop him from going full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. But once Microsoft ocmes in with buckets of money theres no more control of Kojima. Shame.

[Diunx]

I just finished it in 80 minutes. I had fun!

Are there any side missions?

[Tasty]

I think we never saw shit like this before because Sony had the wrathful hand of publishing down onKojima to stop him from going full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. But once Microsoft ocmes in with buckets of money theres no more control of Kojima. Shame.

[Raban]

I think we never saw shit like this before because Sony had the wrathful hand of publishing down onKojima to stop him from going full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. But once Microsoft ocmes in with buckets of money theres no more control of Kojima. Shame.

[Mupepe]

I just finished it in 80 minutes. I had fun!

Are there any side missions?

Yeah there are.  I heard they are super short though.  I haven't had a chance to play any yet.

[Diunx]

Meh will wait till is 10 on ebay, will youtube those rape scenes tho 

[Mupepe]

yeah I ended up getting it for $10 bucks with credit plus I got the ten buck gift card from TRU.  So I'm pretty happy with it.

[FatalT]

Himuro just fucking spoiled the game for me with his fucking gaf like rant in FB

Demand limits and censorship in your stories brehs. 

He did you a favor. Now you can avoid this turd!

[Himu]

TIL metal gear fans look forward gang rapes and vaginas exploding and get mad when you "spoil" these "features" for them.

[cool breeze]

I blame everyone who joked about chronic diarrhea being integral to mgs4's plot.  or the pedophilia in mgs peace walker.  or the incest in mgs2.

[Himu]

The diarrhea stuff in MGS4 was pretty bad. Just utterly baffling writing.

I haven't played Peace Walker.

The Otakon step mom thing was hilarious to me. Hahahahahahahahaha. Otakon you pussy. Hahaha. That game.

[FatalT]

SCCHHPOORRRLLSCCCHHH! That's the sound of a bomb going in your vagina Diunx <3

[Positive Touch]

it's still funny to me that mgs2's story is so crammed full of dumb shit that I always forget it had a whole subplot about incest

[Diunx]

TIL metal gear fans look forward gang rapes and vaginas exploding and get mad when you "spoil" these "features" for them.

Just because you feel Kojima crossed some imaginary line that you a some other prudes created doesn't mean you have to go around ruining the storyline to people that haven't played the game yet.

[Himu]

Exploding vaginas and gang rape is "ruining the story".

Also, prudes.

[Positive Touch]

the base they built in peace walker also gets blown up

[Himu]

it's still funny to me that mgs2's story is so crammed full of dumb shit that I always forget it had a whole subplot about incest

ahahahaha the part where she's scared of bugs, so you STEP ON THEM.

EMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tocry

That game is so funny man.

[Himu]

if anyone talks about Feng Shui or Movies when you save in MGSV I DON'T WANNA KNOW, okay?

[Positive Touch]

did you say nerd

[Himu]

[Himu]

Jack, you DON'T HAVE A TV WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU

[Steve Contra]

Wait until Diunx turns 16, maturity will really spoil MGS's storyline

[Himu]

Okay. Okay. best MGS2 moment:

President JOHNSON grabs Raiden's JOHNSON.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

dis is kinda funny coming from the guy who is curerntly playing FFX-2

[Himu]

They are both CLEARLY cheesecake. MGS2 and FFX-2 are HILARIOUS.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

o i thought u were being sarcastic about the humor

[Diunx]

if anyone talks about Feng Shui or Movies when you save in MGSV I DON'T WANNA KNOW, okay?

Yeah they are completely the same thing

I'm out this thread, Himu just pressed the full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow button.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

there isn't even a codec anymore in MGS5 so don't hold ur hopes up

[Himu]

if anyone talks about Feng Shui or Movies when you save in MGSV I DON'T WANNA KNOW, okay?

Yeah they are completely the same thing

I'm out this thread, Himu just pressed the full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow button.

Jack you DON'T HAVE A TV.

[FatalT]

Huh...welp.

[magus]

but when is it okay to put a bomb inside the vagina of a female to kill your male archrival?

[Himu]

Man, there need to be cheesecake B-movie like games like MGS2. I'm not talking the Bulletstorm crappy dialogue kind either. Maybe the Duke Nukem 3d kind. I'm not sure. But there needs to be more cheese and more B-movie shit so I can laugh more.

[Rufus]

The best scene in MGS2 is right after Evee (sic?) dies, when Snake, Otacon and Raiden do their slow motion walk towards the camera.

[Himu]

AAHHAHAHA. YES, that is amazing.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

i marked out hardcore to that scene but to be fair i was only like 12 at time time

[Himu]

8:29

Oh my GODDDDD

[MyNameIsMethodis]

i like how derpy the cutscenes look now a days

[Himu]

The entire Otacon fucked his stepmom revelation

[MyNameIsMethodis]

even the cheesy solid snake otacon bro shake is in that clip