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Re: Lewd Gaming Thread: "Sonic needs an orgasm gun and chocolate panties"
« Reply #900 on: October 25, 2019, 12:59:19 AM »
OK, will keep at it!
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« Reply #901 on: October 25, 2019, 07:10:56 AM »
https://gematsu.com/2019/10/azur-lane-crosswave-limited-run-games-to-distribute-physical-editions-in-north-america

Azur Lane Crosswave physical English releases will only be available via Iffy's Online Shop and Limited Run Games.  Are they going "limited" for all their physical releases, going forward?  Fairy Fencer F got a surprise LRG physical run pre-order and Mary Skelter 2 pre-orders start next month too. :thinking
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« Reply #902 on: October 29, 2019, 10:23:32 PM »
Atelier Ryza is really good so far, definitely feels like a big injection of energy to the series after stagnating for about a decade. Haven't gotten far enough in to do any alchemy yet, though, so I dunno how different that is.
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« Reply #903 on: October 30, 2019, 07:47:18 AM »
Atelier Ryza is really good so far, definitely feels like a big injection of energy to the series after stagnating for about a decade. Haven't gotten far enough in to do any alchemy yet, though, so I dunno how different that is.

I think I played like five minutes of whatever the first Atelier PS4 game was and have played a bit of Nelke, which is not like the other games, so Ryza is my first Atelier title to spend any kind of real time with.  Seems like a good jumping on point with all the changes it has.

Aside from Ryza being THICC and that albino ridiculously-big-tiddy lady being SUPER THICCCCCCC there's nothing to put this game into the "lewd gaming" category.  But I guess those designs are enough to warrant it.  :lol

I've seen some people say that this game series if kind of like the "Animal Crossing of RPGs" and I totally get it- played for a little while last night and it was very relaxing- even the battles somehow felt kind of "chill," oddly enough, despite the move away from turn-based to active-time battle.  Seems like a really charming and fun series that's a bit more down to earth with the story and isn't another "teenage group saves the world" trope.  At least so far.

Make sure to get the summer costume DLC outfit for Ryza while it's still free!
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« Reply #904 on: October 30, 2019, 08:57:06 AM »
The Atelier series is really laid back, with the story focusing more on characters interacting than on big end-of-the-world stuff.
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« Reply #906 on: December 09, 2019, 12:48:55 AM »
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« Reply #907 on: December 09, 2019, 04:40:29 AM »
Just finished my YU-NO vision quest. 35 hours. Holy shit what a fucking acid trip of a game and an interesting historical oddity (everything steals from it). Also the original soundtrack (you can select it in the options menu) is god tier, RIP Ryo Umemoto.

When does it start getting all acid-trippy?  I started it, but the beginning is pretty vanilla, school-life kinda stuff.

It's weird, a lot of people are like "Yeah it takes VN's a ton of time to really get started and get good." I stopped playing Stein's Gate because I couldn't stomach the first 5 hours but apparently it really takes off.

Idk if I'd say Steins;Gate takes off. It finishes really strong but I think the first five hours is good like the rest. It's a VN where you either love the ridiculous insane MC and it's a hilariously funny VN or you find him annoying in which case you should bail on the game.

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House in Fata Morgana (and the prequel & epilogue games)
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« Reply #908 on: December 09, 2019, 01:31:24 PM »
428 is the only VN I've ever been able to enjoy.
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« Reply #909 on: December 09, 2019, 02:43:05 PM »
Oh yeah, I started that one at some point this year. Need to get back to it.
Also still need to play Umineko at some point. Played and liked Higurashi (was my first VN) but wouldn't put it up with the greats.

You should try House in Fata Morgana. Everyone should play it. It's just that good.

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« Reply #911 on: December 10, 2019, 07:22:30 AM »
https://gematsu.com/2019/12/is-it-wrong-to-try-to-pick-up-girls-in-a-dungeon-infinite-combate-coming-west-in-2020
String girl game is coming over next year.

They delayed the Asian-English version to next year, too.  Wondering if I should cancel my pre-order and just get the 'Murican version.
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« Reply #912 on: December 10, 2019, 12:09:12 PM »
Probably, pork.
Bullet Girls Phantasia gonna be on Steam early next year.
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« Reply #913 on: December 10, 2019, 12:22:59 PM »
First Sony lets MLB The Show go multiplat, now Bullet Girls. :notlikethis
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« Reply #915 on: December 27, 2019, 05:36:06 PM »
Baldr Sky, renowned Action RPG Mecha VN porno game has finally been released in English after 10 years.









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« Reply #916 on: December 27, 2019, 05:52:23 PM »
I watched the anime version and it was garbage.

Not even the good kind, either.
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« Reply #917 on: January 06, 2020, 10:38:52 PM »
GOTY 2020 out next week

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« Reply #918 on: January 07, 2020, 09:54:06 AM »
Needs waves and incredibly overdone breast physics.


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« Reply #920 on: January 07, 2020, 11:46:34 PM »
Just finished my YU-NO vision quest. 35 hours. Holy shit what a fucking acid trip of a game and an interesting historical oddity (everything steals from it). Also the original soundtrack (you can select it in the options menu) is god tier, RIP Ryo Umemoto.



:whew

Got this game with some Christmas gift cards, was happy to see there was a Switch physical release that kinda slipped under the radar. Started playing a bit and naturally first thing I did was switch back to the classic FM music. Gotta get into it a bit more...
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« Reply #921 on: January 08, 2020, 05:07:11 AM »
Takes a while to get going. Game is basically Patient Zero for modern VN's, so if you make it through, you never have to play any more VN's!

That soundtrack, though, FUCK. It's in my top 5 of all time (the FM version). Nobody else could write FM like those guys.

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« Reply #922 on: January 08, 2020, 05:08:10 AM »
bORK i KNOW YOU HAVE THIS sWITCH GAME. wHERE YOU ARE SMALL ALIENS SHOOTING HAPPINES RAYS AT JAPANESE ANIME PEOPPLE.

iS IT GOOD?


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« Reply #924 on: January 09, 2020, 12:41:01 PM »
yOU pOSTEd tHAT wHEN yOu wERE DrUNK rIGHT?

But if you want to know, yeah- it's fun.  Janky as fuck, but fun.
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« Reply #925 on: January 09, 2020, 07:47:57 PM »
Actually, they're college students. Maybe do some research next time before you try to join the conversation and avoid looking like an idiot.
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« Reply #926 on: January 09, 2020, 09:33:52 PM »
That’s right. Thank you for clearing that up Sir.

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« Reply #927 on: January 10, 2020, 08:54:36 AM »
Actually, they're college students. Maybe do some research next time before you try to join the conversation and avoid looking like an idiot.

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Some of them are very obviously high school students and saying they're in college is an easy way to get around localization issues.  :brain
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« Reply #928 on: January 15, 2020, 12:24:55 PM »
Kandagawa Jet Girls should be unlocked now.  Time to check it out and see if Takaki's first non-Senran game since Valkyrie Drive is any good. :thinking
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« Reply #930 on: January 16, 2020, 08:34:22 AM »
The game is fun, but the AI so far has been generally brain-dead, lol.  Makes the shooting mechanics irrelevant.  No rubber-banding when racing which is nice.   Has some mini-games too- the ship deck-swabbing one posted above is the best of them.

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« Reply #931 on: January 16, 2020, 08:53:10 AM »
Are there waves like waverace? From clips it doesn't seem to have much/looks kind of basic.

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« Reply #932 on: January 16, 2020, 09:33:02 AM »
So are they actually gonna release this in America?
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« Reply #933 on: January 16, 2020, 09:35:09 AM »
The real question is are they gonna release this in Southeast Asia?
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« Reply #934 on: January 16, 2020, 10:24:38 AM »
Are there waves like waverace? From clips it doesn't seem to have much/looks kind of basic.

Nah, the water is pretty flat- all the buoyancy and bounce are in the boobs.
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« Reply #935 on: January 16, 2020, 10:35:07 AM »
So are they actually gonna release this in America?

I don't see why they wouldn't- this game is a bit less on the lewd side than Senran Kagura is.  But usually games that XSeed is going to release already have the trophies in English (Senran Kagura Burst Re:Newal and the still unannounced for localization Onechanbara Origin were/are like this)- this game's trophies are in Japanese.

Everything is in Japanese, but I'd still say it's pretty import-friendly in that the menu presentation is simple and streamlined enough to know what's going on and the game play should be easy enough to figure out- they make you go through a tutorial anyway.  The story mode is done Senran-style with visual novel dialogue scenes and then races.  The dialogue is pretty simple and I've been able to understand most of it without needing to look stuff up.  If you watched the anime series you already know what's up with Rin and Misa anyway- their story mode is just a simplified version of the show.  But it looks like you get stories for the other teams as well.

There's also one pair of racers who were not in the anime series and they seem to be "hidden" on the main menu.  Weird that they didn't include them in the show.
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« Reply #937 on: January 29, 2020, 03:33:10 PM »
damn rahx is gonna love that one

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« Reply #938 on: January 29, 2020, 03:34:04 PM »
Rated T for Teen. :jared
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« Reply #940 on: February 13, 2020, 08:58:41 PM »
bork, is Azur Lane any good?
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« Reply #941 on: February 14, 2020, 07:46:37 AM »
VVVtunia teaser trailer at 10:10.  It's gonna be an action game.

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« Reply #942 on: February 14, 2020, 07:50:59 AM »
bork, is Azur Lane any good?

Initial impression was that the game feels pretty "budget" even for IF and has the same kind of thing going on with VN-style story sequence chatter, followed by a little 2D map and menu options.  The game play parts are 3D shooting levels on water.  Seems all right.  Need to play more but have read it's pretty repetitive and probably something to pick up on sale for $20 later on if you're still interested.  Also people complaining about certain characters not being in, but I dunno crap about Azur Lane so doesn't bother me.  There is DLC coming that may be adding in some of these characters anyway.

Speaking of budget jank, that Bandai Namco Danmachi game- holy crap did it scream "BUDGET!!!" when I tried it, lol.  Shitty visual novel scenes even for that type of cut scene and jank gameplay.  Someone on my tweeter feed finished it in like 15 hours, too.
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« Reply #943 on: March 11, 2020, 08:21:16 PM »


D-D-D-Dato!  :-[
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« Reply #945 on: March 30, 2020, 08:56:18 PM »
The Thighforce of Power :rejoice
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« Reply #946 on: March 30, 2020, 08:59:10 PM »
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« Reply #949 on: May 20, 2020, 03:55:24 AM »
I don't recall Sakura wars being this lewd
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« Reply #950 on: May 20, 2020, 02:27:10 PM »
I don't recall Sakura wars being this lewd

It's about on par with the last one (I haven't played any of the older ones).  There are "whoops, I accidentally went into the girls bath, haha...unless?" scenes, but that's pretty much it.
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« Reply #951 on: May 21, 2020, 05:22:08 PM »




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« Reply #952 on: May 21, 2020, 08:13:58 PM »
steam is having some catgirl sale who even buys this haha....unless...

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« Reply #953 on: May 21, 2020, 09:54:23 PM »

My uncle loves JRPGs and he's really into atelier, I guess because of the old school-ness. He's a barber, and whenever he cuts my hair he talks to me about videogames that he's playing. He was saying man, those japanese games can get pretty spicy huh? some of the girls in them.... And I knew he was talking about this :rash

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« Reply #954 on: May 21, 2020, 11:15:16 PM »
Your uncle sounds like a man of culture.
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« Reply #955 on: May 22, 2020, 03:23:35 AM »
steam is having some catgirl sale who even buys this haha....unless...

I feel like everyone that grew up watching 90s anime has to be at least ok with catgirls, no way to make it through all those shows if you weren't.


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« Reply #957 on: May 24, 2020, 06:19:48 PM »
pfffft

that chick wouldn't even make it into my thigh top 10

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« Reply #958 on: June 01, 2020, 10:08:10 AM »


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« Reply #959 on: June 01, 2020, 10:58:18 AM »
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1293820/YOU_and_ME_and_HER_A_Love_Story/



Bought this the other day. It's supposed to be some School Days, Doki Doki Literature Club tier dating sim/psychological horror game. Plus character design from the artist of Super Sonico.
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