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[thisismyusername]

Link?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125001320&postcount=3295
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125004101&postcount=3534

[benjipwns]

You guys want to see a real GAF-based L?

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[Phoenix Dark]

at least 40% of my post rustled jimmies though so

[Squiddy]

at least 40% of my post rustled jimmies though so

So about 432.6 pointless posts 

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125071607&postcount=25

:bandaras

[cosmicblizzard]

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That's the kind of message I'd expect from you guys, not Evilore himself.

Actually, I'm not surprised in the slightest.  Some people are even saying he's secretly happy Hito is gone :/

[RowRow]

The fuck is up with Tyler? did somebody reject his creepy advances yet again and he's now mad at the world? he's being really passive aggressive lately.

[nachobro]

I dunno. I kinda laughed at him telling Opiatebot to shaddup in the payday loan thread.

[Akala]

WorldStar got banned

worst gaf poster of the year 2014

#WPOY2014

think that is locked up by terrisus or w/e.

[Pickles the Firecat]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=124998446&postcount=9
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125007416&postcount=23
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125011619&postcount=33
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125016110&postcount=39
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125018276&postcount=45

He compares McDonald's the entirety of the payday loan industry. Yes, the payday loan industry is larger than a single restaurant chain, but it is not larger than the food industry. Or just the fast food industry. Or even just the hamburger fast food industry.

These small quibbles can be dismissed as "just comedy," but given how on point many of his arguments are, I want to be as precise as possible.

 

[nachobro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125023697&postcount=53

 

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=873335

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=873335

bee boop.

[Shadow Mod]

The fuck is up with Tyler? did somebody reject his creepy advances yet again and he's now mad at the world? he's being really passive aggressive lately.

Sexual objectification is great.  Harassment is not.

You're supposed to call me privileged with your vapid ad hominem. Give it another shot.

 

[Kara]

Treating a person as a thing is great. -Tyler Malka

[Tasty]

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[larrydavid]

laughin rn at these sony ponies scandalized that their press conference ended with unprofessional awful music from that vulgar urban artist, usher

[Atramental]

That pageant chick that he was with probably left him. And he's probably experiencing the early stages of "my forum is shit" syndrome. 

Better sell GAF soon, EL. It's not getting any less vapid anytime soon.

[Kara]

That's the kind of message I'd expect from you guys, not Evilore himself.

Maybe we've internalized the behavior of our shared abuser.

[Shadow Mod]

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That's the kind of message I'd expect from you guys, not Evilore himself.

You haven't been paying close attention if you actually thought this.

[Tasty]

The only way Lore sells is if ad revenue dips low enough to start affecting the level of prostitutes he can afford.

And I don't see that happening anytime soon. Fanboys gonna fanboy.

At the very least, he has assembled a fairly competent mod team.

[demi]

That's the kind of message I'd expect from you guys

? Rude, bro

[cosmicblizzard]

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That's the kind of message I'd expect from you guys, not Evilore himself.

Actually, I'm not surprised in the slightest.  Some people are even saying he's secretly happy Hito is gone :/

Is this your ban message?

Tenumi's.  I'm still alive, though I imagine my account is in jeopardy by posting this here.

That's the kind of message I'd expect from you guys

? Rude, bro

lol, meant that in an endearing way.

[Shadow Mod]

The only way Lore sells is if ad revenue dips low enough to start affecting the level of prostitutes he can afford.

And I don't see that happening anytime soon. Fanboys gonna fanboy.

At the very least, he has assembled a fairly competent mod team.

He didn't assemble it, he just signed off on the people recommended by staff. He hates the way they moderate and just passive aggressively shits on the forum about it, because it's not like he's the owner or anything.

[Broseidon]

The fuck is up with Tyler? did somebody reject his creepy advances yet again and he's now mad at the world?

I heard this was part of the reason for the about-face on some of the more SJW* stuff a while ago (the whole "cunt" debacle)

*hate this term but what can you do

[larrydavid]

that random opiate call out is pretty amusing!

[meeb]

The only way Lore sells is if ad revenue dips low enough to start affecting the level of prostitutes he can afford.

And I don't see that happening anytime soon. Fanboys gonna fanboy.

At the very least, he has assembled a fairly competent mod team.

He didn't assemble it, he just signed off on the people recommended by staff. He hates the way they moderate and just passive aggressively shits on the forum about it, because it's not like he's the owner or anything.

Really? That explains a lot. A lot.

[Kara]

I heard this was part of the reason for the about-face on some of the more SJW* stuff a while ago (the whole "cunt" debacle)

*hate this term but what can you do

Not talk in their language.

[meeb]

I really don't get why people fellate Evilore on the forum whenever he makes a post. Do they expect to be promoted to mod? Do they actually think his posts are insightful or intelligent?

Dude's personality is as attractive as he is, which is to say not much at all. Why am I talking about his physical appearance you might ask? Why point out that he's ugly or that he has elf ears? Well I'm simply objectifying him, which in his opinion is "great."

[Broseidon]

I heard this was part of the reason for the about-face on some of the more SJW* stuff a while ago (the whole "cunt" debacle)

*hate this term but what can you do

Not talk in their language.

I know

[Tasty]

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That's the kind of message I'd expect from you guys, not Evilore himself.

Actually, I'm not surprised in the slightest.  Some people are even saying he's secretly happy Hito is gone :/

Is this your ban message?

Tenumi's.  I'm still alive, though I imagine my account is in jeopardy by posting this here.

Lol I'd be banned so many times over if that were the case. No one cares.

[Himu]

I really don't get why people fellate Evilore on the forum whenever he makes a post. Do they expect to be promoted to mod? Do they actually think his posts are insightful or intelligent?

Dude's personality is as attractive as he is, which is to say not much at all. Why am I talking about his physical appearance you might ask? Why point out that he's ugly or that he has elf ears? Well I'm simply objectifying him, which in his opinion is "great."

Gaffers suck off all staff.

[Tasty]

In an ideal world, forums wouldn't have special colors for mod names. Noobs wouldn't immediately  suck off mods and would have to be on their toes.

[meeb]

I really don't get why people fellate Evilore on the forum whenever he makes a post. Do they expect to be promoted to mod? Do they actually think his posts are insightful or intelligent?

Dude's personality is as attractive as he is, which is to say not much at all. Why am I talking about his physical appearance you might ask? Why point out that he's ugly or that he has elf ears? Well I'm simply objectifying him, which in his opinion is "great."

Gaffers suck off all staff.

But Evilore and bish especially so. People tend to openly disagree with Opiate and debate with him. He isn't fellated. And Cyan gets respect, but not blind adoration and actually is a nice dude. Evilore gets blind adoration though. He can shitpost and people treat it as amazing. Like in that "post best chocolate brands I can order online" thread. I got fucking called out for posting a subpar chocolate brand and not following the OPs request, but he got fellated for posting a fucking local shop in Belgium and telling the OP to book a flight.

[cosmicblizzard]

Lol I'd be banned so many times over if that were the case. No one cares.

Yeah, probably.  You just never know considering some mods post here.  Though I'd like to think they don't agree with everything EL says 100%, seeing as the few mods I talk to regularly are sometimes critical of his decisions/posts.  This is just the first time I've really been annoyed by the guy's douchebaggery.  As someone said on Twitter, it also seems really disrespectful in the wake of Hito's passing, someone who stepped down for that very behavior.

[RowRow]

My guess is they're afraid of getting banned or shit-listed, cuz a lot of the praise comes across as insincere to me.

[nudemacusers]

i'd fellate demi, and shaka too (only if modded)

[Kara]

I know

When in Rome and all that, but that epithet has become so corrosive that there's no choice but to use something affirming as a descriptor instead.

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Self-criticism sessions, they're so angelic friends.

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[Himu]

Evi-san like

[meeb]

My guess is they're afraid of getting banned or shit-listed, cuz a lot of the praise comes across as insincere to me.

Why not just say nothing? Or ignore the post?

[thisismyusername]

My guess is they're afraid of getting banned or shit-listed, cuz a lot of the praise comes across as insincere to me.

Pretty much. If you so much as bad mouth Evilore he'll perma you. "Take a shot at the king, you best not miss. (But even if you do hit I'll make you "miss" LOL)"

[Broseidon]

I know

When in Rome and all that, but that epithet has become so corrosive that there's no choice but to use something affirming as a descriptor instead.

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Self-criticism sessions, they're so angelic friends.

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I didn't want to use it but couldn't think of an alternative off the top of my head.

[StealthFan]

I try not to shit talk the way posters look (despite being an Adonis myself ) but Lore is not a good looking dude at all. He isn't offensively ugly, and could get an ok looking chubby girl if he didn't have money, but he is not a handsome dude. The attractive friends of the attractive women he bones probably wonder what's up until they discover he has money.

[Atramental]

SmokyDave.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125099891&postcount=10664

You probably already know this but you're playing with fire. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125112377&postcount=10679

But I do like how you backed out of that situation. "I'll take the 'L'"

edit: sorry my boritos. I've been drinking tonight and everything seems profound to me.

[nudemacusers]

My guess is they're afraid of getting banned or shit-listed, cuz a lot of the praise comes across as insincere to me.

Why not just say nothing? Or ignore the post?

you wouldn't last long in a dictatorship asking a question like this

[SpeedStats]

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That's the kind of message I'd expect from you guys, not Evilore himself.

Actually, I'm not surprised in the slightest.  Some people are even saying he's secretly happy Hito is gone :/

Given how he has a tendency to bully people from certain fanbases and his past comments and behaviour towards women, I'm not surprised with that ban message at all.

It seems like he's been posting more often or has been on GAF more often lately. 

[Himu]

DON'T CONSULT DAX ON ANYTHING RIVALING COMMUNICATION

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That's the kind of message I'd expect from you guys, not Evilore himself.

Actually, I'm not surprised in the slightest.  Some people are even saying he's secretly happy Hito is gone :/

we don't ban people. so no, we wouldn't

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125115389&postcount=17

thank you goodcitizen. Fantastic job!

Sounds like a man of lordly caliber.

[Atramental]

Oh christ.  :deadpos

[Phoenix Dark]

Evi-san like



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he broke up with his Ms Texas chick?

[Shadow Mod]

He's been right pissed ever since girlgaf didn't have his back during assgate.

[cosmicblizzard]

DON'T CONSULT DAX ON ANYTHING RIVALING COMMUNICATION

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That's the kind of message I'd expect from you guys, not Evilore himself.

Actually, I'm not surprised in the slightest.  Some people are even saying he's secretly happy Hito is gone :/

we don't ban people unless. so no, we wouldn't

Hah, I know.  I just meant in terms of ripping on someone, though you guys are mostly just joking around.  EL's bitterness seems to be 100% genuine.  Despite all that money, dude seems to be an all around miserable person.

[thisismyusername]

Eh, Dave didn't take a "L" that isn't really the way the saying is supposed to go. (S)He's doing the very thing Dave mentioned they were doing.

[Shadow Mod]

Much like Dax01 and Lexi, I am also extremely offended at the prospect of empowered beautiful women willfully and freely posting photos of themselves on the internet for the purpose of winning a contest that they want to win.

 

[benjipwns]

People tend to openly disagree with Opiate and debate with him. He isn't fellated. And Cyan gets respect, but not blind adoration and actually is a nice dude

Opiate as weird as he is participates in threads, so do Steve and a number of others that just depends on what threads you read.

Then you have mods who just sorta "float above" popping in to remind people they're mods and they're watching. These ones tend to get fellated more it seems.

[meeb]

He's been right pissed ever since girlgaf didn't have his back during assgate.

assgate?

[SmokyDave]

SmokyDave.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125099891&postcount=10664

You probably already know this but you're playing with fire. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125112377&postcount=10679

But I do like how you backed out of that situation. "I'll take the 'L'"

edit: sorry my boritos. I've been drinking tonight and everything seems profound to me.

Dude, I don't know what I was thinking trying to discuss that subject in that thread. All I got out of it was a headache and a nagging feeling of vague guilt.

[StealthFan]

Money can't buy you personality, charisma or social skills. As a former shut-in that made good and became a shut-in again, I will testify that it is very difficult to deal with reality after all the work you put in. You make the effort and when you open the door you realize you wasted the most valuable formative years and don't know how to talk to people/read cues.
 
Thankfully that nicca got the guap to make up for it. He started off going "I am gonna get myself together physically so I can take advantage of this money" to "welp i am gonna need this money because i am an akward douche like all other nerd shut-ins"

[Kara]

EL's bitterness seems to be 100% genuine.  Despite all that money, dude seems to be an all around miserable person.

Ain't nothing in the world that can fix being ugly on the inside.

[Atramental]

He's been right pissed ever since girlgaf didn't have his back during assgate.

assgate?

That time when EL was in Yurop and grabbed some chick's ass at a bar 'cause he wasn't gettin any.