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Brehvolution

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Grandparents :rejoice

Mine got me an Atari 2600 and then a NES a few years later.
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thisismyusername

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Five Guys is trash.

What is better? Serious question.

Five Guys tasted a lot better than McDonalds, Burger King and White Castle.
http://i.imgur.com/HMXBJIt.jpg

$54.50 just for a burger!? :holeup

(Yes, I know Africa dollars. :fbm)

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Make your own burger, brehs. They taste the best and it's so much cheaper.

I refuse to pay $10 for:
burger
chicken sandwich
plate of spaghetti

Make my own food?  :heh

People still do that? Weird.

Momo

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Make your own burger, brehs. They taste the best and it's so much cheaper.

I refuse to pay $10 for:
burger
chicken sandwich
plate of spaghetti

- a SA membership
You can roll your own forum for way under $10  :jawalrus

Momo

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Five Guys is trash.

What is better? Serious question.

Five Guys tasted a lot better than McDonalds, Burger King and White Castle.
http://i.imgur.com/HMXBJIt.jpg

$54.50 just for a burger!? :holeup

(Yes, I know Africa dollars. :fbm )
It's like 5 dollars your price and you get chips and a cooldrink :shrug

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I had a Commodore 64.  In Canada.  When all my friends had a NES.

The struggle was real, brehs.  My grandmother finally bailed me out of that ostracism hellhole a couple Christmases later.

Living in poor as fuck pre-Celtic Tiger Ireland with the local newsagent selling old C64 games for £1-3 :rejoice




I had a Commodore 64.  In Canada.  When all my friends had a NES.

The struggle was real, brehs.  My grandmother finally bailed me out of that ostracism hellhole a couple Christmases later.

I had an Amiga. In America.
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Shaka Khan

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What's the Zoe thing that just blew up in a nutshell? All I know is that she made Depression Quest and was a target of twitter trolling. And that she decided to release her game around Robin's death which stirred some people. 
Any updates?
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Momo

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It warms my heart to see some Amiga and Commodore bros in here :rejoice


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What's the Zoe thing that just blew up in a nutshell? All I know is that she made Depression Quest and was a target of twitter trolling. And that she decided to release her game around Robin's death which stirred some people. 
Any updates?

Apparently she banged some dude or something? Pretty sure it's not even worth googling.

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What's the Zoe thing that just blew up in a nutshell? All I know is that she made Depression Quest and was a target of twitter trolling. And that she decided to release her game around Robin's death which stirred some people. 
Any updates?

Apparently she banged some dude or something? Pretty sure it's not even worth googling.

I skimmed the dude's blog, and it was like a 10 million word essay of  :umad and .
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Shaka Khan

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Here at the bore, we bang dudes all the time but don't get a fraction of the attention. What's her secret?
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Here at the bore, we bang dudes all the time but don't get a fraction of the attention. What's her secret?

She has a vagina.

Shaka Khan

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No but seriously. Did this guy come forward and slut shame her?
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demi

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Yes. Is that what you would have wanted?
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Shaka Khan

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For myself? Maybe.

 But then again I accepted the fact that I'm a slut. I've been grinding these to level up to a cum slut— It's where you swallow so good without flinching that the guy double checks if he actually came or not.
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I like to consider myself well versed on who's who but I had to look up everyone who was involved in this boring ass 'scandal'. Bunch of nobodies whining about nobodies although the whole journalist sleeping with a woman and gives her coverage does not surprise me in the least bit.

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http://thezoepost.wordpress.com/

Apparently this is it? Someone read it and give us a tldr please.
« Last Edit: August 20, 2014, 12:00:12 PM by demi »

demi

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That post already has a TLDR, read it, tardo
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I like to consider myself well versed on who's who but I had to look up everyone who was involved in this boring ass 'scandal'. Bunch of nobodies whining about nobodies although the whole journalist sleeping with a woman and gives her coverage does not surprise me in the least bit.
I've played this game

oh yeah

mass effect 3

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TL;DR =
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ToxicAdam

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I was a c64 kid. I think I have more nostalgia for the warez group intros than I do for the games, though.

Dat Eagle Soft/ATC/NEC intros.

 :lawd

Dennis

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Google’s Street View photography car ran over shuri

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=878831

Momo

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Dennis

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=878783

good lord, fucker. End yourself

I view it as sublime and subtle satire on the current state of the GAF Off-topic.

I refused to believe it is sincere.

Subtle mocking is the only way to get away with anything there these days. Mocking but people are lapping it up.

Momo

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Momo

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I forgot where I copied that awards mc speech from :lol

Momo

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I'll pay one of you $10 via paypal to bump that thread   :lawd

ToxicAdam

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It's funny to me that people will shit on Buzzfeed clickbait, but will fall for these sucker opinion polls all the time.

OMG the sky is falling. Let me express my outrage and moral superiority to this nebulous statistic!

« Last Edit: August 20, 2014, 01:03:57 PM by ToxicAdam »

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"If ZeldaU and SmashU sell poorly...what's next?"

Oh man, the meltdowns would be BIBLICAL.  :lawd

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"If ZeldaU and SmashU sell poorly...what's next?"

Oh man, the meltdowns would be BIBLICAL.  :lawd

You can't measure fun in sales.  :smug

Ninthings are just practicing having to explain to girls that it's not about how their penis looks, smells, feels or tastes, it's about the intangibles.

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Ninthings are just practicing having to explain to girls that it's not about how their penis looks, smells, feels or tastes, it's about the intangibles.

My penis has heart.
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Dennis

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I notice besada and Steve Youngblood haven't posted in this thread today.

Guess moderating the Zoe thread is a full time job  :P

I notice Besada and Steve Youngblood haven't posted in this thread today.

Guess moderating the Zoe thread is a full time job  :P

It is quite laborious work indeed. Have I missed something in here worth commenting on?

Dennis

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We mostly affirmed the superiority of the Amiga over the SNES. Standard stuff.

And apparently Five Guys burgers are shit.

We mostly affirmed the superiority of the Amiga over the SNES. Standard stuff.

I didn't have an Amiga, but I had a Super Nintendo. Good console. Would play Super Nintendo games again.

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kitch9 doing his best to shit up the police thread.  ::)

Broseidon

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Ninthings are just practicing having to explain to girls that it's not about how their penis looks, smells, feels or tastes, it's about the intangibles.

whimsy dick
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Kara

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This is how I used to score

http://i.imgur.com/kzh7IWC.jpg

I didn't know your wife had delivered already. Grats!

Don't worry about the curve thing, happens to a lot of guys. Besides you're clearly packing heat.

@Mr. Gundam - Yeah that's a good job to define your life.


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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=879077

All these cacs celebrating :heh You know their asses wouldn't go within five feet of these "courageous" men.
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I notice Besada and Steve Youngblood haven't posted in this thread today.

Guess moderating the Zoe thread is a full time job  :P

It is quite laborious work indeed. Have I missed something in here worth commenting on?

look at lore creating all this work for you guys leaving things open, so contemptuous of previous mod team decisions, tsk tsk


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Kara

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avaya what happened to you man.

thisismyusername

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=879161

Why can't you just put the text version in the OP!? Jesus Christ!

StealthFan

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Hopefully First Light is less repetitive than Second Son. I couldn't even finish that shit.
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Himu

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=879077

All these cacs celebrating :heh You know their asses wouldn't go within five feet of these "courageous" men.

Fuck yesssssss at that patrol
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=879161

Why can't you just put the text version in the OP!? Jesus Christ!

I really hope they're getting paid for this...

FStop7

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That Zoe Quinn thread is the bottom of the barrel.

Himu

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Can't say I blame them, but I'm never happy to see more people walking around with guns, a mind to "justice", and zero accountability.  If you're "fuck yes"ing gun culture, please don't bring that mindset to Canada if you move there.

Oh, fuck no. I'm not fuck yes'ing that. I'm fuck yes'ing their statement. Ultimately I'm not down with vigilantism though. I also find it unfair to judge them for taking the law into their own hands when American police shown to be ineffectual at that very thing. So while I don't agree with their methods, I certainly respect it.
« Last Edit: August 20, 2014, 07:59:22 PM by Queen of Ice »
IYKYK

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That Zoe Quinn thread is the bottom of the barrel.

Tell me about it :P

Kara

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Hopefully First Light is less repetitive than Second Son. I couldn't even finish that shit.

Your new name. :dead

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=879161

Why can't you just put the text version in the OP!? Jesus Christ!

I really despise these types of threads because they look like a PR collage instead of telling me enough information about the game.  Even looking at the text version, it barely tells me anything at all, even if it has a FAQ section.

More effort went into making the thread look pretty instead of research gone into telling people what's old and what's new.

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FEATURES

New Environments: Go behind the walls of Curdon Cay, the brutal conduit detention centre, and explore its snowy outskirts.

New Main Character: You are Abigail Walker, a neon powered conduit with a troubled and tragic past.

New Neon Powers: Destroy your enemies with Fetch's aggressive, melee-oriented neon powers.

Totally makes me want to check it out.  What kind of melee-oriented neon powers? Do you have gameplay clips of that?  What kind of character is this new main character?  What are these new environments like? Gameplay footage?  More screenshots?  E3/Gamescom impressions from journalists or GAF members?  Bueller?

Miss when threads used to be like Oscar's, RK's, Himu's or even Tasty Meat's.  I really liked those.


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Is that distinguished gentleman with the gun on the far left PD?
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I think I only ever made a few threads, and one of them was mostly a cut n paste from Kishgal.  I'm proud of my NiGHTS thread at least.

That was the one I was thinking of.  It didn't take itself seriously despite being detailed, haha.

Official Threads are so serious these days.