http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=879161
Why can't you just put the text version in the OP!? Jesus Christ!
I really despise these types of threads because they look like a PR collage instead of telling me enough information about the game.  Even looking at the text version, it barely tells me 
anything at all, even if it has a FAQ section.
More effort went into making the thread look pretty instead of research gone into telling people what's old and what's new. 
FEATURES
New Environments: Go behind the walls of Curdon Cay, the brutal conduit detention centre, and explore its snowy outskirts.
New Main Character: You are Abigail Walker, a neon powered conduit with a troubled and tragic past.
New Neon Powers: Destroy your enemies with Fetch's aggressive, melee-oriented neon powers.
Totally makes me want to check it out.  What 
kind of melee-oriented neon powers? Do you have gameplay clips of that?  What kind of character is this new main character?  What are these new environments like? Gameplay footage?  More screenshots?  E3/Gamescom impressions from journalists or GAF members?  Bueller? 
Miss when threads used to be like Oscar's, RK's, Himu's or even Tasty Meat's.  I really liked those.