1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Am_I_Anonymous]

What did the post say? Gafstapo got to it before I could read.

It was a gif of a deer orgy, literally.

[Himu]

There's a divide between people. Those that grew up when the internet was a playground for mischief and bullshit and those that grew up and the internet became intertwined with their identity. So, for those latter people, everything is serious and must be reckoned with in the same way you would in real life.

Not only this but most of us in the first group are people who didn't have the Internet until we were at least teens. And if not that, it didn't take off in a big way until we were teens or early 20's. You can kinda tell who grew up WITH the Internet as opposed to someone who just grew up during a time when the Internet wasn't a thing nor nearly as big.

[thisismyusername]

@A_I_A: https://twitter.com/ScrillaBeats/status/532270492959649793





The backfire.

[Himu]

This shit has ruined bill Cosby for me.

[Mr. Nobody]

@A_I_A: https://twitter.com/ScrillaBeats/status/532270492959649793

(Image removed from quote.)



The backfire.

I'm convinced these are set-ups because they almost always happen in the midst of a controversy 

[Huff]

I might buy a wii u in a couple years once it's discontinued an super cheap

Spent $400 on a PS4 that I just play Spelunky and Binding of Isaac on atm

Worth every dollar

[StealthFan]

spelunky owns and i hate indie shit

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13474975&postcount=67

My god, Huelen is even more terrible than I thought

[cosmicblizzard]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13474975&postcount=67

My god, Huelen is even more terrible than I thought

That post is 6 years old.  How did you even find it?

[Tasty]

Stop stalking spergs, Andrex!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13474975&postcount=67

My god, Huelen is even more terrible than I thought

That post is 6 years old.  How did you even find it?

Gotta go fast

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=96681515&postcount=11

OK so he renounced it but then he says this

I've bought multiple copies of Sonic 06, Bomberman Act Zero

[StealthFan]

...

[SpeedStats]

...Andrex, we already know that Huelen isn't all up there. 

I don't think additional evidence is required, nor do I think it's good for your health to continue combing through Huelen's post history in an effort to support the obvious. 

I'll pray for you, bb.

[Tasty]

Nothing stops this train

I was just on this trip of looking up bad webcomics again cause that's how I get my jollies.

Hey here's one I found

[I'm a Puppy!]

Stop posting, Squiddy.

[Steve Youngblood]

Nothing stops this train

I was just on this trip of looking up bad webcomics again cause that's how I get my jollies.

Hey here's one I found

Andy, I know you haven't posted on GAF in like five months, but I feel compelled to ban you anyway. It's for your own good.

[I'm a Puppy!]

wait, wait. Dragon Age is suddenly in the running for GOTY? How? Why? What did it do other than be on Xbox 1 and PS4? Oh man.

[Steve Youngblood]

wait, wait. Dragon Age is suddenly in the running for GOTY? How? Why? What did it do other than be on Xbox 1 and PS4? Oh man.

Well, it's a high-profile release that apparently has a good chance of not sucking. That's all it takes this year it seems.

[Mr Gilhaney]

Final fantasy 13 on pc gets my vote.

[milchs evil twin]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=931054

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=931054

#Transparency4ThePlayers 

[Cheddahz]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=931054

entitled bitches

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=931054

lol

but really this is what happens when you hyperbate your self into oblivion weeks before a game comes out.

[Mr. Nobody]

And I have to say, I'm really disliking the excuse of "well its a video game website man" to rationalize bullshit like this.

It's not that serious. It never was, and it never will be. Just learn from your mistakes and don't buy a game you suspect is another "AAA trap". Nothing sends a developer/publisher a bigger message than low sales.


But they're just gonna keep whining and keep buying it because they're "video game enthusiasts" 

[Broseidon]

gas nerds

[Steve Contra]

Seriously, how hard is it to wait a week to buy a game?

[Mr Gilhaney]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138406549&postcount=32

Dude is a creep (if the obsession with an underaged girl didn't already give it away...)

I'm very sorry you feel this way. But I respect your opinion.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=931054

#EnoughIsEnoughTransparencyForThePlayersNotYourShieldCorporationsWeWorldwideGamersShouldHaveAVoiceInDevelopmentTimeForAwarenessGate

[team filler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137886535&postcount=17741

apparently me posting this link here got dude's ban changed from 2 months to permanent. 

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137886535&postcount=17741

apparently me posting this link here got dude's ban changed from 2 months to permanent. 

Damn, that was some finely crafted ether. Too bad

[Take My Breh Away]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=931054

#EnoughIsEnoughTransparencyForThePlayersNotYourShieldCorporationsWeWorldwideGamersShouldHaveAVoiceInDevelopmentTimeForAwarenessGate

Well maybe if you nerds has supported Pete Dodd's indiegogo and now his patreon. This wouldn't have happened

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[zepblackstar]

Seriously, how hard is it to wait a week to buy a game?

thank you.. just wait till after the reviews and video show up on youtube before you buy it. Hell, just redbox it.

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137886535&postcount=17741

apparently me posting this link here got dude's ban changed from 2 months to permanent. 

Not sure how that's valid but hey, it's Neogaf 

[Supermanisdead]

Seriously, how hard is it to wait a week to buy a game?

thank you.. just wait till after the reviews and video show up on youtube before you buy it. Hell, just redbox it.

but then how can i get my limited edition wallscroll

[benjipwns]

Well maybe if you nerds has supported Pete Dodd's indiegogo and now his patreon. This wouldn't have happened

He did personally stop the PS4 from having any DRM.

[Cheddahz]

Some dude on my Facebook bitching about he is single again and that he is going to become a "better cosplayer" to prove that she is making a big mistake and that he'll "cosplay with as many girls as possible"

 

[Huff]

Actually confused about what's going on in nerd land today. What's the beef with ubi?

[thisismyusername]

Actually confused about what's going on in nerd land today. What's the beef with ubi?

Ass Creed Unity's engine is a Piece of Shit (of course) that performs bad on next-gen (oh hey, like AC3!).

That draw distance for PC. *bites lip so hard blood draws*

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138436723&postcount=6744

I'm sorry but "how to spot a virgin" 

[Phoenix Dark]

ShinobiFist should come here.

[Tasty]

Nothing stops this train

I was just on this trip of looking up bad webcomics again cause that's how I get my jollies.

Hey here's one I found

Andy, I know you haven't posted on GAF in like five months, but I feel compelled to ban you anyway. It's for your own good.

It would just make me post less here anyways

[team filler]

Nothing stops this train

I was just on this trip of looking up bad webcomics again cause that's how I get my jollies.

Hey here's one I found

Andy, I know you haven't posted on GAF in like five months, but I feel compelled to ban you anyway. It's for your own good.

It would just make me post less here anyways

[toku]

ShinobiFist should come here.

NSFW thread couldn't handle it.

[zepblackstar]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138423124&postcount=12

Because all those "socialist" movements you referenced have their ideological roots in the failed Russian revolution. None of them are actually socialism. For true socialism, look at anarchist Catalonia, the Paris Commune, free Ukraine, or the Zapatistas. Those are/were effective implementations of socialism. Unfortunately imperialist capitalist countries destroyed them (the Zapatistas haven't been destroyed but are at war with the capitalist Mexican government).

how not to sell something 101..

[benjipwns]

Thanks for the link. 

[WanderingWind]

Oh, man. Discussing ownership of the means of production and how socialism is righteous. That takes me back. Glad to see college sophomores are still carrying that torch. 

[king of the internet]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=138431938 

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Gamers

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[toku]

[Phoenix Dark]

I swear electronics consumers are fucking stupid. Everything revolves around having something ASAP, day one. Why not wait and see whether that shit works, it's not going to kill you.

Gaming media will never be real because access is dictated by playing along. Bad review, breaking new embargoes? Whoops, can't come to our super cool behind the scenes party.

[Rufus]

I swear electronics consumers are fucking stupid. Everything revolves around having something ASAP, day one. Why not wait and see whether that shit works, it's not going to kill you.

Gaming media will never be real because access is dictated by playing along. Bad review, breaking new embargoes? Whoops, can't come to our super cool behind the scenes party.

These two are related, too. Review outlets need early access to serve up their assessments in time for early adopters.

[benjipwns]

This is so amazing that even I can't tell which side it's really on.

[toku]

I swear electronics consumers are fucking stupid. Everything revolves around having something ASAP, day one. Why not wait and see whether that shit works, it's not going to kill you.

Gaming media will never be real because access is dictated by playing along. Bad review, breaking new embargoes? Whoops, can't come to our super cool behind the scenes party.

One the things that was always really telling to me is how gaming media people leave the industry as soon as possible. The either go into another area of entertainment, or jump into development directly. Even the few that were there for decade+ only seem to have stayed because nothing else came up on their radar (Sessler and a bunch of the older 1up and GS guys...but even they all bailed ship recently). No one wants to actually spend their life writing for this shit.

[milchs evil twin]

Oh, man. Discussing ownership of the means of production and how socialism is righteous. That takes me back. Glad to see college sophomores are still carrying that torch.

Suffered through a presentation on planned obsolescence yesterday.

Basically went something like "poor families are being forced into a debt trap cause refrigerators aren't built the way they were in the GDR. Also, some dude's mom's nylon stockings lasted longer 20 years ago."

Of course they managed to somehow work planned economies in there and blew my mind with the notion that growth isn't inherently good. All while the nominal topic was still planned obsolescence, which they failed to quantify at all.

College. College never changes.

[Rufus]

Ah, obsolescence. Another word I will be forever unsure of how to spell it.

[WanderingWind]

College. College never changes.

Do they still have Denny's Revolutionaries? Or whatever Denny's equivalent they have in Germany?

[milchs evil twin]

Ah, obsolescence. Another word I will be forever unsure of how to spell it.

Mobile keyboard word prediction 

College. College never changes.

Do they still have Denny's Revolutionaries? Or whatever Denny's equivalent they have in Germany?

Germans tend to not go to a restaurant for breakfast. So I don't think we have anything similar beyond McDonald's breakfast stuff.

Apart from that, I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Rufus]

Something like this, I think:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Coffee%20Shop%20Revolutionary

I bet there's a German equivalent, but I can't think of any.

edit: Revoluzzer comes close I guess. And, new to me: Salon-Revoluzzer.

[WanderingWind]

Ah, yes, Rufus has it right. Except Denny's is open 24 hours, so we...I mean they, used to gather around college campuses late night drinking free refills on coffee and complaining about the plight of the worker. Tipping the waitstaff like, a buck for dealing with smoking, non-food buying fuckwads for hours because funds were low.

I hadn't seen any restaurants here that are open 24 hours though, so maybe that's more of an American thing.

[milchs evil twin]

Some train station McDonald's in big cities are open 24h. Not much else though.

Also, they're not revolutionaries at all. They're engineering students, and I have yet to meet a significant number of engineering students that give a shit about political/social problems beyond the usual surveillance/privacy/net neutrality/whatever stuff. At least around here.