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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19742 on: December 28, 2014, 08:39:54 PM »
My brain is warped. Too much sexual suppression during puberty.(Image removed from quote.)


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« Reply #19743 on: December 28, 2014, 09:18:15 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145145206&postcount=23

Quote from: egruntz;145145206
She's been saying this after. It just completely ruins the mood. Even if I've already finished, I don't know, something about it just turns me completely off, even though I'm already worn. She's been saying weird things, I don't know. Like "good boy" when I first get my dick in. And I'm just like, "....Yeah?" and start thrusting. And she goes "yeah! yeah! yeah!" and I'm like dear god woman shut up, I can't concentrate.

IDK.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19744 on: December 28, 2014, 09:25:07 PM »
I really want to reply "next time put 2-4 fingers in her mouth or add some light choking"

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19745 on: December 28, 2014, 09:30:36 PM »
:lol :wtf @ that thread

also:
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« Reply #19746 on: December 28, 2014, 09:45:01 PM »
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Been trying not to go into detail, but in multiple circumstances. Two nights ago it was during oral. I busted in her mouth. She looked up, licked her lips, said "thank you [my name]", then giggled. I was like "...Heheh" and then I laid down.
:gurl


dude has a natural born freak on his hands and he has no idea what to do with it. what a clown.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19747 on: December 28, 2014, 09:57:37 PM »
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=960481&page=5

ITT Opiate embarrassing himself and constantly getting owned.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19748 on: December 28, 2014, 10:02:35 PM »
Elite universities like Harvard, Yale, and the University of Alabama don't need to be wasting money on football.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19749 on: December 28, 2014, 10:09:30 PM »
but brehs he's an economist!

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« Reply #19750 on: December 28, 2014, 10:11:34 PM »
i thought that nicca was in it
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19753 on: December 28, 2014, 10:50:27 PM »


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« Reply #19755 on: December 28, 2014, 10:59:10 PM »
good lord she looks plastic as hell
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« Reply #19756 on: December 28, 2014, 11:19:34 PM »
sometimes i feel like pd just hates women


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« Reply #19757 on: December 28, 2014, 11:21:43 PM »
he isn't wrong on this one
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« Reply #19758 on: December 28, 2014, 11:23:09 PM »
sometimes i feel like pd just hates women

Nah, he just likes men more

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« Reply #19759 on: December 28, 2014, 11:26:21 PM »
good lord she looks plastic as hell

she does but women like Kiara Mia and Mary Jean have eased me into it  :yeshrug

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« Reply #19760 on: December 28, 2014, 11:26:38 PM »
hating ass niccas
bet you PD would still try to smell that hair

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« Reply #19761 on: December 28, 2014, 11:32:52 PM »
i wonder if that hair smells like dick  :hitler

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« Reply #19762 on: December 28, 2014, 11:33:53 PM »
i wonder if that hair smells like dick  :hitler
you know he'd be all over it then
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« Reply #19763 on: December 28, 2014, 11:36:48 PM »
good lord she looks plastic as hell

she does but women like Kiara Mia and Mary Jean have eased me into it  :yeshrug

Love those bitches :noah
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« Reply #19764 on: December 29, 2014, 12:17:51 AM »
"i wonder if that hair smells like dick"

should be a headline of the bore


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« Reply #19766 on: December 29, 2014, 01:21:23 AM »
Christ.

If the OP went to the restaurant I go to every other Wednesday for trivia night he would blow a gasket.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19768 on: December 29, 2014, 01:23:50 AM »
Christ.

If the OP went to the restaurant I go to every other Wednesday for trivia night he would blow a gasket.

Is that Suck Your Dick for a Quarter Night?
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19769 on: December 29, 2014, 01:27:35 AM »
Isn't that every night for Atra, though? :hitler

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« Reply #19770 on: December 29, 2014, 01:30:23 AM »
Wait. Am I giving or receiving these blowjobs?  ???

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« Reply #19771 on: December 29, 2014, 01:33:20 AM »
pretty girls don't receive blowjobs atra  :-*


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« Reply #19773 on: December 29, 2014, 01:43:54 AM »
pretty girls don't receive blowjobs atra  :-*

"Girls"? :fbm


Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19775 on: December 29, 2014, 03:43:38 AM »
That Rest dude HAS to be an engineer.
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« Reply #19777 on: December 29, 2014, 05:48:45 AM »
The Rest is the anti-hugging dude, right?


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19779 on: December 29, 2014, 10:24:40 AM »
There was 1 gif of a girl named Tamara or Tammy? Fuck if I remember right now.

What do you need the gif for Borys?

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« Reply #19780 on: December 29, 2014, 10:46:27 AM »
It totally makes sense that Opiate is an economist. He talks and talks and likes to use big words and talk about complicated concepts but for all that he never reaches a definitive conclusion. I'd say he's the perfect economist.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19781 on: December 29, 2014, 10:55:58 AM »
I originally thought Opiate was a ex heroin addict or opiate user and that's why he posts in such a droll and simple manner. Will never forget when he was getting piled on for his stance on declawing cats, dude picks some weird battles to fight.
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« Reply #19782 on: December 29, 2014, 10:56:09 AM »
It totally makes sense that Opiate is an economist. He talks and talks and likes to use big words and talk about complicated concepts but for all that he never reaches a definitive conclusion. I'd say he's the perfect economist.

I thought that was Mumei  ???

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« Reply #19783 on: December 29, 2014, 10:57:12 AM »
Mumei reaches conclusions and they always are "Read these 22 books on the same subject saying the same thing STAT!"
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« Reply #19785 on: December 29, 2014, 01:08:04 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=960469

so many buttfrustrated nintenyearolds itt
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« Reply #19786 on: December 29, 2014, 01:44:36 PM »
Angry Joe has always been a huge proponent of dudebro gaming. So it's not surprising that he's no Nintendo fan.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19788 on: December 29, 2014, 04:03:53 PM »
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« Reply #19789 on: December 29, 2014, 04:59:53 PM »
Even the idea that Microsoft is improving the SDK on their console is rustling the jimmies of Sony stans

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=961291

Thuway still remains Neogaf's biggest twat. A stan who don't even own the console he stans for because he needed a master race worthy PC to try lord his opinions over people regarding consoles. A shameful Stan.   


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« Reply #19791 on: December 29, 2014, 05:29:42 PM »
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« Reply #19792 on: December 29, 2014, 06:30:54 PM »
Halo 5 is cool. More Halo-y than Halo 4, despite sprint and thrust.
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« Reply #19794 on: December 29, 2014, 07:12:55 PM »
hes a bishnigga
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« Reply #19795 on: December 29, 2014, 07:16:25 PM »
Why are you always salty about Bish?  :lol

He's a terrible knee-jerky mod which rubs me the wrong way. :-[

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« Reply #19796 on: December 29, 2014, 07:18:40 PM »
True. :badass But Bish is the one that generally will advertise it before "mowing down"/mass bans.

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« Reply #19797 on: December 29, 2014, 07:23:41 PM »
Even the idea that Microsoft is improving the SDK on their console is rustling the jimmies of Sony stans

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=961291

Thuway still remains Neogaf's biggest twat. A stan who don't even own the console he stans for because he needed a master race worthy PC to try lord his opinions over people regarding consoles. A shameful Stan.   
a stan that had to be told to stfu by the very dicks he suckles from :sabu
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« Reply #19798 on: December 29, 2014, 07:26:39 PM »
All of GAF's 'moderation' is based around knee-jerk reactions.

:pacspit

It says right in the description on the front page that discourse prevails through "careful moderation." It wouldn't be printed if it wasn't true, I assure you.

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« Reply #19799 on: December 29, 2014, 08:23:33 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145245934&postcount=86

Bish, ya'll. ::)

Bish nailing the stan who stans the loudest while other stans circlejerk on how much they don't like the people running the company. Be blind to fuckery when it suits you, brehs.

Even the idea that Microsoft is improving the SDK on their console is rustling the jimmies of Sony stans

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=961291

Thuway still remains Neogaf's biggest twat. A stan who don't even own the console he stans for because he needed a master race worthy PC to try lord his opinions over people regarding consoles. A shameful Stan.   
a stan that had to be told to stfu by the very dicks he suckles from :sabu

The digital murder of Famous Dorkimer comes close but the ethering of Thuway by Sony execs is a candidate for Neogaf gaming side L of the year :whew