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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19800 on: December 29, 2014, 08:46:13 PM »
So glad I don't run GAF Secret Santa anymore. Holy crap people, whining about your person not acknowledging your gift with love and admiration. And then those complaining that their SS didn't spend enough. These are the risks you take.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19801 on: December 29, 2014, 08:55:42 PM »
I don't even buy my mother a xmas present. Why the fuck would I buy one for a stranger? :heh
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19802 on: December 29, 2014, 08:58:11 PM »
i've never been a part of a secret santa where i haven't bought a joke present.

that's what secret santa is.

Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19803 on: December 29, 2014, 09:41:23 PM »
It was pretty outrageous that some people got iPads, Vitas and 3DSs when the suggested price to spend was like $25. I sure hope people didn't get jealous with their shirt/book/candy/etc.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19804 on: December 29, 2014, 09:54:56 PM »
buy expensive electronics for strangers on an internet forum, brehs
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19805 on: December 29, 2014, 09:58:49 PM »
If you're a woman on Gaf and participate in Secret Santa?

The gifts must be  :lawd
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19806 on: December 29, 2014, 10:00:12 PM »
If you're a woman on Gaf and participate in Secret Santa?

The gifts must be  :lawd

atra bout to spin up another alt for next year
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19807 on: December 29, 2014, 10:00:23 PM »
My person this year was a gal from Finland. I got her a raw chocolate cookbook, pound of raw cocoa nibs and a totally cheesy Seattle magnet. Cause I always send one of those.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19808 on: December 29, 2014, 10:01:47 PM »
I don't even buy my mother a xmas present.

I... uh... wow. She's okay with this? I mean my mother does the whole "oh you don't have to get me anything" but I still get her something like tea (since she drinks tea) or something small anyway just to give her on Christmas.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19809 on: December 29, 2014, 10:15:25 PM »
lol internet forums

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19810 on: December 29, 2014, 10:25:54 PM »
I don't even buy my mother a xmas present.

I... uh... wow. She's okay with this? I mean my mother does the whole "oh you don't have to get me anything" but I still get her something like tea (since she drinks tea) or something small anyway just to give her on Christmas.
:goty
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19811 on: December 29, 2014, 10:27:48 PM »
I'm sure Stealth's mom makes due with the love and attention her doting son gives her. That's my nicca
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19812 on: December 29, 2014, 10:38:13 PM »
I'm sure Stealth's mom makes due with the love and attention her doting son gives her. That's my nicca
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19813 on: December 29, 2014, 10:43:33 PM »
Halo 5 is cool. More Halo-y than Halo 4, despite sprint and thrust.

Sprint in a Halo game is scust.

Go play halo 2 or 3 taco


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19815 on: December 29, 2014, 10:49:30 PM »
If you're a woman on Gaf and participate in Secret Santa?

The gifts must be  :lawd

atra bout to spin up another alt for next year
Don't tempt me...  :hitler

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19816 on: December 29, 2014, 10:58:27 PM »
my only goal on the bore is to spin atra into another femme atra spiral

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« Reply #19817 on: December 29, 2014, 11:03:45 PM »

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« Reply #19818 on: December 29, 2014, 11:13:25 PM »
I wasn't here for it bruh, I only saw pictures and I gain strength from the confusion and suffering of others. If not for the pretty alt you, then do it for your parents, do it for the dudes on okcupid, do it for me. I'm here Atra, on your shoulder, whispering sweetly. Listen, and accept these dark ocean currents. Imagine your life without boundaries and judgement. Imagine tears of joy and not sadness. You could be happy in these black waters but how will you ever know if you don't drown?


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19819 on: December 29, 2014, 11:18:16 PM »
Atra, be the Kwisatz Haderach. Look down the feminine and masculine memories and see your fate staring back at you.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19820 on: December 29, 2014, 11:20:51 PM »
So glad I don't run GAF Secret Santa anymore. Holy crap people, whining about your person not acknowledging your gift with love and admiration. And then those complaining that their SS didn't spend enough. These are the risks you take.

[sigh]
That one guy who said his TT ruined his Christmas by not acknowledging the gift   :holeup


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« Reply #19821 on: December 29, 2014, 11:20:59 PM »
Most of us walk a singular path but perhaps you were meant to walk two Atra? 

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19822 on: December 29, 2014, 11:29:30 PM »
Speaking of which, how come we didn't do a Bore secret santa this year? I did the GAF SS a few years but nowadays I prefer the Bore, since at least we're a pretty small group and we all recognize each other. Nowadays on GAF I'd get people who I may have never seen a post from, the forum is wayyyyy too large.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19823 on: December 29, 2014, 11:30:36 PM »
I wasn't here for it bruh, I only saw pictures and I gain strength from the confusion and suffering of others. If not for the pretty alt you, then do it for your parents, do it for the dudes on okcupid, do it for me. I'm here Atra, on your shoulder, whispering sweetly. Listen, and accept these dark ocean currents. Imagine your life without boundaries and judgement. Imagine tears of joy and not sadness. You could be happy in these black waters but how will you ever know if you don't drown?


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19824 on: December 29, 2014, 11:30:40 PM »
I wasn't here for it bruh, I only saw pictures and I gain strength from the confusion and suffering of others. If not for the pretty alt you, then do it for your parents, do it for the dudes on okcupid, do it for me. I'm here Atra, on your shoulder, whispering sweetly. Listen, and accept these dark ocean currents. Imagine your life without boundaries and judgement. Imagine tears of joy and not sadness. You could be happy in these black waters but how will you ever know if you don't drown?

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19825 on: December 29, 2014, 11:31:07 PM »
So glad I don't run GAF Secret Santa anymore. Holy crap people, whining about your person not acknowledging your gift with love and admiration. And then those complaining that their SS didn't spend enough. These are the risks you take.

[sigh]
That one guy who said his TT ruined his Christmas by not acknowledging the gift   :holeup

I had a response to that typed out, and then I deleted it.
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« Reply #19826 on: December 29, 2014, 11:33:38 PM »
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« Reply #19827 on: December 29, 2014, 11:34:46 PM »
We should start a bore secret santa. No one gives anyone anything, then the thread is just a bunch of people saying "Fuck you"
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« Reply #19828 on: December 29, 2014, 11:52:33 PM »
I wasn't here for it bruh, I only saw pictures and I gain strength from the confusion and suffering of others. If not for the pretty alt you, then do it for your parents, do it for the dudes on okcupid, do it for me. I'm here Atra, on your shoulder, whispering sweetly. Listen, and accept these dark ocean currents. Imagine your life without boundaries and judgement. Imagine tears of joy and not sadness. You could be happy in these black waters but how will you ever know if you don't drown?

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19829 on: December 30, 2014, 12:10:54 AM »
I'll get you to embrace the bbc too PD. That'll just take some more...*puts on sunglasses* work.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19830 on: December 30, 2014, 12:17:41 AM »
like PD needs help embracing the bbc :heh
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19831 on: December 30, 2014, 12:29:28 AM »
I like women though
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« Reply #19832 on: December 30, 2014, 12:32:08 AM »
I like women though
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Keyword stealthily hidden in your sentence. I'm onto you, PD.

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« Reply #19833 on: December 30, 2014, 12:36:20 AM »
I like women though
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Keyword stealthily hidden in your sentence. I'm onto you, PD.

Mix them together. Best of both worlds.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19834 on: December 30, 2014, 12:43:06 AM »
this thread is coming under the influence of yakub
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« Reply #19835 on: December 30, 2014, 12:54:37 AM »
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« Reply #19836 on: December 30, 2014, 12:58:53 AM »
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"There's too many feggits on /v/" oh please. There's not enough feggits on /v/. Just "my first gay experience" feggits that think dressing a teen boy up as a "girly girl" is exciting. Please. Twinks are all fine and well (SO LONG AS THEY ARE LEGAL</18 years and up plz>) but come back when you have a leather daddy, /v/.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19837 on: December 30, 2014, 01:00:53 AM »
:what Not enough feggits on /v/? A huge chunk faps to traps.

Not that theres anything wrong with that.
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« Reply #19838 on: December 30, 2014, 01:02:22 AM »
:what Not enough feggits on /v/? A huge chunk faps to traps.

You know exactly what I mean. Think lipstick lesbian but with "traps" as you call them.

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« Reply #19839 on: December 30, 2014, 01:04:14 AM »
I see your point. There are a billion trap threads on /gif/ but only one gay one.
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« Reply #19840 on: December 30, 2014, 01:15:27 AM »
I see your point. There are a billion trap threads on /gif/ but only one gay one.

Conversely, other chans (7/8/X) have the same issue. Even "8chan"'s "make your own board" has a "/cuteboys/" subforum that is popular while the actual "/gayporn/"-y board is deader than a doornail.

I mean I ain't going to knock them for being into that stuff/that's their fetish, who am I to knock?; but to say "there's too many feggits" on the "chans" is hilarious to me because they're "softcore" feggits at best.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19841 on: December 30, 2014, 01:18:04 AM »
i've never been a part of a secret santa where i haven't bought a joke present.

that's what secret santa is.

That's the best part of buying stuff for Secret Santa.  Going to the stores and trying to find the stupidest/weirdest thing you can get, or getting something that you know the other person won't like but will still be semi-practical. 

Or going to an adult shop and buying chocolate boobs, whatever works.

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« Reply #19843 on: December 30, 2014, 01:37:36 AM »
lmao captain toad
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« Reply #19844 on: December 30, 2014, 01:37:51 AM »
play games that are literally for children brehs
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« Reply #19845 on: December 30, 2014, 01:44:27 AM »
as opposed to games for manchildren on the other two  :yeshrug

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« Reply #19846 on: December 30, 2014, 01:45:17 AM »
:what
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19847 on: December 30, 2014, 01:54:24 AM »
Halo 5 is cool. More Halo-y than Halo 4, despite sprint and thrust.

Sprint in a Halo game is scust.

Go play halo 2 or 3 taco

Those two games are a lot better than anything that's come in the series since then.

Halo was a great series when nothing on consoles could actually compete against it. Many people considered Goldeneye and Perfect Dark to be the best console FPS games until Halo 1. Going from a game that controls like absolute shit and is incredibly slow (Goldeneye or Perfect Dark) to a game that controls great and feels a lot faster (Halo) was a huge leap for a lot of people.

A lot Halo fans don't get why Halo became popular, it controlled and played better than other console games around it. It wasn't because of weapon spawns, weapon balancing, MLG shit, it was because it was the best thing console owners can get control wise and speed wise. That's why CoD beat the shit out of Halo when it comes to relevancy, it played better and smoother compared to Halo. 

Console owners en masse don't give a shit about weapon spawns and tons of tiny things diehard Halo fans cry over. They want a game that's easy to control and feels smooth. Halo has felt officially crusty since Halo 3, CoD 4 multiplayer felt like a breath of fresh air compared to that ole Halo styled jank. My favorite multiplayer game last gen was Rainbow Six Vegas 1, I'm sure as shit not going to cry and bitch because janky tactical shooters died out.

In essence, Halo was only "special" when nothing competed against it. Nowadays? Halo is just one game in a pile of FPSs.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19848 on: December 30, 2014, 02:02:28 AM »
console fps fans that don't know shit about the genre on pc in the 90s make me want to beat them with my cane
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« Reply #19849 on: December 30, 2014, 02:04:52 AM »
Sony manchildren be like   :bow2
Nintendo manchildren be like  :uguu
Microsoft manchildren be like  :geoff
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19850 on: December 30, 2014, 02:12:18 AM »
console fps fans that don't know shit about the genre on pc in the 90s make me want to beat them with my cane

Definitely not all the stuff from the 90's but-

Half Life 1 and Deus Ex got PS2 ports, and they weren't too bad compared to the PC versions. I had a lot more fun with those + Red Faction 1 than Halo 1. Console owners had choices around the time Halo 1 came out. Half Life 1 was about to be released on the Dreamcast as well, but got cancelled at the last second. I played the cancelled Dreamcast version and it was radioactive trash control wise.
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« Reply #19851 on: December 30, 2014, 02:16:45 AM »
Funny you bring up DC because i remember quite a few friends loving the DC version of Unreal Tournament

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« Reply #19852 on: December 30, 2014, 02:27:35 AM »
I remember the days of playing the first Rainbox Six Vegas multi :tocry Damn that was piff. I played that and COD3 multi all day on 360. Niccas were doing Gears Of War but I was like eh on that ish.

We need new Rainbow Six, brehs. Also I played Halo 3 and COD4 religiously when they released. They both owned. COD4 was fresher for sure tho. I remember playing that beta and thinking "This is gonna change shit".
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« Reply #19853 on: December 30, 2014, 03:16:27 AM »
Funny you bring up DC because i remember quite a few friends loving the DC version of Unreal Tournament

We used to play a ton of Q3A on the Dreamcast on splitscreen in the dorms before the Xboxen came out, haha. Also HOTD2 with no lightguns.
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« Reply #19854 on: December 30, 2014, 03:52:25 AM »
I remember the days of playing the first Rainbox Six Vegas multi :tocry Damn that was piff. I played that and COD3 multi all day on 360. Niccas were doing Gears Of War but I was like eh on that ish.

We need new Rainbow Six, brehs. Also I played Halo 3 and COD4 religiously when they released. They both owned. COD4 was fresher for sure tho. I remember playing that beta and thinking "This is gonna change shit".

Black Arrow was one of the peaks of Xbox Live
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« Reply #19855 on: December 30, 2014, 07:28:23 AM »
Captain Toad is really nice, I'm enjoying it. And what tiesto said, I thought it was odd there was no SS this year, I even though about making a thread but decided against it.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19856 on: December 30, 2014, 07:51:08 AM »
I think it's pretty silly to spend 400 bucks on some unknown internet forum person.

I think it's also pretty shitty to have the balls to complain about what you got when you have no idea what the person on the other end is going through.
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« Reply #19857 on: December 30, 2014, 08:39:57 AM »
I remember the days of playing the first Rainbox Six Vegas multi :tocry Damn that was piff. I played that and COD3 multi all day on 360. Niccas were doing Gears Of War but I was like eh on that ish.

We need new Rainbow Six, brehs. Also I played Halo 3 and COD4 religiously when they released. They both owned. COD4 was fresher for sure tho. I remember playing that beta and thinking "This is gonna change shit".

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COD WaW  :lawd

COD 3   :gladbron

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COD 4    :aah

Every other COD    :kobeyuck

Gears 2  :beli

Every Halo except 3  :holeup

Battlefield Bad Company 1&2  :whew

Battlefield 1943     :rejoice

Battlefield 3    :goty2

Battlefield 4  :ufup 

Monday Night Combat   :heh

Gears 3   :snoop



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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19858 on: December 30, 2014, 09:26:56 AM »
Constantly complain about gaffers whilst posting worse quality posts than even the worst GAF autists brehs.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19859 on: December 30, 2014, 09:39:50 AM »
I think it's pretty silly to spend 400 bucks on some unknown internet forum person.

I think it's also pretty shitty to have the balls to complain about what you got when you have no idea what the person on the other end is going through.

But it's GAF tho, so of course they're going to find a way to take some basic human interaction and muck it all up.
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