Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 6017550 times)

Broseidon · « **Reply #32280 on:** May 18, 2015, 05:26:57 PM »

IIRC Sunny is 11 in MGR

studyguy · « **Reply #32281 on:** May 18, 2015, 05:28:15 PM »

Isn't MGR dead now that Konami is doing whatever tho?
$:-\$

Fuck that game was dope.

nachobro · « **Reply #32282 on:** May 18, 2015, 05:58:38 PM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1047678&page=5

Da hell is going on in this thread?

studyguy · « **Reply #32283 on:** May 18, 2015, 05:59:34 PM »

Flashbacks to a terrible show.

VomKriege · « **Reply #32284 on:** May 18, 2015, 06:32:28 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on May 18, 2015, 05:58:38 PM

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1047678&page=5

Da hell is going on in this thread?

GAF has turned into a Thugbox.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #32285 on:** May 18, 2015, 06:48:02 PM »

Thugs need hugs.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #32286 on:** May 18, 2015, 06:48:08 PM »

GAF down or just me?

helios · « **Reply #32287 on:** May 18, 2015, 06:49:41 PM »

It's down for me, too

Purple Filth · « **Reply #32288 on:** May 18, 2015, 06:53:15 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2015, 03:52:41 PM

Quote from: FunSlower on May 18, 2015, 03:39:13 PM
Goddammit, Mauricio
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164360378&postcount=357

I've heard this tired old "justification" about 10 times from that fucker.

I guess all my real life nick names are sullied now.

studyguy · « **Reply #32289 on:** May 18, 2015, 07:00:31 PM »

Guess the servers got a downgrade

nudemacusers · « **Reply #32290 on:** May 18, 2015, 07:19:32 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 18, 2015, 04:51:21 PM

Quote from: nachobro on May 18, 2015, 04:26:07 PM
Of course...normal well adjusted people are always joking about how hot 13/14 year old kids are

But he wouldn't fuck macuser's ugly-ass kid, he has standards.

no that was some other jerk who said my kid was ugly

:'(

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #32291 on:** May 18, 2015, 07:30:39 PM »

So that's why there are 63 guests

StealthFan · « **Reply #32292 on:** May 18, 2015, 07:32:04 PM »

As one of the best members on this board, I welcome all GAF lurkers.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #32293 on:** May 18, 2015, 07:32:39 PM »

What did Nintendo do now?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #32294 on:** May 18, 2015, 07:33:33 PM »

I heard they bought Sony

Kara · « **Reply #32295 on:** May 18, 2015, 07:40:32 PM »

I heard they put Steve Youngblood in charge of friend codes.

StealthFan · « **Reply #32296 on:** May 18, 2015, 07:45:44 PM »

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3720722

Purple Filth · « **Reply #32297 on:** May 18, 2015, 07:55:35 PM »

I wonder how E3 is gonna go over there

Jansen · « **Reply #32298 on:** May 18, 2015, 07:57:46 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on May 18, 2015, 07:45:44 PM

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3720722

StealthFan · « **Reply #32299 on:** May 18, 2015, 08:02:45 PM »

Fantastic. Another /v/ thread about how Vita was a mistake.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #32300 on:** May 18, 2015, 08:04:29 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on May 18, 2015, 08:02:45 PM

Fantastic. Another /v/ thread about how Vita was a mistake.

Link?

StealthFan · « **Reply #32301 on:** May 18, 2015, 08:06:19 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on May 18, 2015, 08:04:29 PM

Quote from: StealthFan on May 18, 2015, 08:02:45 PM
Fantastic. Another /v/ thread about how Vita was a mistake.

Link?

http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/294937327/what-went-wrong

I wonder what VitaGAF will say when the system isn't even included in Sony's E3 conference.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #32302 on:** May 18, 2015, 08:14:47 PM »

It'll be included. For maybe five minutes as a sizzler reel. And then they'll all go wild because they probably expect Sony to NOT include it at all.

Rufus · « **Reply #32303 on:** May 18, 2015, 08:17:11 PM »

Wasn't that what happened last time?

StealthFan · « **Reply #32304 on:** May 18, 2015, 08:27:43 PM »

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3716804

thisismyusername · « **Reply #32305 on:** May 18, 2015, 08:31:07 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on May 18, 2015, 08:17:11 PM

Wasn't that what happened last time?

Pretty close. But that had that stupid #JRPG hashtag campaign that ripped the rug out from under the owners with FF13 Agit--er--"Type-0"

The Legend of Sunblade · « **Reply #32306 on:** May 18, 2015, 08:38:09 PM »

I still remember the Playstation twitter fuckup when Type-0 HD was announced. First they announced it as Vita only, then for PS4, then said it wasn't for Vita at all, all within an hour. So many panties twisted.

Jansen · « **Reply #32307 on:** May 18, 2015, 08:39:46 PM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164378572&postcount=2351

lol this shit has to be intentionally bad

thisismyusername · « **Reply #32308 on:** May 18, 2015, 08:44:35 PM »

Why is the camera sideways? And why isn't he just using the stupid "PS4 Share" screenshot function? Compression?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #32309 on:** May 18, 2015, 08:46:01 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on May 18, 2015, 08:44:35 PM

Why is the camera sideways? And why isn't he just using the stupid "PS4 Share" screenshot function? Compression?

Cuz then how are you supposed to see his sweet DAT OLED tv?

Himu · « **Reply #32310 on:** May 18, 2015, 09:03:33 PM »

Testing custom rank to see if it works

Jansen · « **Reply #32311 on:** May 18, 2015, 09:42:18 PM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164382276&postcount=1

Quote

We all die eventually. That's a fact. Some believe in one religion or another and some dont. At some point after getting married I found out about Cryonics after hearing (false) rumors that Walt Disney was cryonically preserved. I did (online) research on it and found a Cryonics company where I learned everything I currently know about Cryonics. It has become something I believe will eventually work and it is something I would like to set up and do for myself.

It's expensive. Even if I go threw the Life insurance route to pay for it it'll cost around $250.00 a month For the life insurance and membership dues. Everytime I try to bring the subject up she cause this insane arguement and always belittles and insults me. I won't mention the insults because they won't help the conversation.

Jansen · « **Reply #32312 on:** May 18, 2015, 09:55:08 PM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1048106

Quote from: Zeyphersan;164384096

Alright, so since the first page is going to be nothing but jokes I'm hoping for some realness to hit on the second. It hasn't always been this bad, but let's say that recently my sexual stamina has been underwhelming. Both during sex and masturbating. I don't really care about the latter, but the former can be embarrassing for sure. I don't need to be some porn star fucking for hours on end, but I do need to step it up.

So what are some things I can do?

what is going on today

StealthFan · « **Reply #32313 on:** May 18, 2015, 10:15:15 PM »

I upped my Abilify and changed from Zoloft to Welbutron XL and my libido has increased. My sessions also go super fast tho

Like...we're talking less than a minute when before I'd last an hour.

Thank G-d I don't have a girlfriend

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #32314 on:** May 18, 2015, 10:27:24 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on May 18, 2015, 07:30:39 PM

So that's why there are 63 guests

Imagine the rush when Neogaf goes down for E3.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #32315 on:** May 18, 2015, 10:29:51 PM »

Maybe we'll even hit 80!

zomgee · « **Reply #32316 on:** May 18, 2015, 11:33:12 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on May 18, 2015, 10:29:51 PM

Maybe we'll even hit 80!

What if they become members

Then what

king of the internet · « **Reply #32317 on:** May 19, 2015, 12:00:25 AM »

Fresh meat.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #32318 on:** May 19, 2015, 12:03:18 AM »

More people to hate

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Just kidding I love all of you

spoiler (click to show/hide)

except you brand new

[close]

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32319 on:** May 19, 2015, 12:08:32 AM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164391546&postcount=3618

VomKriege · « **Reply #32320 on:** May 19, 2015, 12:08:46 AM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164391424&postcount=151

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #32321 on:** May 19, 2015, 12:08:54 AM »

If any more people join, I'll be forced to start a new splinter forum so I can bad mouth this place.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #32322 on:** May 19, 2015, 12:17:11 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on May 19, 2015, 12:08:54 AM

If any more people join, I'll be forced to start a new splinter forum so I can bad mouth this place.

The DemiJore?

StealthFan · « **Reply #32323 on:** May 19, 2015, 12:26:03 AM »

Lotsa casuals that can't handle The Witcher 3's jank

.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #32324 on:** May 19, 2015, 12:34:18 AM »

Any lurker who signs up today will get a free shirt with a screenprint of my penis.

king of the internet · « **Reply #32325 on:** May 19, 2015, 12:37:38 AM »

Quote from: StealthFan on May 19, 2015, 12:26:03 AM

Lotsa casuals that can't handle The Witcher 3's jank .

These weak ass fools have no idea of what real euro-jank is like.

StealthFan · « **Reply #32326 on:** May 19, 2015, 12:38:29 AM »

I played Man Of Prey with the english fan patch

Those slavs know their jank.

StealthFan · « **Reply #32327 on:** May 19, 2015, 12:43:10 AM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164394650&postcount=3055

Got ran out for having a negative opinion

Rufus · « **Reply #32328 on:** May 19, 2015, 09:38:59 AM »

Quote from: Esch on May 19, 2015, 09:29:49 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=164414511#post164414511

Shoulda said fascist. Or cigarette for a more pommy joke more people would get.

I rate this humour daring, but mediocre.

Dennis · « **Reply #32329 on:** May 19, 2015, 10:27:21 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on May 19, 2015, 12:08:46 AM

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164391424&postcount=151

"Baby I love you but not 'next-life love you', you know?"

I for one am shocked his wife isn't more supportive of his wishes.

huckleberry · « **Reply #32330 on:** May 19, 2015, 10:32:26 AM »

Quote from: Jansen on May 18, 2015, 09:42:18 PM

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164382276&postcount=1

Quote
We all die eventually. That's a fact. Some believe in one religion or another and some dont. At some point after getting married I found out about Cryonics after hearing (false) rumors that Walt Disney was cryonically preserved. I did (online) research on it and found a Cryonics company where I learned everything I currently know about Cryonics. It has become something I believe will eventually work and it is something I would like to set up and do for myself.

It's expensive. Even if I go threw the Life insurance route to pay for it it'll cost around $250.00 a month For the life insurance and membership dues. Everytime I try to bring the subject up she cause this insane arguement and always belittles and insults me. I won't mention the insults because they won't help the conversation.

Please tell me that post is a complicated troll I'm just too old to understand.

Kara · « **Reply #32331 on:** May 19, 2015, 11:38:34 AM »

Read the whole OP, it's a real treat.

Atramental · « **Reply #32332 on:** May 19, 2015, 11:55:46 AM »

Foolish, OP. THERE IS ONLY DEATH.

Becoming an expensive Human Popsicle isn't going to do jack shit.

Rufus · « **Reply #32333 on:** May 19, 2015, 12:00:01 PM »

Could at least wait until they've figured out how to prevent cell damage, but I guess the future will be able to salvage his mangled neurons too, huh?

huckleberry · « **Reply #32334 on:** May 19, 2015, 12:09:45 PM »

It's like a Disney stan gone off the deep end.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #32335 on:** May 19, 2015, 12:39:59 PM »

Honestly if I had the money, I would also be frozen down. But more for people to come in and admire my dead frozen body, than hoping to come alive again.

suppadoopa · « **Reply #32336 on:** May 19, 2015, 01:00:37 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on May 18, 2015, 03:37:50 PM

Well I'm on a watchlist now. Fuck you Jansen, fuck you for real.

I-if clicking that OT makes you be on a watch list, t-then what about me who actually reviewed that game

Jansen · « **Reply #32337 on:** May 19, 2015, 01:49:35 PM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164427489&postcount=329

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #32338 on:** May 19, 2015, 02:31:10 PM »

Quote from: suppadoopa on May 19, 2015, 01:00:37 PM

Quote from: Steve Contra on May 18, 2015, 03:37:50 PM
Well I'm on a watchlist now. Fuck you Jansen, fuck you for real.

I-if clicking that OT makes you be on a watch list, t-then what about me who actually reviewed that game

Cascade · « **Reply #32339 on:** May 19, 2015, 02:40:13 PM »

:deadpos

Witcher 3 downgrade defenders eviscerated.

It's also not surprising that most of the defenders are PS4 fanboys who hadn't even heard of the Witcher before E3 2013 (AKA 8GB GDDR5 E3).

News:

Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 6017550 times)