Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt  (Read 6007711 times)

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Broseidon

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IIRC Sunny is 11 in MGR
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studyguy

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Isn't MGR dead now that Konami is doing whatever tho?
 :-\

Fuck that game was dope.
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nachobro

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studyguy

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Flashbacks to a terrible show.
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VomKriege

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ὕβρις

Joe Molotov

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Thugs need hugs.
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thisismyusername

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GAF down or just me?

helios

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It's down for me, too

Purple Filth

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Goddammit, Mauricio
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164360378&postcount=357

I've heard this tired old "justification" about 10 times from that fucker.

I guess all my real life nick names are sullied now.
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 :lol :lol

studyguy

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Guess the servers got a downgrade  ::)
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nudemacusers

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Of course...normal well adjusted people are always joking about how hot 13/14 year old kids are

But he wouldn't fuck macuser's ugly-ass kid, he has standards.
no that was some other jerk who said my kid was ugly  >:( :'(
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Eel O'Brian

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So that's why there are 63 guests :lol
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StealthFan

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As one of the best members on this board, I welcome all GAF lurkers.
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What did Nintendo do now?
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Eel O'Brian

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I heard they bought Sony
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Kara

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I heard they put Steve Youngblood in charge of friend codes.


Purple Filth

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I wonder how E3 is gonna go over there  :P


StealthFan

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Fantastic. Another /v/ thread about how Vita was a mistake.
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thisismyusername

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Fantastic. Another /v/ thread about how Vita was a mistake.

Link?

StealthFan

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Fantastic. Another /v/ thread about how Vita was a mistake.

Link?
http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/294937327/what-went-wrong

I wonder what VitaGAF will say when the system isn't even included in Sony's E3 conference.
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thisismyusername

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It'll be included. For maybe five minutes as a sizzler reel. And then they'll all go wild because they probably expect Sony to NOT include it at all.

Rufus

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Wasn't that what happened last time?


thisismyusername

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Wasn't that what happened last time?

Pretty close. But that had that stupid #JRPG hashtag campaign that ripped the rug out from under the owners with FF13 Agit--er--"Type-0"

I still remember the Playstation twitter fuckup when Type-0 HD was announced. First they announced it as Vita only, then for PS4, then said it wasn't for Vita at all, all within an hour. So many panties twisted.  :lol

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thisismyusername

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Why is the camera sideways? And why isn't he just using the stupid "PS4 Share" screenshot function? Compression?

Joe Molotov

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Why is the camera sideways? And why isn't he just using the stupid "PS4 Share" screenshot function? Compression?

Cuz then how are you supposed to see his sweet DAT OLED tv? :aah
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Himu

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Testing custom rank to see if it works :aah
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Jansen

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http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164382276&postcount=1

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We all die eventually. That's a fact. Some believe in one religion or another and some dont. At some point after getting married I found out about Cryonics after hearing (false) rumors that Walt Disney was cryonically preserved. I did (online) research on it and found a Cryonics company where I learned everything I currently know about Cryonics. It has become something I believe will eventually work and it is something I would like to set up and do for myself.

It's expensive. Even if I go threw the Life insurance route to pay for it it'll cost around $250.00 a month For the life insurance and membership dues. Everytime I try to bring the subject up she cause this insane arguement and always belittles and insults me. I won't mention the insults because they won't help the conversation.

 :what

Jansen

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http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1048106

Quote from: Zeyphersan;164384096
Alright, so since the first page is going to be nothing but jokes I'm hoping for some realness to hit on the second. It hasn't always been this bad, but let's say that recently my sexual stamina has been underwhelming. Both during sex and masturbating. I don't really care about the latter, but the former can be embarrassing for sure. I don't need to be some porn star fucking for hours on end, but I do need to step it up.

So what are some things I can do?

what is going on today

StealthFan

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I upped my Abilify and changed from Zoloft to Welbutron XL and my libido has increased. My sessions also go super fast tho :tocry Like...we're talking less than a minute when before I'd last an hour.

Thank G-d I don't have a girlfriend :goty
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OnlyRegret

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So that's why there are 63 guests :lol

Imagine the rush when Neogaf goes down for E3.

Eel O'Brian

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Maybe we'll even hit 80!
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zomgee

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Maybe we'll even hit 80!

What if they become members

Then what
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Fresh meat.  :phil

I'm a Puppy!

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More people to hate :rejoice

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Just kidding I love all of you
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except you brand new
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Phoenix Dark

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ToxicAdam

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If any more people join, I'll be forced to start a new splinter forum so I can bad mouth this place.




thisismyusername

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If any more people join, I'll be forced to start a new splinter forum so I can bad mouth this place.

The DemiJore?

StealthFan

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Lotsa casuals that can't handle The Witcher 3's jank :neogaf.
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Shaka Khan

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Any lurker who signs up today will get a free shirt with a screenprint of my penis.
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Lotsa casuals that can't handle The Witcher 3's jank :neogaf.

These weak ass fools have no idea of what real euro-jank is like. :neogaf

StealthFan

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I played Man Of Prey with the english fan patch :tocry Those slavs know their jank.
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Rufus

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=164414511#post164414511

:dead :comeon
Shoulda said fascist. Or cigarette for a more pommy joke more people would get.

I rate this humour daring, but mediocre. :tophat

Dennis

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http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164391424&postcount=151

 :hans1

"Baby I love you but not 'next-life love you', you know?"

I for one am shocked his wife isn't more supportive of his wishes.

huckleberry

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http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164382276&postcount=1

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We all die eventually. That's a fact. Some believe in one religion or another and some dont. At some point after getting married I found out about Cryonics after hearing (false) rumors that Walt Disney was cryonically preserved. I did (online) research on it and found a Cryonics company where I learned everything I currently know about Cryonics. It has become something I believe will eventually work and it is something I would like to set up and do for myself.

It's expensive. Even if I go threw the Life insurance route to pay for it it'll cost around $250.00 a month For the life insurance and membership dues. Everytime I try to bring the subject up she cause this insane arguement and always belittles and insults me. I won't mention the insults because they won't help the conversation.

 :what

Please tell me that post is a complicated troll I'm just too old to understand.
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Kara

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Read the whole OP, it's a real treat. :lol

Atramental

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Foolish, OP. THERE IS ONLY DEATH.  :cody

Becoming an expensive Human Popsicle isn't going to do jack shit.  :ufup

Rufus

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Could at least wait until they've figured out how to prevent cell damage, but I guess the future will be able to salvage his mangled neurons too, huh? :hitler

huckleberry

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It's like a Disney stan gone off the deep end.
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Mr Gilhaney

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Honestly if I had the money, I would also be frozen down. But more for people to come in and admire my dead frozen body, than hoping to come alive again.

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Well I'm on a watchlist now.  Fuck you Jansen, fuck you for real. :fbm

I-if clicking that OT makes you be on a watch list, t-then what about me who actually reviewed that game :stahp


OnlyRegret

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Well I'm on a watchlist now.  Fuck you Jansen, fuck you for real. :fbm

I-if clicking that OT makes you be on a watch list, t-then what about me who actually reviewed that game :stahp

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Cascade

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 :dead :deadpos





 :whew

Witcher 3 downgrade defenders eviscerated.

It's also not surprising that most of the defenders are PS4 fanboys who hadn't even heard of the Witcher before E3 2013 (AKA 8GB GDDR5 E3).