1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Just take it to PMs or I'll tear you both apart.

I'd be more afraid of a loose potato chip than yourself, sir, I've been hit harder by a slight wind gust.

 

[zomgee]

We might get us an infuriated Amirox soon. Playing the game of the personally offended by proxy. Let's wait and see. Right now we got a pile of zombies falling over each other for any perceived lack of offense.

[Take My Breh Away]

Splatoon review thread

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I've never met a black Tech Nine fan. And the only non-white fan I know is my brother, and he listens to cacdemons Five Finger Death Punch all the time.

My son went a show a while back that was Tyler the creator and Tech nine and some other dudes. He said him and his friends were the only black guys there and that's when he knew their shit was garbage.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Splatoon review thread

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Come on man you know gaf by now

Sony Stans: Defend games, clouds, and processing power to their last breath. Are awarded with tags

Nintendo stans: Stan only Mario and Smash brothers games, loli's, and, collectible figurines. Are usually just laughed at

XBox stans "Banned"

[octopushover]

Splatoon review thread

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10/10 for an incomplete game

how does nintendo get cut so much slack

[studyguy]

Someone stole a truckload of Splatoon

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Someone stole a truckload of Splatoon

 

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165381353&postcount=421

It's like even Sony themselves are falling for the bullshit no games narrative.

The Order
Bloodborne
MLB
Until Dawn

All this year is sparse? That's not even including indie games.

Sony fantardos resorting to attacking the god they love to protect their $400 investment 

[Tasty]

Splatoon review thread

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10/10 for an incomplete game

how does nintendo get cut so much slack

Maybe the game is, I dunno, good.

(^ Is not buying Splatoon.)

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165381353&postcount=421

It's like even Sony themselves are falling for the bullshit no games narrative.

The Order
Bloodborne
MLB
Until Dawn

All this year is sparse? That's not even including indie games.

Sony fantardos resorting to attacking the god they love to protect their $400 investment 

How did I know this would be a garbo shinobi602 thread.

[Tasty]

Splatoon review thread

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10/10 for an incomplete game

how does nintendo get cut so much slack

review score inflation is real, mayne

Not for Nintendo games, mayne.

[bork]

Splatoon review thread

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10/10 for an incomplete game

how does nintendo get cut so much slack

Jim Sterling says the game is awesome despite the lack of content.  Will buy now.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

THis new freaking trend of releasing unfinished games is something I never thought nintendo would do, to be honest. Kinda shocking.

[king of the internet]

The silver lining to Splatoon's critical acclaim is that it will make it's guranteed dismal sales even more painful for Nintendo dorks 

[Tasty]

SMG 1 & 2 got a bazillion 10/10s even though neither are better than SM64.

[mormapope]

SM64 is still the GOAT 3D Mario game.
 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I still can't get over nintendo releasing an incomplete IP. Now mind you I haven't owned a system since the Gamecube but that usually NEVER happened with them. Has that changed in the past few years?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

SM64 is still the GOAT 3D Mario game.
 

SMB3 bro, fuck right off.

Edit: Oh 3d, then yes I concur.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

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[mormapope]

I said 3D for a reason
 

[ToxicAdam]

I still like Sunshine better. It looked better and was more challenging.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165260097&postcount=20

No GZA? (Image removed from quote.)

gza is mad overrated real talk

Just thought it was interesting how PD used to rock a GZA avatar on this board and now he's not even worth mentioning.

I love GZA, he's one of my personal favorite rappers. But I decided to pick one Wu rapper for my top ten, and it has to be Ghost. He has the better catalog (although Liquid Swords is better than all of his albums), is probably the best storyteller is rap, is the most consistent rapper ever, etc.

[studyguy]

The silver lining to Splatoon's critical acclaim is that it will make it's guranteed dismal sales even more painful for Nintendo dorks 

I'll be genuinely surprised if it goes beyond like Bayonetta/W101 hardcore nerd demo.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

The silver lining to Splatoon's critical acclaim is that it will make it's guranteed dismal sales even more painful for Nintendo dorks 

I'll be genuinely surprised if it goes beyond like Bayonetta/W101 hardcore nerd demo.

Nah it's aimed at the kids isn't it? So it'll get die hards, hardcore nerds, and kids. So it's going to sell well. As it's WIIU i'm guessing at least 125 copies.

Oh wait and amirox. So 126 copies. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

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I agree doe, SMB3 is probably the goat mario game. Miyamoto at his finest. (Image removed from quote.)

My nicca

 

[zomgee]

The silver lining to Splatoon's critical acclaim is that it will make it's guranteed dismal sales even more painful for Nintendo dorks 

I'll be genuinely surprised if it goes beyond like Bayonetta/W101 hardcore nerd demo.

How couldn't it? It's the only online multiplayer shooter for the system from here on out.

It'll be looked back upon with the same reverence of Geist.

[Joe Molotov]

The dualities of arguing about GOAT rappers and GOAT Mario games in the same thread.

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j/k, they're both for children, so it makes perfect sense

[close]

[nachobro]

SMW is Mario perfection

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1052732

I told him to at least see some good anime that can teach him something, or make him discover some human emotions. Totally refuses.

 

[Your Stalker]

this nicca right here

[zomgee]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1052732

I told him to at least see some good anime that can teach him something, or make him discover some human emotions. Totally refuses.

 

I stared at that sentence for a good 45 seconds trying to make sense of it.

[nachobro]

That whole OP is a goddamn mess. Anime, living at home, calling himself a boy at 25, wanting to play The Order. 

[Shaka Khan]

Discover human emotions through anime, breh-kun.

[Shaka Khan]

Guess who have anxiety, and have several stress diseases, including a small hearth arrythmia. And guess who have a girlfriend.

I really want to smash his face against the wall. God. The world is fucking unfair.

There it is.

Nice guy full of anime-inspired human emotion is having trouble getting his d wet.

[Yulwei]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1052732

I told him to at least see some good anime that can teach him something, or make him discover some human emotions. Totally refuses.

 

that nicca trolling

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or at least i hope so anyways

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[Tasty]

SMW is Mario perfection

World and Galaxy, the GOAT platformer kings 

[dmj]

Genuinely surprised at the Splat review scores, I guess unfinished games deserve 10/10s now.

At least it'll sell bad and provide good NPD laughs.

[Brehvolution]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165311301&postcount=71

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165404162&postcount=760

Gamers only got themselves to blame, Sony went all out with first party exclusives last gen and they got shit on by the gaming press/gamers almost through the entire generation. It wasn't until near the end when things finally turned around.

Now we have people complaining about not enough exclusives, oh the irony.

PS3 revisionism 

People didn't shit on PS3 exclusives, people shat all over the idea of paying $600 for first party anything. I can play Uncharted 1, Resistance 1, and other forgettable as fuck games while 360 owners got Bioshock, Mass Effect, and other shit locked down at the time?

The PS3 wasn't "ownable" until MGS4 came out, even then its the worst MGS in the franchise.

[Tasty]

Lol I don't even care about Splatoon but the tears on this page about the reviews are giving me life.

Get butthurt when games turn out well, brehs.

"Bububu at least it'll bomb "

Reminds me of Amiibo (which I similarly don't care about.) "No way this'll do well." "Guaranteed bomb." "Too late after Skylanders." "Kids don't even know who Mario is anymore, they only play iPhones."

Oh the I felt when Amiibos single handedly returned Nintendo to profitability (another thing haters got salty about )

[studyguy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1052732

I told him to at least see some good anime that can teach him something, or make him discover some human emotions. Totally refuses.

 

I'm not gonna bother reading beyond the OP but that line at the end...

GUESS WHO HAS DISEASES AND WHO HAS A GIRLFRIEND

Does his brother have the girlfriend? I bet he doesn't spend time wanking on a forum about his brother riding his nuts.
The brother's already ahead in my book.




Also I don't get the white American mentality of trying to boot your kids out the door as young as possible tbh.
I was actively told to not move out early so I could save for my future and shit before I bounced. Like I don't get it for real.
Do white kids not get along with their parents or someshit?

[octopushover]

Splatoon review thread

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10/10 for an incomplete game

how does nintendo get cut so much slack

Maybe the game is, I dunno, good.

(^ Is not buying Splatoon.)

maybe they're mistaking the review score for the target audience's age

[zomgee]

Splatoon review thread

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10/10 for an incomplete game

how does nintendo get cut so much slack

Maybe the game is, I dunno, good.

(^ Is not buying Splatoon.)

maybe they're mistaking the review score for the target audience's age

sick burn

[Kara]

Discover human emotions through anime, breh-kun.

Black Lagoon taught me that I shouldn't let being a salaryman stand in the way of my dream of being a pirate.

[octopushover]

Splatoon review thread

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10/10 for an incomplete game

how does nintendo get cut so much slack

Maybe the game is, I dunno, good.

(^ Is not buying Splatoon.)

maybe they're mistaking the review score for the target audience's age

sick burn

thanks, i've been working on it since before andy was born   

[thisismyusername]

Lol I don't even care about Splatoon but the tears on this page about the reviews are giving me life.

Get butthurt when games turn out well, brehs.

Game can play well. The problem is longevity/traction in the fanbase to play it for more than a month AND sales.

We'll see if it's a success in those departments. I'm still pretty doubtful that they'll attract more than Hardcore Nintendo dudes like you and kids to it. It's not something Joe CallOfDuty will buy a Wii U for.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I just bought the witcher. If this many people praise it I have to give it a shot.

Of course it's a digital purchase and despite having a good speed I should be ready to play friday...sigh (10%)

Somebody better be ready to answer a shit ton of dumb questions in the witcher thread.

either y'all

Or I

We'll see

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

So is Opa-Ages dead or something? Haven't been able to pull up that site for two days now. I like looking at their 4chan image spam thread every now and then.

[Trent Dole]

It's always baffling when legitimate people (like Chuck D) end up being a juggalo.

For reals? In that case...

Also enjoy my feet.

[Steve Contra]

Jesus christ take out your fucking recycling already.

[nachobro]

Not composting

[Trent Dole]

Jesus christ take out your fucking recycling already.

lol, I know. Where I live doesn't actually do recycling but my folks live close by and there is a pick up for them so I bring it over every so often.

Not composting

How much of a goddamn hippie do I have to be to please you?

[nachobro]

Nah I'm just fucking around. Though I guess I inadvertently revealed my composting habits. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Lol I don't even care about Splatoon but the tears on this page about the reviews are giving me life.

Get butthurt when games turn out well, brehs.

"Bububu at least it'll bomb "

Reminds me of Amiibo (which I similarly don't care about.) "No way this'll do well." "Guaranteed bomb." "Too late after Skylanders." "Kids don't even know who Mario is anymore, they only play iPhones."

Oh the I felt when Amiibos single handedly returned Nintendo to profitability (another thing haters got salty about )

This is like when your little brother beats you in anything and spends the next 5 years reminding you of it. Wins are hard to come by these days for Nfans, so I can't begrudge you for clinging to this with every fiber of your existence.

[Mr. Nobody]

It's always baffling when legitimate people (like Chuck D) end up being a juggalo.

For reals? In that case...
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Also enjoy my feet.

That filth

[studyguy]

Who the fuck composts in real life. 

[nachobro]

in parts of CA they give you a bin for it. but otherwise anyone who grows something in their backyard.

[Steve Contra]

I have compost for my back yard.

[studyguy]

I lived on a farm for a good minute.
Gets some pigs. Never worry about composting ever again.
Those fuckers eat virtually anything.