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Phoenix Dark

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #660 on: September 20, 2014, 05:25:05 PM »
We're getting a brief glimpse into her private affairs, it isn't enough to make definitive statements IMO. Clearly she likes taking nudes, as do many others. Clearly she drinks and parties...as do most of us here.
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #661 on: September 20, 2014, 05:26:46 PM »
Yeah, stop being judgemental pricks.
And stop slut shaming her just because she takes nude pics.
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #662 on: September 20, 2014, 05:28:03 PM »
Be a SJW but violate celebrity women's right to privacy, brehs.

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #663 on: September 20, 2014, 05:32:31 PM »
Yeah, stop being judgemental pricks.
And stop slut shaming her just because she takes nude pics.
"At the end of the day we're all cum sluts."

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #664 on: September 20, 2014, 05:35:08 PM »
all of these pics are depressing.

it felt so wrong to look at mary winstead's nudes. i hope she can forgive me.  :tocry
she even used a filter

I definitely felt bad
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #665 on: September 20, 2014, 05:35:21 PM »
its like, i can't tell if they're depressing or funny :dead

http://i.imgur.com/IEK0S4v.jpg

finally, what I have been waiting for

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #666 on: September 20, 2014, 05:35:43 PM »
its like, i can't tell if they're depressing or funny :dead

http://i.imgur.com/IEK0S4v.jpg

she seems like such a bro.
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #667 on: September 20, 2014, 05:35:44 PM »
its like, i can't tell if they're depressing or funny :dead

http://i.imgur.com/IEK0S4v.jpg

Shaving her thighs?

Though that reaction is :dead

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #668 on: September 20, 2014, 05:39:24 PM »
don't have a link now. it was pretty shitty though and might have been jlaw but her tits where small.

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #669 on: September 20, 2014, 05:40:18 PM »
its like, i can't tell if they're depressing or funny :dead

http://i.imgur.com/IEK0S4v.jpg

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #670 on: September 20, 2014, 05:40:40 PM »

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Re: the jizzaster
« Reply #671 on: September 20, 2014, 05:41:02 PM »
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But wait one second...
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There was an old rumor when she was breaking out as a popular actress that her fast rise to the top was due to fucking Harvey Weinstein.  It could be The Mark of the Jew on her, to let others know that he hit it first.
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #672 on: September 20, 2014, 05:42:05 PM »

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Re: the jizzaster
« Reply #673 on: September 20, 2014, 05:42:09 PM »
The Mark of the Jew on her, to let others know that he hit it first.
wait is this a thing?
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #674 on: September 20, 2014, 05:44:15 PM »
I just hope someone is eating JLaw out. All these bj pics, the thought of no recip is depressing me.
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« Reply #675 on: September 20, 2014, 05:44:32 PM »
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #676 on: September 20, 2014, 05:46:03 PM »
i wanna know who these dudes are. they look a little flabbynsick
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #677 on: September 20, 2014, 05:47:08 PM »
They look fine to me.  ??? Sure, they aren't Adonis. But :comeon

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #678 on: September 20, 2014, 05:47:57 PM »


SFW Jlaw pics
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #679 on: September 20, 2014, 05:48:00 PM »
We're getting a brief glimpse into her private affairs, it isn't enough to make definitive statements IMO. Clearly she likes taking nudes, as do many others. Clearly she drinks and parties...as do most of us here.

I agree.  A few drunken selfies != alcoholism.  Otherwise 90% of girls between the ages of 16-24 are alcoholics.
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #680 on: September 20, 2014, 05:53:47 PM »
They look fine to me.  ??? Sure, they aren't Adonis. But :comeon
it's important to have standards in the men you watch women have sex with nopd
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #681 on: September 20, 2014, 05:54:37 PM »
the goofiness and general laid back nature of J-Law's leaks only confirm that her public persona was never an act and that people were fucking weird for thinking it was

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #682 on: September 20, 2014, 05:56:56 PM »

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« Reply #683 on: September 20, 2014, 05:58:58 PM »

Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #684 on: September 20, 2014, 06:06:16 PM »
I mean, if I were dating J-Law I doubt I would be sitting there telling her to slow down on the nudes when we hadn't seen eachother for two weeks.

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #685 on: September 20, 2014, 06:06:47 PM »
still the best leaked pic: http://i.imgur.com/G1R0gdN.jpg.
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #686 on: September 20, 2014, 06:09:29 PM »
Dammmmmmmmmmn Lake Bell and JLaw. Wanna smash them bodies through my screen.


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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #688 on: September 20, 2014, 06:15:50 PM »

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #689 on: September 20, 2014, 06:30:49 PM »
Be a SJW but violate celebrity women's right to privacy, brehs.

I don't think you could actually sustain this argument beyond a drive by or Squids copping to being Lupr0n the Third.

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Phoenix Dark

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #693 on: September 20, 2014, 07:08:20 PM »
from Rolling Stone a couple years ago:

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The Hunger Games actress, 21, covers the April 12 issue of Rolling Stone, where her friends and costars share memories of their charming but awkward first encounters with Lawrence.

"I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out," says Zoe Kravitz, 23, who was once Lawrence's costars in X-Men: First Class. "So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked."



"She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?'" Kravitz recalls. "And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'"

Woody Harrelson, who plays Lawrence's mentor Haymitch Abernathy in The Hunger Games, recalls his first meeting with the Oscar nominee. "I was on my bus," he tells Rolling Stone, "and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J-- is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me."

Yup. She's a freak. :heh

that awkward behavior isn't an act. she's just having fun out here yall.
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #694 on: September 20, 2014, 07:11:36 PM »
Would marry.  :noah

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« Reply #695 on: September 20, 2014, 07:18:11 PM »
Would marry.  :noah

I wouldn't. She's the type a girl who'd bang someone else 2 hours when she's away. Co-worker, neighbor, you name it.

=\ nah. That could be anyone breh. There is no archetype to cheating.

Lot of the freakiest, kinkiest, most down for anything sexually open women I have known are absurdly loyal. Obsessively even.

Might drive you crazy with how she interacts with her friends tho.

Atramental

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #696 on: September 20, 2014, 07:18:17 PM »
I wouldn't mind.  :tocry :hitler

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #697 on: September 20, 2014, 07:21:05 PM »
Would marry.  :noah

I wouldn't. She's the type a girl who'd bang someone else 2 hours when she's away. Co-worker, neighbor, you name it.

=\ nah. That could be anyone breh. There is no archetype to cheating.

Lot of the freakiest, kinkiest, most down for anything sexually open women I have known are absurdly loyal. Obsessively even.

I know, but she seems like a nympho, and that makes it a lot more likely.

Just because she is a nympho doesn't mean she'd be banging someone else, man. Maybe she'd get in on that dildo action while away?

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #698 on: September 20, 2014, 07:29:23 PM »
can someone repost the avril ones ty
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #699 on: September 20, 2014, 07:31:02 PM »
Lemme know when more Jill Scott pics surface

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #700 on: September 20, 2014, 07:34:34 PM »
they got taken donw
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #701 on: September 20, 2014, 07:46:57 PM »
Taken down?

K, I'm setting the time. Posts about slut shaming and how this is terribly wrong from posters of the pics in T-Minus 24 hours.
Get your guilt ready gentlemen.
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #702 on: September 20, 2014, 07:54:33 PM »
You don't have to be a slut shaming misogynist just because you appreciate a woman's beauty.
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #703 on: September 20, 2014, 08:07:04 PM »
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #704 on: September 20, 2014, 08:07:18 PM »
yo squiddy stfu taco and gtfo we don't need none this bs we just want to look at puss relax
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #705 on: September 20, 2014, 08:16:43 PM »
fall for blatant squiddy trolls 3/4s of the way through 2014 brehs.
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #706 on: September 20, 2014, 08:17:12 PM »
:pacspit
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #707 on: September 20, 2014, 08:18:30 PM »
fall for blatant squiddy trolls 3/4s of the way through 2014 brehs.

Sometimes I feel like the Bore is actually the longest game of Paranoia played in human history.

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #708 on: September 20, 2014, 08:32:24 PM »
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #709 on: September 20, 2014, 08:34:28 PM »
she's gotta be turned 90 degrees
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #710 on: September 20, 2014, 08:36:22 PM »
ya she dead, not dancing. 

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #711 on: September 20, 2014, 08:36:34 PM »
That ain't true to the OG though.

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #712 on: September 20, 2014, 08:50:00 PM »
*****

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #713 on: September 20, 2014, 08:52:45 PM »
No nudes :(
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #714 on: September 20, 2014, 09:12:13 PM »
finally a guy with a good body :flabbypd
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #715 on: September 20, 2014, 09:38:49 PM »
Why isn't there some image hosting site run out of Somalia or something where no one can get pics taken down?

It blows my mind that in 2014, a cease and desist can still work.

:what

There is dude.  There are plenty of sites like this
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #717 on: September 20, 2014, 10:25:23 PM »
french maid outfit

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #718 on: September 20, 2014, 10:36:56 PM »
please repost, dead link