jizzaster III: the return of the jizz

[Phoenix Dark]

We're getting a brief glimpse into her private affairs, it isn't enough to make definitive statements IMO. Clearly she likes taking nudes, as do many others. Clearly she drinks and parties...as do most of us here.

[Squiddy]

Yeah, stop being judgemental pricks.
And stop slut shaming her just because she takes nude pics.

[Dennis]

Be a SJW but violate celebrity women's right to privacy, brehs.

[Atramental]

Yeah, stop being judgemental pricks.
And stop slut shaming her just because she takes nude pics.

"At the end of the day we're all cum sluts."

-Kierkegaard

[spindashing]

all of these pics are depressing.

it felt so wrong to look at mary winstead's nudes. i hope she can forgive me. 

she even used a filter

I definitely felt bad

[Madrun Badrun]

its like, i can't tell if they're depressing or funny

http://i.imgur.com/IEK0S4v.jpg

finally, what I have been waiting for

[bud]

its like, i can't tell if they're depressing or funny

http://i.imgur.com/IEK0S4v.jpg

she seems like such a bro.

[thisismyusername]

its like, i can't tell if they're depressing or funny

http://i.imgur.com/IEK0S4v.jpg

Shaving her thighs?

Though that reaction is

[Madrun Badrun]

don't have a link now. it was pretty shitty though and might have been jlaw but her tits where small.

[Dickie Dee]

its like, i can't tell if they're depressing or funny

http://i.imgur.com/IEK0S4v.jpg

[Madrun Badrun]

http://i.imgur.com/Zkt4QQ7.jpg wowo

http://i.imgur.com/0a7QwIJ.jpg

wowowowowo

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

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But wait one second...
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There was an old rumor when she was breaking out as a popular actress that her fast rise to the top was due to fucking Harvey Weinstein.  It could be The Mark of the Jew on her, to let others know that he hit it first.

[Madrun Badrun]

http://i.imgur.com/aJehDhY.jpg

jlaw bj

[nudemacusers]

The Mark of the Jew on her, to let others know that he hit it first.

wait is this a thing?

[Phoenix Dark]

I just hope someone is eating JLaw out. All these bj pics, the thought of no recip is depressing me.

[Squiddy]

http://puu.sh/bH6zI.webm

 

[nudemacusers]

i wanna know who these dudes are. they look a little flabbynsick

[thisismyusername]

They look fine to me.  Sure, they aren't Adonis. But

[Squiddy]

SFW Jlaw pics

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

We're getting a brief glimpse into her private affairs, it isn't enough to make definitive statements IMO. Clearly she likes taking nudes, as do many others. Clearly she drinks and parties...as do most of us here.

I agree.  A few drunken selfies != alcoholism.  Otherwise 90% of girls between the ages of 16-24 are alcoholics.

[nudemacusers]

They look fine to me.  Sure, they aren't Adonis. But

it's important to have standards in the men you watch women have sex with nopd

[Pickles the Firecat]

the goofiness and general laid back nature of J-Law's leaks only confirm that her public persona was never an act and that people were fucking weird for thinking it was

[Madrun Badrun]

http://i.imgur.com/H6xcgfk.jpg

[thisismyusername]

nopd

Total PD there, hon.

[Pickles the Firecat]

I mean, if I were dating J-Law I doubt I would be sitting there telling her to slow down on the nudes when we hadn't seen eachother for two weeks.

[bud]

still the best leaked pic: http://i.imgur.com/G1R0gdN.jpg.

[I Once Loved Donuts]

Dammmmmmmmmmn Lake Bell and JLaw. Wanna smash them bodies through my screen.

[Cheddahz]

http://i.minus.com/iqrr5NqLIPIWP.gif

plaza

[zepblackstar]

http://i.imgur.com/FCJTWrH.jpg

 

[Kara]

Be a SJW but violate celebrity women's right to privacy, brehs.

I don't think you could actually sustain this argument beyond a drive by or Squids copping to being Lupr0n the Third.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10137374/
http://109.imagebam.com/download/Rc8EeaOzck52mfjCcwDGMw/35262/352612691/IMG_6438attachment_3061.JPG

it's not enough.

[kingkitty]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10137374/
http://109.imagebam.com/download/Rc8EeaOzck52mfjCcwDGMw/35262/352612691/IMG_6438attachment_3061.JPG

it's not enough.

edit: nvm it got taken down I guess

[zepblackstar]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10137374/
http://109.imagebam.com/download/Rc8EeaOzck52mfjCcwDGMw/35262/352612691/IMG_6438attachment_3061.JPG

it's not enough.

 Wade/Union phone cover

 

[Phoenix Dark]

from Rolling Stone a couple years ago:

The Hunger Games actress, 21, covers the April 12 issue of Rolling Stone, where her friends and costars share memories of their charming but awkward first encounters with Lawrence.

"I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out," says Zoe Kravitz, 23, who was once Lawrence's costars in X-Men: First Class. "So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked."



"She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?'" Kravitz recalls. "And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'"

Woody Harrelson, who plays Lawrence's mentor Haymitch Abernathy in The Hunger Games, recalls his first meeting with the Oscar nominee. "I was on my bus," he tells Rolling Stone, "and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J-- is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me."

Yup. She's a freak.

that awkward behavior isn't an act. she's just having fun out here yall.

[Atramental]

Would marry. 

[Pickles the Firecat]

Would marry. 

I wouldn't. She's the type a girl who'd bang someone else 2 hours when she's away. Co-worker, neighbor, you name it.

=\ nah. That could be anyone breh. There is no archetype to cheating.

Lot of the freakiest, kinkiest, most down for anything sexually open women I have known are absurdly loyal. Obsessively even.

Might drive you crazy with how she interacts with her friends tho.

[Atramental]

I wouldn't mind. 

[thisismyusername]

Would marry. 

I wouldn't. She's the type a girl who'd bang someone else 2 hours when she's away. Co-worker, neighbor, you name it.

=\ nah. That could be anyone breh. There is no archetype to cheating.

Lot of the freakiest, kinkiest, most down for anything sexually open women I have known are absurdly loyal. Obsessively even.

I know, but she seems like a nympho, and that makes it a lot more likely.

Just because she is a nympho doesn't mean she'd be banging someone else, man. Maybe she'd get in on that dildo action while away?

[MyNameIsMethodis]

can someone repost the avril ones ty

[Mr. Nobody]

Lemme know when more Jill Scott pics surface

[MyNameIsMethodis]

they got taken donw

[I'm a Puppy!]

Taken down?

K, I'm setting the time. Posts about slut shaming and how this is terribly wrong from posters of the pics in T-Minus 24 hours.
Get your guilt ready gentlemen.

[Squiddy]

You don't have to be a slut shaming misogynist just because you appreciate a woman's beauty.

[toku]

Lake Bell

[StealthFan]

yo squiddy stfu taco and gtfo we don't need none this bs we just want to look at puss relax

[Phoenix Dark]

fall for blatant squiddy trolls 3/4s of the way through 2014 brehs.

[StealthFan]

[Kara]

fall for blatant squiddy trolls 3/4s of the way through 2014 brehs.

Sometimes I feel like the Bore is actually the longest game of Paranoia played in human history.

[Squiddy]

[TakingBackSunday]

she's gotta be turned 90 degrees

[Madrun Badrun]

ya she dead, not dancing. 

[Squiddy]

That ain't true to the OG though.

[team filler]

  http://i.imgur.com/JMCw5Ap.jpg

[TakingBackSunday]

No nudes

[nudemacusers]

finally a guy with a good body

[TakingBackSunday]

Why isn't there some image hosting site run out of Somalia or something where no one can get pics taken down?

It blows my mind that in 2014, a cease and desist can still work.

There is dude.  There are plenty of sites like this

[AdmiralViscen]

http://i.imgur.com/Zkt4QQ7.jpg wowo

http://i.imgur.com/0a7QwIJ.jpg

wowowowowo

What was the second pic

[Madrun Badrun]

french maid outfit

[AdmiralViscen]

please repost, dead link

[Atramental]

please repost, dead link

http://112.imagebam.com/download/JeVfIw0zAXk4j6FtFKDO9g/35260/352595285/law%20%2843%29.jpg