In the kitchen there's a bottle of Pliny the Elder ale.

BUT, as if knowledge that there's a fucking craft beer walking around running Pliny the Elder's good name into the ground wasn't bad enough, Pliny the Elder's label tells you that he was just a
historical figure.
Not
historic, HISTORICAL.

Fuck beer. That shit nourished my ancestors during slavery and you fucking cretins have ruined it.
If you need me I'll be in Val-de-Travers.
