On Thursday my latinx ladyfriend called me late in the evening saying she was coming over and had something important to talk to me about. I said sure ok. Sat down and contemplated the future of my life as a father. I assumed she was pregnant....figured when we seemingly had period sex, maybe it was just irregular bleeding or something. Instead she made me go through all that shit just to come over and...ask if I would go to dinner with her and her sister, who was in town.
We've been good about our "no meeting family, we're just having fun" policy, although I did briefly meet her grandma a few weeks ago at an event. Anyway I agreed, took a sigh of relief and said I thought you were going to say something else.
Her: What?
Me: That you were pregnant
Her: And what would you have said if I was...?
Me: I guess I'd ask if you want to get married lol...
It seemed like a good idea at the time. It wasn't a good idea brehs
Her heart seemingly melted into puddy and she got all emotional (in a happy/impressed way).
The extent of my fuck up became clear on Friday night at dinner, when her sister said "so I heard you might be joining the family soon. Just kidding."
She told her sister and god knows who else. Send mixed signals to family oriented Latina brehs.
