Went to the hospital today for a doctor's appointment.
-Couldn't eat or drink anything in the morning. Just noting for later.
-Took almost 20 minutes to find parking. Some douchebag with a Mustang parked it across two spaces.

-Got covered in some nasty goo while they did an ultra sound (results were all good though!)

-All they had to clean up with were paper towels. Didn't work well.

-Went to the doctor after this and the receptionist looked at me like this when I told her my name:

-Turns out that the ultra sound took so damn long that they thought I wasn't coming and the doctor left.

-Was given a bunch of paperwork to fill out that already had all my info filled in. Pretty sure this was to waste time.

-Was put in a room and waited over an hour for the doctor to show up. Pretty sure she went to lunch.

-Started getting crazy hungry and agitated. Left after being there for a total of
three hours.

-Got 'lost' leaving the massive parking deck and ended up driving through it twice.

-Ran into a shitload of traffic coming home. Highway was crazy and the lack of food was making me get angry.
-Took an offramp near my folks' place to see if I could get some food. Went to the first thing I saw- a Chik-Fil-A, which had a massive queue of cars. And of course the two cars ahead of me also turned to go in. Noped out.
-One of the cars decided to leave too but didn't signal and almost hit me. Thanks, douchebag #2.

-Went to a Wendy's nearby. Driving up, I only saw one car at the window. Then seemingly out of nowhere, six more cars all converge on the Wendy's and all line up at the drive-through. At this point I'm beginning to think that
Xenu or some cosmic force is fucking with me.
-Start going towards home and hit more insane traffic. It's like 2:30 PM and it shouldn't be like this at all. I keep getting stuck behind crazy idiots or old folks going 15 MPH. Am now so hungry that I'm just raging and shit-talking to myself.

-Tried to go to a gas station but saw a line of cars waiting to leave that nobody would let out. Noped out again and kept going.

-Went to a different Wendy's and got something to eat. No cars on the road here. I go to leave and suddenly a shitload of cars all start coming.

It's just one of those days.
-Hit every single red light during this whole thing, too.

-Get home and rush to eat and then go walk the poor dog, who has now been waiting for five hours to get out.

The traffic in this area has gotten to the point that it's like being in rush hour 24/7. Today really made me think that it might be time to consider getting the hell out of this general area. It's nice being fairly close to work but it just sucks so bad trying to get out and do anything.