Author Topic: Conspiracy theories (Read 328314 times)

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2880 on:** December 05, 2022, 09:27:55 AM »

You hardly ever see Obama anymore, he's clearly been replaced with CGI after his molecular structure disintegrated around the end of his 2nd term.

Nintex · « **Reply #2881 on:** December 05, 2022, 02:29:51 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #2882 on:** December 11, 2022, 01:44:54 PM »

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #2883 on:** December 11, 2022, 02:22:04 PM »

Semi-related, but can Rogan only get dog shit guests now that he lives in the some dump in Texas

He'd usually have a decent ratio of people you'd wanna hear mixed in with his usual gabble of shit comics, right wing grifters and army/hunter losers.

He used to have Tim Dillion and Ediie Bravo on all the time, now its that fat bum Shane Gillis.

benjipwns · « **Reply #2884 on:** December 12, 2022, 12:25:23 AM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #2885 on:** December 12, 2022, 12:31:21 AM »

What is Elon trying to tell me about Robin Williams' death?

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #2886 on:** December 13, 2022, 10:07:35 PM »

Spider-Man found the Ark of the Covenant!!!

https://m.

james · « **Reply #2887 on:** December 13, 2022, 10:52:12 PM »

Hearing rumors that both the US and China are doing everything they can to block the next twitter files, which are about the true origin of covid.

Theyve turned on the weather machines in an attempt to kill millions and change the narratives...but the machines are slow and it wont be dangerous for another 7-11 days.

If you dont maintain a large supply of warm blankets and MyPillows, get shopping NOW

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #2888 on:** December 15, 2022, 10:59:09 PM »

Whites hats not a fan of Trump NFTs.

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White Hats’ heads were spinning Thursday morning after President Donald J. Trump unveiled his newest sales pitch—a $99 non-fungible token (NFT) of him wearing a superhero costume and telling buyers each purchase included a chance to dine with him at Mar-a-Lago, a source in General David H. Berger’s office told Real Raw News.

General Berger, our source said, gaped at the announcement in utter disbelief as he fielded phone calls from councilmembers who, too, wondered why the man who had empowered them to pursue Deep State arrests and restore order to a fractured nation developed a sudden fascination with trading cards.

Trump’s statement came two days after he posted to Truth Social: “AMERICA NEEEDS A SUPERHERO I will be making a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT tomorrow. Thank you!”

What concerned Gen. Berger the most, our source said, was that Trump Tuesday evening telegraphed the military echelon that he’d be delivering a message of “monumental” importance that would resonate among the American populace “like nothing this country has ever seen.” Gen. Berger had at once emailed Trump, asking for clarification, and Trump wrote back, “You’ll see. This is what the country has been waiting for. It’s huge.”

According to our source, General Berger and his council of twelve thought Trump planned a big reveal: to tell the citizenry that criminals like Hillary Clinton, George Bush, and members of the criminal Biden regime had been tried, convicted, and executed at Guantanamo Bay. Or maybe that Nancy Pelosi, whose military tribunal is still underway at GITMO, would soon head to gallows.

But such a revelation never surfaced. Instead, MAGA patriots got a picture of Trump wearing a red jumpsuit and thigh-high blue boots with the number “45” stenciled at the knee, and text reading, “Collect all your favorite digital Trump trading cards.”

“General Berger’s phone was ringing constantly,” our source said. “His advisors and White Hat officers across the country couldn’t believe what they were seeing, literally. Many of them criticized his allegiance to Trump and said it was time to jump ship before it’s too late, that Trump lost his marbles. I think he talked to 50 people last night, if not more. Only one, Col. Brent Lindemen, said something seemed off.”

Col. Lindeman, our source said, told Gen. Berger that the real President Trump was either kidnapped or killed and replaced by a doppelganger. Lindeman first pointed to Trump’s 2024 presidential announcement speech, which, according to many astute observers, seemed restrained, timid, and “unTrumpish.” Lindeman then told Gen. Berger that the real President Trump would not have dined with Kanye West and Nick Fuentes at Mar-a-Lago, especially with Navy SEALs vetting every guest.

“With respect, General, we should consider the real possibility Trump is not Trump,” Col. Lindemen reportedly said. “We know this happens. We know it has been happening.”

Gen. Berger, however, was reluctant to believe Trump had been replaced by a body double or clone. President Trump, Gen. Berger said, had been under “protective guard” and heightened security for years.

In closing, our source said that Gen. Berger will hold an emergency meeting to “entertain the possibility.”

Has Trump been a clone this whole time???

https://realrawnews.com/2022/12/military-heads-spin-as-trump-turns-to-nfts/

Also:
https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1603508381171458066

benjipwns · « **Reply #2889 on:** December 16, 2022, 01:04:06 PM »

Berger quits!

Quote from: https://realrawnews.com/2022/12/gen-berger-steps-down-as-commander-of-white-hats/

Tensions between President Donald J. Trump and Marine Corps General David H. Berger have caused the latter to “step down” his post as commander of the White Hat Partition of the U.S. military, a source in the general’s office said Thursday afternoon.

General Berger, who had helmed the White Hats for two years and orchestrated several Deep Sate arrests, reached his decision ahead of a terse telephone chat with President Trump this afternoon. The general told Trump he appreciated his trust but could no longer effectively lead the White Hat coalition because he felt “out of the loop and in the dark.”

“Mr. President, if you don’t share your moves, it imperils my position. I have taken a significant oath, and kept it. Your reluctance, sir, to keep me appraised of what you plan to do has weakened my station,” Gen. Berger told Trump.

Quote from: https://realrawnews.com/2022/12/general-berger-names-his-replacement/

General David H. Berger Thursday night put a quick end to speculation over who would fill his shoes as commander of the White Hat partition of the United States military. He had summoned his council—currently 12 high-ranking officers from all branches of the armed forces—to an encrypted video call to deliver the news: His successor would be Assistant Commandant of The Marine Corps Eric M. Smith, a valiant, battle-hardened officer who had led Marines into combat in Iraq and Afghanistan.

His meritorious accolades are legendary, and Marines revere him. Afghanistan and Iraq aside, Gen. Smith commanded U.S. Marine Corps Forces Southern Command, 1st Marine Division, III Marine Expeditionary Force, and Marine Corps Combat Development Command.

More recently, he had helped draft the battle plan that allowed a joint Special Operations task force to seize FEMA’s Mount Weather stronghold.

Gen. Smith, who was absent the call, would assume command of all White Hat military operations effective January 1, Gen. Berger said, adding that he’d retain authority in the interim.

“General Smith is the right Marine for this job,” General Berger told the council. “Many of you have met him, and know his reputation. The few of you who haven’t will get to know him soon enough. He’s no nonsense. A Marine and a true patriot. He’s gonna shake things up, and you’ll show him the same respect and deference you’ve shown me. I’ll still be around, advising from the lines. But General Smith will be quarterbacking.”

General Berger wouldn’t publicly explain his reasons for stepping down, a source familiar with the call told Real Raw News, but said, “Any stories floating around of a seething hatred between me and President Trump are grossly exaggerated. We’ve had a few differences lately, that’s all. My reasons are my own. And I’ll tell you all this, General Smith won’t tolerate quacky tales about a Donald Trump clone or double sitting at Mar-a-Lago, so get your heads on straight. Trump gave us this charge, and you, all of you, answered his call.”

In closing, our source said Gen. Berger segued into a brief, heartfelt speech, saying he felt he had served the White Hat community and his president with pride, dignity, and honor, and he implored the council to “keep fighting the good fight, even on the darkest days.”

Nintex · « **Reply #2890 on:** December 16, 2022, 02:05:23 PM »

Well Flynn the fact that you would fire someone with a great idea immediately is the reason why you didn't make $4.5 million in 12 hours selling Photoshopped pictures of yourself.

Trump doing a 7 minute video on policy is a bigger sign that he's been cloned than a NFT grift tbh.

Nintex · « **Reply #2891 on:** December 16, 2022, 02:55:41 PM »

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1603571645603631104

benjipwns · « **Reply #2892 on:** December 19, 2022, 02:47:30 AM »

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Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #2893 on:** December 19, 2022, 03:38:32 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on December 18, 2022, 07:30:33 PM

https://twitter.com/lexfridman/status/1604627087385661440

Who is this clown

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #2894 on:** December 20, 2022, 10:49:37 AM »

lol at him being punked by known little bitch eric "the shitter brother" weinstein

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #2895 on:** December 22, 2022, 09:24:55 PM »

Democrats rigging contract negotiations now too.

https://twitter.com/DKanner10/status/1605590769938550785

benjipwns · « **Reply #2896 on:** December 22, 2022, 09:39:24 PM »

Check HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP for his real physical results!

james · « **Reply #2897 on:** December 23, 2022, 01:36:41 PM »

Quote from: james on December 13, 2022, 10:52:12 PM

Hearing rumors that both the US and China are doing everything they can to block the next twitter files, which are about the true origin of covid.

Theyve turned on the weather machines in an attempt to kill millions and change the narratives...but the machines are slow and it wont be dangerous for another 7-11 days.

If you dont maintain a large supply of warm blankets and MyPillows, get shopping NOW

The weather machines are working at full strength

https://twitter.com/ONwxchaser/status/1605633366182592513

benjipwns · « **Reply #2898 on:** December 23, 2022, 07:27:58 PM »

Huron stays losing.

benjipwns · « **Reply #2899 on:** December 29, 2022, 11:33:03 PM »

Quote from: https://www.gofundme.com/f/9th-amendment-challenge-to-social-medium-abuse

In one fell swoop, this petition to SCOTUS can stop all social medium discrimination against a pro-Palestine user or against any other social medium user and his content.

There is more!

Do you want to own a substantial part of a social medium platform?

I have realized that potential supporters of this fundraiser probably don't understand the implication of my current litigation,

which is captioned Martillo v. Twitter and
which is headed to the US Supreme Court.

Denial of common carriage takes place on a point-to-point transportation request.

Each of my comments and posts is supposed to be transported to all 1,200 of my followers (at least). I make as many as ten posts or comments per day. The penalty paid to the victim of a denial of common carriage is typically $50-$500. (The federal penalty is larger.)

For the sake of argument, suppose one is suspended for 60 days. The penalty paid to the victim is between $50 * 60 * 1200 = $3,600,000 and $36,000,000.

I happen to have a lot of followers, but practically every pro-Palestine user is often suspended for a month at a time or may be permanently suspended.

There is no money associated with a grant of cert. The litigation before SCOTUS is set-up for the class action lawsuit in federal district court. While this lawsuit goes forward, even if SCOTUS does not grant cert, it will be much easier to defeat the class of discriminatory social medium platforms if I prevail before SCOTUS. (I have a thumbs-up from one of the top US Constitutional scholars, and there is a substantial likelihood of a grant of cert.)

Do you really trust either Elon Musk or Mark Zuckerberg with the ownership of a major social medium platform?

We can end up with significant ownership of every major social medium firm.
Palestinians will be able to sue the class of discriminatory social medium platforms for torts, which are caused by group distributor libel, by genocide incitement under the Alien Tort Statute, and by violation of international expropriation law under the Foreign Sovereign Immunities act.
Major social medium platforms will fund the rehabilitation of Palestinians, the removal of the person who believes in the development and protection of a Jewish nation colonial settler locust swarm, and the restoration of Palestine.

For this reason, each of my followers should chip in $5 to $10 to my campaign,

It's time to nail the willing helpers (Hilfswillige) of the person who believes in the development and protection of a Jewish nation genocide.

I am Jewish. I used Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, and Medium to find contracts until I was gang-reported and permanently suspended because I mentioned that a Palestinian woman and I were in love. Between Covid and the gang reporting, my income was destroyed. I filed a complaint in Federal District Court, but the District Court filtered out the complaint before service on the basis of Section 230. The Court of Appeals for the First Circuit upheld the District Court.

I used to work with the AT&T legal department. AT&T provided several services similar to those which a social medium platform offers. The District and Appellate Courts are either severely confused or lying, possibly for ideological reasons. My situation is hardly unique, and the public can fight such injustice.

We can't allow confused Courts, racist social medium platforms, and white racist gangs of users of these platforms to bring back the culture of Jim Crow not only in the USA but on a global scale.

A social medium platform is a message common carrier.

A social medium platform has no First Amendment right to discriminate against a user or his content. Yet, a user has a Ninth Amendment right to non-discriminatory message common carriage.

A unique legal conjunction is taking place because at least three significant cases are going before US Supreme Court to challenge the incorrect and unconstitutional interpretation of Section 230. Not one of these cases makes the persuasive and critical Originalist or Textualist argument that I bring forward in my petition to SCOTUS for a writ of certiorari to the Court of Appeals for the First Circuit. I wish I could raise the money to hire a top litigator to present the Ninth Amendment argument to SCOTUS, but I am starting small by seeking help in raising the money to print up the booklet, in which SCOTUS requires the petition to be filed. The estimated cost is approximately $5,000 -- it is not cheap to ask SCOTUS to review a case. The original estimate was $10,000, but I found a better and more reasonable publisher.

The argument is legal and technological but should be understandable to a layperson. The argument can be found on pp. 21-60 in the petition.

Below is a short example from the text. Please read at least this brief excerpt from the petition and contribute to this fundraiser. The abuses of a social medium platform harm the US political and social system. The impunity of a social medium platform must be ended as quickly as possible.

If I can detect just a minor teeny tiny flaw, this is not how you get something to the Supreme Court.

Nintex · « **Reply #2900 on:** January 02, 2023, 07:41:27 PM »

https://twitter.com/liz_churchill8/status/1609694209849565186

you did what now Mike?

Nintex · « **Reply #2901 on:** January 11, 2023, 01:03:23 PM »

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1613232256385966099

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #2902 on:** January 11, 2023, 01:09:14 PM »

Every Alex Jones clip I see where he doesn't say ladies and gentlemen destroys a small part of my soul

chronovore · « **Reply #2903 on:** January 11, 2023, 07:35:09 PM »

Quote from: Pissy F Benny on January 11, 2023, 01:09:14 PM

Every Alex Jones clip I see ~~where he doesn't say ladies and gentlemen~~ destroys a small part of my soul

FTFY

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #2904 on:** January 12, 2023, 07:15:04 PM »

Quote from: Pissy F Benny on January 12, 2023, 07:00:40 PM

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If Kevin McCarthy really is the Speaker of the House, wouldn’t he have gotten the keys to Pelosi’s dungeon?

Does he not care about the January 6th political prisoners or maybe Pelosi is still the one in charge?

benjipwns · « **Reply #2905 on:** January 12, 2023, 07:28:33 PM »

https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1613582883473743874

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2906 on:** January 13, 2023, 12:28:59 AM »

Don’t forget about goblins.

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goblin deez nuts

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Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #2907 on:** January 13, 2023, 09:52:19 PM »

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1613708541264633856

maybe I should start saying school shootings are false flags too.

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Potato · « **Reply #2908 on:** January 14, 2023, 01:57:47 AM »

Anyone else find it curious that Cardinal George Pell was going to anonymously drop an essay criticising the Pope as disastrous for the catholic church and then winds up dying from "complications" during hip surgery?

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #2909 on:** January 14, 2023, 07:21:17 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on January 13, 2023, 09:52:19 PM

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1613708541264633856

maybe I should start saying school shootings are false flags too.

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That’s the check bro

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #2910 on:** January 15, 2023, 12:20:12 PM »

Quote from: Potato on January 14, 2023, 01:57:47 AM

Anyone else find it curious that Cardinal George Pell was going to anonymously drop an essay criticising the Pope as disastrous for the catholic church and then winds up dying from "complications" during hip surgery?

The Vatican has order hits on 3 us presidents (successful on 2 of them). A cardinal would be small fry for them.

Snoopycat_ · « **Reply #2911 on:** January 15, 2023, 08:35:12 PM »

The reason Daniel Radcliffe is so short is because JK Rowling spiked his meals with anti growth hormone pills so she could make more films. Seriously. Look into it.

Nintex · « **Reply #2912 on:** January 20, 2023, 06:29:24 PM »

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1616245697526878208

So Tuckey, if Nixon hadn't choked like a dog and actually did his job and dismantled the CIA we wouldn't be in this mess?

Nintex · « **Reply #2913 on:** January 21, 2023, 04:59:21 AM »

https://twitter.com/BrightInsight6/status/1616460575223205890

Sounds like we're close to solving this mystery

Polident Hive · « **Reply #2914 on:** January 21, 2023, 09:30:59 AM »

That conspiracy is just the plot to Assassin’s Creed.

Nintex · « **Reply #2915 on:** January 21, 2023, 09:42:00 AM »

The conspiracy space continues to evolve even though there are some evergreen subjects like JFK and pedo's.

I wonder if in a few years we'll see folks like this attempt to find Kingdom Hearts like they are searching for Atlantis.

benjipwns · « **Reply #2916 on:** January 23, 2023, 09:44:19 PM »

https://twitter.com/Rich_Cooper/status/1617144946653556736

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2917 on:** January 23, 2023, 10:40:21 PM »

Huge if true (like China has)

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #2918 on:** January 24, 2023, 07:11:35 AM »

Pretty sure UBI is the opposite of austerity

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #2919 on:** January 24, 2023, 01:48:58 PM »

https://twitter.com/rothschildmd/status/1617921245382848513

I thought there was something funny about the game on Sunday. Snow was probably cgi’d since I can’t believe Buffalo gets that much snow in January.

james · « **Reply #2920 on:** January 24, 2023, 01:49:46 PM »

https://twitter.com/SpartaJustice/status/1617615000977412096

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2921 on:** January 24, 2023, 11:22:11 PM »

True if huge

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #2922 on:** January 25, 2023, 11:22:02 AM »

I've just recently learned about the weird Sheriff cult, where some of them think they have more power than the president or some shit

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #2923 on:** January 25, 2023, 12:50:39 PM »

also some Patriots apparently believe you can spread the vaccine just like you can the virus

james · « **Reply #2924 on:** January 26, 2023, 01:25:15 AM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/NASAJPL/status/1618436980521721857

james · « **Reply #2925 on:** January 26, 2023, 07:21:06 PM »

You guys hear about the egg shortage?

Whats actually happening is that Bill Gates developed something that will stop women from getting pregnant so he can depopulate the planet. Well, it leaked into the chicken population and theyre not laying eggs. Bird flu is just a cover.

The human population will start noticing the effects in 6 months or so.

Watch Children of men.

BIONIC · « **Reply #2926 on:** January 26, 2023, 07:34:43 PM »

Quote from: james on January 26, 2023, 07:21:06 PM

The human population will start noticing the effects in 6 months or so.

Watch Children of men.

Is that the Junior sequel?

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #2927 on:** January 27, 2023, 01:00:21 PM »

Quote from: james on January 26, 2023, 07:21:06 PM

You guys hear about the egg shortage?

Whats actually happening is that Bill Gates developed something that will stop women from getting pregnant so he can depopulate the planet. Well, it leaked into the chicken population and theyre not laying eggs. Bird flu is just a cover.

The human population will start noticing the effects in 6 months or so.

Watch Children of men.

shut the fuck up nintex