The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[Mr. Nobody]

Being attracted to girls under 16 is normal. Kings used to marry underraged girls all the time. Ordinary girls would wed and bear children at 12-14 years old. Chalk this up to another failure of modern PC society. In Japan and China, the age of consent is 13 and 14, respectively. More proof that my soul belongs in the East.

Elvis had the right idea the whole time.

 

[octopushover]

Being attracted to girls under 16 is normal. Kings used to marry underraged girls all the time. Ordinary girls would wed and bear children at 12-14 years old. Chalk this up to another failure of modern PC society. In Japan and China, the age of consent is 13 and 14, respectively. More proof that my soul belongs in the East.

Elvis had the right idea the whole time.

this is extra annoying because you're thinking of jerry lee lewis

[Mods Help]

Being attracted to girls under 16 is normal. Kings used to marry underraged girls all the time. Ordinary girls would wed and bear children at 12-14 years old. Chalk this up to another failure of modern PC society. In Japan and China, the age of consent is 13 and 14, respectively. More proof that my soul belongs in the East.

Elvis had the right idea the whole time.

this is extra annoying because you're thinking of jerry lee lewis

Wrong.

Elvis lived the dream.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1261082/The-Kings-troubling-obsession-Elvis-woman-So-able-form-relationships-virginal-girls.html

[stufte]

Being attracted to girls under 16 is normal. Kings used to marry underraged girls all the time. Ordinary girls would wed and bear children at 12-14 years old. Chalk this up to another failure of modern PC society. In Japan and China, the age of consent is 13 and 14, respectively. More proof that my soul belongs in the East.

Elvis had the right idea the whole time.

Ehh

[octopushover]

Being attracted to girls under 16 is normal. Kings used to marry underraged girls all the time. Ordinary girls would wed and bear children at 12-14 years old. Chalk this up to another failure of modern PC society. In Japan and China, the age of consent is 13 and 14, respectively. More proof that my soul belongs in the East.

Elvis had the right idea the whole time.

this is extra annoying because you're thinking of jerry lee lewis

Wrong.

Elvis lived the dream.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1261082/The-Kings-troubling-obsession-Elvis-woman-So-able-form-relationships-virginal-girls.html

the one thing he had in common with gaffers is that he never had sex with them

[Mods Help]

Try to refute the biological fact that desiring young girls is not normal, I'm waiting.

Being attracted to girls under 16 is normal. Kings used to marry underraged girls all the time. Ordinary girls would wed and bear children at 12-14 years old. Chalk this up to another failure of modern PC society. In Japan and China, the age of consent is 13 and 14, respectively. More proof that my soul belongs in the East.

Elvis had the right idea the whole time.

this is extra annoying because you're thinking of jerry lee lewis

Wrong.

Elvis lived the dream.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1261082/The-Kings-troubling-obsession-Elvis-woman-So-able-form-relationships-virginal-girls.html

the one thing he had in common with gaffers is that he never had sex with them

Are you suggesting that Elvis was a fudge packer?

[Himu]

Try to refute the biological fact that desiring young girls is not normal, I'm waiting.

Being attracted to girls under 16 is normal. Kings used to marry underraged girls all the time. Ordinary girls would wed and bear children at 12-14 years old. Chalk this up to another failure of modern PC society. In Japan and China, the age of consent is 13 and 14, respectively. More proof that my soul belongs in the East.

Elvis had the right idea the whole time.

this is extra annoying because you're thinking of jerry lee lewis

Wrong.

Elvis lived the dream.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1261082/The-Kings-troubling-obsession-Elvis-woman-So-able-form-relationships-virginal-girls.html

the one thing he had in common with gaffers is that he never had sex with them

Are you suggesting that Elvis was a fudge packer?

[octopushover]

Try to refute the biological fact that desiring young girls is not normal, I'm waiting.

Being attracted to girls under 16 is normal. Kings used to marry underraged girls all the time. Ordinary girls would wed and bear children at 12-14 years old. Chalk this up to another failure of modern PC society. In Japan and China, the age of consent is 13 and 14, respectively. More proof that my soul belongs in the East.

Elvis had the right idea the whole time.

this is extra annoying because you're thinking of jerry lee lewis

Wrong.

Elvis lived the dream.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1261082/The-Kings-troubling-obsession-Elvis-woman-So-able-form-relationships-virginal-girls.html

the one thing he had in common with gaffers is that he never had sex with them

Are you suggesting that Elvis was a fudge packer?

i'm suggesting you read the article you posted and then get out

[Rufus]

And check that negation, I think you're trying to say the opposite.

[Himu]

Burn all anime. It's the only way.

[Mods Help]

Jerry Lee Lewis is also a hero of mine. Marrying your 14 year old cousin? In today's world? That takes courage and bravery being true to yourself.

[Your Stalker]

imagine if Creepy Stalker and this dude ever met 

[Himu]

imagine if Creepy Stalker and this dude ever met 

They wouldn't get along. The girl characters are too old in FF.

[Trent Dole]

A fucking splatoon avatar

[Your Stalker]

imagine if Creepy Stalker and this dude ever met 

We wouldn't get along. Creepy Stalker is a Final Fantasy fan, but the girl characters in that are too old for me. 

Wasn't Selphie like 16 or 17 in ff8?

[Mods Help]

imagine if Creepy Stalker and this dude ever met 

They wouldn't get along. The girl characters are too old in FF.

Wasn't Selphie like 16 or 17 in ff8?

Too old.

[octopushover]

 

[Mr Gilhaney]

Judging by Creepy Stalker and now Mods Help you guys really do fall for minimal effort trolls. No wonder Methodis had a long reign at the bottom.

Mods Help is certainly minimal effort, but Creepy Stalker... That was effort, no matter how horrible it was.

[brawndolicious]

Judging by Creepy Stalker and now Mods Help you guys really do fall for minimal effort trolls. No wonder Methodis had a long reign at the bottom.

Mods Help is certainly minimal effort, but Creepy Stalker... That was effort, no matter how horrible it was.

There were serious issues there. This guy is just fucking around.

[Kara]

Creepy Stalker da gaoooo

Bore class of 2015

[Jansen]

 Creepy Stalker was my hero and he didn't get to die a heroes death cuz someone had to stab him in the back like a bitch

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=177048320&postcount=367

I consider it a sign of low self-esteem and insecurity.

Personally, I would never consider having a long-term/permanent relationship with someone who has had plastic work done on them.

Unless it was for something serious, like reconstruction following an accident or something.

what a thread

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=177048320&postcount=367

I consider it a sign of low self-esteem and insecurity.

Personally, I would never consider having a long-term/permanent relationship with someone who has had plastic work done on them.

Unless it was for something serious, like reconstruction following an accident or something.

what a thread

Telling you that thread needs to be merged with the short guy thread.

he was saying that men can't change their height. Women CAN put on makeup, take off makeup, get boob jobs, get ass jobs, bleach their anus and every other thing imaginable (if they were to choose to do so). Men (and let's say people in general) can't change their height. It's one of those unchangeable things that you get nixed for without a chance.

 

women can just get thousands of dollars worth of surgery to fix what's wrong with them   

[Kara]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elevator_shoes

[Great Rumbler]

Stop bashing on my poor kouhai, Mods Help, you bakayaros.

[Mods Help]

We all have our differences. Some of us are communists who bring up random factoids even if it's not relevant to the topic, some of us like anime and are going to hell for that, some of us are feminists, some of us are cheeseburgers, and some of us mod neogaf without getting paid for it. The point is that we all should have a place, even if we spend our time eating Cheetos off our chest and jacking off to Senran Kagura.

[Atramental]

*Googles Senran Kagura*

...

*Clears Browser History*

[Mods Help]

You Googled it. Google already knows and is selling that info to potential employers right this second.

[Atramental]

So does that mean you're currently stuck at a dead end job (or unemployed) because potential employers see that you fap to animu girls on the reg?

[Kara]

We all have our differences. Some of us are communists who bring up random factoids even if it's not relevant to the topic, some of us like anime and are going to hell for that, some of us are feminists, some of us are cheeseburgers, and some of us mod neogaf without getting paid for it. The point is that we all should have a place, even if we spend our time eating Cheetos off our chest and jacking off to Senran Kagura.

Someone call the fire department cuz I just got burned.

[Phoenix Dark]

Why did I google that

I think I've googled it before

I will google it again
Anime illiteracy is a flat circle

[Take My Breh Away]

MODS HE-

[studyguy]

I never went to confession before my first communion so I know I'm hell bound as it is. Sinning on the daily is just my way of assuring VIP first class seats on that plane to hell.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1104848

*popcorn.gif*

Bork, Morma: Time for you to debate?

[Purrp Skirrp]

I support my GF getting a boob job, but it wasn't my idea and is totally up to her.

Either way, I try to reassure her and build her confidence so my bish is happy with big titties or small perksters.



Off topic GAF is just as shitty as Gaming side.

Who wants to shoot the shit with a hodge podge of opinionated social outliers whose one commonality is their passion for VIDEO GAMES?

I can think of worse things to base your identity on, but being a "gamer" is still rightfully stigmatized and not something I openly try to convey

Gamer gate is fucking wack. Fogleism and Japanamation masquerading as "fan service" is wack. Large parts of the industry are wack, and Anita manages to ether neckbeards with Gender Studies 101.



TLDR: off topic GAF lol

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=177081992&postcount=408

 

[Atramental]

*meanwhile outside Mods Help's house*

[Jansen]

Just found out what mods help avatar is from

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

[Atramental]

[Your Stalker]

[milchs evil twin]

But how did you find out...

[studyguy]

Par the course for Nintendo stans.
An entire generation that grew up beating off to cartoon princesses and furry mascots. 

[Jansen]

googled splatoon 34 and it was like the first result

curiosity is a bitch sometimes

[Your Stalker]

you know you enjoyed it brehtta

[Kara]

Why did I google that (Image removed from quote.)

I think I've googled it before (Image removed from quote.)

I will google it again (Image removed from quote.)
Anime illiteracy is a flat circle (Image removed from quote.)

It's important to be culturally aware. Baka gaijin.

[Atramental]

Par the course for Nintendo stans.
An entire generation that grew up beating off to cartoon princesses and furry mascots. 

Let's not forget Luigi:
http://imgur.com/2ZfNjS3

[thisismyusername]

Par the course for Nintendo stans.
An entire generation that grew up beating off to cartoon princesses and furry mascots. 

Let's not forget Luigi:
http://imgur.com/2ZfNjS3

[Jansen]

you know you enjoyed it brehtta

not as much as i enjoyed the naked wrex that was posted on gaf a few years ago. the mass effect community is very passionate

[thisismyusername]

Now now. At least Naked Wrex is above legal age. Splatoon girl is what... 14?

[thisismyusername]

Also:



http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=177107297&postcount=231

As a bisexual male, I don't get why that isn't considered sexy, it's hot as hell.

[Your Stalker]

you know you enjoyed it brehtta

not as much as i enjoyed the naked wrex that was posted on gaf a few years ago. the mass effect community is very passionate

What did you think of Tali's sweat analysis?

[Jansen]

Bioware Social Network is a special place

http://www.somethingawful.com/weekend-web/bioware-social-forums/1/

[Shadow Mod]

Also:



http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=177107297&postcount=231

As a bisexual male, I don't get why that isn't considered sexy, it's hot as hell.

Pre-pubescent kids look a lot a like. Why discriminate.

I made myself sick brb.

[zomgee]

Also:



http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=177107297&postcount=231

As a bisexual male, I don't get why that isn't considered sexy, it's hot as hell.

Pre-pubescent kids look a lot a like. Why discriminate.

I made myself sick brb.

Once girls hit twelve or so they get icky boobies and...

I can't even pretend.

Yuk.

[BrokenVerses]

you know you enjoyed it brehtta

not as much as i enjoyed the naked wrex that was posted on gaf a few years ago. the mass effect community is very passionate

They told me to never search for "a Krogan master finally breaks his Turian slave."

They were right.

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1104890

Time for the weekly daily overreaction thread.

[Mods Help]

Now now. At least Naked Wrex is above legal age. Splatoon girl is what... 14?

The perfect age

[thisismyusername]

Now now. At least Naked Wrex is above legal age. Splatoon girl is what... 14?

The perfect age

Mods help

[Mods Help]

Par the course for Nintendo stans.
An entire generation that grew up beating off to cartoon princesses and furry mascots. 

This goes to show Nintendo's superiority in the gaming space. Only Nintendo could create memorable characters you love, caress, and jack it to. Being a Nintendo fan isn't just a fanhood, it is a way of life. 

My favorite is Pokemon because you customize the girl characters now. Thankfully Nintendo has heard our cries within our community to make Fire Emblem has hot girls too.  ⁺◟( ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ·̫ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀ )

[Kara]

Hello..... BENJI-KUN. I knew I recognized the diction of Mods Help.