The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=191612462&postcount=416

Keep that Valve boat Steaming, bro.

[Kara]

(Not an endorsement, I think for example a lot of what's taught in this course could stand to be taught to American teens.)

And some conservatives. It's striking how many German politicians suddenly care about violence against women.

Here's an AfD (far-right eurosceptics) cunt mocking Claudia Roth (Greens) by suggesting that she'd have wanted to be among the sexually assaulted women:
https://i.imgur.com/DiyRWNO.png

"If only I'd been in Cologne on NYE"

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2010/10/06/world/europe/06iht-letter.html?referer=

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Well jesus they went from Soviet inspired rape and pillaging to Western German quiet insults and sneers.

[Kara]

War rape, an exclusively Soviet tactic...

[Am_I_Anonymous]

War rape, an exclusively Soviet tactic...

Get slapped, let me know the last time an american president encouraged the boys to take turns on innocent women.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_during_the_occupation_of_Germany

When Yugoslav politician Milovan Djilas complained about rapes in Yugoslavia, Stalin reportedly stated that he should "understand it if a soldier who has crossed thousands of kilometres through blood and fire and death has fun with a woman or takes some trifle."[20] On another occasion, when told that Red Army soldiers sexually maltreated German refugees, he reportedly said: "We lecture our soldiers too much; let them have their initiative."[21]

We were young, strong, and four years without women. So we tried to catch German women and ... Ten men raped one girl. There were not enough women; the entire population run from the Soviet Army. So we had to take young, twelve or thirteen year-old. If she cried, we put something into her mouth. We thought it was fun. Now I can not understand how I did it. A boy from a good family... But that was me.[44]

[stufte]

Jesus Christ, Soviets.

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=191612462&postcount=416

Keep that Valve boat Steaming, bro.

In short: profits means your opinion is invalid.

[Take My Breh Away]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=191612462&postcount=416

Keep that Valve boat Steaming, bro.

In short: profits means your opinion is invalid.

"This brand is intrinsically linked to my personal identity and my emotional state! Stop attacking it you shitlord!"

A sticker of Calvin pissing on a Ford/Chevy logo seems so quaint in the internet age 

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=191630250&postcount=1

The whole notion of a child under 10 with a games console seems strange to me anyway

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=191630250&postcount=1

The whole notion of a child under 10 with a games console seems strange to me anyway

Seriously, isn't Halo the most non-violent classical shooter?

I only partake of the finest non-violent classical shooters. 

[Mods Help]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=191630250&postcount=1

The whole notion of a child under 10 with a games console seems strange to me anyway

Me too but only within the context of "kids still play with consoles??"

[Jansen]

by the time i was 10 i had already gotten a 2600 and a NES

[Mods Help]

I had a Genesis. Having a console before 10 is odd? It may be in these trying times with tablets and phones, but in the 90's it was pretty much the norm.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1167854



dude should have formatted that shit and said it came out of the box that way

[brawndolicious]

In what universe do people think a retailer is going to take back an item after you admit you dropped it and it broke?

[Rahxephon91]

I had a Genesis. Having a console before 10 is odd? It may be in these trying times with tablets and phones, but in the 90's it was pretty much the norm.

I don't think it's odd now at all.

[Joe Molotov]

In what universe do people think a retailer is going to take back an item after you admit you dropped it and it broke?

One of the symptoms of fatherlessness is not knowing how to take stuff back.

[Take My Breh Away]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=191605064&postcount=5010

"You are destroying the sanctity of my weaboo music games with this exhibition played on a keyboard in a simulator, not the original game!"

[qq more]

I had a Genesis. Having a console before 10 is odd? It may be in these trying times with tablets and phones, but in the 90's it was pretty much the norm.

Yeah I don't see the problem here either. I was playing the Genesis when I was like 3 years old. lol

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=191605064&postcount=5010

"You are destroying the sanctity of my weaboo music games with this exhibition played on a keyboard in a simulator, not the original game!"

The hell pissed in his cereal this morning? Also, I'm unsure but the name "Star Creator" is eerie familiar. I can't help but feel I've seen other stupid posts of his before.

[Mods Help]

I had a Genesis. Having a console before 10 is odd? It may be in these trying times with tablets and phones, but in the 90's it was pretty much the norm.

Yeah I don't see the problem here either. I was playing the Genesis when I was like 3 years old. lol

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=191605064&postcount=5010

"You are destroying the sanctity of my weaboo music games with this exhibition played on a keyboard in a simulator, not the original game!"

the hell pissed in his cereal this morning?

and now we're on the bore.

maybe he's right.

[Steve Contra]

That's the weebest post I've read in awhile.

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=191631914&postcount=100

also people who say sex can't look good haven't seen what SFM can do.

 

[stufte]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=191631914&postcount=100

also people who say sex can't look good haven't seen what SFM can do.

 

Teh fuck is SFM? I'm afraid to google it at work.

[Rufus]

Source Film Maker, aka Source Porn Maker. People import character models from other games and go crazy. Nothing worth seeking out and from what I've seen the majority is more cringe-worthy than Bioware's badly acted softcore porn. There are dozens of Tumblrs full of it.

[stufte]

guh.

[Rufus]

A lot of those sounds, yes.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=191631914&postcount=100

also people who say sex can't look good haven't seen what SFM can do.

 

Teh fuck is SFM? I'm afraid to google it at work.

Go on, Google it at work. Ubisoft could use the research.

[brawndolicious]

A lot of those sounds, yes.

Great, now I have to imagine what people who voice-act Source porn look like.

[Rufus]

Wouldn't be surprised if they just stole them from porn and hentai anime.

[stufte]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=191631914&postcount=100

also people who say sex can't look good haven't seen what SFM can do.

 

Teh fuck is SFM? I'm afraid to google it at work.

Go on, Google it at work. Ubisoft could use the research.

How would Ubi know what I'm googling at work? 

[octopushover]

I had a Genesis. Having a console before 10 is odd? It may be in these trying times with tablets and phones, but in the 90's it was pretty much the norm.

That summer when I was 6 and my dad bought me and my sister a TG-16. 

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=191631914&postcount=100

also people who say sex can't look good haven't seen what SFM can do.

 

Teh fuck is SFM? I'm afraid to google it at work.

Go on, Google it at work. Ubisoft could use the research.

How would Ubi know what I'm googling at work? 

Ah, you left Ubi then.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'm considerably 'lefty' but even I know letting huge groups of foreign men walk around, many of whom have absolutely no respect or tolerance for western females,is a recipe for disaster.

 

What does this even mean?

That Wrath isn't allowed to hang out with a large group of females?

I GIS'd it and it is some Star Trek thing but it seems like someone reflexively posts it whenever "females" come up.  IDGI is all

[Mods Help]

I'm considerably 'lefty' but even I know letting huge groups of foreign men walk around, many of whom have absolutely no respect or tolerance for western females,is a recipe for disaster.

 

What does this even mean?

That Wrath isn't allowed to hang out with a large group of females?

I GIS'd it and it is some Star Trek thing but it seems like someone reflexively posts it whenever "females" come up.  IDGI is all

It's a ferengi.

It's a race in Star Trek that are patriarchal opportunists, always referring women to females. Ferengi women are very low class in their race and Ferengi will not take any woman in a leadership position seriously based on the pretense of being a woman. Hence the emote. One of the better races in Trek as per Deep Space Nine. Nog da GOAT.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Thanks for the explanation.

[Atramental]

The only emote that I made that became an official bore emote.

[Rufus]

And to hammer the point home: Ferengi women aren't allowed to wear clothing. So whenever women get adjective'd, Nog comes out.

Very appropriate I think, because for some reason, women get adjective'd a lot more. Maybe that's just my impression, but relatively few people colloquialy say/write "when a male" or "to impress males", etc. That usage is more common for police reports and nature documentaries. But somehow "females" stuck.

[Phoenix Dark]

This conversation led to me googling Ferengi porn.

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http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/870748

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not as bad as I thought it would be 

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http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/ferengi/1

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nevermind

[Faction]

It's too late at night to click those links, I'd have to stay up to find a brain clense.

[demi]

LMFAO

[toku]

you kneegas need jesus

[Rufus]

Edit: Misread quote. If you wanna see what SFM porn looks like at its...highest quality, here it is.

 

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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55984c71df04a

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It's pretty fucking bad. And these people are trying to get real voice acting jobs.

To everyone who clicked this, be glad it's not the one with the dog. Oh man, I just realized that VR porn will look a lot like this. "Join your poly-waifu in cyberspace!"

It's too late at night to click those links, I'd have to stay up to find a brain clense.

https://www.reddit.com/r/eyebleach
https://www.reddit.com/r/brushybrushy

[Mr. Nobody]

you kneegas need jesus

 

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[Dickie Dee]

This conversation led to me googling Ferengi porn.

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http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/870748

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not as bad as I thought it would be 

edit

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http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/ferengi/1

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nevermind

Was expecting more oo-mox

[Oblivion]

you kneegas need jesus

 

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Still would.

[Jansen]

I feel like the bioshock infinite porn vid really missed a lot of opportunities given the games plot

no giant songbird cock? no booker incest gangbang? 

[toku]

you kneegas need jesus

 

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you thought you could get me with that mk shit but my kung fu is strong

[VomKriege]

I had a Genesis. Having a console before 10 is odd? It may be in these trying times with tablets and phones, but in the 90's it was pretty much the norm.

I'd say today's consoles are a bit of a different beast with the online and multimedia components.

[Mods Help]

I had a Genesis. Having a console before 10 is odd? It may be in these trying times with tablets and phones, but in the 90's it was pretty much the norm.

I'd say today's consoles are a bit of a different beast with the online and mumtimedia components.

I wouldn't let my kid have a ps4/one probably if they were under 12. They really don't make kids games on those systems anymore. Nintendo would be fine. Steam would be fine.

[The Legend of Sunblade]

I had a Genesis. Having a console before 10 is odd? It may be in these trying times with tablets and phones, but in the 90's it was pretty much the norm.

I'd say today's consoles are a bit of a different beast with the online and mumtimedia components.

I wouldn't let my kid have a ps4/one probably if they were under 12. They really don't make kids games on those systems anymore. Nintendo would be fine. Steam would be fine.

There's stuff like the Lego games, LBP3, rhythm games, sony's more artsy fartsy stuff, and smaller games like Hohokum, which is legit good. Ain't all about the shootbang just cuz it gets the most notice.

[VomKriege]

That thread is gold tho. 7 year old kid binge plays Halo, parent either doesn't know the name of the games he plays or straight up lies about the nature of the game... "How dare that school worry about the kid education?"

[headwalk]

i remember in bucky o'hare and the toad wars, they used to occasionally have bits where they'd gross you out with toads having little toad porn videos, with she-toads dressed up in lipstick and bikinis posing all sexy. it was totally played for yucks, just because they were different.

what shitlords we were.

[Mods Help]

I had a Genesis. Having a console before 10 is odd? It may be in these trying times with tablets and phones, but in the 90's it was pretty much the norm.

I'd say today's consoles are a bit of a different beast with the online and mumtimedia components.

I wouldn't let my kid have a ps4/one probably if they were under 12. They really don't make kids games on those systems anymore. Nintendo would be fine. Steam would be fine.

There's stuff like the Lego games, LBP3, rhythm games, sony's more artsy fartsy stuff, and smaller games like Hohokum, which is legit good. Ain't all about the shootbang just cuz it gets the most notice.

Rhythm games? Aren't most of those Miku these days? I'd concentrate on local multiplayer more than anything tbh. You say that shooting games get the most attention, but that doesn't change the fact that the kid game: adult game ratio is completely out of whack compared to the 90's on modern systems. Nintendo is the easier bet for a parent. Steam also has a better balance of kid games, from Putt Putt to Monkey Island to Lego Minecraft to the indie games. You could argue ps4 or one is good for a kid under 11 but I don't agree and I'm not the sort of person who thinks today's gore is the exactly best thing to tell a kid is perfectly fine.

I'd rather play fighting games with my kid before I ever subjected them to Miku.

[Atramental]

Edit: Misread quote. If you wanna see what SFM porn looks like at its...highest quality, here it is.

 

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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55984c71df04a

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It's pretty fucking bad. And these people are trying to get real voice acting jobs.

[mormapope]

Kids and videogames is a  discussion. How about we rehaul education and a huge list of other things before worrying about what a kid takes away from Halo 5.

[Mods Help]

You can't talk about both?

[bork]

We had video game consoles in the house when I was like three.  One of the earliest memories I have is playing River Raid on the Atari 5200.

I mean, I played/watched lots of violent and sexual shit and I turned out all right.  We all did, right?  I mean, look at this forum.  We're all OK, right?

.....

On second thought, yeah.  Keep it all away from the kids. 

[mormapope]

You can't talk about both?

Because one subject is about entertainment enabled by a parent who has to make those decisions for their kids anyway, and being a non-parent trying to butt in on the conversations seems like intrusion for the sake of intrusion.

The other subject will dictate what that kid will do when becoming an adult over the course of 20 years.

If we're talking about how videogames affect kids that we have no relation with, we should also discuss what Taco Bell does to a developing child.

[Mods Help]

Barely anyone has talked about the kid playing halo 5 in the last page and more about how kids consume video games, which has merit in being discussed, but okay.

[mormapope]

Hobbies and children, another parental issue.