The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[Tasty]

Freezer Saga continues :

[Let's Cyber]

This is not a GAF hate thread.  This is a conduit in which to safely speak truth to power outside of the reach of tyrannical NeoGAF moderators 

they all lurk here anyway 

[Tasty]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=215926210&postcount=3

[VomKriege]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=215926210&postcount=3

Was about to post it.

"You were the one, you must save console gaming!"

[cityhunter]

This is not a GAF hate thread.  This is a conduit in which to safely speak truth to power outside of the reach of tyrannical NeoGAF moderators 

they all lurk here anyway 

Funny thing is that having an account on gaf is getting treated to like having a job where what you say or do "outside" of their forum could result in you getting banned there lol

[Cerveza mas fina]

Can't wait for Sony shitty mobile me(w)-too game

Remember Playstation All Stars?










Anyone?

[Momo]

I wouldnt even play that garbage when they gave it away free

[Take My Breh Away]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=215926210&postcount=3

Was about to post it.

"You were the one, you must save console gaming!"

Imagine if they announced they were going to release games on PC and do cross buy there as well on the 7th. The fuckery would be glorious.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=215921860&postcount=24

WhatTheHellAreYouTalkingAboutWHOAREYOUTALKINGTO!?.gif

And:

[Your Stalker]

I think GAF gave stump brain cancer.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

He's turned into a bitter husk, much like the other outrage olympians.  Life is too short to be spewing bile, even if you are on "the right side of history."

Dude needs to get off the internet and go to the park for a while.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1274158

of course gaf will have a 3 post ot on this subject 

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1274158

of course gaf will have a 3 post ot on this subject 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Butts Are Not Vaginas

Kinda obvious, don’t you think? Vaginas are wonderfully amazing things. They’re super accommodating, like houseguests that let you sleep in their guest room and cook you dinner after you crashed your car through their front door. Contrary to popular and stupid belief, vaginas do not “get loose” after sex. Vaginas are elastic muscles that return to their original form after sex like some sort of post-coital T1000. So no, bro, no matter how good you are at sexbanging a chick you will never “ruin” that vagina. I feel like it’s silly to give you guys a brief sex ed seminar but just bear with me, it’s to illustrate a point. When a woman is turned on, the magical, mystery vagina not only lubes itself but also relaxes the muscles to allow a penis easier entry.

Why bring this up in regards to butts and pegging?

Butts are not vaginas.

Vaginas do their damndest to make it easier for sex to occur. Butts, having not originally been made by our lord and savior Jesus Cristo to be used for sex, do fuck-all to help. They are nowhere near as elastic as a vagina and have much more difficulty getting back to their normal shape and are much more prone to ripping and tearing. Don’t worry, taking a fat plastic cock in your ass isn’t going to give you a windsock for your entire life but if you just shove it in there without any lube you may find your butthole singing in a throaty baritone for a while. Also, unlike my Japanese hentais assholes are not self-lubricating with what I can only imagine to be liquified fear? You know what also separates a vagina from a butt?

 

This turned me into A_I_A for a bit.

Before people get asshurt (lol) about what I just said, I'm talking about how it's written.  It's that obnoxious mixture of attempting to be funny while being condescending.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=215942661&postcount=106

I thought this forum would be more mature and respectful.

But then I remembered, this is neogaf.

 

[Dennis]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1274158

of course gaf will have a 3 post ot on this subject 

Well, there it is.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

LOL at people getting butthurt about people not taking the pegging thread seriously

[Phoenix Dark]

I wonder if he'll get jumped on for suggesting the anus was not created for penetration. Who is he to make such a problematic claim? 

You know what doesn't rip/tear/hurt/etc an ass?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

eating it

[close]

[Dennis]

LOL at people getting butthurt about people not taking the pegging thread seriously

[nudemacusers]

I wonder if he'll get jumped on for suggesting the anus was not created for penetration. Who is he to make such a problematic claim? 

You know what doesn't rip/tear/hurt/etc an ass?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

eating it

[close]

after enough pegging it'll be more like a feed bag. 

[Raist]

LOL at people getting butthurt about people not taking the pegging thread seriously

Well in any case the thread has succeeded then.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1274158

of course gaf will have a 3 post ot on this subject 

TheYoungTurksWOAHNOW.gif

If you're going to go down this route, why not just get another guy?

[agrajag]

Close threads with hot ladies in bikinis because "gross, problematic, kids read forums," keep "pegging 101" open brehs

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1274158

of course gaf will have a 3 post ot on this subject 

TheYoungTurksWOAHNOW.gif

If you're going to go down this route, why not just get another guy?

Pegging isn't gay.  Didn't you read the OP? 

[Dennis]

Close threads with hot ladies in bikinis because "gross, problematic, kids read forums," keep "pegging 101" open brehs

Hot ladies in bikinis is not progressive. They are an expression of oldey timey sexuality.

Pegging is very progressive. It is an expression of nu-sex.

[Raist]

Nuke threads with virtual hot ladies in bikinis because "gross, problematic, kids read forums," keep "pegging 101" open brehs

Fixed.

[agrajag]

I bet Milo Yanipolis enjoys a good pegging

[Dennis]

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1274158

of course gaf will have a 3 post ot on this subject 

TheYoungTurksWOAHNOW.gif

If you're going to go down this route, why not just get another guy?

Pegging isn't gay.  Didn't you read the OP? 

I mean I can see where he's coming from with that, but my point is: If you're going to have your lady strap-on... why not just cut the middle-man (her) out and get the real-deal?

[toku]

we gonna kink shame on the bore now 

[thisismyusername]

Not really kink shaming. I'm just saying if you're going to artificial dick, why not just get the real one?

[Joe Molotov]

I bet Milo Yanipolis enjoys a good pegging

Milo is gay and pegging isn't gay.

[Mr. Nobody]

we gonna kink shame on the bore now 

Yes 

[Tasty]

Not really kink shaming. I'm just saying if you're going to artificial dick, why not just get the real one?

Because he's not gay? There's nothing inherently homosexual about stimulating the prostate.

How is this a hard () concept to grasp?

[Mr. Nobody]

 

[thisismyusername]

Because he's not gay?

Except he wants a dick up his ass... so... I mean, silicone and all is fine, but real dick is dandy. (I couldn't make that rhyme.  :'( )

[Mr. Nobody]

Because he's not gay?

Except he wants a dick up his ass... so... I mean, silicone and all is fine, but real dick is dandy. (I couldn't make that rhyme.  :'( )

Divine breh 

[railGUN]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

[headwalk]

look, i'd love to have a big fake dick stimulating my prostate but my hatred of petrochemical companies demands i go organic.

it's not gay to have principles.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=215709445

[agrajag]

I bet Milo Yanipolis enjoys a good pegging

Milo is gay and pegging isn't gay.

he enjoys pegging with a penis

[agrajag]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=215709445

I bet thisismyusername can modify that post to make an argument for penis instead of pegging

[agrajag]

So I can't have a hot dudes thread because kids and advertisers but we can get an OFFICIAL NEOGAF ASSPLAY THREAD? Fuck that noise.

NeoGAF is all about breaking the glass ceilings and smashing the back doors

[toku]

Not really kink shaming. I'm just saying if you're going to artificial dick, why not just get the real one?

all penetration is not equal

[Rufus]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=215709445

Pretty sure he's referencing vinyl fans with the 'warmth' thing.

[Phoenix Dark]

If I was into this stuff (and I most certainly am not, obviously) I'd agree with thisismyusername: why have the fake when you can have the real? I'd rather have a real, throbbing actual dick if I wanted to be dicked down. That way you know it's real. No games just real dick for me.

[Vizzys]

prostate orgasms feel amazing
id recommend getting over stupid thoughts like "does doing 'x' make me gay"

[Phoenix Dark]

prostate orgasms feel amazing
id recommend getting over stupid thoughts like "does doing 'x' make me gay"

my nicca the last time we chopped it up we were playing Diablo 3. Now you getting prostate massages fam? I missed a lot. I need to talk to my e-friends more.

[Atramental]

I almost prefer the Final Fantasy rankings over this discussion.

[toku]

it's only gay if the balls touch

[El Babua]

It's 2016, penetration is penetration.

[demi]

If I was into this stuff (and I most certainly am not, obviously) I'd agree with thisismyusername: why have the fake when you can have the real? I'd rather have a real, throbbing actual dick if I wanted to be dicked down. That way you know it's real. No games just real dick for me.

About to screenshot this and send it to your family on Christmas. Messaging Cheebs right now.

[Phoenix Dark]

If I was into this stuff (and I most certainly am not, obviously) I'd agree with thisismyusername: why have the fake when you can have the real? I'd rather have a real, throbbing actual dick if I wanted to be dicked down. That way you know it's real. No games just real dick for me.

About to screenshot this and send it to your family on Christmas. Messaging Cheebs right now.

Cheebs doesn't associate with minorities anymore, good luck.

[toku]

It's 2016, penetration is penetration.

now hold up, no okay not all penetration is equal see my post above

[benjipwns]

We went from "Citizen's United is ruining politics, we need to get money out of this" to "so what, why shouldn't she be doing nonstop fundraisers with corporations and lobbyists? That's just the game yo"

Look, once she's safely elected and comfortably re-elected and her Democratic successor is soundly elected maybe then we can start talking about things like this in private.

[Raist]

I think the best by far was that email fiasco, for which the latest defense was literally that newspaper cat meme thing. Hilarious.

[VomKriege]

Discussion seamlessly going from pegging to Hillary... 

[Joe Molotov]

Discussion seamlessly going from pegging to Hillary... 

all according to keikaku

[Let's Cyber]

I'd rather have a real, throbbing actual dick if I wanted to be dicked down. That way you know it's real. No games just real dick for me.

[seagrams hotsauce]

"Why not just get a dude to fuck you" logic is like the weird inverse "it's not gay if he sucks MY dick" logic