VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

Even if it was or still is a phrase commonly used by gay people it was used by Hillary and her supporters in the most obnoxious/pandering way possible. Thinking Hillary dabbing was fucking stupid doesn't make you racist.

[agrajag]

Why isn't the royalan dude raging that gay terminology was co-opted by straight Hilary shills? Isn't he concerned over gross cultural appropriation? 

[benjipwns]

I imagine that if the YASS QUEEN shit extended beyond GAF, she would have lost by a much bigger margin, cause that shit is intolerable

[agrajag]

[agrajag]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232229329&postcount=4556

edit - three different docks, multiple people drunkenly swapping switches, etc. No scratches

What else were they drunkenly swapping I wonder 

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232230623&postcount=5162

Just watched the Gamescast bit where Colin arrogantly claims that most Nintendo games are critically overrated and Breath of the Wild doesn't deserve a 97 on metacritic because he played the game for a bit and of course his opinion is the only one that counts. Holy shit at that ignorance.

Yeah good fucking riddance.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232233274&postcount=5166

That's why I never say 'overrated'. Its essentially saying everyone else is wrong and I am right. It seems extra lazy coming from someone like him, who should be able to offer something more insightful. Jeff from GB doesn't love the game because of a few mechanics, I haven't heard him say overrated once.

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=232236066

This is dumb I spent a lot of time rating the tv's and movies I watched.

[Momo]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=232236066

This is dumb I spent a lot of time rating the tv's and movies I watched.

 

[thisismyusername]

So the other day, I (a 20 year-old guy) was studying with this girl in my Econ class. We'd been sitting next to each other all semester and I've come on to her a few times during the semester and she'd mostly play it off in jest. I was a little serious, but didn't expect anything to come out of this.

Well, the other day, we texted each other about meeting up after class to study in the library. We study, she has a good time, she finds me pretty funny so there were a lot of laughs going around. It was at this point I had planned to ask her if she wanted to "fool around" in her car before she left for class.

Fooling around was me thinking we could make out or me finger her or whatever, but I digress...

So, afterwards we walk to her car and ask she begins to put her stuff in the vehicle I say something along the lines of "Hey if it's cool with you, do you wanna 'fool around' before heading off to class?" She asked what does "fool around" mean. I said "nothing crazy" Then she laughs and says "I have to get to class" and then I say "How about for three minutes?" she says no again and I accept the rejection and say goodbye and start to leave.

It was a little awkward, but I feel like I went about that very poorly. After battling depression and hitting the gym for six months, this was my first real shot at getting involved with girls again. It's kind of embarrassing, but I've never kissed or girl or sex or anything due to my low self-esteem and confidence issues in the past. But now that I over came those issues, I feel as if my first try this year was me being oblivious and dumb.

I'm open to take advice on how to improve myself in this department.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232229957&postcount=44

[FStop7]

Shits crazy in that thread, someone called the OP out for treating women like quest markers, which got me thinking: that's basically what app driven "dating" does.  Tinder and Grindr turn intimacy into something between an MMO quest log and a fast food menu.

[Rahxephon91]

The gamefication of apps and whatnot is a thing.

[Dennis]

If you stare into the abyss, you may find that Amir0x stares back at you.

He needs to cool his jets, pace himself.

[zomgee]

Yaaaaaaas 👏 Bobby 👏 Roberts 👏

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232250284&postcount=5228

 

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[Jansen]

but eating mackerel kills the andriods...

[bork]

but eating mackerel kills the andriods...

That's actually kind of an ending spoiler...and I don't mean the joke one. 

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232252448&postcount=454

 

[Atramental]

Yaaaaaaas 👏 Bobby 👏 Roberts 👏

Don't 👏 Say 👏 You're 👏 A 👏 Gaffer 👏 If 👏 You 👏 Don't 👏 Know 👏 Who 👏 This 👏 Is 👏

[Mr. Nobody]

It funny seeing PoliGAF trying to rewrite history by saying "Yasss Queen!!" wasn't plastered all over the forum for months on end, only to end after Hilary's crashing defeat to Trump.

Even more funny that it's now homophobic to think it was annoying as shit and ridiculous. In fact, it's actually heterophobic if anything, since it came from PopGaf, which is almost entirely straight white guys pretending to be gay black men or black women.

[etiolate]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232250284&postcount=5228

 

Colin just broke down into mantears in the interview

edit: jebus the amount of hypocritical butthurt replies to that interview

[stufte]

Yaaaaaaas 👏 Bobby 👏 Roberts 👏

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Don't 👏 Say 👏 You're 👏 A 👏 Gaffer 👏 If 👏 You 👏 Don't 👏 Know 👏 Who 👏 This 👏 Is 👏

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EXPOSED!

[stufte]

stealth 'i have a copy of photoshop' brag

That's a pretty low bar for bragging. 

[Atramental]

Not only do I have photoshop. I have the entire adobe suite. 

#StayLosingGimpUsers

[Atramental]

oh yeah i forgot about the whole subscription thing

It's pretty nifty. Heck it's part of the reason why I got laid. 

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I made goofy pics in photoshop for my tinder profile.

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[Jansen]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1353327

Fucking what

[stufte]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1353327

Fucking what

Quality users they have over there these days! 

[etiolate]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1353327

Fucking what

Well, to respect the proper social justice action, you have to start punching up at the top.

[zomgee]

"Anyone ever Ran with the Bulls?"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1353335

I swear he just posts the most random stupid shit that pops into his brain.

[stufte]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1353327

Fucking what

Well, to respect the proper social justice action, you have to start punching up at the top.

Is it punching up if you are punching a rich white child?

[zomgee]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1353327

Fucking what

Well, to respect the proper social justice action, you have to start punching up at the top.

I have chosen to punch:

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1353327

Fucking what

Well, it's obvious the white kids are all Trump supporters and the white girl is obviously straight, and the two token black kids obviously aren't woke because they're distracted by the capitalist system and would rather dance about how they have a dollar than they have equal rights. So I'd have to say I'd punch them all, it's the only right answer for the resistance /amirox

[VomKriege]

My queen. She was such a relatable looking person whenever she let her guard down. She often came across as too calm, cold and calculated instead of the jovial easy going person she comes across here and in a few other rare interviews.

She should've shown more of this side of her and maybe gaf and the rest of the disillusioned american electorate wouldnt have been so harsh on her.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232279336&postcount=547

Can't believe Merkel's had to put up with a lifetime of this bullshit. Imagine if Hillary had won and the shit she'd be dealing with.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232275011&postcount=502

Well, she sure don't have to worry about all that now so be glad ?

[Boredfrom]

The Colin Moriarty thread seems to be in the face of "He should learn about having empathy as he tries to play the victim while crying in a live stream". 

Getting in disturbing territory there, GAF.

[Vertigo]

"Anyone ever Ran with the Bulls?"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1353335

I swear he just posts the most random stupid shit that pops into his brain.

This bootlicker

EviLore ran with the bulls. Posted pics of it too.

[etiolate]

Evilore grabbed the bull's butt, but it's okay because the bull was Ferdinand and you know Ferdinand is into that stuff.

[zepblackstar]

oh shit

Shots fired

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232269503&postcount=35

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232280712

[zomgee]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232280712

I was gonna post that earlier but I gave up. They're so black and white they can't even watch a fucking episode of the Twilight Zone.

[bluemax]

I don't read poligaf, but they strike me as the kind of annoying shit heads who derail any political discussion by bringing up Bernie "the Meme" Sanders.

oh great another homophobic bernie supporter, you know you let Trump win right? but fuck people of color you wanted a pony

smh

I didn't vote for Bernie! Also I live in a state that went for Yasss Queeeeen.

I imagine that if the YASS QUEEN shit extended beyond GAF, she would have lost by a much bigger margin, cause that shit is intolerable

Not like her actual slogans were any better sadly. And whoever came up with Deplorables should be deported.

Shits crazy in that thread, someone called the OP out for treating women like quest markers, which got me thinking: that's basically what app driven "dating" does.  Tinder and Grindr turn intimacy into something between an MMO quest log and a fast food menu.

The "stop being depressed, work out, get pussy" thing is a classic PUA/4Chan/Internet combo of treating women like objects and not, you know, people.

[clothedmacuser]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232252448&postcount=454

 

We need a mature view about his game.  If only we had a college freshman with months of "real world" experience.  Wait, look no further! 

In HS...not in college. HS you can do a lot of stupid shit. I've seen it, I'm doing it now. In the real world though...nah bruh I ain't doin that dumb shit.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=232252599#post232252599


Waita  fucking minute.  He's still in high school?


ahahahhahahahaaha.  he's in every fucking thread dispensing advice like some yogi on the mountain.

[Rufus]

Maybe time to just ignore them then? No? OK.

[Kara]

UPDATE 2: Extra credit thing ended. We parted ways afterwards. I did notice when I said I wasn't taking her path to the library she got sad.

how could this happen to me
i've made my mistakes
i’ve got nowhere to run
the night goes on
as i’m fading away

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232280712

Why hasn't this person been banned.

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almost half the posts in the thread are quoting that one post:

What is wrong with you?

Yes, this is definitely the thread for you to air your frustrations in - the one involving an attempt on his life.

hat's really tone deaf of you to shit up this particular news tbh.

The fuck?

You need help.

Were you the one who was cheering in the original thread or was it someone else? BRB gonma go look.

Disgusting

That's nice. /s

Jeez man...

Constructive reply.

Way to be a jerk.

Damn, what a disgusting post. smfh

You're disgusting

Is this about a Bernie thing?

Pease shut your bitch ass up.

You've got issues, Aeolist.

The fuck is wrong with you man?

lmfao

I don't know why you thought this post was a good idea

Jesus Christ.... says a lot that this was your first thought

Kurt Eichenwald is a national treasure, and you are a sad pathetic person.

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what a surprise the insane voter with no context or understanding of politics is acting like a huge monster about someone they don't agree with. On top of taking Civics 101, maybe you should take empathy classes.

[benjipwns]

Hi. This is Wilford Brimley. Welcome to NeoGAF.com: A Celebration. Now, hopefully with this book, I'm gonna dispel a few myths, a few rumors. First off, #theresistance don't rule the night. They don't rule it. Nobody does. And they don't run in packs. And while they may not be as strong as apes, don't lock eyes with 'em, don't do it. Puts 'em on edge. They might go into berzerker mode; come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows. You might be screaming "No, no, no" and all they hear is "Who wants cake?" Let me tell you something: They all do. They all want cake.

[zomgee]

[benjipwns]

YAAAASS QUEEN?

NO.

[counterhit]

oh shit

Shots fired

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232269503&postcount=35

That thread is really bad lol. It would've seemed unfair to say it would be impossible to have an unrelated PDP thread on GAF because a tiny vocal minority, but here we are. It's exactly who you think it is, from the pool of the dozen or so posters who managed to keep the Colin Moriarty thread going for 50k+ posts and no one else, derailing the whole thing. Also, it's worth noting some obvious mod bias as to why it was locked. If a bunch of people ruin a thread by refusing to talk about the subject and instead just attack the source (such as you've seen in AngryJoe threads), they may end up banned and the thread remains unlocked. Anyway, this reply to Crossing Eden by Frozenprince made me laugh:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232269797&postcount=85

It's ridiculous, I now know how you feel when Ubisoft gets mentioned.

The bizarre need to just shit all over a game that's generally being positively regarded beyond the echo chamber of Uber nerddom is so fucking weird.

If you notice that you have begun relating to an infamous brand loyalist, the better take away would be self-reflection, not creating some "Uber nerddom" (read: all of gaming twitter) fiction.


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=1352178

Aside from audioboxer and maybe some Colin defenders I don't recognize, it's like a who's who of top students of Civics 101.

[Raist]

"Uber nerddom"?

Nazi confirmed.

[WanderingWind]

The Wire is the best television show ever made, with possibly the exception of Breaking Bad. Why yes, I am a white male age 18-35 in desperate need of power wish fulfillment, why do you ask?

[nudemacusers]

oz is the goat hbo show

[daemon]

[Momo]

 

[nachobro]

sopranos>* 

also luck had potential to be the best hbo show by far, too bad about all those horses

[Mr. Nobody]

The Wire is the best television show ever made, with possibly the exception of Breaking Bad. Why yes, I am a white male age 18-35 in desperate need of power wish fulfillment, why do you ask?

[FStop7]

Those Mass Effect threads.

"The characters have lifeless eyes.  The animation is bad.  The facial proportions don't look human.  They use wide, close-up camera angles in the cutscenes which make noses and mouths look disproportionately large.  The dialogue is stilted both in how it's read by the actors and played during cutscenes.  People walk like gorillas."

"WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN GAMERGATE"

[daemon]

Those Mass Effect threads.

"The characters have lifeless eyes.  The animation is bad.  The facial proportions don't look human.  They use wide, close-up camera angles in the cutscenes which make noses and mouths look disproportionately large.  The dialogue is stilted both in how it's read by the actors and played during cutscenes.  People walk like gorillas."

"WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN GAMERGATE"

Mass Effect legit looks like a game that lost its workforce halfways development cycle and replaced them with juniors

[zepblackstar]

There is really no excuse for that type of animation from a AAA company in 2017

[Dennis]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1353414



 

[I'm a Puppy!]

There is really no excuse for that type of animation from a AAA company in 2017

More Gamegaters infiltrating the bore. SAD!