Biden: "The Mario Edition Switch looks sweet, now I can finally replace my OG model and get the extended battery life. I already own all the Mario games though, does anyone want the download code?"
Trump: "Of course Sleepy Joe wants a non-OLED switch so the light isn't too harsh when he tries to sleep"
Obama: "To be honest, I prefer the Switch Lite. It reminds me of the Gameboy and is just as durable. Since I buy most of my games digitally it's a perfect travel companion and not as big and heavy as the Steam Deck. The battery improvement is a huge plus though"
Trump: "Everyone knows that the Switch Lite fucking sucks, it's terrible and the OG model was just a beta test for stupid people with the worst battery life ever and Joy-Con drift up the ass so it was all but useless if you didn't use it Docked. Now the big beautiful Switch OLED on the other hand vastly improves games like Fire Emblem Engage and Metroid Prime Remastered and it has better battery life also. Not to mention buying games physical is still the best way to enjoy the latest Nintendo bangers. Real fans like myself pre-order all the Collectors Editions day one and also all the Amiibo and the reprints"
Biden: "Oh shut up Donald, the Switch OLED is overpriced malarkey and the Amiibo are useless, the OLED doesn't boost performance and costs 50 dollars more. The OG model plays the same games perfectly fine if not better."
Trump: "What are you talking about Sleepy Joe. Amiibo at a lot to the experience of playing and owning Nintendo games. The rare item drops in Breath of the Wild and the fantastic designs of the recent Smash Bros. Amiibo's are just a few examples of why Amiibo are great if you actually didn't fall asleep during the Nintendo Direct, you would've known that in Tears of the Kingdom the Amiibo will actually unlock new sail cloth designs, which are absolutely fantastic especially the one based on Majora's Mask"
Obama: "Yeah, that's a pretty cool design Joe, you should check it out. Still Donald, even you have to admit that the Amiibo were used better on the Nintendo 3DS and Wii U back in the day. On the Switch, it's little more than a gimmick"
Trump/Biden: "Shut up Barrack"
