2000 years from now, historians will refuse to believe that the journalistic accounts of Trump's presidency are accurate and assume some of it was partisan hyperbole.
"Damn, I got an F"
"What happened breh?"
"I totes forgot about the foundation of Space Force in 2018, which is now Galactic Force"
"You think that's bad, I mixed up the e-mail investigation with Ben-Ghazi and the Mueller hoax"
"Reminds me of that time I messed up and thought Ben-Ghazi had flown into the World Trade Center on 7/11 and not Hussein Obama"
"Man, history is hard. People back then must've been very confused"
"Yep, luckily we just have Admiral Emilia Musk and Galactic Emperor Barron Trump to tell us what's what and no more lying presses"
"I hear they put them in cages and fed them clean coal"
"No, no, that's just a myth for the children who don't behave tremendously on EARTH VICTORY DAY"
