Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 5448560 times)

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #29580 on:** January 14, 2019, 06:55:35 PM »

Also, I can't believe the team lunch that I took my team out to today was more lavish than what they're serving at the white house.

Stop 2019. I want to get off.

nachobro · « **Reply #29581 on:** January 14, 2019, 06:59:15 PM »

press is so asspained that trump is giving college students all you can eat fast food

https://twitter.com/robertarampton/status/1084947870325919745

and probably even more hurt that (shock) the college students ate it all up

Nintex · « **Reply #29582 on:** January 14, 2019, 07:02:33 PM »

The speech that secured Donald Trump's re-election in 2020

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1084962579741638661

nachobro · « **Reply #29583 on:** January 14, 2019, 07:04:39 PM »

isn't weed legal in dc? this is kinda all starting to make sense now

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #29584 on:** January 14, 2019, 07:31:40 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on January 14, 2019, 06:59:15 PM

press is so asspained that trump is giving college students all you can eat fast food

https://twitter.com/robertarampton/status/1084947870325919745

and probably even more hurt that (shock) the college students ate it all up

You're never too rich to enjoy a free turkey dog.

nachobro · « **Reply #29585 on:** January 14, 2019, 08:11:33 PM »

i dont think you understand how important this is! the president ruined the dignity of the office by ~~wearing a beige suit~~ having a big mac in the white house! i can't have a day where i'm not mad at the president goddamnit!

james · « **Reply #29586 on:** January 14, 2019, 08:37:03 PM »

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TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #29587 on:** January 14, 2019, 08:37:23 PM »

Yeah this is a stupid story. I’d love a fuckin Big Mac with a president. As long as the president wasn’t a fucking traitor

Boredfrom · « **Reply #29588 on:** January 14, 2019, 08:53:04 PM »

Nah, is gross. I like fast food but is undeniable bad for you and Trump trying to pass his cheapness for “American food” with college athletes.

agrajag · « **Reply #29589 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:01:03 PM »

nothing to fuel your finite energy like some All American fast food garbage

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #29590 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:14:11 PM »

Also, it's pretty much a guarantee that the food was hours old by the time those kids got it. Anything over, like, 20 minutes is a death sentence for fast food.

Nola · « **Reply #29591 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:14:37 PM »

Honestly all I can think about is how our coaches during our summer basketball camp in middle school thought it would be nice gesture to give us all McDonalds burgers and fries for our last day of camp.

So they came in with these boxes full of burgers at the beginning of the last scrimmage, 30-45 minutes later we got to eat.

It was then at that young age that I realized cold fast food is a special kind of cruelty that should not be wished upon your worst enemies. Rubbery burgers with cold onions on stale bread with soggy fries....Even the starvation of a week in non-AC gyms being fed cafeteria food and doing suicides every day couldn't get me to force that shit down.

agrajag · « **Reply #29592 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:16:03 PM »

the cold fries are the worst.. I could deal with a cold big mac

Tripon · « **Reply #29593 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:28:52 PM »

Should have gotten El Pollo Loco.

Nola · « **Reply #29594 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:57:57 PM »

Quote from: bdoughty on January 14, 2019, 03:40:16 PM

Resetera efforts of reading the actual article up in here.

Quote
Communications director Kelsey Cooper called Shouldice Hernia Hospital “a private, world renowned hospital separate from any system and people come from around the world to pay cash for their services.”

One of the guys I play Xbox with is Canadian and he had a similar hernia surgery through the Canadian Healthcare System. Surgery was delayed three times over two months.

You know, this says quite a lot more about you than Resetera, you are the one coming off like the ignorant moron here. Canada =/= Britain.

You do know the difference between the two right?

nachobro · « **Reply #29595 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:23:15 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on January 14, 2019, 09:28:52 PM

Should have gotten El Pollo Loco.

or del taco. mediocre burgers and passable tacos living together in harmony

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #29596 on:** January 14, 2019, 11:07:59 PM »

No Yum Brands, Impeach?

nachobro · « **Reply #29597 on:** January 14, 2019, 11:35:01 PM »

please, he's a known supporter

Mandark · « **Reply #29598 on:** January 15, 2019, 12:29:26 AM »

Steve King losing his committee assignments.

Bet he's confused about why he's being punished now, after all these years.

james · « **Reply #29599 on:** January 15, 2019, 10:55:22 AM »

I think at this point the plan is to keep the government shut down until the State of the Union.

Trump spends an hour ranting about brown people.

His big moment is when he turns around, looks at Pelosi, and says "only you can open the government and save our country"

Republicans all stand for an ovation.

12 hours later, Republicans look at snap polls to decide if its time to pull the plug on the shutdown.

That or a plane crashes because an ATC with a crippling gambling debt can't make their payment.

zomgee · « **Reply #29600 on:** January 15, 2019, 11:17:18 AM »

let them eat hamberders

agrajag · « **Reply #29601 on:** January 15, 2019, 11:34:42 AM »

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1085207864224960519

(I paid)

Remind me again how the fuck this dumb piece of shit with zero social awareness is president?

james · « **Reply #29602 on:** January 15, 2019, 11:36:00 AM »

Quote from: agrajag on January 15, 2019, 11:34:42 AM

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1085207864224960519

(I paid)

Remind me again how the fuck this dumb piece of shit with zero social awareness is president?

'Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.'

agrajag · « **Reply #29603 on:** January 15, 2019, 12:25:18 PM »

https://twitter.com/HillReporter/status/1085162520011333633

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #29604 on:** January 15, 2019, 12:29:53 PM »

Those are just the scars from the cross from where God Emperor Trump died for our sins.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #29605 on:** January 15, 2019, 12:32:08 PM »

jesus christ reopen the fucking government already

agrajag · « **Reply #29606 on:** January 15, 2019, 01:03:07 PM »

https://twitter.com/OwensDamien/status/1085191625465225216?

Nintex · « **Reply #29607 on:** January 15, 2019, 01:38:33 PM »

"And we switch live to the White House for BREAKING NEWS"

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1085207864224960519

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1085166206095630336

agrajag · « **Reply #29608 on:** January 15, 2019, 01:41:51 PM »

shut up and eat your hamberders, Donny

agrajag · « **Reply #29609 on:** January 15, 2019, 02:20:51 PM »

https://twitter.com/PaulLeeTicks/status/1084971028307013632

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #29610 on:** January 15, 2019, 02:21:24 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on January 15, 2019, 12:25:18 PM

https://twitter.com/HillReporter/status/1085162520011333633

I'm sure this is just a message to all the good little Qanons out there. Hungrynoob could probably tell us if he wasn't too busy celebrating Hillary's 27th secret arrest and conviction.

Nintex · « **Reply #29611 on:** January 15, 2019, 03:01:14 PM »

So how long before the Democrats understand that the government will not reopen until Trump gets his wall.

30 days? 60 days? 90 days?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #29612 on:** January 15, 2019, 03:36:42 PM »

Two years?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #29613 on:** January 15, 2019, 03:48:58 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on January 15, 2019, 03:01:14 PM

So how long before the Democrats understand that the government will not reopen until Trump gets his wall.

30 days? 60 days? 90 days?

lol what a fucking way to frame this shitshow

Mandark · « **Reply #29614 on:** January 15, 2019, 03:57:58 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on January 15, 2019, 03:01:14 PM

So how long before the Democrats understand that the government will not reopen until Trump gets his wall.

30 days? 60 days? 90 days?

Is this a prediction that they'll have to cave and pass a bill with dedicated wall funds?

james · « **Reply #29615 on:** January 15, 2019, 04:09:53 PM »

As long as the bill has $98 billion for high speed rail, Im ok with Crying Chuck caving.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #29616 on:** January 15, 2019, 05:41:46 PM »

https://twitter.com/BensmanRebecca/status/1083825840994074624

Nintex · « **Reply #29617 on:** January 15, 2019, 06:19:33 PM »

https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/1085262928247508997

Nintex · « **Reply #29618 on:** January 15, 2019, 06:23:19 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on January 15, 2019, 05:41:46 PM

https://twitter.com/BensmanRebecca/status/1083825840994074624

https://twitter.com/QAnon55/status/1085314332706070528

wow if true

kingv · « **Reply #29619 on:** January 15, 2019, 06:47:30 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 15, 2019, 12:29:53 PM

Those are just the scars from the cross from where God Emperor Trump died for our sins.

He’s so incompetent even his stigmata is on the wrong side.

Tripon · « **Reply #29620 on:** January 15, 2019, 07:27:35 PM »

I don't get the JFK Jr thing. Q Anon people think he's still alive because he faked his own death?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #29621 on:** January 15, 2019, 07:28:07 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on January 15, 2019, 06:23:19 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on January 15, 2019, 05:41:46 PM
https://twitter.com/BensmanRebecca/status/1083825840994074624

https://twitter.com/QAnon55/status/1085314332706070528

wow if true

Eat you hamberders, Apollo.

agrajag · « **Reply #29622 on:** January 15, 2019, 09:15:56 PM »

https://twitter.com/PaulLeeTicks/status/1085225105129582592

BikeJesus · « **Reply #29623 on:** January 15, 2019, 09:29:05 PM »

https://twitter.com/BrodyLogan/status/1085010735963557888

Tripon · « **Reply #29624 on:** January 15, 2019, 09:45:10 PM »

https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1085286101005361153

Meanwhile, this is what L.A. is dealing with...

team filler · « **Reply #29625 on:** January 15, 2019, 10:11:48 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #29626 on:** January 15, 2019, 10:19:26 PM »

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #29627 on:** January 15, 2019, 11:19:27 PM »

Here we have a president that fucks porn stars, wants to start a freaking space force, and gives athletes fast-food in the White House. And I hate his guts. Life, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.

kingv · « **Reply #29628 on:** January 16, 2019, 12:14:04 AM »

He fucks pot stars but doesn’t fuck them well.

benjipwns · « **Reply #29629 on:** January 16, 2019, 12:33:36 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 14, 2019, 09:14:11 PM

Also, it's pretty much a guarantee that the food was hours old by the time those kids got it. Anything over, like, 20 minutes is a death sentence for fast food.

I think The Donald is too much of a fast food connoisseur that he did the photoshoot and then got these into secret above NSA clearance technology that maintains the quality of fast food indefinitively. Or they were empty boxes.

I mean, the guy eats KFC on his plane, you think he's eating hours old KFC well after takeoff when everyone knows you have to borderline eat it in the car no matter how close your house is?!? No, he's got secret technology. Maybe from Russia, maybe not. Maybe it's what Putin has on him that he owes him for. That part is for Robert Mueller to determine.

benjipwns · « **Reply #29630 on:** January 16, 2019, 12:39:36 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 14, 2019, 05:32:11 PM

Quote from: agrajag on January 14, 2019, 01:11:54 PM
that's his favorite food

What the point of being a billionaire and the President of the most powerful country in the world if you can't have McDonalds anytime you want?

agrajag · « **Reply #29631 on:** January 16, 2019, 01:07:52 AM »

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1085168741875367937

agrajag · « **Reply #29632 on:** January 16, 2019, 01:09:28 AM »

agrajag · « **Reply #29633 on:** January 16, 2019, 01:12:58 AM »

Quote

FACT CHECK: At two inches each, a thousand burgers would not reach one mile high.

Had Trump instead invested his entire net worth — $3.1 billion per Forbes last year — on $5 sandwiches, each two inches high? A stack of hamburgers nearly 20,000 miles high.

It would require quite a large silver serving platter.

I think WaPo accidentally solved the border wall crisis.

benjipwns · « **Reply #29634 on:** January 16, 2019, 01:18:31 AM »

BENJI FACT CHECK OF THE WAPO FACT CHECK: Trump doesn't actually have $3.1 billion to spend.

agrajag · « **Reply #29635 on:** January 16, 2019, 01:19:14 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on January 16, 2019, 01:18:31 AM

BENJI FACT CHECK OF THE WAPO FACT CHECK: Trump doesn't actually have $3.1 billion to spend.

especially not on hamberders!

benjipwns · « **Reply #29636 on:** January 16, 2019, 01:19:57 AM »

However. To go along with my earlier idea of a massive peach tree forest on the border.

We just have to find out what food immigrants hate, and pile it up on the border.

Then when kids refuse to eat their food, the parents can go "I'm proud of you, for protecting our country" instead of using the illogical "starving kids in China" gambit.

Occam · « **Reply #29637 on:** January 16, 2019, 02:37:06 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on January 16, 2019, 01:18:31 AM

BENJI FACT CHECK OF THE WAPO FACT CHECK: Trump doesn't actually have $3.1 billion to spend.

Which reminds me, weren't the dems going to get his tax returns released? I suppose they can't do it while the shutdown is in progress?

benjipwns · « **Reply #29638 on:** January 16, 2019, 02:48:36 AM »

Well, they've only been in power for a couple weeks. I have to assume there's more checks in place than "the House wills it" to release the private tax returns of anyone, even the President. I doubt they can even do it to other members on a whim. Presumably it's more likely of a situation where they are given them to view in private and they just happen to leak shortly thereafter, like pretty much everything else.

agrajag · « **Reply #29639 on:** January 16, 2019, 06:51:49 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on January 16, 2019, 02:48:36 AM

Well, they've only been in power for a couple weeks. I have to assume there's more checks in place than "the House wills it" to release the private tax returns of anyone, even the President.

they should send out a couple of tweets

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