Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 7217897 times)

benjipwns · « **Reply #29580 on:** February 02, 2019, 12:27:47 PM »

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Democratic Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam has scheduled a 2:30 p.m. EST news conference to address a racist photo on his medical school yearbook page. But he is resisting demands for his resignation.

maybe he's going to announce he's running for President?

also that's his fucking medical school yearbook page?

benjipwns · « **Reply #29581 on:** February 02, 2019, 12:33:06 PM »

actually that should just be everyones go to for the next year during any scandal, announce you're running for President!

then you can quietly drop out later when you need to distract from the next one

Tripon · « **Reply #29582 on:** February 02, 2019, 01:03:38 PM »

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1091531156921638912

That Schumer smile...

benjipwns · « **Reply #29583 on:** February 02, 2019, 01:05:47 PM »

Guess he should have hired Matt Senate instead.

agrajag · « **Reply #29584 on:** February 02, 2019, 01:22:50 PM »

that photo makes it looks like Chuck is in on it

Tripon · « **Reply #29585 on:** February 02, 2019, 01:50:23 PM »

https://twitter.com/allahpundit/status/1091748395897798657

https://twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/1091724762798280704

https://twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/1091731899578494977

Plottwist.jpg

Mandark · « **Reply #29586 on:** February 02, 2019, 01:53:58 PM »

This sounds like a job for Ed Whelan!

benjipwns · « **Reply #29587 on:** February 02, 2019, 01:54:42 PM »

use facial recognition software on the guy in the hood, that'll take care of this

benjipwns · « **Reply #29588 on:** February 02, 2019, 01:55:58 PM »

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Northam told the source he was in touch with some of his former Eastern Virginia Medical School colleagues, who said they believed many of the pictures in the yearbook were mixed up.

Northam did not recall the picture being taken, he told the source, and said he was not involved in the production of the yearbook.

i buy it

Mandark · « **Reply #29589 on:** February 02, 2019, 01:59:28 PM »

"said he was not involved in the production of the yearbook"

ralph, that is not really the part people are worried about

benjipwns · « **Reply #29590 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:02:44 PM »

clearly he needs to go BEAST MODE and imply that someone sabotaged the yearbook decades ago

agrajag · « **Reply #29591 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:09:34 PM »

stop changing your posts, you insecure bitch, I am taking the like away

benjipwns · « **Reply #29592 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:10:31 PM »

wow this scandal is just getting bigger

https://twitter.com/ninaturner/status/1091550436568588289

Mandark · « **Reply #29593 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:10:52 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 02, 2019, 02:10:03 PM

what do I have to do to get the like back

agrajag · « **Reply #29594 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:11:41 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 02, 2019, 02:10:03 PM

what do I have to do to get the like back

apologize for stealth editing and then say you don't think you stealth edited the next day

benjipwns · « **Reply #29595 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:13:04 PM »

ok i also think he should demand the lieutenant governor resign first because "damned if i'm going to let one of them be governor" just lean full into this thing

benjipwns · « **Reply #29596 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:14:13 PM »

boy are we gonna look dumb when that facial recognition scan confirms its not him

agrajag · « **Reply #29597 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:17:21 PM »

I like how he's like "I don't think it was me," the fuck you mean you don't think

it was either you or it wasn't!

Mandark · « **Reply #29598 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:17:37 PM »

"I don't think it's me, because this is such a normal thing to do that it wouldn't really stick with me. Also someone might have put the wrong photo on my page in a fit of 1980's irony poisoning, but maybe I never saw the yearbook and if anyone else did nobody told me because again, this was such a normal thing to do."

benjipwns · « **Reply #29599 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:18:48 PM »

maybe he has an addiction and needs to go into rehab i think he should be forgiven it's not something he can control

team filler · « **Reply #29600 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:22:35 PM »

"I may or may not have been on ambien at the time. Depending entirely on if it can be proven I was in the pictures."

Mandark · « **Reply #29601 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:25:06 PM »

Whomst among us was not a Birth of a Nation cosplay enthusiast in our ~~childhood~~ ~~adolescence~~ early adulthood?

benjipwns · « **Reply #29602 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:27:08 PM »

has anybody seen Squee?

benjipwns · « **Reply #29603 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:28:22 PM »

oh god the full page

agrajag · « **Reply #29604 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:30:06 PM »

you don't understand, he wasn't involved in the production of the yearbook

benjipwns · « **Reply #29605 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:30:48 PM »

https://twitter.com/drmoore/status/1091711932065873920

https://twitter.com/drmoore/status/1091775104437100544

agrajag · « **Reply #29606 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:33:35 PM »

I'll meet you guys at 7 at the abortion club

benjipwns · « **Reply #29607 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:35:30 PM »

the worst part about being a racist abortionist is the cleaning bills for your klan robes amirite guys

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #29608 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:37:09 PM »

jesus that russel moore tweet is quite the hot take

benjipwns · « **Reply #29609 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:37:57 PM »

i am putting myself in the mindset of Brad and Vinny

benjipwns · « **Reply #29610 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:40:57 PM »

HERE WE GO LETS WATCH A PRO

benjipwns · « **Reply #29611 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:41:59 PM »

OH GOD HE'S DOING IT

benjipwns · « **Reply #29612 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:42:28 PM »

"not either of the people in that photo"

benjipwns · « **Reply #29613 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:43:04 PM »

apologizing for not having ever seen it to stop it from being published

benjipwns · « **Reply #29614 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:44:33 PM »

ADMITTING TO BLACK FACE AS MICHAEL JACKSON COSTUME A DIFFERENT TIME

benjipwns · « **Reply #29615 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:47:01 PM »

he's looking forward to participating in the discussion of these issues!

agrajag · « **Reply #29616 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:47:09 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on February 02, 2019, 02:17:21 PM

I like how he's like "I don't think it was me," the fuck you mean you don't think it was either you or it wasn't!

https://twitter.com/WesleyDietrich/status/1091784267141693445

well now it makes perfect sense.

benjipwns · « **Reply #29617 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:47:51 PM »

John McAfee you have 48 hours to top this man or I will refuse to be your VP

benjipwns · « **Reply #29618 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:48:34 PM »

"as this conversation moves forward, i want to hear from all Virginians"

Mandark · « **Reply #29619 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:48:46 PM »

What the liberal MSM won't tell you about that photo is that there were several Black Israelites just outside the frame.

benjipwns · « **Reply #29620 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:49:45 PM »

reporters asking him about "Coonman", he's blaming it on two other dudes

benjipwns · « **Reply #29621 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:50:47 PM »

"THAT IS NOT MY PICTURE, THAT IS NOT MY PERSON IN THAT PICTURE IN THAT YEARBOOK, BUT WE WILL HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT TRUST, I HAVE BEEN A MAN OF HONOR"

benjipwns · « **Reply #29622 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:51:48 PM »

"I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A KKK UNIFORM"

benjipwns · « **Reply #29623 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:53:58 PM »

invoking God, HIS PASTOR IS THERE, TALKING ABOUT HOW BIPARTISAN HE IS

edit: OH GOD "PLUS MY WIFE PAM"

benjipwns · « **Reply #29624 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:54:59 PM »

is trump watching this, i need him tweeting about this

dude would have a cabinet post within the hour

agrajag · « **Reply #29625 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:55:48 PM »

"Our yearbook was a disaster. I think some editors and students wanted the yearbook to be some combination of Roots, Mississippi Burning, Amistad and White Man's Burden which were all recent movies at that time. Many of us went along in the yearbook to the point of absurdity. This past week, my friends and I have cringed when we read about it and talked to each other.”

benjipwns · « **Reply #29626 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:57:40 PM »

"my first impression was this wasn't me, but there were such feelings of hurt i felt i needed to apologize... but last night i finally had a chance to look at it in detail, I CAN TELL BY LOOKING AT IT" - ACTUAL QUOTE

benjipwns · « **Reply #29627 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:58:17 PM »

says he's never actually seen the yearbook still

Mandark · « **Reply #29628 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:58:29 PM »

I think Ed Gillespie and Corey Stewart really owe Northam an apology, after they smeared him as not showing proper respect to the state's confederate heritage.

benjipwns · « **Reply #29629 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:59:26 PM »

oh god he almost went into full Frank describing the problems of shoe polish and blackface

agrajag · « **Reply #29630 on:** February 02, 2019, 02:59:59 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on February 02, 2019, 02:57:40 PM

"my first impression was this wasn't me, but there were such feelings of hurt i felt i needed to apologize... but last night i finally had a chance to look at it in detail, I CAN TELL BY LOOKING AT IT" - ACTUAL QUOTE

I knew it wasn't me when I saw there were only two layers of coat in the blackface, I apply three.

Mandark · « **Reply #29631 on:** February 02, 2019, 03:00:17 PM »

Howard Schultz and Ralph Northam have really brought the country together in the last couple weeks.

benjipwns · « **Reply #29632 on:** February 02, 2019, 03:01:01 PM »

"other three photos are totally right, no idea where this one came from, i can see why it was mistakenly put there, it happened a lot"

benjipwns · « **Reply #29633 on:** February 02, 2019, 03:01:31 PM »

"I AM ACCEPTING RESPONSIBILITY THAT THIS PICTURE WAS ON MY YEARBOOK PAGE"

benjipwns · « **Reply #29634 on:** February 02, 2019, 03:04:40 PM »

THERE WAS AN AGENDA INVOLVED

benjipwns · « **Reply #29635 on:** February 02, 2019, 03:05:08 PM »

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If you're explaining how you applied the shoe polish, you're losing

benjipwns · « **Reply #29636 on:** February 02, 2019, 03:06:32 PM »

I WAS AT CHARLOTTESVILLE AND DENOUNCED IT

benjipwns · « **Reply #29637 on:** February 02, 2019, 03:07:55 PM »

"what started this yesterday is something that's not realistic"

holy shit this dude

benjipwns · « **Reply #29638 on:** February 02, 2019, 03:09:05 PM »

now basically saying we shouldn't do anything about the racist statues around Virginia, should leave it to the towns

what in the fuck is happening

benjipwns · « **Reply #29639 on:** February 02, 2019, 03:09:49 PM »

"this really horrified me, so [last night] we did what we needed to do for those that were hurt"

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