I only jerk off to Garfield cartoons, I think this is considered normal.
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https://twitter.com/Cam_Cawthorne/status/1112375226912948224CNN is at a point where they have to report on Fox News misreporting things.
Trump cutting GANG-PREVENTION aid to central american countries as "punishment" is so bonkers. What does he think is going to happen to emigration from those countries?!
In any case, it does seem to be a real problem.
The National Enquirer’s parent company said it had one and only one source for its blockbuster exposé of Jeff Bezos: Michael Sanchez, the brother of Bezos’ girlfriend Lauren Sanchez.An American Media Inc. spokesman responded Sunday to a Daily Beast op-ed from Bezos’ security consultant Gavin de Becker, who wrote that his investigation had concluded that the Saudis had accessed the Amazon security chief's phone. The spokesman said in a statement:Despite the false and unsubstantiated claims of Mr. de Becker, American Media has, and continues to, refute the unsubstantiated claims that the materials for our report were acquired with the help of anyone other than the single source who first brought them to us. The fact of the matter is, it was Michael Sanchez who tipped the National Enquirer off to the affair on Sept. 10, 2018, and over the course of four months provided all of the materials for our investigation. His continued efforts to discuss and falsely represent our reporting, and his role in it, has waived any source confidentiality. There was no involvement by any other third party whatsoever.
i love how simple these paintings arethose gestures likebu bu but, mr president, you're trampling all over the constitution!but but but, mr president, you're totally ignorning this struggling white dude on this bench right here!
I love how Teddy and Johnson are pretty happy about the situation, but Clinton is just like "Yeah, I guess I'll clap, too, whatever."
(Trump praying to a discarded doll baby while a crowd of illegal Israelis are rushing at him?).
thank you for another old white dude making money off something that minorities are serving out life in prison in America? Thank you so much Holland!
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Gingrich is not an official.
First, the Budget does not include funding for the Supporting Effective Instruction StateGrants authorized in Title II-A of the ESEA, saving $2.1 billion compared to the fiscal year 2019appropriation. States and local districts have primarily used these funds for teacher professionaldevelopment and class-size reduction. The Administration believes such activities are betterfunded through State and local resources, and they could be funded through other Federal grants,including Title I of the ESEA. There is no evidence that the Federal taxpayer investments inexisting professional development programs or class-size reduction have meaningfully improvedstudent outcomes. In fact, students may be better served by being in larger classes, if by hiringfewer teachers, a district or state can better compensate those who have demonstrated highability and outstanding results.
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1112845296428515333Trump's response when she thanks the media
Quote from: Great Rumbler on April 01, 2019, 09:11:29 AMI love how Teddy and Johnson are pretty happy about the situation, but Clinton is just like "Yeah, I guess I'll clap, too, whatever."My favorite part is how he's telling you which presidents are good and which ones are bad based on how they're standing and their gesture but he clearly doesn't have an opinion on ~80% of them so they're just chilling in the back. Also the little details: W is pointing at the bench dude, which tells you he cares about what's important, but he's behind Obama and not with the Washington/Lincoln/Reagan circle, which shows that he fucked up his presidency by selling out to big government liberalism; the nod to bipartisanship by putting Kennedy next to the holy circle; the random shit on the ground in both paintings (the money almost makes sense because Obama wasted so much money on socialism but why is Trump praying to a discarded doll baby while a crowd of illegal Israelis are rushing at him?).
“Chris Hayes is what every man would be if feminists ever achieved absolute power in this country: apologetic, bespectacled, and deeply, deeply concerned about global warming and the patriarchal systems that cause it,”...“It looks like Ellen—kind of a fusion show,”
Like the Q Score, which measures the appeal of celebrities, the E-Score calculates awareness and appeal of individuals in the public eye. But it also tracks how individuals score on more than 40 personality and physical attributes.In terms of those attributes, Mr. Trump was most often described as “aggressive” (48 percent) and “mean” (38 percent), according to his scores from December that were obtained by The New York Times. He also scored high for being “insincere,” “confident” and “creepy.” But he scored between 0 and 4 percent for the attributes of “sexy,” “impartial,” “handsome” and “physically fit.”About 29 percent of people described Mr. Trump as “overexposed.” And his overall strong positive appeal is 14 percent, compared with an overall strong negative appeal of 39 percent.Among adults over the age of 55, Mr. Trump consistently held more positive appeal than among those who are younger. Mr. Trump also consistently held more positive appeal with men than with women, across all age groups.
Michael Bloomberg might still run for president in 2020, especially if former Vice President Joe Biden winds up not getting in, according to people who have discussed the matter with the former New York mayor.These people tell me that Bloomberg, 77, who announced March 5 that he wouldn't run, might reconsider if a centrist lane were to open up. The most likely scenario for that would be if Biden, 76, whose displays of public affection have burst into a major issue, were to stay out or fade fast.The people who have talked to Bloomberg caution that if he were to revisit the decision, he might well wind up in the same place.But we're told Biden's presumed candidacy was a fairly significant factor in Bloomberg's decision, after massive spending on data and polling.The race looked like "a bloody fight for the same slice of voters," a source said.But Bloomberg really wanted to go, according to numerous friends."He's a data guy," one of them said. "He couldn't get the math to work."Bloomberg's second thoughts speak volumes about how Democrats view the allegations' damage to Biden, who has spent days dealing with wall-to-wall coverage of whether his touchy-feely, gregarious style is fine or a bit creepy.
Several around Biden think advisers to Bernie Sanders are at least partly behind the anti-Biden campaign. One prominent backer thinks Biden will run, and "is ready to kill Bernie."
QuoteSeveral around Biden think advisers to Bernie Sanders are at least partly behind the anti-Biden campaign. One prominent backer thinks Biden will run, and "is ready to kill Bernie."wow, just like they did to Hillary after she became the presumptive nominee in early 2015
“Folks, I can tell you I’ve known eight presidents, three of them intimately.”JOE BIDEN, AUGUST 2012
Quote from: filler on April 01, 2019, 01:57:31 PMwhats up with that incongruent "of" in the speech bubble?comic ruined