US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP

[agrajag]

I know the feel brah

 

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but it really does feel like a fakeout on your part, it read like you were writing about the Russiagate hysteria

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"collusion delusion" 


 1bottlejackdaniels
1bottlejackdaniels
2 days ago (edited)
Dems/MSM:  "orange man bad!"

Trump:   get on my level!

[Tripon]

Tweet error (does not exist)

https://twitter.com/DoctorYasmin/status/1112351196654624768

[Nintex]

SOMEONE CHECK ON STELTER! pic.twitter.com/e7ux1w13Mn

— Cameron Cawthorne (@Cam_Cawthorne) March 31, 2019

https://twitter.com/Cam_Cawthorne/status/1112375226912948224

CNN is at a point where they have to report on Fox News misreporting things. 

[Boredfrom]

SOMEONE CHECK ON STELTER! pic.twitter.com/e7ux1w13Mn

— Cameron Cawthorne (@Cam_Cawthorne) March 31, 2019

https://twitter.com/Cam_Cawthorne/status/1112375226912948224

CNN is at a point where they have to report on Fox News misreporting things. 

It was a pretty stupid mistake to make given that Fox News still pretends to be a news agency.

[VomKriege]

Trump cutting GANG-PREVENTION aid to central american countries as "punishment" is so bonkers. What does he think is going to happen to emigration from those countries?!

Do you think he cares ? He'll blame it on them anyway.  It's like an infinite exploit with some voters : he'll get points for cutting funding, then for berating them as shitholes, then for closing borders and then for asking more funding for border patrols.

[jakefromstatefarm]

In any case, it does seem to be a real problem.

lmao

[Tripon]

NEW: @ValeriePlame is considering running for the Democratic nomination for the U.S. Senate in New Mexico.

Her current pinned tweet is her 2017 apology for sharing a series of extremely anti-Semitic articles, including one on �Dancing Israelis� on 9/11.https://t.co/7qFHHZMpJ2 pic.twitter.com/ESyR73UXL4

— Jerry Dunleavy ?? (@JerryDunleavy) March 29, 2019

https://twitter.com/JerryDunleavy/status/1111691172559421441

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she got my vote 

[Great Rumbler]

Trump cutting GANG-PREVENTION aid to central american countries as "punishment" is so bonkers. What does he think is going to happen to emigration from those countries?!

The easy answer is that he wants things to get worse in those countries so that more people will try to flee to American, thus helping him make the case that the border really is in crisis. That would require Trump to be smart and a good planner, so that more likely answer is that he just wants the instant injection of adoration he'll get from his base by doing this.

[Tripon]

Benito Mussolini's granddaughter is angry at actor Jim Carrey for criticizing her fascist family, so she responds by tweeting at him examples of bad things the US has done. Jim Carrey is Canadian. This app is wild. #RosaPark pic.twitter.com/tebmfthEeQ

— onagapnotsew (@westonpagano) March 31, 2019

https://twitter.com/westonpagano/status/1112385702988300289

[agrajag]

how the fuck is Benito Mussolini's granddaughter a prominent politician, get your shit together Italy.

[agrajag]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-insanity-of-democrats-attacking-pete-buttigiegfor-not-being-gay-enough?source=articles&via=twitter_page

 

[kingv]

Let’s be real. Chasten is clearly the bottom.

That said, Bootyguy is pretty cool. I’d vote for him.

[Tripon]

The National Enquirer’s parent company said it had one and only one source for its blockbuster exposé of Jeff Bezos: Michael Sanchez, the brother of Bezos’ girlfriend Lauren Sanchez.

An American Media Inc. spokesman responded Sunday to a Daily Beast op-ed from Bezos’ security consultant Gavin de Becker, who wrote that his investigation had concluded that the Saudis had accessed the Amazon security chief's phone. The spokesman said in a statement:

Despite the false and unsubstantiated claims of Mr. de Becker, American Media has, and continues to, refute the unsubstantiated claims that the materials for our report were acquired with the help of anyone other than the single source who first brought them to us. The fact of the matter is, it was Michael Sanchez who tipped the National Enquirer off to the affair on Sept. 10, 2018, and over the course of four months provided all of the materials for our investigation. His continued efforts to discuss and falsely represent our reporting, and his role in it, has waived any source confidentiality. There was no involvement by any other third party whatsoever.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/national-enquirer-says-saudis-didnt-help-on-bezos-story

 

National Enquirer just fucking burning their source like that.

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[curly]

This guy loves compositions of a crowd of people standing around awkwardly

[kingv]

Oh, I thought he was trying to catch a turd falling out of Barack HuSSEIN Obama’s butt... (or maybe retrieve antman).

[Joe Molotov]

i love how simple these paintings are

those gestures like

bu bu but, mr president, you're trampling all over the constitution!

but but but, mr president, you're totally ignorning this struggling white dude on this bench right here!

Why doesn't he just pick up the money that's right there on the ground, lazy white welfare queens.

[Great Rumbler]

I love how Teddy and Johnson are pretty happy about the situation, but Clinton is just like "Yeah, I guess I'll clap, too, whatever."

[Tripon]

NEWS: Mayor Pete Buttigieg�s campaign tells supporters he has raised �more than $7 million� in Q1 � a huge sum that will likely surpass some better-known candidates pic.twitter.com/yiDbx512u8

— Shane Goldmacher (@ShaneGoldmacher) April 1, 2019

https://twitter.com/ShaneGoldmacher/status/1112654334188244994

[kingv]

Teddy Roosevelt is famously anti-white.

[Tripon]

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https://twitter.com/PStonerman710/status/1112734836676919297

[Joe Molotov]

Arrrr, that's a lot of butti.

[curly]

I love how Teddy and Johnson are pretty happy about the situation, but Clinton is just like "Yeah, I guess I'll clap, too, whatever."

My favorite part is how he's telling you which presidents are good and which ones are bad based on how they're standing and their gesture but he clearly doesn't have an opinion on ~80% of them so they're just chilling in the back. Also the little details: W is pointing at the bench dude, which tells you he cares about what's important, but he's behind Obama and not with the Washington/Lincoln/Reagan circle, which shows that he fucked up his presidency by selling out to big government liberalism; the nod to bipartisanship by putting Kennedy next to the holy circle; the random shit on the ground in both paintings (the money almost makes sense because Obama wasted so much money on socialism but why is Trump praying to a discarded doll baby while a crowd of illegal Israelis are rushing at him?).

[Brehvolution]

Trump dropped the baby because his hands are small.

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[agrajag]

The youths have spoken. They want daddy Bernie. https://t.co/2Dceg1iyct

— Briahna Joy Gray (@briebriejoy) April 1, 2019

https://twitter.com/briebriejoy/status/1112740540372652033

Daddy Bernie 

[Mandark]

(Trump praying to a discarded doll baby while a crowd of illegal Israelis are rushing at him?).

I'm going to say the discarded baby represents abortion and that's the Honduran flag.

[Nintex]

Newt Gingrich is in Holland today.

First he talked about G5 and of course answered some questions about Trump.
He's also going to meet with or already has met with our current Prime Minister(Mark Rutte) and future Prime Minister (Thierry Baudet).

If Newt suddenly wants to legalize pot you can thank us

[agrajag]

thank you for another old white dude making money off something that minorities are serving out life in prison in America? Thank you so much Holland!

[Nintex]

thank you for another old white dude making money off something that minorities are serving out life in prison in America? Thank you so much Holland!

Newt is mostly here to warn us about China and tell us to do 5G ourselvs (and not have it installed by China). Plus it is sort of rare to see a Trump official in Europe let alone Holland.

[agrajag]

Gingrich is not an official.

[Mandark]

Newt hasn't had a job in government for 20 years. He's a pundit.

[Joe Molotov]

And a cunt.

[VomKriege]

(Image removed from quote.)

California is now one of the Mexican countries.

[Tripon]

Newt is a qausi-Republican and Trump aide at this point. He was even in talk of being Trump's running mate at one point. Wouldn't be surprised if he takes an official role in Trump 2020 re-election campaign.

[VomKriege]

The @UnplannedMovie account, promoted earlier today by @VP, is now liking dozens of tweets celebrating its promotion of the Qanon conspiracy pic.twitter.com/9V9HfmFLc3

— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) April 1, 2019

https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1112785941935087616

[Joe Molotov]

Is Mike Pence even allowed to watch R-rated movies?

[Nintex]

Gingrich is not an official.

Our press reports on him as "aide to the President" or "advisor to the President"
Obviously to make him more important than he is.

You get Rutger, we get Newt. A fair deal methinks.

[Nola]

Makes me remember that time when Mike Pence argued to the world that men can't help but rape woman and that's why little girls shouldn't be allowed to watch the mischievous liberal propaganda that is Disney's Mulan.

[Tripon]

First, the Budget does not include funding for the Supporting Effective Instruction State
Grants authorized in Title II-A of the ESEA, saving $2.1 billion compared to the fiscal year 2019
appropriation. States and local districts have primarily used these funds for teacher professional
development and class-size reduction. The Administration believes such activities are better
funded through State and local resources, and they could be funded through other Federal grants,
including Title I of the ESEA. There is no evidence that the Federal taxpayer investments in
existing professional development programs or class-size reduction have meaningfully improved
student outcomes. In fact, students may be better served by being in larger classes, if by hiring
fewer teachers, a district or state can better compensate those who have demonstrated high
ability and outstanding results.

https://docs.house.gov/meetings/AP/AP07/20190326/109135/HHRG-116-AP07-Wstate-DeVosB-20190326.pdf

sigh

[Nintex]

"Thank you for believing in me": Alice Marie Johnson, a former prisoner who was championed by Kim Kardashian West, thanks President Trump for commuting her sentence https://t.co/H9n7JKbYS7 pic.twitter.com/uGZOR1E1U3

— CBS News (@CBSNews) April 1, 2019

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1112845296428515333

Trump's response when she thanks the media 

[Tripon]

Canada and the US are moving toward renegotiating their agreement on handling asylum claimants; Trudeau seeks the right to send people back to the US if they cross at non-official crossing points, as Canada already can if they cross at official crossings: https://t.co/2t5OST7W7c

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) April 1, 2019

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1112850847657021450

In a response memo, Republicans say the whistleblower's complaints are "overblown" because "only 4-5" of people granted clearance over her objections had "very serious" security issues. �\_(?)_/�

The full GOP memo: https://t.co/Lk3iOSEEZR pic.twitter.com/wJe4QocnxZ

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) April 1, 2019

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1112794204323840002

[Tripon]

.@KamalaHarris raised $12 million from 218,000 individual contributions in the first quarter. 98 percent of contributions less than $100 pic.twitter.com/n6NYw6rqpK

— Gideon Resnick (@GideonResnick) April 2, 2019

https://twitter.com/GideonResnick/status/1112877350088314880

We thought Joe Biden snuck into the studios, but it turns out it was just @glennbeck...

(P.S. We're so sorry, Kay. ???)

Watch more ==> https://t.co/MZzayceNcY pic.twitter.com/BaT0p56R2V

— BlazeTV (@BlazeTV) April 2, 2019

https://twitter.com/BlazeTV/status/1112879733816086529

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"Thank you for believing in me": Alice Marie Johnson, a former prisoner who was championed by Kim Kardashian West, thanks President Trump for commuting her sentence https://t.co/H9n7JKbYS7 pic.twitter.com/uGZOR1E1U3

— CBS News (@CBSNews) April 1, 2019

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1112845296428515333

Trump's response when she thanks the media 

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[benjipwns]

I love how Teddy and Johnson are pretty happy about the situation, but Clinton is just like "Yeah, I guess I'll clap, too, whatever."

My favorite part is how he's telling you which presidents are good and which ones are bad based on how they're standing and their gesture but he clearly doesn't have an opinion on ~80% of them so they're just chilling in the back. Also the little details: W is pointing at the bench dude, which tells you he cares about what's important, but he's behind Obama and not with the Washington/Lincoln/Reagan circle, which shows that he fucked up his presidency by selling out to big government liberalism; the nod to bipartisanship by putting Kennedy next to the holy circle; the random shit on the ground in both paintings (the money almost makes sense because Obama wasted so much money on socialism but why is Trump praying to a discarded doll baby while a crowd of illegal Israelis are rushing at him?).

Franklin Pierce is back there trying to escape into the trees.

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I can't even tell who some of them are supposed to be. But Nixon is fucking pissed about something.

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[benjipwns]

Also, dude calls himself a true conservative but shows FDR standing instead of being a cripple in a wheelchair?

[benjipwns]

“Chris Hayes is what every man would be if feminists ever achieved absolute power in this country: apologetic, bespectacled, and deeply, deeply concerned about global warming and the patriarchal systems that cause it,”

...

“It looks like Ellen—kind of a fusion show,”

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[benjipwns]

Like the Q Score, which measures the appeal of celebrities, the E-Score calculates awareness and appeal of individuals in the public eye. But it also tracks how individuals score on more than 40 personality and physical attributes.

In terms of those attributes, Mr. Trump was most often described as “aggressive” (48 percent) and “mean” (38 percent), according to his scores from December that were obtained by The New York Times. He also scored high for being “insincere,” “confident” and “creepy.” But he scored between 0 and 4 percent for the attributes of “sexy,” “impartial,” “handsome” and “physically fit.”

About 29 percent of people described Mr. Trump as “overexposed.” And his overall strong positive appeal is 14 percent, compared with an overall strong negative appeal of 39 percent.

Among adults over the age of 55, Mr. Trump consistently held more positive appeal than among those who are younger. Mr. Trump also consistently held more positive appeal with men than with women, across all age groups.

[Kunai With Chain]

So I see another woman has come out against Biden. Pretty cynical how these trolls crawled out from under the bridge to sink Biden's campaign just before it started. I suppose he only has himself to blame, can't believe someone close to him wouldn't have advised him to cut the creepy shit out. Still it's kind of sad how he tried helping the first woman's election campaign and this was his comeuppance.

[benjipwns]

it's even worse than that:

Michael Bloomberg might still run for president in 2020, especially if former Vice President Joe Biden winds up not getting in, according to people who have discussed the matter with the former New York mayor.

These people tell me that Bloomberg, 77, who announced March 5 that he wouldn't run, might reconsider if a centrist lane were to open up. The most likely scenario for that would be if Biden, 76, whose displays of public affection have burst into a major issue, were to stay out or fade fast.

The people who have talked to Bloomberg caution that if he were to revisit the decision, he might well wind up in the same place.

But we're told Biden's presumed candidacy was a fairly significant factor in Bloomberg's decision, after massive spending on data and polling.

The race looked like "a bloody fight for the same slice of voters," a source said.

But Bloomberg really wanted to go, according to numerous friends.

"He's a data guy," one of them said. "He couldn't get the math to work."

Bloomberg's second thoughts speak volumes about how Democrats view the allegations' damage to Biden, who has spent days dealing with wall-to-wall coverage of whether his touchy-feely, gregarious style is fine or a bit creepy.

[benjipwns]

Several around Biden think advisers to Bernie Sanders are at least partly behind the anti-Biden campaign. One prominent backer thinks Biden will run, and "is ready to kill Bernie."

wow, just like they did to Hillary after she became the presumptive nominee in early 2015

[BIONIC]

Darn SJdubs. Can’t even sniff a woman’s unwashed hair, and forcibly kiss several little girls without being called a creep these days 

[Kunai With Chain]

Several around Biden think advisers to Bernie Sanders are at least partly behind the anti-Biden campaign. One prominent backer thinks Biden will run, and "is ready to kill Bernie."

wow, just like they did to Hillary after she became the presumptive nominee in early 2015

What is it with Biden and his obsession with fighting or now killing other old men?

[Kunai With Chain]

https://joebiden.info/

Bernie has really taken it too far now.

[benjipwns]

that last quote, yikes

“Folks, I can tell you I’ve known eight presidents, three of them intimately.”

JOE BIDEN, AUGUST 2012

[BlueTsunami]

whats up with that incongruent "of" in the speech bubble?

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