Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 7082011 times)

team filler · « **Reply #35940 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:35:59 PM »

look for the fire exits? that's the way I always get in

agrajag · « **Reply #35941 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:36:09 PM »

in the spirit of the great noodle/pasta debate, can we all agree that Yang came out like a wet noodle tonight?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #35942 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:36:16 PM »

Sorry to that dude we love the guns more

toku · « **Reply #35943 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:36:50 PM »

https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1144422227431047169

#occultgang #bigorbenergy2020

Himu · « **Reply #35944 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:36:59 PM »

Quote

The "spoiled child" of a Houston immigration lawyer, she dropped out of college in her junior year and roamed around the country, leading a dissolute life as a singer, cocktail waitress, office temp and bookseller and getting involved in a series of unhappy relationships. She was married once, she says, "for a minute and a half."

Holy fuck, Marianne is a wasteoid. I like her.

EightBitNate · « **Reply #35945 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:37:10 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on June 27, 2019, 10:36:09 PM

in the spirit of the great noodle/pasta debate, can we all agree that Yang came out like a wet noodle tonight?

They're legit not asking him anything so

toku · « **Reply #35946 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:37:46 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on June 27, 2019, 10:36:59 PM

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The "spoiled child" of a Houston immigration lawyer, she dropped out of college in her junior year and roamed around the country, leading a dissolute life as a singer, cocktail waitress, office temp and bookseller and getting involved in a series of unhappy relationships. She was married once, she says, "for a minute and a half."

Holy fuck, Marianne is a wasteoid. I like her.

Marianne is the cosmic brain we need to destroy Trump galaxy brain. Believe.

benjipwns · « **Reply #35947 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:38:06 PM »

when she's described as "Oprah's spiritual guru" that's more than just a joke, for like a decade, mostly in the 90's, Oprah promoted her as basically a real life Jesus returned to Earth, then Oprah discovered Dr. Phil or whatever, they don't speak about why they broke up

Kara · « **Reply #35948 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:39:16 PM »

If Congress doesn't give me a law in N days I'm going to take executive action.

principate

dominate

EightBitNate · « **Reply #35949 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:39:30 PM »

BisMarckie · « **Reply #35950 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:39:48 PM »

Kamala: Keep the guns, just more background checks.
Say some stuff about mothers to get applause.

agrajag · « **Reply #35951 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:41:01 PM »

Swallwell da gun hawk

Himu · « **Reply #35952 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:41:10 PM »

They seriously didn’t bring up kamala’s prison pipeline record?

BisMarckie · « **Reply #35953 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:41:40 PM »

Biden: Smart guns

Did he get some donations from Big Data?

Tripon · « **Reply #35954 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:43:48 PM »

https://twitter.com/jacknscv1/status/1144422465940185088
https://twitter.com/DividendReport/status/1144419156797919232
https://twitter.com/TheMashPotato/status/1144419498793062400
https://twitter.com/JeremyLeavell/status/1144422325934317569
https://twitter.com/jacknscv1/status/1144416585123291137
https://twitter.com/AndrewYangFanP1/status/1144429384201359360

Yang Gang still lives on strong.

agrajag · « **Reply #35955 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:43:49 PM »

wow the moderator literally told Yang to hurry it up when he barely had any time to speak

Kara · « **Reply #35956 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:44:03 PM »

"I'd call Europe and say, 'We're back!'" Holy shit I got it, Marianne Mindset is the candidate you'd have a California Cab with.

team filler · « **Reply #35957 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:44:37 PM »

gillibiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaatch good answer with iran and stabilizing middle east

Himu · « **Reply #35958 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:44:48 PM »

Quote from: Esch on June 27, 2019, 10:42:05 PM

p. interesting that almost every candidate agrees that democracy isnt working

What.

I’m an hour behind. Context?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #35959 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:48:21 PM »

Lester Holt looks like a younger Lester Holt trying to disguise himself in some kind of time travel scheme

benjipwns · « **Reply #35960 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:49:24 PM »

Quote from: Kara on June 27, 2019, 10:44:03 PM

"I'd call Europe and say, 'We're back!'" Holy shit I got it, Marianne Mindset is the candidate you'd have a California Cab with.

wait a minute...i've seen this before

Kara · « **Reply #35961 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:51:10 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on June 27, 2019, 10:49:24 PM

Quote from: Kara on June 27, 2019, 10:44:03 PM
"I'd call Europe and say, 'We're back!'" Holy shit I got it, Marianne Mindset is the candidate you'd have a California Cab with.
wait a minute...i've seen this before

I'm allowed to recycle my posts from the LF thread.

agrajag · « **Reply #35962 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:51:34 PM »

Quote from: Shosh on June 27, 2019, 10:49:34 PM

I'm gonna mute my TV when Yang does his closing speech. My heart won't be able to take it.

EightBitNate · « **Reply #35963 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:51:36 PM »

if you close your eyes Bennet sounds like John C Reilly

Tripon · « **Reply #35964 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:51:59 PM »

These closing speeches are so terrible, should have done opening speeches instead.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #35965 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:52:16 PM »

stop me if you’ve seen this take before, but the reason Bernie might not win the candidacy again this time round isn’t that he’s too far left or that he’s too abrasive, it’s because his shtick hasn’t moved much past just being leftwardly abrasive. He hasn’t grokked the technocra-speech and the repartee that suits like Harris, warren and buttigieg* swim in on the daily and that makes normal people go, ‘yeah I’m convinced this is a smart person’.

*he may sound like a stage actor delivering his lines for the first time whenever he opens his mouth, but I think he handled himself tonight way better than I was expecting.eagerly expecting myself to get proven wrong on this in the coming months

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #35966 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:52:18 PM »

Bennet can’t be president until he lets that burp out

benjipwns · « **Reply #35967 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:53:40 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on June 27, 2019, 10:48:21 PM

Lester Holt looks like a younger Lester Holt trying to disguise himself in some kind of time travel scheme

this is the best Lester Holt take ever, holy shit

Kara · « **Reply #35968 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:55:13 PM »

Yang shouting out a libertarian coalition.

#LibertarianMoment

Tripon · « **Reply #35969 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:55:42 PM »

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1144421941463437312

team filler · « **Reply #35970 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:56:24 PM »

I was gonna say yang's battery is running low

Tripon · « **Reply #35971 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:57:30 PM »

Sanders!

benjipwns · « **Reply #35972 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:58:05 PM »

Quote from: jakefromstatefarm on June 27, 2019, 10:52:16 PM

stop me if you’ve seen this take before, but the reason Bernie might not win the candidacy again this time round isn’t that he’s too far left or that he’s too abrasive, it’s because his shtick hasn’t moved much past just being leftwardly abrasive. He hasn’t grokked the technocra-speech and the repartee that suits like Harris, warren and buttigieg* swim in on the daily and that makes normal people go, ‘yeah I’m convinced this is a smart person’.

*he may sound like a stage actor delivering his lines for the first time whenever he opens his mouth, but I think he handled himself tonight way better than I was expecting.eagerly expecting myself to get proven wrong on this in the coming months

yes, one of Bernie's problems this time is that he'll never be able to go one-on-one, when he got to that situation (or the equivalent with Brookyln Nets team doctor and Kevin Durant surgeon Martin O'Malley standing in for brief breaks) with Hillary it gave him more time which he needs to work himself up to, otherwise he just seems bored and irritated even at his own stump speeches

Himu · « **Reply #35973 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:58:32 PM »

Quote from: jakefromstatefarm on June 27, 2019, 10:52:16 PM

stop me if you’ve seen this take before, but the reason Bernie might not win the candidacy again this time round isn’t that he’s too far left or that he’s too abrasive, it’s because his shtick hasn’t moved much past just being leftwardly abrasive. He hasn’t grokked the technocra-speech and the repartee that suits like Harris, warren and buttigieg* swim in on the daily and that makes normal people go, ‘yeah I’m convinced this is a smart person’.

*he may sound like a stage actor delivering his lines for the first time whenever he opens his mouth, but I think he handled himself tonight way better than I was expecting.eagerly expecting myself to get proven wrong on this in the coming months

He’s not great at convincing you. Like he just says no new taxes and it’s not convincing even to me as someone who supports his message.

Kara · « **Reply #35974 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:58:43 PM »

"Trump is the only president who's embraced dictators."

Biden, please.

EightBitNate · « **Reply #35975 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:59:03 PM »

what website do i go on to vote

toku · « **Reply #35976 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:59:19 PM »

https://twitter.com/alex_abads/status/1144433517465673729

esch will understand

Himu · « **Reply #35977 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:59:41 PM »

Quote from: EightBitNate on June 27, 2019, 10:59:03 PM

what website do i go on to vote

www.thebore.com

agrajag · « **Reply #35978 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:59:46 PM »

Yang's closing statement was like an independent rapper shouting out supporters that helped him crowdfund his EP.

benjipwns · « **Reply #35979 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:59:55 PM »

Quote from: EightBitNate on June 27, 2019, 10:59:03 PM

what website do i go on to vote

https://drudgereport.com/

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35980 on:** June 27, 2019, 11:00:26 PM »

They need to implement a 1% poll requirement to qualify for debates, and ban drug tests so Marianne can stay.

benjipwns · « **Reply #35981 on:** June 27, 2019, 11:00:32 PM »

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Thank you for voting!
ANDREW YANG 29.46% (7,212 votes)

MARIANNE WILLIAMSON 13.76% (3,368 votes)

PETE BUTTIGIEG 13.26% (3,245 votes)

KAMALA HARRIS 11.89% (2,911 votes)

JOE BIDEN 10.59% (2,592 votes)

BERNIE SANDERS 6.49% (1,590 votes)

JOHN HICKENLOOPER 5.36% (1,312 votes)

ERIC SWALWELL 4.43% (1,085 votes)

MICHAEL BENNET 2.41% (589 votes)

KRISTEN GILLIBRAND 2.35% (577 votes)

Total Votes: 24,481

benjipwns · « **Reply #35982 on:** June 27, 2019, 11:01:42 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 27, 2019, 11:00:26 PM

They need to implement a 1% poll requirement to qualify for debates, and ban drug tests so Marianne can stay.

the "third" debates will require 2% in the polls AND 130,000 donors

these required 1% in at least three polls OR 65,000 donors...though most of the candidates including I believe Marianne managed to squeak past both

Kara · « **Reply #35983 on:** June 27, 2019, 11:02:50 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on June 27, 2019, 11:00:32 PM

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Thank you for voting!
ANDREW YANG 29.46% (7,212 votes)

MARIANNE WILLIAMSON 13.76% (3,368 votes)

PETE BUTTIGIEG 13.26% (3,245 votes)

KAMALA HARRIS 11.89% (2,911 votes)

JOE BIDEN 10.59% (2,592 votes)

BERNIE SANDERS 6.49% (1,590 votes)

JOHN HICKENLOOPER 5.36% (1,312 votes)

ERIC SWALWELL 4.43% (1,085 votes)

MICHAEL BENNET 2.41% (589 votes)

KRISTEN GILLIBRAND 2.35% (577 votes)

Total Votes: 24,481

Didn't know forums poster james had such a popular website.

team filler · « **Reply #35984 on:** June 27, 2019, 11:03:18 PM »

what I took away from tonight's debate, is that kamala harris can bring the handcuffs and strap. I am ready to be dominated madam president

agrajag · « **Reply #35985 on:** June 27, 2019, 11:03:55 PM »

what poll from hell is that

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #35986 on:** June 27, 2019, 11:03:56 PM »

Couldn’t watch because my internet is still out. Sounds like Kamala was good tonight?

Himu · « **Reply #35987 on:** June 27, 2019, 11:04:19 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on June 27, 2019, 11:03:55 PM

what poll from hell is that

Drudge

benjipwns · « **Reply #35988 on:** June 27, 2019, 11:04:21 PM »

they should have swapped Klobuchar and MAYOR Pete, so Warren could have taken out all the young fads in one swipe

Tripon · « **Reply #35989 on:** June 27, 2019, 11:04:40 PM »

https://twitter.com/skisonic/status/1144440385768439808

lmao

EightBitNate · « **Reply #35990 on:** June 27, 2019, 11:05:16 PM »

Quote from: filler on June 27, 2019, 11:03:18 PM

what I took away from tonight's debate, is that kamala harris can bring the handcuffs and strap. I am ready to be dominated madam president

I’ve always thought she would put up a good fight. She’ll last longer than Buttigieg, maybe even outpace Warren, but that’s it.

agrajag · « **Reply #35991 on:** June 27, 2019, 11:05:26 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on June 27, 2019, 11:04:21 PM

they should have swapped Klobuchar and MAYOR Pete, so Warren could have taken out all the young fads in one swipe

Fact check: Castro took Beta out

benjipwns · « **Reply #35992 on:** June 27, 2019, 11:05:44 PM »

Quote from: TakingBackSunday on June 27, 2019, 11:03:56 PM

Couldn’t watch because my internet is still out. Sounds like Kamala was good tonight?

Biden thought defending segregation as best being controlled by local communities was the way to go to respond to an angry black woman

toku · « **Reply #35993 on:** June 27, 2019, 11:06:35 PM »

https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/1144440374691270656

Tripon · « **Reply #35994 on:** June 27, 2019, 11:06:36 PM »

https://twitter.com/WesleyLowery/status/1144441355961294848

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #35995 on:** June 27, 2019, 11:06:50 PM »

Quote from: EightBitNate on June 27, 2019, 10:59:03 PM

what website do i go on to vote

predictit.org

benjipwns · « **Reply #35996 on:** June 27, 2019, 11:07:08 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on June 27, 2019, 11:05:26 PM

Fact check: Castro took Beta out

imagine Buttigieg's pre-planned Spanish attempt

agrajag · « **Reply #35997 on:** June 27, 2019, 11:08:02 PM »

What I learned is that they need to put all the bilingual speakers in the same bracket for maximum entertainment.

Tripon · « **Reply #35998 on:** June 27, 2019, 11:09:26 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on June 27, 2019, 11:01:42 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 27, 2019, 11:00:26 PM
They need to implement a 1% poll requirement to qualify for debates, and ban drug tests so Marianne can stay.
the "third" debates will require 2% in the polls AND 130,000 donors

these required 1% in at least three polls OR 65,000 donors...though most of the candidates including I believe Marianne managed to squeak past both

https://twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1144011210603540480

Yang making the 3rd and 4th debates while Gillibrand, Bennett, Deblasio, et al. drop out.

toku · « **Reply #35999 on:** June 27, 2019, 11:09:43 PM »

https://twitter.com/nprpolitics/status/1144441080433319937

News:

Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 7082011 times)