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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51120 on: February 04, 2020, 01:37:55 PM »
This is the DNC being skeevy fucks, not the people of Iowa, come on now.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51121 on: February 04, 2020, 01:40:24 PM »
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our internal results sent to us by precinct captains around the state indicate that with close to 60% of the vote in, we have a comfortable lead. Our numbers also show Pete Buttigieg is currently in second, followed by Elizabeth Warren, then Amy Klobuchar and Joe Biden.


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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51122 on: February 04, 2020, 01:41:20 PM »
Probably the rounding/splitting of whole number delegates thing is what they're trying to figure out.


Also, most likely the reason weaver is out there give three point decimal counts.

I also saw reports of places doing the (iirc) new procedural shit inconsistently. If different places were playing by different rules, aren't the results pointless anyway?
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51123 on: February 04, 2020, 01:42:02 PM »
At least Biden is tanking.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51124 on: February 04, 2020, 01:49:20 PM »
I haven't paid attention to Biden this year, but it's weird how people forget how bad he is at running for president.

I remember in 2008 he still seemed to be advocating a 3 state solution in Iraq even though it was a sovereign state at the time.  Nobody seemed to call out how crazy that was.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51125 on: February 04, 2020, 01:51:43 PM »

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51126 on: February 04, 2020, 01:55:40 PM »
Maybe the SOTU invitation is like those "you've won a boat!" police stings.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51127 on: February 04, 2020, 02:01:02 PM »
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51129 on: February 04, 2020, 02:08:50 PM »
America: there are irregularities with Bolivian election vote counting, SEND IN THE ARMY

Also America : voting? There's an app for that
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51130 on: February 04, 2020, 02:09:55 PM »
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51132 on: February 04, 2020, 02:12:10 PM »
Sounds like it's not.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51133 on: February 04, 2020, 02:14:23 PM »
I hear Bernie Sanders had trained birds to send to all polling locations who would fly back to him and sing the results.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51135 on: February 04, 2020, 02:24:41 PM »

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51136 on: February 04, 2020, 02:27:52 PM »
How many children do you think the Rands have fucked over the years

Why don't we ask Epstein associate, Bill and Killary Clinton? :kermit

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51138 on: February 04, 2020, 02:31:31 PM »
Thread needs to be renamed Idiots Out Wandering Around.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51140 on: February 04, 2020, 02:45:12 PM »
I am questioning the integrity of Biden's brain. Could someone please get an injunction against it?
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51141 on: February 04, 2020, 02:49:54 PM »
Bernie is going to get a bigger bump from this than he would have otherwise, but it's also going to divide the field and make a disastrous convention more likely.

If there is a brokered convention and unless the person with most votes wins the nomination easily or Warren manages to be a miracle uniter the GOP will have the biggest political victory since 1964.  Everyone needs panic.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51142 on: February 04, 2020, 02:51:19 PM »
If only the Russians had rigged the Iowa caucus we would've had some results by now
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51143 on: February 04, 2020, 03:00:02 PM »
As a consultant Booty knows it's not about the numbers you have but how you present them.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51144 on: February 04, 2020, 03:07:58 PM »
There's no way Weaver and Bernie would go on camera reading out those very specific numbers without being certain right?


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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51145 on: February 04, 2020, 03:09:40 PM »
ive noticed early on booty sometimes doesn't choose his words carefully, which is pretty frustrating

Presidential candidate Peter Buttigieg is definitely famous for his poor use of language and lack of carefully prepared argumentation.

I read that as "carefully prepared augmentations" and was going to ask if this was Praxis.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51146 on: February 04, 2020, 03:09:58 PM »
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Chaos Cauc
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51147 on: February 04, 2020, 03:11:08 PM »
more like chaos cacs, amirite?

Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51148 on: February 04, 2020, 03:12:23 PM »
Pretty worrying if all the talking points about underwhelming turnout and Sanders not gaining many in second realignment are true. Coupled with this news about Trump polling at his best yet, it has me shook.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51150 on: February 04, 2020, 03:13:20 PM »
As a consultant Booty knows it's not about the numbers you have but how you present them.

And as a spook Buttigieg knows it’s not about the numbers, it’s about overthrowing the numbers and putting numbers you like better in their place.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51151 on: February 04, 2020, 03:13:21 PM »
Regular Brain: Butti hacked the app to declare victory
Big brain: Biden hacked the app to distract from this 5th place finish
Bigger brain: Sanders hacked the app to show how broken the DMC is
Galaxy brain: Yang hacked the app to promote STEM education
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51153 on: February 04, 2020, 03:31:31 PM »
Regular Brain: Butti hacked the app to declare victory
Big brain: Biden hacked the app to distract from this 5th place finish
Bigger brain: Sanders hacked the app to show how broken the DMC is
Galaxy brain: Yang hacked the app to promote STEM education

Universal brain: kobluchar threw a shoe at the app in order to discipline it.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51154 on: February 04, 2020, 03:51:18 PM »


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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51155 on: February 04, 2020, 03:51:42 PM »
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The Nevada Democratic Party said Tuesday that it will not use Shadow Inc., the maker of the app that caused reporting issues in the Iowa caucuses, to power its state caucuses later this month, despite already paying tens of thousands of dollars to the Democrat-affiliated technology company.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51156 on: February 04, 2020, 03:56:04 PM »
They've decided to go with SPECTRE instead.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51157 on: February 04, 2020, 03:57:41 PM »
If you are someone who works at Shadow Inc, do you include the reference in the resumes you are frantically sending out right now?
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51158 on: February 04, 2020, 04:02:06 PM »
They've decided to go with SPECTRE instead.
Where do I send my proposal for a new app?


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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51159 on: February 04, 2020, 04:04:54 PM »
Pretty worrying if all the talking points about underwhelming turnout and Sanders not gaining many in second realignment are true. Coupled with this news about Trump polling at his best yet, it has me shook.
Perhaps if your preferred candidate is non-viable it's a bitter pill to add to the person who looks to be leading?  Probably not a huge effect but might explain some of it.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51160 on: February 04, 2020, 04:13:42 PM »
So why do people have rose emojis again? Did they not get enough of being made fun for having blue checkmarks that they had to add to the pile?

Check the logo next to social democracy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_socialism
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51161 on: February 04, 2020, 04:15:13 PM »
So why do people have rose emojis again? Did they not get enough of being made fun for having blue checkmarks that they had to add to the pile?

Check the logo next to social democracy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_socialism

So, yes.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51162 on: February 04, 2020, 04:21:15 PM »
And the award for Iowa’s smartest voter goes to...

https://mobile.twitter.com/robbie_couch/status/1224765233723592705

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51163 on: February 04, 2020, 04:22:59 PM »
Stop the archaic Giantdadus !
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51166 on: February 04, 2020, 05:01:09 PM »
https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1224807787131211776

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51167 on: February 04, 2020, 05:04:07 PM »
I can't fucking take this country anymore
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51168 on: February 04, 2020, 05:04:44 PM »
Pete Won  :)




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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51169 on: February 04, 2020, 05:06:15 PM »
Pete Won  :)

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51170 on: February 04, 2020, 05:08:37 PM »
Man, this should be a great season. The first trailer was quite something, so much intrigue, humour and drama.
And of course, DNC seemingly lacking in any character development from last time unfortunately. Bumbling out of the gate.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51171 on: February 04, 2020, 05:14:08 PM »
Pete won with less votes than Bernie. I for one welcome him to the league of winners :pimp
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51172 on: February 04, 2020, 05:14:44 PM »
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51173 on: February 04, 2020, 05:17:37 PM »
All that we want is what you take for granted, Nintex.  You butthole

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51174 on: February 04, 2020, 05:20:51 PM »
bernie nooo

I'm riding this fifty cents down to zero.


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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51175 on: February 04, 2020, 05:22:30 PM »
Buttigieg’s Campaign disputed the one major poll directly before voting day, causing it not to be published.

Buttigieg comes out and claims victory before anyone—including his campaign—even knows any results are known.

Buttigieg’s Campaign was the only campaign which donated towards the Shadow App which was the app which caused the results to be questioned.

Now when we do get some results finally Buttigieg is shown to be on top.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51176 on: February 04, 2020, 05:23:28 PM »
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Buttigieg’s Campaign disputed the one major poll directly before voting day, causing it not to be published.

This was caused to to him being left off some of the choices.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51177 on: February 04, 2020, 05:24:00 PM »
When it comes to transparency, I can't think of anything more fitting than shadows.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51178 on: February 04, 2020, 05:24:40 PM »
Remember kids, don't trust your consultant
Out of all the people who could've rigged this it had to be Pete :lol

I hereby award Joe Biden the 'fair play' award for losing like a real man.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51179 on: February 04, 2020, 05:24:53 PM »
Buttigieg’s Campaign disputed the one major poll directly before voting day, causing it not to be published.

Buttigieg comes out and claims victory before anyone—including his campaign—even knows any results are known.

Buttigieg’s Campaign was the only campaign which donated towards the Shadow App which was the app which caused the results to be questioned.

Now when we do get some results finally Buttigieg is shown to be on top.

If Buttigieg is attempting to rig the election in his favor then he’s doing an absolutely awful job in 49/50 states.