US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

https://twitter.com/edokeefe/status/1225106172094701569

"More and not all"

Damn, former mayor Pete is about to have three victories under his belt.

[Transhuman]

They might have to finally announce Bernie victorious

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Biden is literally scared of what trump is going to say about bernie being a socialist.

That's his reason for why he's better than Sanders.

Worked for hillary I guess?

[james]

Theres like 3,000 people in Iowa.

A small child using an abacus could have counted the results faster than these imbeciles in charge.

[Joe Molotov]

The latest results will somehow show Marianne the winner.

[thisismyusername]

Pelosi ripping up the speech was epic and hot af.

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  Can't wait for you and other DNC followers to meme this for the next three weeks.

I never expected you to be a YAAAS QUEEN-type.

Pelosi is the one who delivered last night. Although she could have done better by not even announcing him as the POTUS. "Ladies and gentlemen, Donald Trump" or "Impeached President Donald Trump" would have been far better.

And she doesn't lead the DNC. That's Tom Perez. DNC =/= the Democratic Party. We've been over this like a dozen times since 2016. Get it through your head.

  Way to miss our point, dude.

[ToxicAdam]

The latest results will somehow show Marianne the winner.

That would be the best timeline.

Mayor Pete has certain angles where he looks like Mr. Bean.

[thisismyusername]

I didn't take you for an 🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮 ORB GANG🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮 er, Adam.

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/FogCityMidge/status/1225044075524456450`

Will the last Democrat that leaves Iowa turn off the lights?

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1225122169904037889

[VomKriege]

Enterily tangential, but 70k$ to develop an app (largely useless and superfluous as it may be) up to the level of security and reliability you would expect sounds... Way too cheap ? And a sign it was an afterthought and mostly a fluff contract to shuffle some favors around.

Maybe I don't have a good grasp on that economy but that covers a month of work for 20 people at best ?

That would be what my company would charge for me + a one more junior dev for a single month lol.

I was going off a very conservative estimate of total shit wages but yeah I figured.

Maybe a 20 person offshore team (as sad as that is.)

But you'd be better off with a 2-3 person senior team, and they probably could get it done for $70k.  It's just hard to find high end developers who are looking for such a dinky short project.  Staffing at consulting companies want 6 month to a year long contracts otherwise you end up with too many high paid people sitting idle.

I guess you could do it with just a handful of actual devs for that price much better than the shit they pulled but if I was the party in charge of that work I would prefer to work with an established company with a lot of overhead, some legitimacy to ensure security (especially in the fraught zeitgeist of election interference) and confidentiality plus extensive testing on top, which would end up involving more than a dozen people.

Then again it's all moot because nobody cared that much, it would seem.

[Transhuman]

https://twitter.com/FogCityMidge/status/1225044075524456450`

If these callers really wanted to piss off the Democratic establishment they'd vote for Bernie

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Romney gonna impeach trump.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

https://mobile.twitter.com/chrisjdmartin/status/1225124211045421060

No Malarkey!

Romney gonna impeach trump.

How brave.

[OnlyRegret]

https://mobile.twitter.com/chrisjdmartin/status/1225124211045421060

No Malarkey!

Romney gonna impeach trump.

How brave.

lmao
"I haven't analyzed the backends of the data"
Pretty great politicking from her, lots of words and not much said.

https://twitter.com/liz_franczak/status/1224607739575357440

[james]

Wow Romney has inspired me to register as a republican

[Occam]

Some nice quotes form the guy who is receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom:

https://newsone.com/16051/top-10-racist-limbaugh-quotes/

[shosta]

https://mobile.twitter.com/chrisjdmartin/status/1225124211045421060

“As an empirical matter, we’re not likely to ever know what the actual result was,” said Jeff Weaver, Sanders’s campaign manager, who cited as complicating factors the narrow margin, the “arcane” rules of the caucuses, the delayed reporting of some precincts and the technology used to reports the results.

The Sanders review may not have any practical effect on how delegates are awarded, but "I think everybody has an interest in making it as accurate as possible,” Weaver said.

[Nintex]

The Democrats have finally found their candidate

https://twitter.com/NoahCRothman/status/1225139135670898689

[OnlyRegret]

Mittens is here to end patriarchal capitalism and has binders full of women to hire

[shosta]

[shosta]

So they still don't know who the fuck won Iowa or what?

We think Sanders will take Idlib soon.

[thisismyusername]

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Fake News, Bidet's colors shouldn't be anywhere on that map.

[james]

Romney gonna impeach trump.

I made a cool $150 off this 

Fuck you this is a community Glen, we share our investment strategies before hand

[Transhuman]

Don't you feel sorry for the suckers paying the opposite end of these bets? Gambling is immoral.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Romney gonna impeach trump.

I made a cool $150 off this 

I was denied because some asshole decided to call my phone right before I put my .2 cents in.

[benjipwns]

Some nice quotes form the guy who is receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom:

Just horrible to tarnish such an important and meaningful award.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Iowa took 24 hours to release 3% of results.

 

[benjipwns]

https://thehill.com/opinion/white-house/481598-nancy-pelosi-should-resign

The House has its share of infamies, great and small, real and symbolic, and has been the scene of personal infamies from brawls to canings. But the conduct of Speaker Nancy Pelosi at the State of the Union address this week will go down as a day of infamy for the chamber as an institution. It has long been a tradition for House speakers to remain stoic and neutral in listening to the address. However, Pelosi seemed to be intent on mocking President Trump from behind his back with sophomoric facial grimaces and head shaking, culminating in her ripping up a copy of his address.

Her drop the mic moment will have a lasting impact on the House. While many will celebrate her trolling of the president, she tore up something far more important than a speech. Pelosi has shredded decades of tradition, decorum, and civility that the nation could use now more than ever.

However, if Trump made the State of the Union look like Oprah, then Pelosi made it look like Jerry Springer.

What followed was an utter disgrace. First, Pelosi dropped the traditional greeting before the start of the address, “Members of Congress, I have the high privilege and distinct honor of presenting to you the president of the United States.” Instead, she simply announced, “Members of Congress, the president of the United States.” It was extremely petty and profoundly inappropriate.

My revulsion over this has nothing to do with impeachment. Six years ago, I wrote a column denouncing Supreme Court Associate Justice Samuel Alito for mouthing the words “not true” when President Obama used his address to criticize the court for its decision in the Citizens United case. I considered his response to be a disgrace and wrote a column criticizing Chief Justice John Roberts for not publicly chastising Alito for breach of tradition.

I also wrote a column denouncing Republican Representative Joe Wilson, who shouted “you lie!” at Obama during his State of the Union address in 2009. Wilson should have been severely sanctioned for that breach. When I wrote those columns, I had never imagined that a House speaker would engage in conduct far in excess of those controversies.

Pelosi has demolished decades of tradition with this poorly considered moment. Of course, many will celebrate her conduct and be thrilled by the insult to Trump. However, even those of us who disagree with his policies should consider what Pelosi destroyed in her moment of rage. She shredded the pretense of governing with civility and dignity in the House. Notably, she did not wait to rip up her copy of the speech until after she left the House floor. Pelosi wanted to do it at the end of the speech, in front of the camera, with the president still in the chamber.

That act was more important to Pelosi than preserving the tradition of her office. In doing so, she forfeited the right to occupy that office. If Pelosi cannot maintain the dignity and neutrality of her office at the State of the Union, she should resign as the speaker of the House of Representatives.

I can't believe people care about this shit.

[james]

Iowa took 24 hours to release 3% of results.

 

Iowa: Not just the first state to vote, but also the last!

[james]

shredded decades of tradition, decorum, and civilit

[Flannel Boy]

Speaking of bets, where is shosta:

https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/02/05/adp-moodys-private-payrolls-january-2019.html

The jobs market kicked off 2020 in grand fashion, adding 291,000 in private payrolls for the best monthly gain since May 2015, according to a report Wednesday from ADP and Moody's Analytics.

That was well above the 150,000 estimate from economists surveyed by Dow Jones

[benjipwns]

 

[Joe Molotov]

 

[benjipwns]

https://www.texastribune.org/2020/02/05/texas-democrats-expect-delay-presidential-delegate-totals-super-tuesda/

As their counterparts in Iowa reel from a disastrously slow election returns process, Texas Democrats say they're worried that a change in the way Texas reports election results will delay the final tally of delegates won by presidential hopefuls in the upcoming March 3 primary past election night.

Officials with the Texas Democratic Party said they were recently told by the Texas Secretary of State’s office that it will not be able to provide on election night the numbers needed to allocate a majority of the 228 delegates up for grabs in the state on Super Tuesday. In a Jan. 23 meeting, the Democrats said, top state election officials cited limitations to their revamped reporting system, which is used to compile returns from the state's 254 counties.

"They basically said that's not built out yet," said Glen Maxey, the special projects director for the Texas Democratic Party who attended the meeting with state officials.

[Occam]

Does that mean Romney wants to run again?

[Flannel Boy]

Does that mean Romney wants to run again?

In 24, he will be 77–so the perfect age to run for the Democrats.

[james]

Speaking of bets, where is shosta:

https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/02/05/adp-moodys-private-payrolls-january-2019.html

The jobs market kicked off 2020 in grand fashion, adding 291,000 in private payrolls for the best monthly gain since May 2015, according to a report Wednesday from ADP and Moody's Analytics.

That was well above the 150,000 estimate from economists surveyed by Dow Jones

Wow, this roaring economy has convinced me to register as a Republican

[Cauliflower Of Love]

How does double jeopardy work here?

[Brehvolution]

What kind of moron thinks Joomla is the right tech for something like this?

The joke is that it's the type of people the dnc hire with 70,000$ for a critical project.

Someone got $69,000 and 3 people got $15/hr.

[VomKriege]

How does double jeopardy work here?

Do you mean with regards to the impeachment trial ?

[Flannel Boy]

Speaking of bets, where is shosta:

https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/02/05/adp-moodys-private-payrolls-january-2019.html

The jobs market kicked off 2020 in grand fashion, adding 291,000 in private payrolls for the best monthly gain since May 2015, according to a report Wednesday from ADP and Moody's Analytics.

That was well above the 150,000 estimate from economists surveyed by Dow Jones

Wow, this roaring economy has convinced me to register as a Republican

Shosta and I have a bet on whether the US will have a recession this year.

If that was a dig at me, my opinion is that Trump has nothing to do with the economy (trade stuff excepted).

[Cauliflower Of Love]

How does double jeopardy work here?

Do you mean with regards to the impeachment trial ?

yea

[TVC15]

getting it klobucharted in here in Oakland



I would never smoke those btw. Just using it to block my addy. They were giving them away for free when they had to get rid of old product when they changed marijuana packaging laws.

[TVC15]

Fuck I couldn’t figure out how to fill the ballot out. I’m pretty sure I may have voted for Pete a few times

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Where are the results of iowa being dumped into for their stupid updates?

[benjipwns]

How does double jeopardy work here?

Do you mean with regards to the impeachment trial ?

yea

I don't see why the House can't just vote on them again and make the Senate vote again endlessly.

[Great Rumbler]

How does double jeopardy work here?

Do you mean with regards to the impeachment trial ?

yea

I don't see why the House can't just vote on them again and make the Senate vote again endlessly.

Mitch would just refuse to accept them a second time.

[Occam]

Does that mean Romney wants to run again?

In 24, he will be 77–so the perfect age to run for the Democrats.

But he voted against article 2, obstruction. Because Trump's obstruction for some reason was no obstruction.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://twitter.com/iowademocrats/status/1225170253778444291



Two fucking days and there's still errors


King Bernie got people SHOOK

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Fuck I couldn’t figure out how to fill the ballot out. I’m pretty sure I may have voted for Pete a few times

Is Deval Patrick on the ballot?

[benjipwns]

Joe Biden’s campaign has parted ways with its Iowa field director, two days after the former vice president came in an embarrassing fourth place in the primary caucus state.

Adrienne Bogen, who headed field operations for Biden, will not stay on the campaign, even as other members of senior leadership were asked to head to other early states or to assist in Super Tuesday operations.

According to several sources within the campaign, Bogen is the first staff casualty following Biden’s disappointing showing in the state.

“We had precinct captains who didn’t know how to run a caucus. And a few didn’t even show. We lost friggin’ people on the second ballot of voting in the caucus! Someone’s head had to roll,” said a top-level Biden campaign staffer.

[VomKriege]

How does double jeopardy work here?

Do you mean with regards to the impeachment trial ?

yea

I'm sure benji will have a ten paragraph care post for this and don't take my word on it but my general understanding is that it doesn't apply. The Senate only decides on the political matter of removing from the office, not on any actual civil or criminal sentencing that would, I suppose, have to be prosecuted in court once the former President would come back to the general citizenry.

Or maybe you mean within the Congress and Senate, for a second Impeachment procedure ? I wouldn't know but in most cases it doesn't seem it would make sense politically to go again at the same canard.

[james]

https://twitter.com/iowademocrats/status/1225170253778444291



Two fucking days and there's still errors


King Bernie got people SHOOK

Pushing an update?

STOP USING APP TERMS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

[shosta]

The incorrect results:

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1225167351617712128

Deval Patrick getting all these votes out of nowhere

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

The incorrect results:

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1225167351617712128

Deval Patrick getting all these votes out of nowhere

The Davalanche is coming.

[james]

Wow they acquitted Trump?

Shameless.

Im registering as a Democrat

[james]

The incorrect results:

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1225167351617712128

Deval Patrick getting all these votes out of nowhere

The Davalanche is coming.

BENJI GET IN HERE

[VomKriege]

Did anyone blame that Iowa neverending fumble on Russian Intelligence yet ?

[Great Rumbler]

Did anyone blame that Iowa neverending fumble on Russian Intelligence yet ?

No intelligence, foreign or otherwise, was involved in this situation.

[benjipwns]

Amy for America has been so brave through this entire thing. Her strength sustains me and the entire country.