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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51181 on: February 04, 2020, 05:25:33 PM »
if bernie is so good he'll win in a week with regular voting. :yeshrug

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51182 on: February 04, 2020, 05:26:16 PM »
come on Amy for America, there's still 38%

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51183 on: February 04, 2020, 05:27:35 PM »
I like how msnbc used similar purples for Bernie/Steyer

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51184 on: February 04, 2020, 05:28:48 PM »
Why stop at 62%? Are the issues that plagued your data collection different for the last 38%?

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51185 on: February 04, 2020, 05:29:07 PM »
why are they releasing these results at all
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51186 on: February 04, 2020, 05:29:46 PM »
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51188 on: February 04, 2020, 05:31:05 PM »
Buttigieg’s Campaign disputed the one major poll directly before voting day, causing it not to be published.

Buttigieg comes out and claims victory before anyone—including his campaign—even knows any results are known.

Buttigieg’s Campaign was the only campaign which donated towards the Shadow App which was the app which caused the results to be questioned.

Now when we do get some results finally Buttigieg is shown to be on top.
I think these current results were checked against the paper records. That's why they're still partial, it takes forever.

why are they releasing these results at all
Because they're under a lot of pressure. I agree that it's a mistake and potentially misleading.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51189 on: February 04, 2020, 05:34:27 PM »
Silver lining in all of this; seeing Yang supporters on Twitter surprised to find out he did horribly.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51190 on: February 04, 2020, 05:37:10 PM »
This entire process has convinced me to register as a republican. They at least know how to run an election
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51191 on: February 04, 2020, 05:37:47 PM »
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51192 on: February 04, 2020, 05:39:09 PM »
buttigieg doing another lap


We started with "no money"

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51194 on: February 04, 2020, 05:49:53 PM »
GYAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice

tbh im shocked at klobber's performance

didnt expect double digits

and warren, wow, 20% is so much better than i thought

not the final result but pete winning iowa and joe biden massively underperforming is EXACTLY what pete needed to fucking get the nomination!! :lawd LETS GOOOO!!!!

I just wanna say Pete, you losing to Trump in 2020 won't be demoralizing, because the expectations for hickish looking imp goblin men are incredibly low.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51195 on: February 04, 2020, 05:58:00 PM »
https://twitter.com/trumper4yang/status/1224824407270416384

:lol

Yangs are delusional, film at 11.

I just wanna say Pete, you losing to Trump in 2020 won't be demoralizing, because the expectations for hickish looking imp goblin men are incredibly low.

I seriously doubt Pete will get the nomination outside of DNC fuckery. Black voters hate him in droves. He will do fine these early ones, but I doubt South Carolina and the like will cotton onto him.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51196 on: February 04, 2020, 05:58:37 PM »
While these results are good for Pete, bad for Biden, and neutral for Sanders, I think it's probably best not to read too much into the caucus results of a mostly white state which will probably still swing hard for Trump.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51197 on: February 04, 2020, 05:59:35 PM »
I'm voting write in if Booty is the nominee.

A mayor.

:comeon
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51198 on: February 04, 2020, 06:00:45 PM »
While these results are good for Pete, bad for Biden, and neutral for Sanders, I think it's probably best not to read too much into the caucus results of a mostly white state which will probably still swing hard for Trump.

no, we need to read deeper


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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51199 on: February 04, 2020, 06:15:21 PM »
The only thing stopping this from being a pretty good result for Sanders is how crazy people got on Twitter.  Hopefully not too many people saw that. <_<

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51200 on: February 04, 2020, 06:16:39 PM »
James Carville just had his last on air invite I think.

Dude just said bernie is for open borders and giving people "free tickets".

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51201 on: February 04, 2020, 06:28:59 PM »
bernie was a mayor

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51202 on: February 04, 2020, 06:30:03 PM »
I'm voting write in if Booty is the nominee.

A mayor.

:comeon

a bernie supporter refusing to support the nominee if bernie doesn't win

quelle surprise

 :gurl

Which candidate are you going to vote for? :ohyou

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51203 on: February 04, 2020, 06:32:37 PM »
I'm voting write in if Booty is the nominee.

A mayor.

:comeon
a mayor... vas a votar para el mayor? Pero lo mas mayor es Sanders.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51204 on: February 04, 2020, 06:35:17 PM »
Tangent: I did have an Iowa-related thought last night while failing to fall asleep. Maybe one of you fancy statistic nerds or economists people can give me some sort of hypothetical answer: if Iowa were evenly covered with napalm during harvest season, exactly how much of North America would be covered by popcorn, and would this maybe lead to an extinction-level event? I’d imagine there’s some moisture or carbon dioxide or monoxide or whatever that’s let off when that corn pops. What with all of it going at once, the increase of pressure into the air might just blow out the planet’s atmosphere and kill us in like six different ways at once. Never figured out how to salt and butter it, though.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51205 on: February 04, 2020, 06:36:47 PM »
I was expecting 'Puppet Pete' but after all this I'm putting my money on 'Sleazy Pete'

 :trumps
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51206 on: February 04, 2020, 06:40:44 PM »
bernie was a mayor

That's all Pete has.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51207 on: February 04, 2020, 06:42:00 PM »
Quote
The first partial results are in and we are thrilled to share that Bernie Sanders received MORE VOTES than any candidate in the first AND second round of voting.

Time to convert all elections to popular votes!


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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51208 on: February 04, 2020, 06:42:47 PM »
I'm voting write in if Booty is the nominee.

A mayor.

:comeon

a bernie supporter refusing to support the nominee if bernie doesn't win

quelle surprise

 :gurl

I voted for Hillary.

Tell me why I should vote for Buttigieg. All I've seen of his "platform" is flowery words.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51209 on: February 04, 2020, 06:42:57 PM »
well he has that and a victory in iowa now ;)

but also lol iowa :lol

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51210 on: February 04, 2020, 06:44:56 PM »

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« Reply #51211 on: February 04, 2020, 06:50:06 PM »
black people won't vote for mayor pete but would they vote for zwarte pete? :thinking

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« Reply #51212 on: February 04, 2020, 06:50:28 PM »
Why would you want to think about voting for Pete right now?

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51213 on: February 04, 2020, 06:52:45 PM »
Why would you want to think about voting for Pete right now?

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51214 on: February 04, 2020, 06:56:50 PM »
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« Reply #51215 on: February 04, 2020, 06:57:27 PM »
God, today reminds me why I HATE Democrats. This entire PLEASE VOTE DEMOCRAT NO MATTER WHAT. I have done that my entire life. What has improved because of it? Jack SHIT. Democrats can say republicans are cultish all they want talking about DESTROYING OUR DemoCRaCy while always guilt tripping people into voting the way they feel. What democracy? Oh the democracy that guilt trips you for not wanting to vote for some no name fuck that helped delay polling results, invested in the voting app that failed, and is now mysteriously in the lead.

Between the impeachment, the state of the union, Buttigieg, delaying Iowa I am BEYOND stressed today and on the verge of a meltdown. I want to throw my phone on the GODDAMN CONCRETE.

Even death metal is not helping my absolute anger.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51216 on: February 04, 2020, 06:58:59 PM »
Partial results partial results live coverage LIVE COVERAGE
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« Reply #51217 on: February 04, 2020, 06:59:27 PM »
well the aca was one benefit, so that's something

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51218 on: February 04, 2020, 07:01:14 PM »
Trump has invited Rush Limbaugh to the State of the Union and will announce he will award him the Medal of Freedom.  :usacry
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51219 on: February 04, 2020, 07:01:31 PM »
Please you were a proud, proselytizing, hardcore republican 6-12 months ago.


Also, I'm not sure death metal is known for helping people chill out.

What in the fuck are you talking about

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/jun/22/listening-heavy-metal-punk-extreme-music-makes-you-calmer-not-angrier-study

And my republican stint was a reaction to DEMOCRATS.
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« Reply #51220 on: February 04, 2020, 07:01:38 PM »
God, today reminds me why I HATE Democrats. This entire PLEASE VOTE DEMOCRAT NO MATTER WHAT. I have done that my entire life. What has improved because of it? Jack SHIT. Democrats can say republicans are cultish all they want talking about DESTROYING OUR DemoCRaCy while always guilt tripping people into voting the way they feel. What democracy? Oh the democracy that guilt trips you for not wanting to vote for some no name fuck that helped delay polling results, invested in the voting app that failed, and is now mysteriously in the lead.

Between the impeachment, the state of the union, Buttigieg, delaying Iowa I am BEYOND stressed today and on the verge of a meltdown. I want to throw my phone on the GODDAMN CONCRETE.

Even death metal is not helping my absolute anger.

There's alot less dead soldiers because Obama opted for drones.

 :usacry


I hope the "coding issue" gets revealed to see what WOULD have been the results.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51221 on: February 04, 2020, 07:09:10 PM »
Chris Matthews:

"Bernie went down from 45%(2016) to 25% tonight and pete went from nothing to 27%

Fading star vs rising star?"



*neglects to mention bernie went from 3% to 45% in 2016 in a 1 on 1

GG Matthews

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51222 on: February 04, 2020, 07:12:07 PM »
Chris Matthews and Lou Dobbs are my only source of cable news.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51223 on: February 04, 2020, 07:15:14 PM »
I nearly unblocked cindi but I’m glad I didn’t based on what I’m seeing itt
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51224 on: February 04, 2020, 07:20:13 PM »
https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1224846811816480768?s=19
 :thinking

I want to do something.  Are phone banking and text banking actually very helpful? 

My one time phone banking for Obama it was 2/3 people yelling at me, 1/3 people who were already voting for him anyway.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51225 on: February 04, 2020, 07:22:01 PM »
And the award for Iowa’s smartest voter goes to...

https://mobile.twitter.com/robbie_couch/status/1224765233723592705
These two women are what I picture when I think of Americans.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51226 on: February 04, 2020, 07:26:35 PM »
A dutch guy stanning for a neolib small town mayor is the weirdest Bore timeline.  :doge

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51227 on: February 04, 2020, 07:33:03 PM »
Why does he hate Bernie so much

He wishes he could yell like bernie without drowning people.

It bugs me how much bernie looks like cheney sometimes.

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« Reply #51228 on: February 04, 2020, 07:37:06 PM »
God, today reminds me why I HATE Democrats. This entire PLEASE VOTE DEMOCRAT NO MATTER WHAT. I have done that my entire life. What has improved because of it? Jack SHIT. Democrats can say republicans are cultish all they want talking about DESTROYING OUR DemoCRaCy while always guilt tripping people into voting the way they feel. What democracy? Oh the democracy that guilt trips you for not wanting to vote for some no name fuck that helped delay polling results, invested in the voting app that failed, and is now mysteriously in the lead.

Between the impeachment, the state of the union, Buttigieg, delaying Iowa I am BEYOND stressed today and on the verge of a meltdown. I want to throw my phone on the GODDAMN CONCRETE.

Even death metal is not helping my absolute anger.
First off, please relax.

Second of all, I can think of innumerable ways that Democratic policies directly affected my life and others. CalGrants saved my brother thousands of dollars when he was in college. My first two years of college were free because of California's generous need based assistance and Newsom just signed a law making the first two years of CC free for everyone.

Strong labor laws in California meant that my dad had a very generous salary as a state worker relative to other states. I didn't appreciate it growing up but we had a very comfortable life.

Teachers here are some of the best paid in the country and, growing up, my education was very good. Being friends with some teachers I often hear about what is and what isn't being taught around the country and I am thankful all the kids in my extended family living here did not have to deal with that. That is what you get when your state values education.

Obama's Medicaid expansion helped a lot of people. I don't have the numbers on hand for the country but in California the number of uninsured halved between 2013 and 2018.

California Democrats for decades have always led the way in terms of environmental legislation to protect air and water. California has passed a lot of legislation to improve encourage recycling, to reduce the amount of plastic and trash that ends up in the oceans. Nationwide, it is almost entirely blue states that pass aggressive climate change laws like solar and windfarms and green energy subsidies.

It's important to give Democrats credit not only for what they do, but what they don't do. California is a sanctuary state. Its cities have sanctuary city culture. Illegal immigrants and their children have access to programs just like everyone else does. Everyone is treated like a human being.

Nationally, the most liberal democrats do not vote for unnecessary wars, they voted to stop the war in Yemen, they vote for progressive tax increases, they vote for environmental regulations to protect our air and water, they vote for renewable energy research and subsidies, they vote to bring immigrants out of the shadows, and they vote to expand federal college assistance.

What have Democrats ever done for you? I don't know - your most important issues seem to be gun rights and Catholicism - but I know what they did for me.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51229 on: February 04, 2020, 07:45:34 PM »


I change my mind, I hate democrats
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51230 on: February 04, 2020, 07:47:27 PM »
Don't you live in a theocracy with slave labor in the most income unequal region in the world
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51231 on: February 04, 2020, 07:49:51 PM »
Man, who cares about politics? this shit is lame and for nerds. I'm going back to my porn.

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« Reply #51232 on: February 04, 2020, 08:35:57 PM »
I did the same during the Dark Years. It was really fucking with my head for a while, all those shitty vox.com and such thinkpieces fuck with your well being long term and are probably more emotionally manipulative than some of the most naked political propaganda. I almost moved to New Zealand :dead
Move? Coward! My peak delusion from that time was that Trump would militarily occupy California to enforce his mass deportations and I'd be out on the streets of Sacramento as part of #TheResistance :salute
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51233 on: February 04, 2020, 08:41:01 PM »
if i recall correctly the streets of sacramento are full of anti vaxxers  so you may have encountered slight resistance!

FTFY. 

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51234 on: February 04, 2020, 08:56:06 PM »
if i recall correctly the streets of sacramento are full of skinheads so you may have encountered slight resistance!

I did see Billy Corgan play live there!
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51235 on: February 04, 2020, 08:59:28 PM »
if i recall correctly the streets of sacramento are full of anti vaxxers  so you may have encountered slight resistance!

FTFY. 

I did see Billy Corgan play live there!
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51236 on: February 04, 2020, 09:08:28 PM »
Petty fucker not shaking hands.

:rofl

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51237 on: February 04, 2020, 09:18:29 PM »
Who, Buttface? Edit: Oh, Trump.

Heh, Biden got 0 delegates.
« Last Edit: February 04, 2020, 09:35:12 PM by Occam »
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| #iowasucks
« Reply #51238 on: February 04, 2020, 09:27:17 PM »
that run on sentence about china, wow.

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« Reply #51239 on: February 04, 2020, 09:30:37 PM »
Fuck the democrats at giving Juan fucking guaido a standing ovation.