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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51420 on: February 06, 2020, 12:34:28 AM »
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51422 on: February 06, 2020, 12:40:17 AM »


Is he allowed to do the Angela Merkel power triangle?

I think he should take a public genetic test to prove his German heritage.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51423 on: February 06, 2020, 12:58:52 AM »
Lol it’s starting to look like Bern dawg might end up being the winner in Iowa after all


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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51426 on: February 06, 2020, 01:30:02 AM »
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I can't really express how sorry I am about this right now, and I just don't have any other words beyond "sorry" right now


Isn't this what Shadow Inc. said?

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51428 on: February 06, 2020, 01:41:58 AM »
I just want to congratulate Iowa on the most dramatic caucus ever.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51429 on: February 06, 2020, 01:51:04 AM »
No more results, with only 3% left


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Fucking clown shoes.  :joker


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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51430 on: February 06, 2020, 02:51:06 AM »
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51431 on: February 06, 2020, 03:47:24 AM »
Maybe next time ACRONYM and Shadow can pick more suspicious sounding company names before they fuck up an election

"At the time it seemed like a good idea to name the company GRU Inc. We only realized the association that came with that name when it was too late."
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51432 on: February 06, 2020, 05:40:31 AM »
:drudge

https://nypost.com/2020/02/05/nancy-pelosi-pre-ripped-pages-of-trumps-sotu-speech-video-shows/
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House Speaker Nancy Pelosi apparently made tiny tears into her copy of President Trump’s State of the Union address — so that her speech-ripping moment could go off without a hitch.
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Pelosi could be seen grabbing the pages off the table.

Video shows her making what seemed to be a tearing motion and then placing the pages back on the table.

Photos of the sheets of paper show them face down on the table with small slits on the side, near where Pelosi would eventually rip them into pieces.
RETIRE BIT- uh, Madam Speaker

Smart woman.
For more hilarity:
https://nypost.com/2020/02/06/nancy-pelosis-state-of-the-union-stunt-may-have-broken-the-law-rep-matt-gaetz-says/
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Gaetz, in his letter, said Pelosi’s “unseemly behaviour certainly warrants censure.”
This from Matt "DUI" Gaetz, who during the House impeachment debate didn't think any of Trump's very real offenses were unseemly or warranted any kind of censure, and who is obviously fine with Trump's plethora of lies during the State of the Union speech.

As can be seen by the reaction by the party of traitors, Pelosi did well.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51433 on: February 06, 2020, 05:49:14 AM »
Did you just give him "DUI" as a nickname
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51434 on: February 06, 2020, 05:52:11 AM »
Did you just give him "DUI" as a nickname

Yes, and I nicknamed the Republican Party "party of traitors".
Do you like it?
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51435 on: February 06, 2020, 05:54:02 AM »
You're the Ernest Hemingway of nicknames
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51436 on: February 06, 2020, 05:54:36 AM »
You're the Ernest Hemingway of nicknames

Yeah, I know the best words.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51437 on: February 06, 2020, 07:51:24 AM »
https://twitter.com/WalkerBragman/status/1225354183131516928

His understanding of why young people want socialism.   :lol

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51438 on: February 06, 2020, 07:52:46 AM »

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51439 on: February 06, 2020, 07:55:48 AM »
https://twitter.com/NoContextBoomer/status/1225265430673207298

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1225301011037851649

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51441 on: February 06, 2020, 08:17:01 AM »
are they still not done counting the votes? will they finish before NH primary starts? :lol

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51442 on: February 06, 2020, 08:27:04 AM »
are they still not done counting the votes? will they finish before NH primary starts? :lol

Those sons of bitches stopped with ~50 precincts left, and Bernie 3.427‬ delegates away.

I think they said they had ALL the data on hand except for one precint that was on route, too.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51444 on: February 06, 2020, 08:52:28 AM »
When did this happen?

https://twitter.com/andaius/status/1225291365761847296


Last night at like 1 am EST

https://theintercept.com/2020/02/05/bernie-sanders-iowa-satelllite-caucuses/

This is what the space race looks like.

That pic shows how nuts the Bernie bro thing is. There is literally only one white man in that Bernie caucus group

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51445 on: February 06, 2020, 09:05:52 AM »
trump gravedancing on impeachment during prayer breakfast.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51446 on: February 06, 2020, 09:19:53 AM »
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trump doesn't like people who use faith to justify things

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51447 on: February 06, 2020, 09:30:58 AM »
https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1225312942289301504

:heh

He has another tweet where he pitifully says sorry too.
Damn statistics are serious business.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51448 on: February 06, 2020, 09:50:13 AM »
My complaint is that the NYT has buried the delegate tie and Bernie's popular vote lead.  Not only are they not emphasizing that information, they're practically hiding it.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51449 on: February 06, 2020, 09:58:14 AM »
My complaint is that the NYT has buried the delegate tie and Bernie's popular vote lead.  Not only are they not emphasizing that information, they're practically hiding it.

Bernie-Blindness: Gotta protect the DNC at all costs!

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51450 on: February 06, 2020, 10:16:36 AM »
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We crushed our goals in January. We raised more than $25 million from 1.3 million donations made by 650,000 people — including 200,000 people donating to our campaign for the very first time.


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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51451 on: February 06, 2020, 10:17:12 AM »
whoever winds up being the "winner" in iowa the most important thing (and best news for bernie) is how badly biden did eye em oh

In retrospect, Warren did pretty well.

Warren – 32,788 – 20.4%
Biden – 22,073 – 13.7%
Klobuchar – 19,429 – 12.1%

She destroyed the two moderate darlings.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51452 on: February 06, 2020, 10:20:49 AM »
The UN needs to investigate this shit, WTF

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1225432684727537666
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51453 on: February 06, 2020, 11:12:06 AM »
https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2020-primary-forecast/ updated again:

Sanders 1 in 2

No one 1 in 4

Biden 1 in 6

Warren 1 in 12

Buttigieg 1 in 30

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51454 on: February 06, 2020, 11:18:02 AM »
I'm voting No One.
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51455 on: February 06, 2020, 11:19:03 AM »
No One is better.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51456 on: February 06, 2020, 12:01:22 PM »
2008 Iowa CACuses

   Barack Obama   940   37.6%   16
   John Edwards   744   29.7%   14
   Hillary Clinton   737   29.4%   15
   Bill Richardson   53   2.1%   0
   Joe Biden           23   0.9%   0
   Uncommitted   3   0.2%   0
   Chris Dodd   1      

Look at that Biden improvement! That's a win for him.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51457 on: February 06, 2020, 12:04:50 PM »
What does "no one" mean in that context?  The page doesn't explain it.

Is there some rule where if someone isn't a clear enough winner there is no winner and some other picking process occurs?
IIRC it would be the contested convention option.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51458 on: February 06, 2020, 12:11:41 PM »
What does "no one" mean in that context?  The page doesn't explain it.

Is there some rule where if someone isn't a clear enough winner there is no winner and some other picking process occurs?
IIRC it would be the contested convention option.
At that point, if there is a second ballot, super delegates get to vote?

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51459 on: February 06, 2020, 12:19:08 PM »
I think it just turns in to a caucus?

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51460 on: February 06, 2020, 12:28:16 PM »
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51461 on: February 06, 2020, 12:32:25 PM »


That Butt Bounce.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51462 on: February 06, 2020, 12:32:32 PM »

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51463 on: February 06, 2020, 12:37:02 PM »
A recount?

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51464 on: February 06, 2020, 12:37:27 PM »
Bernie Sanders: The system is broken, the DNC is broken!
Centrists: HOW DARE HE SAY THOSE THINGS HE IS SO DIVISIVE WE NEE UNITY
The system: iowa.exe
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51465 on: February 06, 2020, 12:44:57 PM »
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51466 on: February 06, 2020, 12:45:40 PM »
I'm just so tired
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51468 on: February 06, 2020, 12:49:53 PM »
He just both sided the republicans after talking shit about the dems for like twenty minutes.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51469 on: February 06, 2020, 12:53:52 PM »
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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51470 on: February 06, 2020, 12:54:13 PM »
Feels like something big is happening

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51471 on: February 06, 2020, 12:55:16 PM »
https://twitter.com/jeffzeleny/status/1225472426894647296

Is this true? Poliera told me DNC has no relationship with Iowa

WHY WOULD THE DNC HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE FIRST VOTES OF THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION!


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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51472 on: February 06, 2020, 12:59:28 PM »
I'm just so tired

https://observer.com/2017/05/dnc-lawsuit-presidential-primaries-bernie-sanders-supporters/

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Later in the hearing, attorneys representing the DNC claim that the Democratic National Committee would be well within their rights to “go into back rooms like they used to and smoke cigars and pick the candidate that way.”

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51473 on: February 06, 2020, 01:03:30 PM »
are they still not done counting the votes? will they finish before NH primary starts? :lol
so i guess that'll be a no :lol

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51474 on: February 06, 2020, 01:04:54 PM »
Bernie not waiting for trump to finish.


No he just went straight into shitting on the IDP.

:rofl

Dude is pissed.


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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51475 on: February 06, 2020, 01:15:29 PM »
Imagine how angry Buttigieg must be about a recanvas


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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51476 on: February 06, 2020, 01:16:18 PM »
10 unread pages.

Someone give me the bullet points of the latest shenanigans please.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51477 on: February 06, 2020, 01:17:34 PM »
10 unread pages.

Someone give me the bullet points of the latest shenanigans please.

once the counting of votes got close to finishing, it started to show bernie gaining/ahead. by coincidence the dnc has suddenly decided there needs to be a recount.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51478 on: February 06, 2020, 01:18:38 PM »
10 unread pages.

Someone give me the bullet points of the latest shenanigans please.

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Re: US Politics Thread |OT| ROMNEY 2020
« Reply #51479 on: February 06, 2020, 01:19:12 PM »
also there's a debate tomorrow that now has mini mike bloomberg in it after the DNC decided that a last minute rules change was needed. dunno if that was covered in the last 10 pages, probably was.