You don't need a US driver's license to board a plane
BUT YOU
COULD BOARD A PLANE WITH ONE
HERE ARE SOME OTHER THINGS YOU
COULD DO WITH A DRIVERS LICENSE:
-HAVE PRE-MARTIAL SEX
-USE AN ATM
-LISTEN TO THE "DAOU OF POLITICS" PODCAST
-BUY GROCERIES
-MOW A LAWN
-PRAY AT A MOSQUE
-EAT AT ARBY'S
-PLAY NIGHT TRAP ON THE SEGA CD
-ENTER A LOCAL BUILDING OR FACILITY
-ENTER SOMEONE ELSE'S HOME
-SERVE AS PRESIDENT
-ORCHESTRATE A FALSE FLAG TERRORIST ATTACK IN ORDER TO COVER UP THE DEMOLITION OF A BUILDING IN A COMPLEX REAL-ESTATE SCHEME TO MANIPULATE LOCAL PRICES AND EVENTUALLY BUILD A MOSQUE DOWN THE STREET FROM THE SITE OF THE "TERRORIST" ATTACK
VOTE NO ON NOVEMBER 7TH BY VOTING FOR THE OTHER CANDIDATE* SINCE IT'S NOT A RETENTION ELECTION
*WHO WE CANNOT NAME AND NEVER MET OR EVEN KNOW EXISTS