Here is my list:
Support:
1. Bernie, primarily so all the poligaf posters kill themselves
2. Warren, as she has by far the best policies
3. Harris, because she jamiacan me crazy
Would hold my nose and vote
4. Beto, white Obama but worse
5. Castro, I know nothing about him
6. Butti, I guess the gays like him?
7. Yang, memes are ok
8. Gravel. ditto
Ill stay home:
9: Biden
I'd rather vote for Trump:
10: Gillibitch