Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 6984116 times)

Trent Dole · « **Reply #38341 on:** July 31, 2019, 02:22:31 AM »

https://twitter.com/tomotamvotir/status/1156448567080321025

Tasty · « **Reply #38342 on:** July 31, 2019, 02:23:24 AM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on July 31, 2019, 02:22:31 AM

https://twitter.com/tomotamvotir/status/1156448567080321025

LMAO he's right tho

Himu · « **Reply #38343 on:** July 31, 2019, 02:28:22 AM »

Agra you must happy now! Bernie is doing real well. Here’s hoping he comes ahead of Uncle “mommy he touched me” Joe after tomorrow’s.

And yeah, Sanders and Warren are natural Prez/Veep picks.

America NEEDS that to happen.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #38344 on:** July 31, 2019, 02:33:46 AM »

biggest issue, who'd be settling for veep
neither seem like they wanna throw in the towel and bow out

Himu · « **Reply #38345 on:** July 31, 2019, 02:38:08 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on July 31, 2019, 02:33:46 AM

biggest issue, who'd be settling for veep
neither seem like they wanna throw in the towel and bow out

It’ll be interesting for sure.

Tasty · « **Reply #38346 on:** July 31, 2019, 02:39:32 AM »

I'm OK with Warren Veep on the condition she runs again for Prez and gets it later on.

Otherwise, Bernie's too old and not wonky enough. He should be veep.

Mandark · « **Reply #38347 on:** July 31, 2019, 02:40:20 AM »

I know we're fired up from the debate, but by the RCP poll average, Biden's running ahead of Sanders and Warren's combined total. Let's maybe wait on picking out the cabinet.

Tasty · « **Reply #38348 on:** July 31, 2019, 02:41:53 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on July 31, 2019, 02:40:20 AM

I know we're fired up from the debate, but by the RCP poll average, Biden's running ahead of Sanders and Warren's combined total. Let's maybe wait on picking out the cabinet.

Stfu bitch

Tasty · « **Reply #38349 on:** July 31, 2019, 02:42:07 AM »

J/k Mandy

Himu · « **Reply #38350 on:** July 31, 2019, 02:46:09 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on July 31, 2019, 02:40:20 AM

I know we're fired up from the debate, but by the RCP poll average, Biden's running ahead of Sanders and Warren's combined total. Let's maybe wait on picking out the cabinet.

At least it isn’t kamala

Mandark · « **Reply #38351 on:** July 31, 2019, 02:51:15 AM »

I can't wait for Kamala to be president and take only your guns.

Himu · « **Reply #38352 on:** July 31, 2019, 02:57:28 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on July 31, 2019, 02:51:15 AM

I can't wait for Kamala to be president and take only your guns.

*makes a mad anime face*

You trying to make me sad?

Nintex · « **Reply #38353 on:** July 31, 2019, 03:31:04 AM »

No way these lefties will win and no way they'll let Biden win.

Mandark · « **Reply #38354 on:** July 31, 2019, 03:47:57 AM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on July 31, 2019, 02:57:28 AM

Quote from: Mandark on July 31, 2019, 02:51:15 AM
I can't wait for Kamala to be president and take only your guns.

*makes a mad anime face*

You trying to make me sad?

I sincerely believe that you'd get over it quickly by getting really into nunchucks and it would make for fantastic content.

Himu · « **Reply #38355 on:** July 31, 2019, 03:50:29 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on July 31, 2019, 03:47:57 AM

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on July 31, 2019, 02:57:28 AM
Quote from: Mandark on July 31, 2019, 02:51:15 AM
I can't wait for Kamala to be president and take only your guns.

*makes a mad anime face*

You trying to make me sad?

I sincerely believe that you'd get over it quickly by getting really into nunchucks and it would make for fantastic content.

Gross.

Its been three years since Trump won though. Nothing is stopping the train. Blame him winning and pulse shooting happening in the same year.

team filler · « **Reply #38356 on:** July 31, 2019, 03:51:34 AM »

https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/1156203815403687937

Himu · « **Reply #38357 on:** July 31, 2019, 03:57:22 AM »

Also, it’s nunchaku.

Kara · « **Reply #38358 on:** July 31, 2019, 04:12:07 AM »

Learning how to use weapons when you can roll on the floor with sweaty men in MMA.

Mandark · « **Reply #38359 on:** July 31, 2019, 04:17:06 AM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on July 31, 2019, 03:57:22 AM

Also, it’s nunchaku.

See how quickly you're warming to the idea.

By the end of the calendar year you're going to be roaming the streets at night taking down the Foot Clan.

benjipwns · « **Reply #38360 on:** July 31, 2019, 04:22:15 AM »

Quote from: https://www.vox.com/2019/7/30/20748020/democratic-debate-biden-warren-sanders

America deserves a debate between Joe Biden and his main progressive critics
Elizabeth Warren versus John Delaney is not the drama we’ve been craving.

By Matthew Yglesia @mattyglesias matt@vox.com Jul 30, 2019, 11:20pm EDT

Most of the standout moments during the Democratic presidential debate on Tuesday night involved Bernie Sanders or Elizabeth Warren teeing off against someone nobody has heard of.

But these exchanges about decriminalizing illegal entry into the United States, replacing union health plans with a new government-run plan, providing public health benefits to unauthorized immigrants, and other topics that pit activist priorities against public opinion are critical to the 2020 primary.

The problem is that the candidates taking the more moderate stance on these issues relative to Warren and Sanders — Tim Ryan, John Delaney, John Hickenlooper, and Steve Bullock — are not even remotely central to the 2020 primary. But that’s not because moderates have become marginal in the Democratic Party. It’s because Joe Biden, who sits at the top of the polls and broadly agrees with Ryan, Delaney, Hickenlooper, and Bullock — wasn’t on the stage. Biden won’t appear until Wednesday night, in the second night of the debate.

So the debate between the current frontrunner and self-proclaimed successor to Barack Obama and his leading critics on the left happened only by proxy. Someday, one hopes, we’ll get a proper debate. But for now we need to wait.

lol calm down

already scheduled for September 12, 2019 and then one per month after

to be fair

Quote from: very end of the article

The central figure is Biden, the progressives are taking potshots at him, and so far, he’s holding them off in opinion polls and dominating in endorsements.

That’s the actual state of the Democratic primary, and it’s difficult for debates to move the conversation forward unless the frontrunner engages with his main critics not on obscure aspects of 1970s civil rights policy but on the big issues of 2020. It didn’t happen in the first debate, and the structure of the second one makes it essentially impossible. That means round three, when the roster will narrow and the format will shift to a single stage, will in most respects be the first real contest of the season.

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Kara · « **Reply #38361 on:** July 31, 2019, 04:33:52 AM »

Tim Ryan didn't put his hand on his heart during the national anthem? Ideally he would've kneeled but politics is about compromising with others; I'm with him.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Looking over his bio we could talk about Tuesday Night MACtion.

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jorma · « **Reply #38362 on:** July 31, 2019, 04:49:07 AM »

Quote from: Nintex on July 31, 2019, 03:31:04 AM

No way these lefties will win and no way they'll let Biden win.

Me: you don't know that
Nintex: i do know that, i wrote a shitty fan fiction about it

benjipwns · « **Reply #38363 on:** July 31, 2019, 05:29:45 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on July 31, 2019, 02:40:20 AM

I know we're fired up from the debate, but by the RCP poll average, Biden's running ahead of Sanders and Warren's combined total. Let's maybe wait on picking out the cabinet.

Rman · « **Reply #38364 on:** July 31, 2019, 07:37:20 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on July 30, 2019, 10:46:07 PM

cindi
for you

https://twitter.com/johanndien/status/1156393534007779329

Could we stop using that weak ass word--problematic. Get a fucking thesaurus, people. An overgrown toenail is problematic. And how many adverbs do you need to use lol?

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #38365 on:** July 31, 2019, 08:40:29 AM »

Deputy Washington Editor of the fucking New York Times

Our liberal media

https://twitter.com/jonathanweisman/status/1156516462875619329

thisismyusername · « **Reply #38366 on:** July 31, 2019, 08:56:53 AM »

Speaking of Williamson:

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #38367 on:** July 31, 2019, 09:30:48 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 31, 2019, 05:29:45 AM

Quote from: Mandark on July 31, 2019, 02:40:20 AM
I know we're fired up from the debate, but by the RCP poll average, Biden's running ahead of Sanders and Warren's combined total. Let's maybe wait on picking out the cabinet.

I forget which yolkel got kicked out of the oval office for coughing in front of trump and cameras.

=(

thisismyusername · « **Reply #38368 on:** July 31, 2019, 09:36:16 AM »

Biden may be running ahead of Sanders and Warren, but there's absolutely no way the Democrats can be dumb a second time and put out Papa Molester and think they win, right? R-right?

"Gee, these socialists that are popular are getting big cheers during these debates. They seem to have the 'Trump Energy' that we need... nah, let's put out a serial molester because he's 'best friends' with Obama and see if they don't notice our broken as shit system!"

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #38369 on:** July 31, 2019, 09:45:20 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on July 31, 2019, 09:36:16 AM

Biden may be running ahead of Sanders and Warren, but there's absolutely no way the Democrats can be dumb a second time and put out Papa Molester and think they win, right? R-right?

"Gee, these socialists that are popular are getting big cheers during these debates. They seem to have the 'Trump Energy' that we need... nah, let's put out a serial molester because he's 'best friends' with Obama and see if they don't notice our broken as shit system!"

Wrong

kingv · « **Reply #38370 on:** July 31, 2019, 09:58:36 AM »

Quote from: Dickie Dee on July 31, 2019, 08:40:29 AM

Deputy Washington Editor of the fucking New York Times

Our liberal media

https://twitter.com/jonathanweisman/status/1156516462875619329

Yes, I’m sure that’s why mcaskill lost. She was too liberal.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #38371 on:** July 31, 2019, 10:10:30 AM »

The worst part about about that tweet is that John Lewis is from a small town in Alabama $:-\$

nachobro · « **Reply #38372 on:** July 31, 2019, 10:12:35 AM »

very happy that i can ignore all this bullshit because new mexico primaries are so late in the season that the candidate will have already been decided for months probably. also i don't think i can vote in them anyway?

james · « **Reply #38373 on:** July 31, 2019, 10:25:02 AM »

I didnt watch the debate, but Marianne seems to really piss off Kirblar and his fish alt, so Im voting for her I think

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #38374 on:** July 31, 2019, 10:30:51 AM »

Williamson seems like fucking dumbass.

But let us not forget that trump happened.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #38375 on:** July 31, 2019, 10:39:22 AM »

I want to have a beer with Warren and smoke a joint with Williamson.

benjipwns · « **Reply #38376 on:** July 31, 2019, 11:18:58 AM »

I want to see Joe Biden wrestle a bear and plant drugs on Kamala Harris.

benjipwns · « **Reply #38377 on:** July 31, 2019, 11:19:59 AM »

Quote from: https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/455496-marianne-williamson-supporters-organize-occult-task-force-on-her-behalf

Marianne Williamson supporters organize 'occult task force'
© Aaron Schwartz
Some supporters of 2020 presidential candidate Marianne Williamson have reportedly organized an "occult task force" on her behalf, however, her campaign has tried to distance itself from such activities.

The person organizing the task force told The Washington Post anonymously that a group of 13 chaos magicians, witches and energy workers were doing synchronized “gestures” to help their candidate gain more visibility in the presidential race and more airtime during Tuesday's Democratic debate.

“The whole orb gang community is tapping into the power of memes to reflect back on, and multiply, the sort of pulsing undercurrents of our collective unconscious,” the person told The Post in an email.

The author and spiritual adviser's campaign, however, has expressed some discomfort over the matter, specifically the association with the world “occultist.”

“I am very, very concerned about the word occultist,” campaign spokeswoman Patricia Ewing told The Post. She said she did not know about the task force.

Quote

The Post also reported that some followers of Williamson call themselves the “orb gang,” posting memes and emojis.

benjipwns · « **Reply #38378 on:** July 31, 2019, 11:27:43 AM »

last of the predebates polls is out, this is the highest Delaney has polled ever (at 1% in 5 out of 6 polls... he'd only been above 1% in five polls total before this week) and that's before he got all the debate attention, just from the DROP OUT movement attention

1% of the polled are going to have to double their share of the sample to keep these guys into the next wave of debates, keep jumping between troll candidates!

team filler · « **Reply #38379 on:** July 31, 2019, 11:42:06 AM »

Quote from: Dickie Dee on July 31, 2019, 08:40:29 AM

Deputy Washington Editor of the fucking New York Times

Our liberal media

https://twitter.com/jonathanweisman/status/1156516462875619329

https://twitter.com/jonathanweisman/status/1156571898433679360

https://twitter.com/justicedems/status/1156572500496715777

https://twitter.com/joshuarolson/status/1156574303262953472

https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1156574730067042304

benjipwns · « **Reply #38380 on:** July 31, 2019, 11:45:53 AM »

the guy literally wrote a book, he's advertising:

team filler · « **Reply #38381 on:** July 31, 2019, 11:49:17 AM »

james · « **Reply #38382 on:** July 31, 2019, 11:50:23 AM »

Gotta admit, dude has chutzpah

Kara · « **Reply #38383 on:** July 31, 2019, 12:09:27 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on July 31, 2019, 10:12:35 AM

very happy that i can ignore all this bullshit because new mexico primaries are so late in the season that the candidate will have already been decided for months probably. also i don't think i can vote in them anyway?

This used to be my carefree Californian life, then their primary got moved up and the Democratic primary was opened up to apolitical, no party preference voters such as myself.

nachobro · « **Reply #38384 on:** July 31, 2019, 12:32:16 PM »

Quote from: Kara on July 31, 2019, 12:09:27 PM

This used to be my carefree Californian life, then their primary got moved up and the Democratic primary was opened up to apolitical, no party preference voters such as myself.

poor bastard. may i never be cursed with such an existence.

team filler · « **Reply #38385 on:** July 31, 2019, 12:34:33 PM »

the dnc doesn't count npp voters unless they vote for the establishment candidate anyway

team filler · « **Reply #38386 on:** July 31, 2019, 12:47:34 PM »

does this guy ever stop being a cuck

benjipwns · « **Reply #38387 on:** July 31, 2019, 12:50:55 PM »

lol at first i was like okay, that'll work and is believ...and then it kept going and getting worse

benjipwns · « **Reply #38388 on:** July 31, 2019, 12:53:50 PM »

Marianne isn't doing it either:

~2:12

also this was the only result I got on YouTube from "tim ryan anthem"

edit: thanks YouTube thumbnail for FACT CHECKING me, seems she had to conserve orb energy and not do it the entire time

Brehvolution · « **Reply #38389 on:** July 31, 2019, 01:07:50 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 31, 2019, 12:20:43 PM

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1156596491018022913

Nintex · « **Reply #38390 on:** July 31, 2019, 01:08:53 PM »

https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/1156606968276115461

agrajag · « **Reply #38391 on:** July 31, 2019, 01:09:32 PM »

Quote from: shosta on July 31, 2019, 01:53:50 AM

Quote from: agrajag on July 31, 2019, 12:31:39 AM
did you outsource this post to Boredfrom?
laughing irl because of the triple joke about the grammar mistake, the anti-filler bias, and Boredfrom living in Mexico well done

I am glad someone got my joke about cheaply built Mexican grammar