https://twitter.com/business/status/1229882376723017728Bye Joe. We don't even know you.
Thank you for helping us save Iowa from the Reds Pete the MikeNator will take it from here.
Just tell us if you want State, Treasury of Defense.
Amy, we still love you. If Hillary dies early you'll be the VP gurl. Maybe you can take over from Tom? Get the DNC in line?

Bernie, Bro... Mike will foot the bill for the convention. We'll have fireworks, artists, captains of industry and foreign leaders.
So maybe you and your friends shouldn't come to make a scene? Don't be divisive and let the adults handle it for once!
ALL ABOARD THE BLOOMBUS!