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Alright, well I'll legit take a break now since it's clear my presence here is just distracting from productive conversation. See you all in November maybe.
I am not going to read that.
And now a hearty welcome to our newest member Adnelg!
Quote from: Glenda on March 11, 2020, 02:56:57 PMAlright, well I'll legit take a break now since it's clear my presence here is just distracting from productive conversation. See you all in November maybe.Wait, you forgot to like my previous post! Here you can still like this one with alternative emotes:Bernie: "We cannot, and we will not, elect a distinguished speech-challenged fellow into the General debates." Biden: "Listen here cornpop--" Bernie:"No listen here, fuckface *crowd gasps as Biden mutters silently to himself "he can't do that”* Bernie:"Listen you "stuttering" fuck, we all know you have dementia..." Biden:"You--you can't mention that! The DNC gave you strict guidelines saying you can--" Bernie:"Biden, I am once again telling you to shut the fuck up. I'm sick and tired of the multi-millionaires and the multi-billionaires pushing me around, reducing me to being a soft stump speaker. Frankly, the nominee should be the one that can handle the pressure when it matters most, and we all know your mental state is too frail for a challenge." *Bernie whistles*Bernie:"Bring her out." *Jill Biden crawls out onto the debate stage on all fours. Her gimp outfit closely resembles that of a dog. Her face is covered in leather, but you can practically see the sweat underneath**Bernie walks over and unzips the crotch region completely*Bernie:"Biden, I will fuck your wife tonight--"*Biden drops to his knees*Biden:"No, no!" Bernie:"All you have to do is tell me to stop, provided it's in a complete sentence." *Bernie derobes and slams his cock into Jill Biden's chocolate starfish. The force provides an enmorous echo throughout the debate hall despite its full occupancy. His grass roots brush against Jill Biden's bare ass* Biden: "No! Stop!" Bernie:"That won't do!"*Full minutes pass by, Jill Biden's elderly body caresses the floor with no energy left to spare."Biden:"Please sto--just sto--"Bernie: "Look at this fool, he can't get more than a few words out."*A digital chyron borders the stage, now showing millions of dollars being poured into Bernie's campaign as a result of this bold new strategy. Bernie's only satisfaction out of this is providing a better future for Americans after he passes in a few years. He didn't want to do this, he never wanted to do this. They forced him to do this. **It's been half-an-hour, the auditorium is silent save the sloshing of fluids and squeaking of leather. Biden is no longer in shock, his main priority is coming up with a coherent sentence*Biden:"Please, stop *unintelligible nonsense* please *more unintelligible nonsense* O-obama"*Another ten minutes pass. Biden finally breaks*Biden: "Please, jus--just keep going." His head hangs in defeat.*The crowd storms the stage and takes turns with Jill Biden in a grassroots movement that historians have dubbed Super Tuesday 3. This movement was instrumental in the implementation of a Communist utopia to the likes of which nobody would have ever conceived.*
Ok I just noticed that even George Will is soft endorsing Joe Biden I'm actually losing my goddamn mind over this. I am not sharing a tent with these people. Get the fuck out of my party
Thinking it was ever your party
This is what happens when Kara abandons his offspring
Quote from: curly on March 11, 2020, 03:30:15 PMThis is what happens when Kara abandons his offspringThe succdem lost, I can stop stressing out about electoralism and just pick between Kang and Kodos
What ways do you think we can improve the situation in America beyond electoralism?
Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on March 11, 2020, 03:35:48 PMWhat ways do you think we can improve the situation in America beyond electoralism?What Is To Be Done? by the young Shosta Kovich
Quote from: nachobro on March 11, 2020, 02:10:31 PMthe cognitive decline is spreading!https://twitter.com/JohnRuddick2/status/1236944247263133696was probably referring to MERS?this cognitive decline meme is fucking grossremember when obama said 57 states? was that cognitive decline ? fuck outta here
the cognitive decline is spreading!https://twitter.com/JohnRuddick2/status/1236944247263133696
https://twitter.com/StevePtweets/status/1237751171915198464well well well...the bernard brothers strike again
Quote from: filler on March 11, 2020, 04:26:29 PMhttps://twitter.com/TheNewThinkerr/status/1237815759981744129love it! His heart would explode if he ever tired anything energetic as this.
https://twitter.com/TheNewThinkerr/status/1237815759981744129love it!
amazing to see this play out and have both parties try and toe the status quo re: healthcare
https://mobile.twitter.com/mollyhc/status/1237839244648824833Some good reporting here.
We must beat it as quickly and safely as possible.
Absentee voting in MI is up 97%.Is that good?
There's a pretty obvious reason for that, so who knows. Good in what sense?
I thought it was a hoax.Can we nuke Corona, sounds dangerous?
The fabric of our society is pretty shitty and sometimes it feels like just getting bowling leagues going so people know each other would be the most helpful thing. I'm tempted to try to make a lefty book club in my area
you ameribores better not have disappointed her
