Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 7000507 times)

Nintex · « **Reply #54360 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:47:38 PM »

Trump infecting the top 1%

james · « **Reply #54361 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:48:09 PM »

WTF is this corporate parade

Is gatorade next?

When youre dying in bed, stay hydrated!

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #54362 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:48:14 PM »

OMG LITERAL ADVERSTINGMENT

REFRESHMENTS

Dude's turn no shake. lol

Himu · « **Reply #54363 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:48:18 PM »

Propagandhim · « **Reply #54364 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:48:36 PM »

We'd like to reintroduce Google+

audience groans

All your medical data is accessible in this easy to use dashboa....

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #54365 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:48:53 PM »

he's touching as many people as he can.

i can't handle this.

james · « **Reply #54366 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:49:16 PM »

Stock market is absolutely loving this

Meanwhile normal people:

WHERE ARE THE DOCTORS ARE SCIENTISTS

stufte · « **Reply #54367 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:49:21 PM »

THIS SPEECHENATION SPONSORED BY BRAWNDO.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Sponsored by Carls Jr.

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Himu · « **Reply #54368 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:49:52 PM »

WHERE ARE EXPERTS AND NOT CORPORATE SHILLS

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #54369 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:49:58 PM »

hey guys, maybe not get so close to the microphone that trump is dripping his sniffs on.

Mandark · « **Reply #54370 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:50:07 PM »

benji and ta please confirm

Nintex · « **Reply #54371 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:51:08 PM »

I think Fauci is about to cry as Trump removes all regulations from healthcare.

Himu · « **Reply #54372 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:51:11 PM »

CVS

(please shop there)

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #54373 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:52:41 PM »

handshake rejected

that guy will be murdered

Nintex · « **Reply #54374 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:52:45 PM »

lmao, some guy manages to escape his hands, he bumps against him instead.

Mandark · « **Reply #54375 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:53:15 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 13, 2020, 03:50:51 PM

Dick Armey

somehow not the name of the former gop leader who turned out to be a child molester

james · « **Reply #54376 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:53:30 PM »

People will be watching this conference 700 years from now

Nintex · « **Reply #54377 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:54:01 PM »

Trump buying the cheap Saudi and Russian oil to fill up the reserves

MBS and Putin played like a fiddle

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #54378 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:54:01 PM »

buy crude oil

stufte · « **Reply #54379 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:54:12 PM »

I'll buy that oil for a GOOD PRICE.

Himu · « **Reply #54380 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:54:41 PM »

All American citizens coming from Europe are having a voluntary quarantine.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #54381 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:55:56 PM »

I swear Fauci wanted to shit on this whole farce but aborted last second.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #54382 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:56:21 PM »

WEBMD.GOV

Nintex · « **Reply #54383 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:56:42 PM »

Wow Mike, can't believe they're giving up a bit of parking lot

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #54384 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:56:59 PM »

murders at drug stores are about to rise sharply

Himu · « **Reply #54385 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:57:01 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on March 13, 2020, 03:56:21 PM

WEBMD.GOV

Such an unparalleled partnership.

Nintex · « **Reply #54386 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:58:28 PM »

You have to admire the craftsmanship of the Trump administration in turning a global viral disease outbreak into a new grift to launder some public funds with the Mar-A-Lago golf club in less than a week.

Himu · « **Reply #54387 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:58:54 PM »

such an incredible public-private partnership

stufte · « **Reply #54388 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:58:55 PM »

BE PROUD of this public and PRIVATE partnership. Man, those CEOs are practically jerking off to the revenue this will generate.

Nintex · « **Reply #54389 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:00:16 PM »

Quote from: stufte on March 13, 2020, 03:58:55 PM

BE PROUD of this public and PRIVATE partnership. Man, those CEOs are practically jerking off to the revenue this will generate.

I think Larry is actually inside the White House trading these companies as he must've known about these announcements

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #54390 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:06:41 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on March 13, 2020, 03:34:07 PM

Did trump declare national emergency so he doesn't have to sign the bill from congress?

Yuuuuup, he's shitting on the bill now.

Nintex · « **Reply #54391 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:07:49 PM »

In 2 hours a paper with more measures to shore up the economy.

Prepare for helicopter money bois

Propagandhim · « **Reply #54392 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:07:58 PM »

Maybe there's some rationale behind it, but what is the issue with Trump just taking a test so he could say, "I took the test, I'm fine" and put these questions to rest.

mormapope · « **Reply #54393 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:08:02 PM »

Just wanna chime in and say with Trump's luck, he's actually a super carrier who will suffer from almost no symptoms, and will infect everyone around him while remaining unscathed.

Himu · « **Reply #54394 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:08:53 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on March 13, 2020, 04:08:02 PM

Just wanna chime in and say with Trump's luck, he's actually a super carrier who will suffer from almost no symptoms, and will infect everyone around him while remaining unscathed.

This post is cursed.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #54395 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:09:05 PM »

"I dont take responsibility at all"

james · « **Reply #54396 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:09:06 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on March 13, 2020, 04:08:02 PM

Just wanna chime in and say with Trump's luck, he's actually a super carrier who will suffer from almost no symptoms, and will infect everyone around him while remaining unscathed.

Hes patient zero.

Someone plot his last trip to China with the outbreak emergence

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #54397 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:14:02 PM »

What a dickhead

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #54398 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:14:25 PM »

ask a business questions please!

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #54399 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:16:29 PM »

Quote from: Propagandhim on March 13, 2020, 04:07:58 PM

Maybe there's some rationale behind it, but what is the issue with Trump just taking a test so he could say, "I took the test, I'm fine" and put these questions to rest.

If he's positive he would be removed almost immediately considering the death rate for that age bracket.

Propagandhim · « **Reply #54400 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:17:44 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on March 13, 2020, 04:14:25 PM

ask a business questions please!

I'm glad you're showing interest in our Google+ relaunch. With our Medicare profile app, we offer interactive calendar support to remind you of your premium schedule that you will never be able to erase and why don't you go ahead and put some cool pics up on your profile

Himu · « **Reply #54401 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:17:57 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on March 13, 2020, 04:14:02 PM

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What a dickhead

What's the context? I stopped watching because I couldn't take anymore.

stufte · « **Reply #54402 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:19:03 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on March 13, 2020, 04:17:57 PM

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on March 13, 2020, 04:14:02 PM
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What a dickhead

What's the context? I stopped watching because I couldn't take anymore.

shooshing journalists who are asking difficult questions.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #54403 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:21:38 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on March 13, 2020, 04:17:57 PM

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on March 13, 2020, 04:14:02 PM
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What a dickhead

What's the context? I stopped watching because I couldn't take anymore.

Hushing my girl Kristen Welker when she tried to do a compound/followup question.

team filler · « **Reply #54404 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:24:10 PM »

we're just seeing the real government for once

Well - theoretical physicist here - it is funny that discrepancies sometimes exceed the margin of error and the directionality - always in favor of the establishment candidate - is statistically speaking very hard to explain??https://t.co/5WvvYZXSqQ https://t.co/yrRI7pGOox
— Petar Simic (@PDSimic) March 13, 2020

https://twitter.com/PDSimic/status/1238539547295834114

Nintex · « **Reply #54405 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:25:21 PM »

Trump is now obviously calling on the reporters that he 'likes' for 'reasons'

stufte · « **Reply #54406 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:25:29 PM »

I DIDN'T DO IT.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #54407 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:26:02 PM »

"I don't know anything about it"

what the fuck is he losing his mind right now?

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #54408 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:31:22 PM »

cruz containment

what if we just keep telling ted cruz this forever https://t.co/Rb6ptmfRJP
— Liz Franczak (@liz_franczak) March 13, 2020

https://twitter.com/liz_franczak/status/1238556327107915778

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #54409 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:32:21 PM »

ahahaha

he just went from not being testing to we're working on it in like 5 secs cause he got pushback.

pay attention you fucking stupid reporters.

Coffee Dog · « **Reply #54410 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:34:15 PM »

Head to a crowded walmart parking lot full of asymptomatic carriers to get your mouth swabbed for an airborne disease

Ahhhhhh this is such bad advice what the fuck

Propagandhim · « **Reply #54411 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:34:57 PM »

Imagine being so mercenary about politicking that you refuse to get a tested because it expresses some sort of weakness or something. That's the only rationale I can come up with for why the President refuses one.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #54412 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:35:15 PM »

Quote from: Coffee Dog on March 13, 2020, 04:34:15 PM

Head to a crowded walmart parking lot full of asymptomatic carriers to get your mouth swabbed for an airborne disease

Ahhhhhh this is such bad advice what the fuck

Surely they'll have UV lights.

When does Trump activate the SHD and have me going around shooting bullet sponges for loot?

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #54413 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:36:01 PM »

holy shit

"you've seen the boxes"

herherherher

just like that

idontknowhwatimsayingitslikemagic

Coffee Dog · « **Reply #54414 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:36:10 PM »

Reporters forcing Trump to cop to not getting tested

stufte · « **Reply #54415 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:36:44 PM »

Politicians and corporate slugs shouldn't be the face of a national health emergency.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #54416 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:37:02 PM »

she's making shit up right now

wow

stufte · « **Reply #54417 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:37:32 PM »

If this had happened a few years ago, it would have been Theranos up there. And that would have been amazing.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #54418 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:40:41 PM »

Not your personal:

Quote from: shosta on March 13, 2020, 03:50:51 PM

Dick Armey

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #54419 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:41:18 PM »

Is this the guy that Modi sold to trump?

News:

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