Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1409243 times)

TVC15 · « **Reply #11100 on:** July 01, 2019, 08:33:01 AM »

Come on, rahx. I just took a shit so bad that I sprayed puke all over my bathroom. I need another video. To help you.

demi · « **Reply #11101 on:** July 01, 2019, 09:00:00 AM »

I edited out the links but I'm sure everyone here downloaded it so whatever

Anyway it wasn't that impressive. I've seen better

TVC15 · « **Reply #11102 on:** July 01, 2019, 09:16:18 AM »

I’m sure kiwifarms trolls have already uploaded it to every amateur site on the net by now anyway.

demi · « **Reply #11103 on:** July 01, 2019, 10:48:28 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on June 30, 2019, 01:47:54 PM

Here’s hoping this ushers in a new era of bire amateur porn

I see yall forgot about the original bore amatuer porn - Tiesto

TVC15 · « **Reply #11104 on:** July 01, 2019, 11:07:41 AM »

Quote from: demi on July 01, 2019, 10:48:28 AM

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on June 30, 2019, 01:47:54 PM
Here’s hoping this ushers in a new era of bire amateur porn

I see yall forgot about the original bore amatuer porn - Tiesto

I missed this. What was it?

Atramental · « **Reply #11105 on:** July 01, 2019, 11:43:00 AM »

Quote from: toku on June 30, 2019, 04:34:53 PM

Atra somewhere rn with a gaped third eye wondering all of a sudden why darkness has leaked into his awareness

My last trip, for a long while, was this weekend.

I was with my group of friends and we were doing a group tarot card reading.

I drew the eight of pentacles which only reconfirmed that I should be dedicating my life to my art/creative pursuits.

Once I do, everything else in my life will begin falling into place.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11106 on:** July 01, 2019, 11:55:26 AM »

Why was it your last trip for a while?

Atramental · « **Reply #11107 on:** July 01, 2019, 12:00:34 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 01, 2019, 11:55:26 AM

Why was it your last trip for a while?

-The guy I get my psychedelics from has gone silent
-My brain/mind needs a break

VomKriege · « **Reply #11108 on:** July 01, 2019, 05:32:05 PM »

Well, I'm single. It was great while it lasted but apparently that spark of something more didn't come, regardless of the affinities we have
I was wondering for last two weeks if we needed to have a talk about what next, I guess the lesson ever retold is to trust your instincts about those things. It was an incredibly comfy (maybe too comfy, if it make sense) relationship and one that I found super gratifying and I hope she'll still be a regular part of my life as a friend after some breathing room.

Onwards to new adventures.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #11109 on:** July 01, 2019, 05:51:47 PM »

holy shit what did I miss

skullstorm · « **Reply #11110 on:** July 01, 2019, 06:03:28 PM »

It was the best (and only) bore hog I've ever seen

toku · « **Reply #11111 on:** July 01, 2019, 06:18:39 PM »

Quote from: skullstorm on July 01, 2019, 06:03:28 PM

It was the best (and only) bore hog I've ever seen

It's a matter of time before we see Filler's I think.

skullstorm · « **Reply #11112 on:** July 01, 2019, 06:22:41 PM »

It would be a pretty good way for Dufus to get some serious likes too

TVC15 · « **Reply #11113 on:** July 01, 2019, 06:25:49 PM »

Quote from: toku on July 01, 2019, 06:18:39 PM

Quote from: skullstorm on July 01, 2019, 06:03:28 PM
It was the best (and only) bore hog I've ever seen

It's a matter of time before we see Filler's I think.

I think we’ll see Rahx’s again. We just have to catch him in the right worked-up, impulsive mood.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #11114 on:** July 01, 2019, 07:46:24 PM »

I’ll show mine if he shows his

shosta · « **Reply #11115 on:** July 01, 2019, 07:48:06 PM »

what happened

TEEEPO · « **Reply #11116 on:** July 01, 2019, 07:50:59 PM »

oh shoot i missed it

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #11117 on:** July 01, 2019, 07:51:12 PM »

Maybe she was gay.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11118 on:** July 01, 2019, 08:12:29 PM »

Quote from: Dantizzinel on July 01, 2019, 08:03:07 PM

Quote from: shosta on July 01, 2019, 07:48:06 PM
what happened

She wanted to get married

You should marry me for US citizenship instead.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11119 on:** July 01, 2019, 08:19:54 PM »

Quote from: Dantizzinel on July 01, 2019, 08:16:41 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 01, 2019, 08:12:29 PM
Quote from: Dantizzinel on July 01, 2019, 08:03:07 PM
Quote from: shosta on July 01, 2019, 07:48:06 PM
what happened

She wanted to get married

You should marry me for US citizenship instead.

OK

Let’s talk deets. I want one year of sexual favors and then you have total freedom. You’ll be on call for topping me from Sunday to Thursday, and we’ll live a 24-hour D/s relationship. You will have off Friday and Saturday to pursue whatever kind of ass you want. You also have to cook and clean. After a year, you are totally free. During this year, I will provide and care for you financially.

Tasty · « **Reply #11120 on:** July 01, 2019, 08:22:40 PM »

I'd be game except I can't top (consistently enough to satisfy TVC's desires.)

skullstorm · « **Reply #11121 on:** July 01, 2019, 08:24:10 PM »

Cook and clean?!

TVC15 · « **Reply #11122 on:** July 01, 2019, 08:25:08 PM »

Is the next Borecon in Vegas? This holy union needs to be celebrated at the Taco Bell Chapel.

Kara · « **Reply #11123 on:** July 01, 2019, 08:27:49 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 01, 2019, 08:25:08 PM

Is the next Borecon in Vegas? This holy union needs to be celebrated at the Taco Bell Chapel.

They always are.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11124 on:** July 01, 2019, 08:30:24 PM »

Realistically, I’m only going to want sex once or twice a week, so this is really a good deal.

And just think of how awesome it will be when Wrath and I are bitching about how awful of an idea this was in here constantly.

shosta · « **Reply #11125 on:** July 01, 2019, 08:48:28 PM »

Quote from: Dantizzinel on July 01, 2019, 08:03:07 PM

She wanted to get married

TVC15 · « **Reply #11126 on:** July 01, 2019, 08:58:33 PM »

Also, one blowjob per week from you. I get to give them to you whenever I/you want, though.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #11127 on:** July 01, 2019, 11:36:04 PM »

Yo, please actually do that at the next borecon I will be there for sure

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #11128 on:** July 01, 2019, 11:36:56 PM »

Could you imagine if b o r k read this thread?

BIONIC · « **Reply #11129 on:** July 02, 2019, 01:42:35 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 01, 2019, 11:36:56 PM

Could you imagine if b o r k read this thread?

He could tell us all about his body pillow he calls his wife

nudemacusers · « **Reply #11130 on:** July 02, 2019, 10:19:58 AM »

Given how long Bork has been here the second he posts in this thread he would turn gay.

Kara · « **Reply #11131 on:** July 02, 2019, 11:34:53 AM »

All the affected het gaming stuff is about as straight as the "ironic" gay subtext.

Kara · « **Reply #11132 on:** July 07, 2019, 03:08:41 PM »

My SO recently discovered Sierra Death Generator and has been using it to own me.

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team filler · « **Reply #11133 on:** July 07, 2019, 03:10:41 PM »

VomKriege · « **Reply #11134 on:** July 07, 2019, 07:22:52 PM »

Reactivated the OKC account. I have a better idea of what I want and what to look for and being just out of a relationship, I'm in no hurry. Being patient helps keep a clear head.

Anyway a lot of the stuff I bemoaned seems to have fallen off trend. Much Myers Gibb (?) four letter personality type. Much less occurrences of "sapiosexual".

Probably need a better photo still but

shosta · « **Reply #11135 on:** July 07, 2019, 07:24:18 PM »

Using a dating site without a photo is like shopping without money. The only way you will succeed is if you do something illegal.

VomKriege · « **Reply #11136 on:** July 07, 2019, 07:27:49 PM »

Quote from: shosta on July 07, 2019, 07:24:18 PM

Using a dating site without a photo is like shopping without money. The only way you will succeed is if you do something illegal.

I have one. It's not great though it was out at a drink. If someone has a good snap at me I'll use that but I'm not fishing for it.

Got a couple of likes. It's not crazy or anything and they're not my type (one nice thing with OKC is that you can somewhat identify who liked you if you know how the algorithm are set up) but my profile is good enough for now.

shosta · « **Reply #11137 on:** July 07, 2019, 07:30:22 PM »

Sorting by match % on OKC and setting location to "anywhere" to find your soul mate living in Thailand

Kara · « **Reply #11138 on:** July 07, 2019, 07:32:03 PM »

Quote from: shosta on July 07, 2019, 07:30:22 PM

Sorting by match % on OKC and setting location to "anywhere" to find your soul mate living in Thailand

I feel so attacked rn.

VomKriege · « **Reply #11139 on:** July 07, 2019, 07:36:47 PM »

Quote from: shosta on July 07, 2019, 07:30:22 PM

Sorting by match % on OKC and setting location to "anywhere" to find your soul mate living in Thailand

The % thing became a bit wonky, questions are much less prominent in the UI and when you check it turns out many people only responded to two dozens or so. Less common to be able to compare 50 or more questions. I thought it was more interesting before but I guess the commercial numbers must say the opposite.

VomKriege · « **Reply #11140 on:** July 07, 2019, 07:39:32 PM »

But being to somewhat easily identify the people who liked you (without having to swipe) is a real plus.

benjipwns · « **Reply #11141 on:** July 08, 2019, 01:14:12 AM »

Quote from: Kara on July 07, 2019, 03:08:41 PM

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what about "noodle"?

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I secretly hate anyone who doesn't get the YOU WILL REGRET THIS! meme when I reference it in text form.

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Raist · « **Reply #11142 on:** July 08, 2019, 03:50:57 AM »

Quote from: shosta on July 07, 2019, 07:24:18 PM

The only way you will succeed is if you do something illegal.

Says the 14yo who dates MILFs

tiesto · « **Reply #11143 on:** July 08, 2019, 11:49:26 AM »

Quote from: Dantizzinel on July 07, 2019, 10:22:51 PM

Quote from: VomKriege on July 07, 2019, 07:39:32 PM
But being to somewhat easily identify the people who liked you (without having to swipe) is a real plus.

You can do that by choosing to pay on tinder, but paying dating apps

Ehh, I paid and I don't mind. You tend to find more serious and less flaky women as compared to the freemium apps. It all depends what you're looking for.

VomKriege · « **Reply #11144 on:** July 08, 2019, 12:07:17 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on July 08, 2019, 11:49:26 AM

Quote from: Dantizzinel on July 07, 2019, 10:22:51 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on July 07, 2019, 07:39:32 PM
But being to somewhat easily identify the people who liked you (without having to swipe) is a real plus.

You can do that by choosing to pay on tinder, but paying dating apps

Ehh, I paid and I don't mind. You tend to find more serious and less flaky women as compared to the freemium apps. It all depends what you're looking for.

I guess you mean a pay-only service ?
On freemium apps it doesn't really help IMHO because there's no functionality you can pay for that could overcome bad photos/profile. It's mostly for power users.

team filler · « **Reply #11145 on:** July 10, 2019, 02:17:42 PM »

https://twitter.com/oliviabradley88/status/1148958211531268099

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #11146 on:** July 10, 2019, 02:51:40 PM »

Oh no lol

Brehvolution · « **Reply #11147 on:** July 10, 2019, 03:09:57 PM »

Talk shit - get hit.

tiesto · « **Reply #11148 on:** July 10, 2019, 03:19:21 PM »

Long Islanders don't fuck around.

team filler · « **Reply #11149 on:** July 10, 2019, 03:24:36 PM »

being short and using dating sites seems stressful af

Kara · « **Reply #11150 on:** July 10, 2019, 03:41:24 PM »

"You're not god or my father." [beat] [beat] [beat] "Or my boss."

VomKriege · « **Reply #11151 on:** July 10, 2019, 03:44:35 PM »

Quote from: filler on July 10, 2019, 03:24:36 PM

being short and using dating sites seems stressful af

It's probably not a smooth and pleasant experience for a large amount of people TBH.

team filler · « **Reply #11152 on:** July 10, 2019, 03:54:34 PM »

https://twitter.com/normal_now/status/1149042291178463232

VomKriege · « **Reply #11153 on:** July 10, 2019, 04:09:30 PM »

https://www.reddit.com/r/OkCupid/comments/cammqp/anyone_else_feel_this_is_a_eugenics_platform/

chronovore · « **Reply #11154 on:** July 11, 2019, 12:22:36 AM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on July 10, 2019, 03:09:57 PM

Talk shit - get hit.

Yeah, I'm pretty much okay with Mr. "I'm Going to Ruin Everyone's Morning" ending up on the tiles.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #11155 on:** July 11, 2019, 08:31:13 AM »

I get a laugh at the 40-something women that still have height restrictions in their bio. Still carrying that breeder mentality well past menopause.

benjipwns · « **Reply #11156 on:** July 11, 2019, 08:38:52 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on July 10, 2019, 04:09:30 PM

https://www.reddit.com/r/OkCupid/comments/cammqp/anyone_else_feel_this_is_a_eugenics_platform/

https://www.reddit.com/r/OkCupid/comments/cb5i5x/i_think_i_met_a_murderer/

VomKriege · « **Reply #11157 on:** July 11, 2019, 09:03:48 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 11, 2019, 08:38:52 AM

Quote from: VomKriege on July 10, 2019, 04:09:30 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/OkCupid/comments/cammqp/anyone_else_feel_this_is_a_eugenics_platform/
https://www.reddit.com/r/OkCupid/comments/cb5i5x/i_think_i_met_a_murderer/

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Sorry you had an unpleasant experience. Don’t give up though!

VomKriege · « **Reply #11158 on:** July 12, 2019, 08:28:46 AM »

God those matches being unmatched without a word after a couple of hours are frustrating. It's not to lay blame at the feet of anyone, maybe she read the profile more closely, saw some deal-breaker or had second thoughts, but you know...

VomKriege · « **Reply #11159 on:** July 12, 2019, 08:50:21 AM »

Saw a vague work acquaintance and a coworker (that I sort of fancy, but too young and saying "pansexual" in her profile

) in the swipe queue. Guess it's funny but not something to ever bring up again.

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