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« Reply #11160 on: January 11, 2019, 05:03:04 AM »
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« Reply #11161 on: January 11, 2019, 05:07:20 AM »
says the bogan  ::)
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« Reply #11163 on: January 11, 2019, 05:36:07 AM »
But it doesnít matter right now because I wonít be having sex anytime soon. I donít even want to attempt to meet people right now. Doing this routine over and over again is depressing. I donít know how people do it. Itís scary.

Maybe in 2020 when Iím 30 and 30 year old women are so desperate the standards are super low.

Iím just worried if Iím going to become more fucked up.

So you want to be good at sex to make yourself feel good? I think I just solved an upside down puzzle.

But seriously, your attitude towards your dick is the same one an internet troll takes towards their keyboard. A bit uncouth.
I mean I don't think that's what I'm saying. I'm saying being a sexual loser is'nt going to be appealing to anyone. I'm saying having no experince is'nt going to help attract anyone as no one especially in thier 30s is going to want to be with someone who really hasn't had sex. I'm saying that missing experiences that normal people is'nt going to help me actually have any success in dating. I don't know how I can be uncouth to something I don't get to use.

I get that it's an uphill battle, but it's not a very pleasant one.

And what puzzle? Oh no I want to be good and take part in an activity that humanity as a whole enjoys. The horror.

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« Reply #11165 on: January 11, 2019, 05:48:35 AM »
learning how to to fingerblast the shit out of a girl is a good bet. With one of my exes, normal routine was have sex, I finish, and then I just go to town for like thirty seconds or a minute for "her turn". Or the reverse order.

Aka priming the pump
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« Reply #11166 on: January 11, 2019, 06:06:22 AM »
Key thing is, if you just listen and watch for the queues you'll be fine.  Another odd thing about sex, when it comes to pleasing women it's 90% technique and 10% enthusiasm. For men, reverse those numbers.

Is this about some gangbang situation? And a bisexual one, too :thinking

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« Reply #11167 on: January 11, 2019, 09:58:29 AM »
learning how to to fingerblast the shit out of a girl is a good bet. With one of my exes, normal routine was have sex, I finish, and then I just go to town for like thirty seconds or a minute for "her turn". Or the reverse order.

Aka priming the pump

Usually do that the other way around, the "Reverse order" as shosta said.   Once I'm finished ... I'm finished lol

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« Reply #11168 on: January 11, 2019, 08:57:49 PM »
Sometimes Iíll come up behind my gf, kiss her neck while using my left hand to (very lightly) tease and twist on her left nipple while using my right hand to rub her clit.  She loves it.  Thereís a free tip for you, Rahxephon.
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« Reply #11169 on: January 11, 2019, 10:06:34 PM »
Hopefully Iíll remember it if I ever get the chance to use it.

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« Reply #11170 on: January 11, 2019, 10:08:04 PM »
Sometimes I come behind my wife and we share a burning, passionate, romantic decades long relationship that touches our very souls. She loves it. Another free tip for you, Rahx.
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« Reply #11171 on: January 11, 2019, 10:28:09 PM »
Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't.

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« Reply #11172 on: January 11, 2019, 10:30:03 PM »
Sometimes Iíll come up behind my gf, kiss her neck while using my left hand to (very lightly) tease and twist on her left nipple while using my right hand to rub her clit.  She loves it.  Thereís a free tip for you, Rahxephon.
Fuck you. Kiss my neck and twist my nipple dude.

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« Reply #11173 on: January 11, 2019, 10:30:30 PM »
Well of the 2 people I was gonna message with my fresh start, the 6' tall one immediately unmatched me. Guess she didn't see my height the first time! Never giving up the dream of dating a cool tall gal.
The other person I messaged but haven't heard back. Fingers crossed! Not gonna message other people in the meantime, just gonna do other stuff and give it a day or two.

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« Reply #11174 on: January 11, 2019, 10:44:41 PM »
You really only need to fuck like 10-20 times to get the hang of it IMO. Read some articles too. The dick game isn't that difficult. Just don't blow early and pay attention to her vocalizations and movement and breathing. Don't be afraid to ask her what angle is working. Women will usually want different thrusts in the different stages leading up to orgasm. Also, if they tell you "Right there!" or "Just like that, just like that," keep doing that.

Cardiovascular fitness also helps. Sometimes right before they reach orgasm, they just want to get fucked hard, and you can't be getting out of breath and shit. If you can run at least 2 miles, you're probably fine on that front.
And let me guess. You figured this out before you were 30.

But it doesnít matter right now because I wonít be having sex anytime soon. I donít even want to attempt to meet people right now. Doing this routine over and over again is depressing. I donít know how people do it. Itís scary.

Maybe in 2020 when Iím 30 and 30 year old women are so desperate the standards are super low.

Iím just worried if Iím going to become more fucked up.

You're telling me you're fucking 29 years old and are this depressed about it? Come the fuck on man. You're a young buck. I was 33 years old coming out of a 3 year relationship having to start over. You can do whatever you want to do.

And don't worry about the fucking game!

Everything you need to learn, you can learn quickly. The real shit is maintaining a relationship, which does take some extra wisdom, but Puppy can help you there. And you have to get there first.

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« Reply #11175 on: January 11, 2019, 10:56:33 PM »
Twist my neck and kiss my nipple.

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« Reply #11176 on: January 11, 2019, 11:20:24 PM »
ďOh donít worry about anythingĒ

Says people who donít have these problems.

And yes 30 is older and when youíre supposed to be more mature. Where youíre supposed to have an actual clue. 20s are where you were supposed to make your mistakes and learn from it. Not waste them.

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« Reply #11178 on: January 11, 2019, 11:58:01 PM »
Less whining. More twisting.
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« Reply #11179 on: January 12, 2019, 12:48:00 AM »
try n untwist my balloon knot with your tongue, rahx. I'll learn you everything you need to know, big boy  :-[
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« Reply #11180 on: January 12, 2019, 12:57:31 AM »
ďOh donít worry about anythingĒ

Says people who donít have these problems.

And yes 30 is older and when youíre supposed to be more mature. Where youíre supposed to have an actual clue. 20s are where you were supposed to make your mistakes and learn from it. Not waste them.

These problems are totally surmountable. That's the point.

You haven't had much sex. Who gives a shit? One month into a relationship and you'll have had plenty. Just don't overthink it. Grab some Cialis if you're afraid you won't be able to perform. Don't bust early. You'll be fine.

You haven't had much relationship experience. Who gives a shit? It's a fucking learning process. Remember the basket rule. Every positive interaction puts something into the basket, and every negative one takes something out, and the basket can't be empty. Just be considerate, and listen.

I was 24 when I had my first real, solid relationship. Everything I had in college was a bunch of drunk fuck-buddy shit. Now I'm in a happy relationship at 34. You'll be my age in 5 years. I don't consider myself a romantic failure. 5 years you have before you're my age.

It doesn't fucking matter when you learn this shit as long as you do learn it.

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« Reply #11181 on: January 12, 2019, 11:16:25 AM »
Got a hiking ďdateĒ lined up with a girl who I went to that strip club (with a bunch of other friends).  :doge

Sheís chubby at the moment and is trying to lose weight but Iíve seen her pics when sheís fit and sheís pretty cute.
Had sex last night with her.  :mynicca

Also, sheís not Jewish lol.  :doge

But her milkers are still big. :aah

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« Reply #11182 on: January 12, 2019, 07:30:57 PM »
my girl makes me come fast but i'm not embarrassed

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« Reply #11183 on: January 12, 2019, 09:31:25 PM »
ďOh donít worry about anythingĒ

Says people who donít have these problems.

And yes 30 is older and when youíre supposed to be more mature. Where youíre supposed to have an actual clue. 20s are where you were supposed to make your mistakes and learn from it. Not waste them.

These problems are totally surmountable. That's the point.




I was 24 when I had my first real, solid relationship. Everything I had in college was a bunch of drunk fuck-buddy shit. Now I'm in a happy relationship at 34. You'll be my age in 5 years. I don't consider myself a romantic failure. 5 years you have before you're my age.

It doesn't fucking matter when you learn this shit as long as you do learn it.
I mean I wouldnít call you a sexual loser either....

On account that you had plenty of sex in college, sex probably after college, and an actual relationship before 30.

I mean youíve kind of proved my point here man.

At this point even the ďloserĒ of my friend group has a steady girlfriend and not sex then I ever will. Even Atra is doing better than me.

Also what 30+ year old women probably with a kid is going to want someone starting from 0? None. Itís impossible for you to relate.

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« Reply #11184 on: January 12, 2019, 09:35:53 PM »
i've had plenty of sex and i can barely manage five minutes if i find her hot, and that's if i'm lucky

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« Reply #11185 on: January 12, 2019, 09:52:09 PM »
my girl makes me come fast but i'm not embarrassed

I miss the time where this was taken as a sign of endearment. Porn had fucked us all up. I aint tryna fuck for 2 hours.
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« Reply #11186 on: January 13, 2019, 03:20:01 AM »
i've had plenty of sex and i can barely manage five minutes if i find her hot, and that's if i'm lucky
Is that why you lasted 30 minutes with me ?! :brazilcry
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« Reply #11187 on: January 15, 2019, 01:12:07 PM »
Gf and I moving in together next month

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« Reply #11188 on: January 15, 2019, 01:38:18 PM »
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« Reply #11189 on: January 16, 2019, 02:45:22 PM »
Got the number of a girl I've known casually for a while.  We started talking and maybe its been a while since I've dealt with crazy, but jesus fucking christ she's crazy.  Not even the hot kind of crazy.   Like insane hot/cold shit going on.  For example, out of nowhere yesterday right after we met up she sends a text saying thank you for seeing her and blah blah, real nice.  Then within a few minutes turns into a huge nutter and ends with shit like "oh you think just because I talk to you I like you?  I talk to lots of people I don't like" like with no hint of a joke.  So I said whatevs and left it with something like "well okay then".  Then she texts me this morning with a "so you're not talking to me anymore?" and doing the same shit.  yeahhhhhhhh.  fuck this.  She's not young either.  Just fucking crazy.  I don't know if she thinks it's hot or what, but fuck that. 

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« Reply #11190 on: January 16, 2019, 02:55:25 PM »
When I see women like that I always think that the reason they're like that is because they're used to being allowed to be like that. Good for you for being like "Nope"
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« Reply #11191 on: January 16, 2019, 03:13:14 PM »
Got the number of a girl I've known casually for a while.  We started talking and maybe its been a while since I've dealt with crazy, but jesus fucking christ she's crazy.  Not even the hot kind of crazy.   Like insane hot/cold shit going on.  For example, out of nowhere yesterday right after we met up she sends a text saying thank you for seeing her and blah blah, real nice.  Then within a few minutes turns into a huge nutter and ends with shit like "oh you think just because I talk to you I like you?  I talk to lots of people I don't like" like with no hint of a joke.  So I said whatevs and left it with something like "well okay then".  Then she texts me this morning with a "so you're not talking to me anymore?" and doing the same shit.  yeahhhhhhhh.  fuck this.  She's not young either.  Just fucking crazy.  I don't know if she thinks it's hot or what, but fuck that. 

Shes def hoping you'll simp out and lean into the chase for her. Little does she know who she's tryna play
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« Reply #11192 on: January 16, 2019, 04:01:07 PM »
Yeah, thatís a single mans trap there, good dodge
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« Reply #11193 on: January 16, 2019, 07:11:40 PM »
Yeah I figured she has flunky dudes that put up with that shit. She apparently isnít ignored often because she flipped her lid over that too and I just felt even better. Shame because we got along good and she was cool... until she was nuts.

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« Reply #11194 on: January 16, 2019, 10:11:51 PM »
late night thought: it's kinda weird how I'm facebook friends with all the women I've slept with so far  :doge

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« Reply #11195 on: January 16, 2019, 10:43:01 PM »
mupepe da gawd  8)


atra, that's like 3 people  ::)
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« Reply #11196 on: January 17, 2019, 04:01:56 AM »
Got the number of a girl I've known casually for a while.  We started talking and maybe its been a while since I've dealt with crazy, but jesus fucking christ she's crazy.  Not even the hot kind of crazy.   Like insane hot/cold shit going on.  For example, out of nowhere yesterday right after we met up she sends a text saying thank you for seeing her and blah blah, real nice.  Then within a few minutes turns into a huge nutter and ends with shit like "oh you think just because I talk to you I like you?  I talk to lots of people I don't like" like with no hint of a joke.  So I said whatevs and left it with something like "well okay then".  Then she texts me this morning with a "so you're not talking to me anymore?" and doing the same shit.  yeahhhhhhhh.  fuck this.  She's not young either.  Just fucking crazy.  I don't know if she thinks it's hot or what, but fuck that.
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« Reply #11197 on: January 17, 2019, 08:36:36 AM »
late night thought: it's kinda weird how I'm facebook friends with all the women I've slept with so far  :doge


mupepe da gawd  8)


atra, that's like 3 people  ::)


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« Reply #11198 on: January 17, 2019, 09:27:36 AM »
Atra, show us a pic of your special flower :bolo
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« Reply #11199 on: January 17, 2019, 09:29:34 AM »
There's been a little bit of Attra inside all of us;  and 3 women.

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« Reply #11200 on: January 17, 2019, 10:04:14 AM »
4 if you count [redacted].  :doge

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« Reply #11201 on: January 17, 2019, 10:05:26 AM »
4 if you count [redacted].  :doge
I thought you meant women you had sex with :hitler
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« Reply #11202 on: January 17, 2019, 10:34:34 AM »
You'd think getting his dick to play possum would be endearing to her. What a cunt.

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« Reply #11203 on: January 17, 2019, 10:38:03 AM »
I say count it bro, why not?

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« Reply #11204 on: January 17, 2019, 11:01:22 AM »
In the end you forget the actual number so yolo
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« Reply #11205 on: January 17, 2019, 11:10:46 AM »
I'm seeing the 22 y/o I just recently slept with again sometime this weekend.

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« Reply #11206 on: January 17, 2019, 11:42:35 AM »
I'm seeing the 22 y/o I just recently slept with again sometime this weekend.

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« Reply #11207 on: January 17, 2019, 12:01:02 PM »
Gworlllll
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« Reply #11208 on: January 17, 2019, 12:01:07 PM »
I mean I'm not going to force anything but...

Sometimes a couple subtle nudges can get the ball rolling.  :hitler

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« Reply #11209 on: January 17, 2019, 12:08:20 PM »
I mean I'm not going to force anything but...

Sometimes a couple subtle nudges can get the ball rolling.  :hitler


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« Reply #11210 on: January 17, 2019, 12:10:45 PM »
She was toxic before, but I'm sure bringing someone else into the mix will fix that.
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« Reply #11211 on: January 17, 2019, 12:11:09 PM »
You couldn't get it up with possum girl and now you're thinking threesome?

Well, good luck.

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« Reply #11212 on: January 17, 2019, 12:14:16 PM »
I have xanax now to help with performance anxiety.  :doge

edit: Also, this will 99% not happen. I'm just being a pervert. That's all.  :doge

edit2: I'm more or less IRL "shipping" as they say.

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« Reply #11213 on: January 17, 2019, 12:15:56 PM »
Obviously itís a bad idea

Obviously


But mayyyyyybe
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« Reply #11214 on: January 17, 2019, 12:58:39 PM »
Always have low expectations for that shit and let the ladies lead the way.  Trying to nudge can backfire almost more easily than it can actually accomplish the goal.

Just be sexy and let the chips and panties fall where they may.

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« Reply #11215 on: January 17, 2019, 01:11:19 PM »
xanax is the wrong pill if you can't get your dick up :lol

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« Reply #11216 on: January 17, 2019, 01:12:45 PM »
Yeah I am not super familar with benzos but that just seems like a bad idea lol

Although people react differently to things;  I don't think I've ever had a drug that stopped my dick from getting hard.

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« Reply #11217 on: January 17, 2019, 01:13:19 PM »
Anxiety kills my boners though.

And when I don't have anxiety I can bone just fine.  :doge

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« Reply #11218 on: January 17, 2019, 01:15:49 PM »
good luck and all but i'd have gone with a bluechew or something

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« Reply #11219 on: January 17, 2019, 01:26:39 PM »
I can't get bluechew shipped to my state.