My latest bio:
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I stole that "feel good bullshit" top line from some Chad.
this is an awful fuckin profile description dude.
opening paragraph makes you seem like a pussy. Second one is ok kind of, do you really want to find a weirdo like yourself? i never understood the point of dating someone exactly like oneself. saying you are into weird shit basically gets all the cute girls to go "eh, nah" and you're stuck with crack whores. Same with the third section of the profile. "non-religious" is this really necessary considering majority of people your age and below are no longer active in any religion? Do you have to shout it out? Again, you are eliminating otherwise potentially hot ass for the sake of wearing your eccentricness on your sleeve.
And then you top it off with you're too busy for shit. Women want you to have a good job, be occupied and make money, but work too much and that's off putting. Remember, women live in fantasy land where they'll find a prince that makes sick money, has time to go to the gym to get a ripped bod but can eat and drink freely with no restrictions and possess the humor and wit of a stand up comedian.