RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[CatsCatsCats]

Okay.

[Assimilate]

Naw it’s obviously not a scientific rule but big girls giving great head ain’t no myth. Sometimes y’all just dick ride Assy for nothing

Don't really give a shit, mostly pointing out I hear that type of crap from guys I know who've barely even gotten head.  Particually from skinny girls lol

Most girls don't give good head like most guys can't lick a clit properly. It's not easy on either side. It's definitely a skill you obtain through hard work and dedication.

edit:. Lol like I give 2 fucks Assy, I admitted I've never gotten head from a fat chick, wasn't my point.

don't get rattled
 

[Atramental]

Naw it’s obviously not a scientific rule but big girls giving great head ain’t no myth. Sometimes y’all just dick ride Assy for nothing

Don't really give a shit, mostly pointing out I hear that type of crap from guys I know who've barely even gotten head.  Particually from skinny girls lol

edit:. Lol like I give 2 fucks Assy, I admitted I've never gotten head from a fat chick, wasn't my point.

Answer my question Attra, honestly.. how many girls you got head from and what was the fat to non fat ratio?

2 fat
0 non-fat

 

[CatsCatsCats]

One time on my birthday I let a fat chick suck pudding off my dick so I don’t know how much you know about questionable head

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but I’m an expert

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[Atramental]

Well, maybe a skinny girl can prove me wrong. 

[Assimilate]

Head game never that important to me, I like fucking.

We're actually in agreement here. There's only ever been 2 girls that i could say were absolutely stunning at it and i would choose it over sex. 2 in my lifetime that could consistently get me off with only a BJ.

[CatsCatsCats]

And like that, all parties laid down their weapons and sang a song of celebration. A song for pussy

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cumming deep in that pussy  then getting your second nut deep in that ass 

[Raist]

i could say were absolutely stunning at it and i would choose it over sex.

Stop posting in this thread.

[CatsCatsCats]

No. Care posting is dead. filler likes only

[Huff]

Being a former fatty 

Dating a former fatty 

Having fat children 

[Atramental]

In the land of Burgers where the Fatties lie
We bear our banners aloft, boots like Drums
Our Cadence slow, our countenance tired.

[BlueTsunami]

Last fat chick I was with slobbed my knob like a pro. She also liked to trim my pubes down with a small electic trimmer then inhale my dick if i hadn't groomed in preparation for a bit. That was a kink I didnt know I had.

[Rahxephon91]

This is bullshit.

If you matched with the girl Atra made out with, I'd imagine you'd just complain she's not your type and never follow up with her.

Not really. The girl I went on a date with was inline with Atra's girl.

It's just most girls I match with I don't like. If I matched with girls like Atra I wouldn't be complaining.

[TakingBackSunday]

The only large chick I hooked up with was garbage at head, fwiw

[BlueTsunami]

Thats cause you didnt dip the tip of your dick in ranch. Just a lil

[tiesto]

Fat doesn't have to be a permanent state of being. 

Also, I'm not picky about that sort of thing anymore 'cause pussy is pussy. 

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and fat girls give excellent head. 

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Fat mindset is much much worse than a fat body, and much harder to change.

[Rahxephon91]

Dudes. I’m going to end up so alone

[Rufus]

The only large chick I hooked up with was garbage at head, fwiw

Practice makes perfect, but that's a boring explanation. Anecdotes with funny or 'fitting' explanations however become data.

That being said, I can totally see big women leaning into the stereotype, even if it's a backhanded compliment.

[Rahxephon91]

Dudes. I’m going to end up so alone

Man, hang in there buddy.

Shut the fuck up. You haveent the slightest clue what its like to be me. You don't understand what I go thtough. All of you bore members mock me. You all think I'm a fucking loser, I dont ry the advice you tell me to, or I'm just a fucking psychoath,

I;m not. I;ve tried most of the advice you all gave me and for awhile it felt great, but when i tried to go after women it always ends the same.

I'm not a fucking incel. I like women a lot. I really just want to be around one. I really just want to have sex, but they either ignore me, screw me over, opr jusy dont notice nme,

And I'm just hitting me breaking point,.'

Like the last tinder girl.

After telling me she did'nt see anything coming out of it. She matched with me and random;y messaged me. WTF IS THAt,

And I tried to talk to her and yeah she said the fact that I was hessitant to meet her turned her off and then that I qucjly was ok to hang out with her cofnused her. Ok fine, I said I'm just kind of new to thid, but i'm down for eveyrthing, And then we talked and I guess the fact that I'm too nice and too inexpreinced is too much for her. That shes looking for a decent person to date or maybe just have sex with? Like wtf would you even talk to me still then. Like fucking jesus christ what the fuck am i supposed to do?  I just cant find anytrhing. I donyt want to hate women, but every single interaction is the most dispoainting thing and makes me just so fucking not want to do deal with them.  god I dont want to become an incel fuck and I know I'll just keep trying to meet women, but I fuckingkn ow evantually they wikll realize my flaws. I'm inexperinced, I;m somewhat awkward and they they';; be like fuck thus dude. I hate this so much,.

[Rahxephon91]

No.

[Rahxephon91]

No

[Rahxephon91]

K

[Rahxephon91]

Yes?

[Rahxephon91]

No mother fucker.

Directed by Quinten Tarantino.

[tiesto]

I strongly believe the majority of the Bore are decent people who are rooting for you (even Assy). Some of us have gone through similar situations where we were consistently failing with women, but eventually we broke through. So we do have sympathy for your struggles.

[MMaRsu]

Raphx pls just listen to patrice his black phillip shows

I know your confidence is shit, sometimes mine is too but cmon man you probably arent a weird looking dude right?

At least I dunno

show us a pic broski

[Atramental]

Patrice isn’t going to help him.

Rahx needs a constant regimen of psychoanalytic therapy, a “road to Damascus” moment/wake up call, or something else that we cannot provide.

If I were a mod I would ban him at this point like they did with KevinCow over at GAF.

He doesn’t add anything to the discussion here.

He just wants an audience of people here to feel sorry for him and I’m all out of empathy & patience at this point.

[BlueTsunami]

He requires a change at some fundamental level or just find another girl in his exact scenario. Some reflection of himself. Good fucking luck with that.

[Atramental]

[MMaRsu]

I mean even that creepy fuck messofanego can get a woman ( ok arranged marriage but whatevs lol ) you can too raphx!

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I gag on my toothbrush, don’t get too excited.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Dudes. I’m going to end up so alone

Man, hang in there buddy.

Shut the fuck up. You haveent the slightest clue what its like to be me. You don't understand what I go thtough. All of you bore members mock me. You all think I'm a fucking loser, I dont ry the advice you tell me to, or I'm just a fucking psychoath,

I;m not. I;ve tried most of the advice you all gave me and for awhile it felt great, but when i tried to go after women it always ends the same.

I'm not a fucking incel. I like women a lot. I really just want to be around one. I really just want to have sex, but they either ignore me, screw me over, opr jusy dont notice nme,

And I'm just hitting me breaking point,.'

Like the last tinder girl.

After telling me she did'nt see anything coming out of it. She matched with me and random;y messaged me. WTF IS THAt,

And I tried to talk to her and yeah she said the fact that I was hessitant to meet her turned her off and then that I qucjly was ok to hang out with her cofnused her. Ok fine, I said I'm just kind of new to thid, but i'm down for eveyrthing, And then we talked and I guess the fact that I'm too nice and too inexpreinced is too much for her. That shes looking for a decent person to date or maybe just have sex with? Like wtf would you even talk to me still then. Like fucking jesus christ what the fuck am i supposed to do?  I just cant find anytrhing. I donyt want to hate women, but every single interaction is the most dispoainting thing and makes me just so fucking not want to do deal with them.  god I dont want to become an incel fuck and I know I'll just keep trying to meet women, but I fuckingkn ow evantually they wikll realize my flaws. I'm inexperinced, I;m somewhat awkward and they they';; be like fuck thus dude. I hate this so much,.

Yeah. You're right. Why you are you alone?  It's a mystery.

[Atramental]

More matches

[nachobro]

Amanda and Riker got that same look in their eye. She either gonna give the best head of all time or she gonna just bite it right off.

[chronovore]

Has Atra hooked up with the girl that said she just wants to start popping out babies yet?

She replied to my opener last night right when I put my head on my pillow.

I’ll get back to her (as well as the 4 other girls I’m juggling) after work.

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Iz Melizza secretly Poison Ivy? Because I just started playing Arkham Knight, and I would cheer for you.

Also, Jordan can get some.

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[team filler]

be careful outchea, atra

[naff]

@rahx you just need to work harder, like this guy

https://www.instagram.com/p/BoFJmRJheDG/

[Atramental]

Today's matches:






Pretty good for a Harvey Weinstein looking motherfucker, ey Assi?

[Transhuman]

Damn Assi's dick getting more friction than a shooting star

[Assimilate]

On a forum with mainly dudes over 30 any young 20 something year old is gonna look good.

Talk to me when you actually SMASH something breh 

[Transhuman]

I didn't know you were all a bunch of crotchety-ass oldies

[Atramental]

They’re already posting their pics in a public context (i.e. tinder).

Also, girls share pics with their friends of guys (and gals) they’re into all the time.

edit: Also, don’t like Dufus’s post, MMa. You posted a pic of one of your matches in here, you hypocrite.

[MMaRsu]

 

I know I'm just fucking around

What do you look like anyway? Curious to see considering your matches..

Dutch girls are so basic -_-

[MMaRsu]

Sure there are outliers but I feel that women from outside my country are far more relaxed but eh who knows

Attra is bald huh? Or shaved head. A lot of women like that these days..

Attra be pimpin like Kurt

[Atramental]

Bald but I would still shave my head if I weren't. 

[Atramental]

They’re already posting their pics in a public context (i.e. tinder).

So you're saying they're pretty much asking for it huh.

You sound like you belong on the supreme court.

[Nabbis]

That's like the least offensive thing Atra has done, right after luring little girls into his weed van.

[Atramental]

Thank god I never plan on running for political office.

[Assimilate]

Last time I banged a young girl like around that age she fucking trolled me that she was pregnant. Had me almost fainting at the gym to later say "nah I was just trolling to you to see your reaction"


 young crazy bitches 

[Atramental]

Should’ve hit her back with “Well, jokes on you I have full blown AIDs!”

 

[Rahxephon91]

@rahx you just need to work harder, like this guy

https://www.instagram.com/p/BoFJmRJheDG/

No, I think for the time being I'll be limiting my interactions with women to as little as possible.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I gotta admit, I agree. Posting the pics here is sorta creepy.








Don't stop. The creepiness sustains me

[Atramental]

I'll be dreaming of Emily tonite.

And here you are calling ME creepy. Plus, she’s not even that hot.

[Nabbis]

Need to see other than selfies before i can say anything, shit is filled with ambushes.

[hampster]

Posting pics is what benji would do

Which is why you should use the 'members only' feature

[TEEEPO]

never trust a profile where the first photo is a selfie

[Atramental]

Guess who has a copy of Isle of Dogs on Blu-ray?

edit: Also, notice how I didn't lean into video games and anime. Classic honey pot to detect & avoid weebs.

Plus, she said "film" instead of "movie". A patrician lady if I've ever seen one.

[TEEEPO]

in the hundred of dates i've been on, not once had a woman looked like her selfie. more often than not, they look more like the strategically placed photo that is more often than not the second to last in their profile so they don't feel like they've mislead anybody. so atra, post those photos too, for science and such