RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[BisMarckie]

The story will need to wait. I’m seeing Melizza again tonight downtown.   

So the menage a trois is still a possibility? 

[Rahxephon91]

That's only if he wants to get out of it.


Or switch roomates.

[tiesto]

Redheads are that special kind of crazy, and I can't get enough of them.

One regret I have is the few redheads I ended up sleeping with all shaved their crotch

[seagrams hotsauce]

Redheads are that special kind of crazy, and I can't get enough of them.

an old but short and interesting podcast on that topic: https://www.stuffyoushouldknow.com/podcasts/how-redheads-work.htm

[Atramental]

*sigh*

Onto the next one.

She came out of a long term relationship recently and just wants to be friends ...for now.

[Valkyrie]

You going downtown on her?



Edit: Whops, was on the wrong page.

[Atramental]

Indeed.

I turn into PeeWee Herman whilst high.

[team filler]

*sigh*

Onto the next one.

She came out of a long term relationship recently and just wants to be friends ...for now.

[Valkyrie]

My friend keeps jokingly teasing me, so now I can’t stop thinking of sitting on his dick every time we hang out. It’s making me go crazy. If this dude doesn’t ravish me soon I’m gonna decompose.

[Rahxephon91]

I went out tonight and danced with a girl for a long tine.

It’s progress.

[TakingBackSunday]

My friend keeps jokingly teasing me, so now I can’t stop thinking of sitting on his dick every time we hang out. It’s making me go crazy. If this dude doesn’t ravish me soon I’m gonna decompose.

Make the move!

[Transhuman]

To quote Gwen Stefani:

Take. A. Chance. You. Stu-pid hoe.

[I'm a Puppy!]

My friend keeps jokingly teasing me, so now I can’t stop thinking of sitting on his dick every time we hang out. It’s making me go crazy. If this dude doesn’t ravish me soon I’m gonna decompose.

It is 2018 Val. Why are you not making the move?!

[BlueTsunami]

My friend keeps jokingly teasing me, so now I can’t stop thinking of sitting on his dick every time we hang out. It’s making me go crazy. If this dude doesn’t ravish me soon I’m gonna decompose.

Make the first move. That always results in snatching a dudes soul.

[Atramental]

I slid into some local gal's DMs today because fuck it. 

[BisMarckie]

Is that some sort of euphemism?

[Atramental]

Nope. I literally direct messaged her on instagram. 

[BisMarckie]

[I'm a Puppy!]

edit: wrong thread

[Atramental]

[Atramental]

She a medium titty goth.

[BlueTsunami]

Atra with the cold open on some Insta hottie. Someone's been watching Glengarry Glen Ross

[Atramental]

I'm still waiting for her to say yes or no.

She probably wasn't expecting some cutie to slide into her DMs this morning.

edit: Should I say anything more or just let it sit? 

[Atramental]

 

[BisMarckie]

post her insta. My girl's busy for the day and I could use spank bank material.

Chivalry

[BlueTsunami]

What riotous said. Goth chicks are freaks in da sheets.

But if you want to continue interracting in earnest, gotta find that intersecting point of interest. Maybe bring up if shes into graphic designers or something, which could lead to showing your work, which could lead to her taking a greater interest in you.

[Atramental]

post her insta. My girl's busy for the day and I could use spank bank material.

I'm not going to put my chances with this girl in jeopardy.

What riotous said. Goth chicks are freaks in da sheets.

But if you want to continue interracting in earnest, gotta find that intersecting point of interest. Maybe bring up if shes into graphic designers or something, which could lead to showing your work, which could lead to her taking a greater interest in you.

She just posted a story at her job. She's probably busy working. Making bagels n whatnot. 

She's from NY originally and moved down to SC. I have some family up in NY and my dad grew up on Long Island. So that's kinda one thing we have in common. A connection to NY.

[Atramental]

Check your PMs

[Kara]

post her insta. My girl's busy for the day and I could use spank bank material.

I'm not going to put my chances with this girl in jeopardy.

Oh yeah my broke ass is going to fly out just to cuck you out of insta thot shenanigans

People could just link her this thread or something instead of fucking with her irl.

[Atramental]

What riotous said. Goth chicks are freaks in da sheets.

But if you want to continue interracting in earnest, gotta find that intersecting point of interest. Maybe bring up if shes into graphic designers or something, which could lead to showing your work, which could lead to her taking a greater interest in you.

I'm just going to send her this:
"Haha. Thanks. I'll be hanging out at [local pub/bar] later tonight if you want to stop by & talk for a bit."

[BisMarckie]

What if she replies something like "Yeah maybe I'll stop by for a drink, don't know yet though'

You'll be sitting there, wasting your time instead of getting high and playing vidya

[Atramental]

Well, I'm all of pot and playing vidya makes me depressed now because I'd rather be producing art/content than consuming it. 

[BisMarckie]

You gotta ask yourself: Is hanging out at a bar just for the chance for her to show up something Chad would do? 

[team filler]

ask her if she's into being strangled

[Atramental]

I'll just ask her if she wants to met up at that bar later.

If not. Fine. If yes. Cool. 

[team filler]

tell her you're looking for a goth girlfriend and you're a big fan of bowsette

[BlueTsunami]

Atras speech stat is def not high enough for all this but, maybe he'll roll a critical and gain access to her bat themed garter belt

[Nabbis]

Can we just rename this thread to "Adventure time" due to Atra?

One second we got possum girls with their gay friends and the next some thot goths from the same dude. 

[Atramental]

So nothing is going to probably happen with that goth girl on IG but I’m still chatting with Zeinab.

[Valkyrie]

My friend keeps jokingly teasing me, so now I can’t stop thinking of sitting on his dick every time we hang out. It’s making me go crazy. If this dude doesn’t ravish me soon I’m gonna decompose.

It is 2018 Val. Why are you not making the move?!

In case he doesn't actually mean what he says, it would make our school days really fucking awkward.

But we're throwing a party next Friday, never know what happens when I've had some tequila.

[Huff]

It’s not college without blacking out and waking up in a different persons bed than who you were expecting

[mormapope]

My friend keeps jokingly teasing me, so now I can’t stop thinking of sitting on his dick every time we hang out. It’s making me go crazy. If this dude doesn’t ravish me soon I’m gonna decompose.

It is 2018 Val. Why are you not making the move?!

In case he doesn't actually mean what he says, it would make our school days really fucking awkward.

But we're throwing a party next Friday, never know what happens when I've had some tequila.

One of the most romantic moments Ive experienced was making out with a lady after she projectile vomited red wine into a cardboard box next to her bed 

[Assimilate]

My friend keeps jokingly teasing me, so now I can’t stop thinking of sitting on his dick every time we hang out. It’s making me go crazy. If this dude doesn’t ravish me soon I’m gonna decompose.

It is 2018 Val. Why are you not making the move?!

In case he doesn't actually mean what he says, it would make our school days really fucking awkward.

But we're throwing a party next Friday, never know what happens when I've had some tequila.

One of the most romantic moments Ive experienced was making out with a lady after she projectile vomited red wine into a cardboard box next to her bed 

Every post you make 



Atra you gotta stop being such a fucking cupcake. Start Dming dick pics

[Atramental]

 

[Assimilate]

You're playing too nice with girls that are too young for niceness. Most girls at this age range want an asshole dude that lays serious pipe on them. That's what they want. They don't want a nice "chat buddy"

[Raist]

Where the fuck is the Melizza/gay housemate wombocombo story from yesterday 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Thing with being an asshole to women is that sure, you'll get rejected a lot, but you'll get rejected quick so you can find the girls that want assholes faster. Whereas being nice will still get you rejected, but it will get you rejected painfully slow. It's a matter of many shots you can take in the time you have.

[Assimilate]

Thing with being an asshole to women is that sure, you'll get rejected a lot, but you'll get rejected quick so you can find the girls that want assholes faster. Whereas being nice will still get you rejected, but it will get you rejected painfully slow. It's a matter of many shots you can take in the time you have.

That's another way to look at it

[Atramental]

My default state is nice or indifferent until I get pissed off.

It’s difficult for me to just be a selfish asshole without a justifiable reason.

edit: also, if I’m being an asshole to someone the last thing I want to do is fuck them. If anything I wish total and utter distruction upon them.

[tiesto]

post her insta. My girl's busy for the day and I could use spank bank material.

I'm not going to put my chances with this girl in jeopardy.

What riotous said. Goth chicks are freaks in da sheets.

But if you want to continue interracting in earnest, gotta find that intersecting point of interest. Maybe bring up if shes into graphic designers or something, which could lead to showing your work, which could lead to her taking a greater interest in you.

She just posted a story at her job. She's probably busy working. Making bagels n whatnot. 

She's from NY originally and moved down to SC. I have some family up in NY and my dad grew up on Long Island. So that's kinda one thing we have in common. A connection to NY.

Whereabouts on the island?

[Atramental]

Miller Place

[Rahxephon91]

No offense Assi, but every piece of advice you’ve given Atra has been wrong.

You said his pictures were bad. You said his profile was bad. You said his approach was bad.

He’s matched with and went on dates with attractive women by doing things you said were wrong.

I don’t think being an asshole is going to work.

[Atramental]

I’m friendly but firm.

I used to be quite the doormat/people pleaser when I first started dating.

Now I stand my ground on certain things and if it’s a dealbreaker to one of my dates so be it.

[Kara]

Where the fuck is the Melizza/gay housemate wombocombo story from yesterday 

The Atra Cycle (TM) goes something like:

1. Manic Tinder shit posting.
2. "I got a date, brehs, hype train!"
3. Look, it's fucking nothing dot gif.
4. Repeat steps 1 through 3 X times.
5. "I'm going to take some time off from dating to work on myself."
6. Manic Femme Atra shit posting.
7. Return to step 1.

[toku]

Atra's not single.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Being an asshole totally works. True fact. But the people you get with that are not the kind you want to keep, nor are they usually worth keeping

[I'm a Puppy!]

So does it..

Really...

Work?

Depends on how you measure success

[Atramental]

Where the fuck is the Melizza/gay housemate wombocombo story from yesterday 

Basically:

-I go to her place with the food after stopping by Walgreens to pick up an energy drink (and condoms)
-We conversed and ate while some comedy special on Netflix was playing in the background
-Her gay friend was pretty hilarious as well
-She got her dab out and her & I proceeded to get high off that
-Once we finished with our food she told me about her job at the water plant and how it’s her responsibility to make sure cyanide (and other nasty shit) from factories doesn’t poison the water supply in my area & kill everyone. 
-Being high I was rather floored by this revelation
-And then we talked and joked about other shit, we hugged goodbye, and I went home.

The End

[toku]

Dabs, bongs, waterfalls...this the shit you do in your house in your underwear a couple hours into a bond movie marathon with hot chinese takeout on the table. Not when you're trying to fuck.

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there are exceptions tho s/o 2 my ex who had a waterfall setup in a giant paint bucket in her closet...hit that before i hit that bless up

[close]

[Atramental]

So yeah, new rule:
No weed during a "date" because I turn into a cartoon character version of myself and that's not sexy.